Perth Hate Thread

Boring, full of boongs, shit is too expensive etc.

How do you feel about Perth, pol?

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I met a guy from Perth. He fell for the Canada meme. He lasted here a few months in the dead of winter and then gtfo. I told him Canada was a shithole. He didn't believe me at first but then realized the bitter truth. Canada is a fuckinf shithole and the people who live here are miserable af. I liked him though, he was a cool guy.

What a flat place/

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Perth looked beautiful from the pictures he showed me. Sun, beaches, women, not sure what more anyone else could want. God I hate it here so much. I live in Toronto too.

I know about 10 people in my personal life who are currently in Canada (it's like every perthie's favourite thing to do). They seem to be enjoying it so far though. Time will tell.

It is quite beautiful visually, but completely soulless and the people suck ass.

It's like being trapped on a desert island with nothing to do. The sunsets get old after a while. Did you move here?

I can't possibly imagine why. That sounds crazy and incomprehensible to me. Canada is very similar to Australia in many ways. Insane mass immigration, temporary foreign workers, shit housing bubble, expensive cost of living, insane housing, Chink overload, etc etc. But at the very least, AT THE VERY LEAST, you guys win on weather, beaches, lifestyle and women. Hands down. And idgaf about fucking spiders, that's a Sup Forums meme. It beats freezing your ass off half the year.

I can't possibly understand what attraction Canada has for Aussies.

Unless all your friends are working at Whistler or a ski resort or something like that..

>Did you move here?

I can only wish and dream.

I've been in Canada all my life and can't help but feel like I've wasted my life in this frozen shithole.

Except for when there's a test match being played there I forget it exists.

About 8 of them are in Vancouver and the others are in Toronto lol. Even most of them know that whistler is just going back to a colder australia with all the other aussies working there.

I think they move (from perth at least) for something different, and canada has a very easy working holiday visa program. Are people friendly in Canada, or is everyone in their bubble and cliquey like here?

Well if it makes you feel any better I also feel like i've wasted my life in this stinking hot shithole.

How can they possibly even survive in Vancouver? The housing costs there are even worse than most Australian cities and the wages are absolute garbage. Perth is a bit cheaper than say Melbourne, Sydney right?

I dunno, I can understand looking for different experiences if you're Aussie, but not fucking Canada. Why not NZ for a lil while, or Southeast Asia is an adventure. Lots of my friends go to Thailand, etc obviously that's very popular.

I don't think Canada is friendly. I'm obviously jaded but honestly people are so fucking miserable here from the long ass winters, no sun, and stressful life. Especially in Toronto. Here people commute like at least an hour each way to work. 1.5 to 2 hours is becoming the norm as all the jobs are in Toronto but people can't fucking afford to live in Toronto so they live farther and farther away.

Fuck off cunt Perth is a great city. Criminally underrated.

But does your city have QUOKKAS?

Looks beautiful to me. I would live there in a heart beat.

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Nice weather today. Reckon it was far too hot yesterday.

Feel sorry you guys get chinks, indians and european soyboys lefties.

Nice problem to have. It's -5 here with the wind chill

fk me, whats the electricity bills like over there when trying to stay warm?

Perth guy here. Perth is a wonderful place. The city is pozzed, but the suburbs are very white. My favourite thing is to hang out at one of the suburban sports bars and watch a game with the tradies.

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I was amazed at finding it has both the highest concentration of same sex relationships and also has the lowest amount of Caucasian people than any other capital city in Australia.

looks pretty comfy

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The inner city is pozzed but the suburbs, especially NOR, are beautiful spots.

Only time I think of WA is when I'm looking for a decent red.

What about my boy nick?
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I rent and it's included (thank god) but people bitch like crazy about the hydro prices here. We call it hydro for some autistic reason.

-5 wind chill is nothing. That's a high of like +5 during the day. People are already wearing shorts. Canadians are fucking crazy. This is the worst place in the world to live. It's almost fucking April and it's been winter since November. Fuck my life.

Red apple?

red indian?

Pfft barbarian.. only good red is in SA

Looks like a nice place.

Hey Aussies, how the fuck do you have $2.5 Trillion in your pension fund?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pension_fund

Kek was his name Paul ShewKEK?

All employers pay 9% of wages into compulsory retirement account for each worker.

since when did Sup Forums censor the word C uck with Kek?

Testing C uck

KEK

No it was Colin. Dunno his last name. He was a cool guy.

Holy fuck it's real are we being memed on by mods?

cuck I think you can type but KEK turns into KEK

Cuck

Same with us lmao but our CPP (Canada Pension Plan) is only worth $350 billion

Wtf Canada is such a joke.

Except the CPP investment board makes all the investment decisions.

I think with your supers you can decide where to invest? I'm not entirely sure. It sounded confusing.

>it's like every perthie's favourite thing to do
Besides moving to Melbourne.

>data mining for tourist dollah
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Our CPP is worth $350 billion for 37 million Cucknucks.

Australia's pension fund is worth $2.5 trillion for what 25 million people?

Wow.

I honestly couldn't believe it the other day when I was studying pension funds and saw how huge Australia's is.

>but the suburbs are very white.
Except for the muslim infested shitholes.

Canada has hockey....

Nuff said.

The super industry is privatised, you can pick whatever fund you want to have your super deposited in as long as the fund conforms to the superannuation rules. Most of the big funds are run by banks and investment firms, but you can also do a self managed super fund if you want to have full control over where the money goes.

Is it even possible to live outside of Australia's major cities?

I was told Adelaide was a more affordable option.

You can only invest in funds, not individual stocks?

Still it's impressive how huge it is. So employer contribution is 9%, I'm assuming employee is the same?

We have the same thing here with CPP. Similar percentages. They fall off at about $60,000 a year salary.

I think I read you can top up your super with your after tax income as well.

After you make about $60k per year, you don't pay CPP and EI (Employment Insurance) premiums anymore.

The overpopulation of Australia: We're running out of time
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Australia has gone completely insane with immigration. Just like Canada. Doesn't help that you guys are way closer to Asia and billions of potential cheap labour migrants.

What other tourist shit is there to do other than go to Freemantle prison and Rottnest island to see the Quokkas?

You can invest in stocks if you do a self managed fund, although most of the action in that market segment is boomers leveraging their existing super balance to buy investment properties (they changed the SMSF rules about a decade ago so you could borrow against the funds to buy property and help prop up our giant bubble).

You can make voluntary super contributions on top of the compulsory 9% and its taxed at a lower rate than your usual income, its not a bad strategy if you're on a big salary and aren't going to miss the extra income. Works similar to salary sacrifice for a car leased through work and stuff like that.

I'd prefer cheap asian labourers that actually work rather than mudslimes or niggers. Already problems happening in melbourne.

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>Here people commute like at least an hour each way to work. 1.5 to 2 hours is becoming the norm as all the jobs are in Toronto but people can't fucking afford to live in Toronto so they live farther and farther away.
Jesus fking christ

Thats a lot of fuel. so they have to work to pay THAT off too...

Rate my idea:
Cable car and zipline from Kings park to Elizabeth quay

Fucking boomers man. They always win. Politicians still fucking pander to them even though they're getting old and dying (finally). I can't stand it. Here in Ontario, Doug Ford is going to repeal the 15% foreign buyers tax which is already weak af and has loopholes. He's going full boomer pandering to them. Not saying Wynne isn't shit but I haven't fallen for the Ford meme.

Young people are spending half to 2/3 of their income just on their rent here. It's insane. Not me but I live in a cheap ass place with a roommate which I don't even mind.

How about just Aussies and Anglos?

visited Perth in 2015 for a week, loved it. Stayed in Fremantle and took the train to Perth everyday, ate some amazing food and saw the great sights. The Casino was fantastic, as was the Penthouse Club and Caseys (heh). Brass Monkey was the best bar there I think, there were a lot that I liked though. Overall would go again and spend more time there, the people were friendly and it was beautiful.

I seriously considered moving there in the early 2010s when the commodities prices were high and there were jobs everywhere.

Every person from WA was some smug prick there who used to talk about how they don't need the east and how they shouldn't need to pay federal taxes.

Today, lol. I think I could buy a 4 bedroom house for a fraction of what I'd spend in Sydney or Melbourne for an apartment.

Well naturally. I mean even the Boers with their farming skills would be more than welcome. I just don't see it being how things will go.

Not to mention wasting your life away in a car. There's no shittier way to start your day than a fucking hour plus commute but hundreds of thousands of people if not millions seem to be happy doing it everyday. I gave up my car a few years ago, couldn't stand the traffic anymore. 401 is apparently the busiest highway in North America.

Google maps directions Barrie to Toronto. This is becoming a more and more popular commute. From 1 fucking shithole to a giant fucking shithole.

>wasting your life away in a car

Clearly you havent chosen the right music yet.

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Flying Akbar/10

Yeah but your country is over run by dirty swedes.

lmao

people fucking lose it here

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They have to pour billions into mental health. No fucking wonder.

Who the fuck researches a countries pension funds! So fucking Leafy! I just wikkid Canadian penis size.. 3.5", must be the cold weather.

>be born in Perth
>be Scandinavian as fuck
>sweat ass off nine months of the year
>only even close to comfortable temps in the dead of winter
I would honestly kill for some subzero temps.

mate, shift off down to Tassie. No joke, things are picking up speed there economy wise. No longer being the "old peoples retirement island"

Plus its fucking BEAUTIFUL there

I have good average size when I'm warm and fully erect but yes my penis shrinks dramatically in the fucking freezing cold outside.

Tasmania looks like a cool place.

Yes, SA is tops too

Perth.. or new Cape Town is a fine city.

Yeah but its full of tourists

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Oh and btw, supers was one of the many things I used to discuss with the Australian friend I had last year.

I'll keep it in mind, the dream is to get back to Norway though.

The weather was depressing today though. Despite being hot yesterday, it was a beautiful day. You could get a tan just standing outside for 10 minutes.

That sounds like everything to me. I have to tan in a fucking tanning bed.

Why don't you?

But the point is WA wine to SA wine is like 4 week old vomit mixed with the residue from the cum sock of a 15 year old boy as compared to the best wine pretty much on the plant

waiting for the few family members I still give a fuck about to croak

Lol. How much longer you think?

>women
They are by the majority absolutely entitled whores.

five to ten years, probably
I love my grandparents and don't wish any ill on them, but grandad's rapidly going downhill and the way my mother leeches time, money and energy off nan, I expect she'll nosedive soon too

Pleb.

Still nice to look at on the beach though. Here in the winter when they're all wrapped and layered up, they might as well be wearing burkas tbqh

OP is not a faggot. Perth is a desolate shitstain. Nuke it and never speak of it again.

Women always fucking live longer. I worry about my dad a bit too. His memory is pretty shit but isn't that the first warning sign of something worse...

Perth would literally be Saudi tier if we didn't have fiscal (((equalisation))).

Fuck Perth and fuck all the capital cities.
Move to the country.
Cheap housing, strong communities, good jobs if you're not a faggy office worker.

Sounds like Adelaide

two years ago I would've said my grandad was unkillable, four heart attacks and a minor stroke hadn't even slowed the cunt down
these days it's a different story, his mind is the least of his worries
not that that's great either, I hear you on the warning sign thing loud and clear

Shut the fuck up Tojo.. Japan can suck my sweaty sun drenched balls

Get off the meth faggot. Go back to Pt Augusta to ya boong wife.

Lmao you guys have that too.

I thought the interior is unlivable.

And my tax dollars enable them to whore around with the top 15% of men while I get nothing.

Lmao same here bro

tfw that feel