>be me
>British
>true Anglo
>go to work
>get fired so Muhammad can have my job
>he makes the company more diverse
>leave to go home
>stabbed by a Muslim
>get to my house
>Muslims in my house fucking my wife and kids
>can’t do anything or I’ll be arrested for hate speech
>get arrested anyway because I have pork in my house
>raped by small Muslim cock every day in jail
>finally get out
>my children are married to 40 year olds
>wife is hideously deformed after an acid attack
>at least we don’t have shootings
Be me
Jace Hughes
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Austin Torres
>2018
>Not using a Soviet nerve agent
David Hill
>be arrested
Meh, why do you so afraid?
Nicholas Jackson
Because if I get arrested I’ll get bummed by saudis everyday and after I’ll kill myself from shame from getting a boner
Jaxson Edwards
>>Not using a Soviet nerve agent
that's where you're wrong
Benjamin Jackson
>muslims in my house fucking my wife and kids
Kek good thread
Jackson Turner
>be me
>American
>true American
>go to work
>get fired so illegal immigrant/woman/black/latino can have my job
>they makes the company more diverse
>leave to go home
>stabbed by a nigger
>get to my house
>Niggers in my house fucking my wife and kids
>can’t do anything or I’ll be arrested for hate speech
>get arrested anyway because I have bible in my house
>raped by big nigger cock every day in jail
>finally get out
>my children are wiggers
>wife's pussy is hideously deformed after being blacked.
>at least we don’t have muslims.
Brody Morris
>be me
>British
Brayden Morgan
>be a proxy fag
>nothing you say actually happens in America
>reported for hate speech and enjoy your jailtime britbong
Bentley Morales
Dont listen to the divide and conquer, we still have hope
Matthew Flores
Guns are scary though...
Honestly, guns are only a deterrent when enough of you are willing to use them. Research the Bundy ranch standoff.
Your guns would have been taken from you anyways. If you aren't willing to die for a greater cause, you pose no threat.
If you felt there were a cause worth fighting for, you would fight it whether you had guns or not. Even a 12 year old shitskin without an education can build a bomb in the middle of the fucking desert, but not a Brit with access to resources the little shitskin could only dream of.
Hell, you still know how to make a fire, right? I hope you Brits return to God, how do you think your country will look in a generation or two? When you die, what was the value of your life?
Oliver Torres
>be swedish
>get killed in a grenade attack
>get raped by peaceful migrants
>get doxxed and reported to police for hate crimes
Elijah Scott
England is finished, your fear of insulting others has led you to the doom of a massive Islamic invasion and open rape and attacks on your own people, and you cower in your homes with your curtains drawn and the radio on, drowning out the death of your country. When the Queen dies England will truly die, and she knows it. God Bless Her, she is one of the last of the Old Breed.
Ethan Stewart
>Be American
>Laugh at others for how fucked up their countries are
>Refuses to acknowledge that his country is going down the toilet
>Raped
Alexander Ortiz
America from 2012 to present is an example of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object...
The unstoppable force has stalled. It's no longer unstoppable. The immovable object has only slightly condensed to absorb the unstoppable force.
Hearts and minds of Americans are set at this point, nobody will be changing their minds on ideological issues.
Liam Davis
And to think, Gramps took a bullet for the king. Lesson learned.
Brody Brown
Don't be absurd.
Oliver Rivera
It's never too late to reclaim your spirit.
Sebastian Brooks
Can you go write your interracial fan fiction on Sup Forums?
Elijah Miller
>be me
>have pleasant day in nice area
Isaiah Nelson
Then why can I find so many Americans on Facebook dating niggers?
Dominic Baker
> I’ll get bummed by saudis everyday
>r I’ll kill myself
You can kill them instead while defending your honour and national sovereignty. Even if you die (and you will die anyway) it will be at least honorable death. At most - it will create precedent wich can bear a long term consequences.
Death is end for any kind of suffering so anyway action is better than passive watching of deacay.
Dylan Nguyen
>Leave my workplace, a shitty call centre. I step outside, there are odious bearded men patrolling the streets - they give me dirty looks, some call me scum and a kuffar. Litter and rubble is everywhere and pale, skinny hooded chavs comb the streets for cigarette butts
>Approach the bus stop, the first bus had been reappropriated by the local Islamists and ploughed through the last group waiting for it - there are body parts all over the road and the blood stains still haven't been cleaned up since yesterday.
>My ride approaches "LOVE IS THE ONLY TENET OF ISLAM" is emblazoned across the front - luckily this one hasn't been hijacked Get on the bus and pay the bus driver £5.50 for a ten minute journey there are women in niqabs and burkas on every seat so I have to stand. They all go silent as I enter.
>Arrive at the bus stop and get off, there is the daily beheading taking place across the street from where I get off, looks like they finally got Vicar Williams. People are walking past and cheering before kicking the poor Vicar's head into the gutter
>Get mugged of my phone by a pack of black men as I wait around. They back me into a corner and stab me with a short blade. They missed my vitals this time, luckily they missed the last £20 I had in my show.
>Get home, turn on the telly. It's Saif Al Islam F.C versus Roadmen Ting F.C. at the Muhammad Saviour Stadium! GO ON MY FUCKING SON, GET US OUT OF THE KUFFAR LEAGUE, COME ON LAD KNOCK A CHEEKY ONE INTO THE BACK OF THE NET. YES YOU FUCKING LEGEND, GO ON NGUBU! HE FUCKING HAMMERED IT! GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Cooper Smith
Do you Brits understand yet that life is really real?
These memes will really come true... If you're waiting for the conflict to start, you'll lose it before you even join it. One of you will need to become a martyr. That's how wars work...
You realize the Islamists are stockpiling guns, ammo, and bombs, right? It's part of their manifesto... They're planning on out-gunning you and taking power... Do you understand how this works?
Xavier Davis
>Be me
>British, true Anglo
>Graduate with STEM degree from top-10 uni with a 2:1
>Offered a £25,000 starting salary because economy is a joke
>Laugh and move to America
>Muslims replaced by Mexicans
Elijah Davis
I m going to england in 3 months. Because your country support dictatorship in my country.
I Wil be fucking your children and get your job.
Caleb Jackson
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