Brit/pol/ - Death to the Nonce Emperor

>UK will lead European exoplanet mission
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-43477352

>Watford teenager arrested over hoax bomb threats sent to hundreds of UK schools
hertfordshiremercury.co.uk/news/hertfordshire-news/watford-teenager-arrested-over-hoax-1369863

>Brexiteer hypocrisy is exposed by their outrage at blue passports being made in France
newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2018/03/brexiteer-hypocrisy-exposed-their-outrage-blue-passports-being-made-france


>NHS pay: Unions agree deal for 1.3 million staff
bbc.co.uk/news/health-43481341

>UK weather forecast latest: Snow and ice set to return to Britain for Easter Bank Holiday weekend
standard.co.uk/news/uk/uk-weather-forecast-latest-snow-and-ice-set-to-return-to-britain-for-easter-bank-holiday-weekend-a3795266.html

>Brexit: Ministers suffer nuclear defeat in Lords
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43476337

>Climate change threatens UK's favourite foods as ingredients increase in price
news.sky.com/story/climate-change-threatens-uks-favourite-foods-as-ingredients-increase-in-price-11297579

>Europe’s banks told to keep planning for full Brexit in 2019
ft.com/content/1e9dcb10-2c52-11e8-9b4b-bc4b9f08f381

>Why Russia is wrong to claim that Britain violated the Chemical Weapons Convention after Skripal spy attack
theconversation.com/why-russia-is-wrong-to-claim-that-britain-violated-the-chemical-weapons-convention-after-skripal-spy-attack-93529

>First picture of pilot who miraculously survived Red Arrows jet crash which killed RAF engineer crewmate
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/first-picture-pilot-who-miraculously-12222930

>Data, Democracy and Dirty Tricks: Cambridge Analytica Uncovered. Part 3/5: The Trump campaign
channel4.com/news/data-democracy-and-dirty-tricks-cambridge-analytica-uncovered-investigation-expose

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scout.ai/story/the-rise-of-the-weaponized-ai-propaganda-machine
youtube.com/watch?v=cy-9iciNF1A
twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/976782420384124928
strawpoll.me/15338326
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-fishing/brexiteers-dump-fish-in-thames-to-protest-at-eu-deal-idUKKBN1GX0XM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/976794762324987904

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Start buying guns.

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Reminder to burn any bibles you find

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>everything I don't like is a russian plot

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DEATH TO ALL CRYPTONONCES

START BUYING WOODLAND

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Posted this in the other thread but

anybody believe in the Committee of 300 yet?
Here are their apparent goals from a book written in 1992
1 The creation of a One World Government with one single church and one single currency under their control.
2 The total destruction of every national identity and all national pride, because only then will people accept a super-national world government.
3 The destruction of every religion, especially Christian denominations. The only exception: a “religion” of their creation.
4 The establishment of thought-control techniques with the goal of creating human robots who respond to external impulses and direction.
5 The end of industrialization with the exception of the computer and service sectors. A “post-industrial zero growth society” is the goal. The other industry branches will be transferred to more cost-effective third world countries.
6 To encourage or even to legalize drug usage and to make “art” out of pornography, which will first be generally accepted and finally be seen as totally normal.
7 To undertake the depopulation of larger cities following the example of Pol Pot’s bloodbaths in Cambodia.
8 The suppression of all scientific development except that which serves the purposes of the Illuminati.
9 To bring about the premature death of 3 billion people by the year 2050—either through “regional warfare” in developed countries, or through starvation and sickness in under-developed nations. The Committee of 300 (under the direction of the Illuminati) commissioned Cyrus Vance (US Secretary of State under Carter) to write a paper on how such a population reduction could be managed. The paper was called Global2000Report and was accepted and approved of by President Carter and Edwin Muskie, the then-Secretary of State, for and in the name of the US government. One of the conditions of the Global2000Report states that the US population must be reduced by 100 million people by the year 2050.

10 To weaken the people’s morale and to further demoralize the working class through large-scale unemployment and, therefore, to push them into drug or alcohol addiction. The youth should be encouraged to rebel against the status quo, which also leads to the weakening/dissolution of the family, through drugs and aggressive music.
11 To stop people from determining their own fate by forcing them to weather one crisis after another and to learn to leave such crises to be dealt with by the government. The people will soon feel so overwhelmed by their “own fates” and many difficult decisions that they will become apathetic. There is already an authority for crisis management; it’s called FEMA, or the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
12 To introduce new cults and support existing ones.
13 To support Christian fundamentalism, which will then, through identification with “God’s Chosen People”, support the goals of the Zionist Israeli state with, among other things, great sums of money.
14 To push for the spread of religious sects like the Muslim Brotherhood or the Sikhs and to carry out thought-control experiments similar to the ones Jim Jones carried out in his camp in Jonestown (Guayana) before the c. 900 followers of his People’s Temple were killed or committed suicide on command (November 1978).
15 To circulate ideas with respect to religious freedom around the world in order to undermine all existing religions, especially Christianity. This process has already begun with the so-called “Theology of Liberation”.
16 To provoke a collapse of the world economy and thus create total political chaos.
17 To take over control of all domestic and international policies of the USA.

I know the NHS is pretty shitty but...

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18 To ensure that supra-national institutions (e.g. the UNO (United Nations Organization), the IMF (International Monetary Fund), the BIS (Bank for International Settlements), the ICJ (International Court of Justice), etc.) receive the greatest support, while, at the same time, local and national institutions become decreasingly able to act by systematically destroying them or by bringing them under the controlling umbrella of the UNO.
19 To infiltrate and take over all governments in order to insidiously dissipate and destroy the sovereignty of each nation from the inside.
20 To create an international terrorism and to negotiate with terrorists whenever terrorist activities have occurred.
21To take control of the education system in the USA with the goal of completely destroying it.

Kind of feels like the UK is just a staging ground for this shit. What do you guys think, should I go buy some tinfoil for a hat or what?

did you even read it?

Yeh but gay people glitterbombed mitt Romney so that’s why I think it’s a falseflag

or are you going to tell me again how this is a false flag by our own government purely to make putin look bad for his elections?

>mark zuckerberg is a russian agent out to steal our data on putins orders so he can run for president in 2020
no

>agreement strawman of pure nonsense which i never said
fuck off vlad
your trolling is cancer

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BREXITERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Doesn't seem very convincing. I think these grand conspiracies tend to be a little too perfect.

did you even read the twitter thread you linked, because that is what people in it are saying
>zuckerberg steals user data, manipulates users for over a decade
>suddenly becomes a problem because trump-russia collusion meme

Shut up and go away

Did you ever hear the story of the Angevin empire, it’s not a story Corbyn would tell you

the idea that these images and links could make bitcoin illegal is a joke, the researchers who suggested this are clearly mongoloids.
the entire thing is the latest in a long line of weak FUD.

how does his make you feel? violated?

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I hope you're right man. It's just "seems unbelievable" is what they would want the world to think

Hi Gavin, haven't you got better things to do?

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>suddenly becomes a problem
more of your narrative manipulation and greentext strawman bullshit
you want me to do similar
>Sup Forums 2012 - fuck faceberg and there kike manipulation *deletes account*
>Sup Forums 2018 - zuckerberg dindu nuffin, he's a good boy like trump and putin
fun, isn't it?

>you can't discriminate against someone for being a cum guzzling faggot, that's fascism!
>haha Trump is a pervert, what a loser!

Liberals eh

>>Liberals eh
cancerous americanism
gas yourself

yes
please post more tweets from an insane woman

so you can pursue you favoured path of ad homs?
i don't think so
louise is far from the only journalist covering this


channel4.com/news/data-democracy-and-dirty-tricks-cambridge-analytica-uncovered-investigation-expose

scout.ai/story/the-rise-of-the-weaponized-ai-propaganda-machine

youtube.com/watch?v=cy-9iciNF1A

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>2013 news

if you insist

twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/976782420384124928

are scotland gonna push for independence after the brexit voters up there got let down by the tories with the fishing rights??

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The thing is you have no greater ability to stop the grand conspiracy if it is true than you have to stop similar things occurring for less conspiratorial reasons.

strawpoll.me/15338326
>strawpoll.me/15338326
strawpoll.me/15338326

Sure because no one in the UK describes themselves as a liberal do they? Maybe some day you'll interact with human beings in the real world.

>caring about reactionaries
All they’re doing is what all college Age papers do, sleazy sex stories
And that trump has a history of sodomy

No you’re cancer because you see it as this us vs them scenario rather than just reactionaries and papers of the black masses

Well the tories lost their oppurtunity to win more scots and keep the north east of scotland with a good fishing deal. How fucking incompetent can this party be??

Let the lefty Scots go

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uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-fishing/brexiteers-dump-fish-in-thames-to-protest-at-eu-deal-idUKKBN1GX0XM

>you see it as this us vs them scenario

Right, me saying that liberals are hypocrites totally says that.

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yeah i know the fishermen did a protest on the thames but still, the party lost their chance to establish themselves in scotland

Is there a nickname for the user who replies to posts with totally random news articles yet?

why was england so desperate to keep scotland in the 2014 ref? Was very odd that they were keen to subsidise us

Yes because you’re using the word ‘liberals’ rather than just alt left or left wing reactionary or ‘progressives’

We have 2 years of transition, one year of a brexit deal and then another general election they will do fine

@164949360
FUCK OFF NORMIE

I don't think so but I like him.

Tories want labour to be government after Brexit, they will get blamed for any fuckups in the brexit process and Tories can sweep up a ton of the vote election after

I wasn't

can you answer my question?

Alt left is a dumb meme, it re enforces the whole commies are the real Nazis mene

Thankfully most Scots saw through the shenanigans and decided to send the message that they love the UK and they love being a part of it.

I'm a different person, I'm just explaining why the Tories have no interest in actually doing a good job of brexit

Correct. I do love your money paying for everything

Its fairly clear he's the type to go around making that point in a smug manner. These are the same sort of people that used to go around making terse atheist comments on anything remotely related to God.

Alt left is good tho
Alt right is good because it describes the loose coalition of anti feminist youtubers and their politics
Alt left is good if you think progress isn’t always a good thing

The scottish referendum was a year before Cameron even announced a referendum in his manifesto

>you must be these sorts of people from back when atheism was the mainstream
So you lost an arguement and are still buttblasted after all these years wow
Also I’m a catholic so that doesn’t fly

>top story all day on BBC Radio
>not one mention of EU state aid rules

Makes me want to go postal

The Scottish referendum was great because it showed the world that actually, being Scottish is not that important when compared to being British as a whole. Other than Celtic fans, we Scots love being in the UK

OH SHIT, THE MADMAN DID IT

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>facebook mines data and sells it to third-parties
>I'm supposed to be shocked

No really lads am I missing something here, why are they pretending this is a new revelation

Fair enough cambridge analytica is dodgy af but what does it have to do with goybook

2bh you need an ultra-nationalist party, and to leave before the cancer in england begins to spread uncontrollably

So you are exactly the type of person who thinks he's cleverer than he really is and reinforces that delusion with specious nonsense that delights similar dullards.

lol

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>spelling labour in burgertalk
Get the fuck off my thread

The EU state aid rules shouldn't stop the Government from choosing a British manufacturer. This is a choice, the Government has chosen to pursue passport procurement this way. The worst thing is, reading the Global Britain cringe in the "right" wing press.

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>The EU state aid rules shouldn't stop the Government from choosing a British manufacturer.

But they do lol

Doesn't stop other EU Governments.

>''I have faith that people will vote wisely and the good will out''

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Happy, you autist?

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she probs did it for faux-outrage and attention though t b h

I think she is a meme account tbqh

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For a few quid more, he could of got the real Thatcher.

this was so obviously someone from Sup Forums but everyone still fell around screeching and giggling like 'WE DID IT REBBIT XD XD'. Even for Sup Forums, standards these days are incredibly low. Just any excuse to all collapse into a heap sucking each other off over any tiny perceived victory.

lighten up bud

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In the current political landscape, he would be too conservative.

I want that, or for someone to hijack the SNP and turn it into the right-wing party Scotland needs.

>Margret
>Yes, you read that right

Unfortunately it seems I am a faggot.

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Would Che Guevara be blackpilled today?

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That nigger is an open border lover and he's too conservative?!

Lads, I'm going to be in the Question Time audience today in Leeds.
Any suggestions for questions? I'm at a bit of a loss right now, but I'm currently going with a "why such a hostile stance on russia" type question.

So nice to see that the billboard hack is still fondly remembered by Brit/pol/
We need to do it again

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I always thought this was hilarious, I hope he's spinning like a turbine in his grave

>we often hear how Mccarthyism is a shameful part of American history, why then is the same attitude perfectly acceptable now?

You could be a normie and ask about Count Dankula or you could ask about the increase in crime in London.

No bully pls, my ancestors bled for this country

First off it’s more clever, second off I don’t think myself as a god among men as I am still young and have much to do and learn

Free speech

"why can't the government admit they just got it WRONG?"

>reinforces that delusion with specious nonsense that delights similar dullards.
if you wanted to turn back time to the good old days why not be Catholic, any other faith is just disingenuous

>Corbynista Edith
Wow a really important person

act like a massive tard
rip your shirt off and twist your nipples while screeching

guys i just had a redpill epiphany

most black 'artists' rap because niggers aren't intelligent enough to compose vocal melodies

Who’s on the panel btw?

To be fair, he truly believed in what he preached and he lived in an area of the world that was ruthlessly exploited by US corporate profiteering. His ideology, like all commies, is LARP tier. But you have to respect the man for following through to the end.

this is just silly, you are aware there was music before the 1980s?

>abortion should be saved for all but the most severe cases
Strongly disagree, because I don't think it should ever be an option, but the implication here is that disagreement would mean I think abortion should be more available.
Shit quiz, disregarded