I live up in a hilly area where the roads are quite busy and they are littered with dangerous blind corners and literal cliff sides. Today I nearly got into a serious accident because of some shit head cyclist who insists to ride dangerously on dangerous roads. This is a common occurrence and these people are a fucking menace. How do I drum up community support to put signs up around my area saying these fuckwits aren't welcome and they should ride at their own risk.
Yeah but I want to make it clear with signage so that it might discourage them when they know an entire community wants them gone.
Ethan Sullivan
Cycling is the most efficient form of transport, and is cheap and sustainable. Be careful driving and you’ll have no issues, just don’t act like a nigger mate
I'm a pretty avid cyclist, but I keep it on the trails. If I lived where I couldn't find a trail, I would stop cycling, it's that simple. Most of these cyclist either drive, or at least once did. How they can justify driving on the roads is beyond me, the dangers are too obvious.
Jordan Powell
We talking roads of doom matey. No problem with people riding in places with bike lanes, suburbs, cities, whatever.
Yeah they aren't the worst in the world, but they're bad enough that people shouldn't be riding here.
>work construction >had a remodel job up on the mountain side >about 25 min drive >lots of curves and narrow lane for cars >cyclists and walking lane is huge >everyday the same fuckers are in my lane on the way to and from work >I speed up when I see these bastards and they move when they hear me >eventually I see a cop posted in a speed trap on the road >road has also been repainted with speed limit on the road too >sonofabitch.jpg
my city has spent $252,000,000 on cycleways!!! its fucking outrageous! the dont even pay any road user charges. some poor old lady even had her house sold under her due to some legislation to build a cycleway. bloody ridiculous!!! all that money into cycleways, and they cant even fix the roads here!!! fuck im triggered
Jose Butler
What manga? It looks cool.
Nolan Phillips
These losers always clog up the highway where I live. Fuckers won't get over to let you pass either, it's sickening and I hope they all get hit by a transport.
Owen Russell
Yall got any of them pixels
Connor Roberts
always make sure to give cyclist 1 inch of room when you drive past to let them know they're not welcome and, god forbid, if you ever see a fucking horse on the road, stop the car, put your clutch in, redline it, release the clutch
Alexander Harris
I don't know about busy because I never visited Australia, but don't they have some mountain roads full of blind curves?
Cyclists here are a pain in the ass, even in the cities. They never wait for the traffic light to turn green. And God forbid you get into an accident with those fuckers.
Adam Wood
>boohoohoo I was late for my kangaroo boxing match because I had to slow down a bit driving my road train trough a crocodile infested river because of some cyclists >why aren't all Australians as safety minded as me?
Carter Campbell
I ride a bike because im a poorfag, not a spandex warrior. Won't even ride in the street because I don't want to get killed by some dumbfuck looking at their zogbook while driving.
Matthew Cox
>Tfw too many cyclists in Amsterdam
Too many dumb tourists you mean. It was a hot issue for our local election: how to get rid of as many tourists as possible.
Isaac Watson
Let me guess... You don't like sports
56% chance you're fat too, just let cyclists enjoy the road, I bet you freak out if motorcycles ride too fast, or if someone is walking slower than you at the convenience store...
Watch out for drop bears m8
Luke Lee
people that can't navigate their cars around people riding 10mph on the side of the road at too fucking retarded to be driving a car.
Justin Sanchez
YES I need this thread!!! Bicyclists are the scum of the earth and I need to fucking vent!!!
-Almost always middle aged soyboys are sluts wearing skimpy shit trying to get looked at. -Always rude and entitled. -Always ride the border of the bike lane rather than staying inside and away from the 2-ton vehicles shooting by mere inches away. -Expect modern society to handicap itself so they can remain unchanged. -When hovercars are invented, they'll probably try to ride their fucking bikes on the hoverroads too. -Have to ride in large numbers to feel strong, literally a prey animal mentality. -Often clog up roads for shitty events and gay-ass "find the cure" fundraisers. -Everyone hates them and curses at them when they drive by them.
FUCK BICYCLISTS!!!!! GET OFF THE ROAD CUNTS!!!
Liam Long
Fuck Cyclists. Fine on Cycle paths and find around villages but not main roads at 60mph dangerous cunts and not on roundabouts with 5 exits
"But we are so environmentally friendly" Fucking going from 55 to 15 because I don't trust your retarded ass not wobble over the road and dive under my tires waste my fucking fuel economy Get raped
hey fuck you buddy! i hate that people treat everyone on a bike like they're all the same Americans drive like assholes as it is
Ryder Roberts
>be me >love hitting bicyclists with my car >usually run over two or three a week >be driving on country road >see broken down car >driver waves me down for help >it's Father O'Malley from the church >offer him a ride to town >come around a curve and see a bicycle way up ahead >really want to run him over >can't do it with a priest in the car >greatidea.exe >pretend to fall asleep and drift towards the bicyclist >hear a loud thump >pretend to wake up >"my God, Father, did I hit that poor man?" >Father O'Malley says, "No, son, you missed him, but I got him with the door."
>-Always ride the border of the bike lane rather than staying inside
This actually triggers the hell out of me as a cyclist.
Loads of cyclists don't keep right either because they are scared of parked cars or because they are playing with their phones. Making it very hard to cycle fast and overtake everybody.
When they play with their phone I usually just overtake on the right though - I have both hands on the handle bars so I won't be the one losing teeth if we collide.
Adrian Wilson
Cyclists suck so much i feel like putting the triple parantheses around their name
*ahem Fucking (((cyclists)))
It's fitting.
Nicholas Cooper
Sounds like a fat faggot hating on a fit person for not being a lazy degenerate.
Daniel Carter
Fuck off Abbo, you alco-niggers should not be left near a vehicle.
Even worse here where little Mennonite kids are running around everywhere just begging to be splattered. Buggys are even worse, I'm surprised they don't get hit more often.
Gabriel Reyes
Hey fuck you FAGGOT!!! GET OFF THE BIKE YOU FAAAAAAAGGGGGG
Jews aren't athletic. They lack physical power and excel only in cleverness and deceit.
Christopher Walker
Just go into them man. I never wear a helmet as a cyclist because I go nice and easy, allow others space to pass, slow down at any intersections, signal properly to those around me, ring my bell round corners and give right of way to drivers and pedestrians
Have never been an accident. Have had a few near misses where the crash was avoided by me not being dangerous. Also got the justification to knock some people out cold which felt great. Fucking look before you open your car door suddenly, dickhead
But yeah, unsafe = accidents. It isn't your responsibility to babysit cyclists
why is it that hard to cycle on the side of the road?
Jaxson Flores
What a weird collection of cars. Must be more to that story.
Xavier Williams
FUCKING CYCLISTS ALWAYS GETTING UNDER MY CAR
Dominic Nelson
Should I walk instead? Honestly waiting for the day some sociopath clips me intentionally.
Nathan Cox
This is not politics. Fuck off.
Hunter Anderson
Man I fucking hate cyclist too. I'm talking about the spandex clad, fucking sperm shaped helmet faggots that feel it's their right to right their gay ass on two lane backroads with no shoulder for recreational bicycling.
I pass these faggots within inches because I'll be damned if I'm gonna cross the centerline to accomodate their faggot asses.
GODDAMN I HATE CYCLISTS
Noah Hill
There are 4 cyclists in that clip. 3 of them do just that.
Brody Gutierrez
No, you don't get to pleasure cruise your faggot ass on roads with no shoulders, with blind corners just because you want to show off your spandex ass. I can understand people that ride a bicycle to commute to work or the store but faggots that wanna ride their bicycle on windy back country roads and inconvenience drivers that pay the taxes to maintain the road should be fucking shot
Jack Richardson
What the fuck else is the purpose of that city. It's rich people, niggers/arabs, and tourists. At least Amsterdam has sections on the roads for bikes. Here in clapistan retard hippie bikers just ride in the fucking road.
Camden Cruz
I'm waiting for the day you get knocked off your fag machine and your head gets run over by a 16 wheeler carrying solid lead so your head pops like a grape and your brains go everywhere and in your final moments you think about your family and wish you could go back but you can't and then you think "why am I in this situation?" and you remember your bicycle and how you chose to be a faggot and ride it instead of a car like a normal sane healthy functioning red-blooded individual and in that moment, in that fucking moment when you look down and see your crippled mangled headless corpse twitching next to your faggot bicycle, then maybe then you will regret the shitty life you lived.
Fugg that would make me so mad. I was stuck behind a biker in a similar situation. Each car was passing one at a time as it was able to. My friend was driving, and when it was finally our time to pass, I rolled down the window and sprayed the biker at point blank range with a full auto airsoft gun. 350 FPS .2g BBs. He was wearing skin tight thin biker gear and I know he felt the Bern big time. I have never felt bad about that.
Ayden Butler
Back roads are for fun though.
Nobody with a proper job needs to use them.
Oliver Ortiz
I bet you fags don't have bike lanes though. Americans are so retarded like that. Even South America has bike/moped lanes away from the main traffic
Bike lanes make a 40 min drive in London 20 mins or less
Gabriel Martin
SUPER GLUE AND NAILS ON THE CYCLE ROADS
Owen Campbell
+1 internets to you good sir
Blake Morales
just obey speed limit laws and respectfully pass while giving no less than 3 feet of space, and you will never have any problems with cyclists, who we should applaud for making our roads more diverse and vibrant.
cheers
Easton Wilson
Some places with better city planning/tax money have bike lanes. But yeah burger civil planning is cancer. I'd like to know where all the tax money goes 2bh.
Andrew Hughes
It's just a really popular mountain road in California. It's completely pointless to go now because as you can see the cops are always there and it's incredibly crowded but the masses being as unwashed and stupid as they are keep showing up.
Alexander Jackson
IN LONDON... yea great example, the city in the world with more cyclist fatalities related
Okay. >be me >lyft driver >califag, in a small town >head out to S.F. because its busier over there and the rates are higher >going downhill into a 4-way intersection >i have no stop sign, so i have right of way >biker comes into intersection, also downhill >i see his stop sign, so i figure he's gonna have to stop >he doesn't stop, flies past the limit line right in front of me >i have to slam my brakes and hope i dont kill this fucking yuppie >he also slams his brakes and comes to a stop in front of my car >guy looks at me and says "hey, don't worry about it" like I'm in the asshole >mfw i realize hitting my brakes was a mistake
It's one of the most productive economic hubs in the world.
We don't need tourists, they just get in our way of being even more productive.
Eli Mitchell
Don't ride your fagcycle on a road without shoulders and dont wear spandex. I'd have more respect for you faggots if most of you didn't think you have the right to impede the flow of traffic wearing faggot spandex
Jayden Martin
I dont care though Most are you are retarded when I drive in my cars. Slow when it turns green, slow when the other car is coming in the opposite lane but you have to turn and instead you just wait for him to pass although you clearly had time. The old farts who drive like they're walking on eggs. When I am on my bike it's my turn.
We all pay these taxes you moron. Even if you dont have a car.
Jace Johnson
what the hell are you my guarding angel
Jacob James
I have a proper job and I live in the backwoods so I don't have to deal with soyfaggots but they come here to ride their fagcycle and enjoy the scenery. If there is no shoulder DON'T FUCKING RIDE YOUR BIKE ON THAT ROAD.
Jayden Wilson
This. Just seeing someone in that homosexual getup makes me x20 angrier than I would have been. Makes me want to crush them with my pickup
Henry Bailey
Wrong. We have many casinos on Indian reservations that are up mountain roads and dangerous roads that stretch for 6 miles. Makes for lots of idiot bicyclists and even motor cycles. They get killed every year or so but they still do dumb shit.
Jacob Brown
+ if you wear spandex suit + a helmet you're gay. At least die with dignity you faggot
Joseph Ramirez
Here in Canada cyclists have to ride on the road, all they do is slow down traffic, cause accidents, and are absolute shitheads. It makes more sense for them to ride on the sidewalk because there's hardly ever anyone on the sidewalks. I know i sure as hell wouldn't trust cars not to kill me if i were biking right next to them.
Zachary James
Ride in the sidewalk or biketrail. Walk. Take the bus. Biking is a nuisance to traffic. Honestly I wouldn't mind if the courts didn't automatically take the bikers side. Then you faggots could just get hit.
driving in the bay is pure cancer, I see people run stop signs more then I see them stop.
Liam Gray
kys fat fuck
Logan Sanders
Yeah I'll always go for the sidewalk first I've got a mountain bike. But if it's full I go in the street and preferably in the opposite lane and look around like I'm on crack. I know most don't do that though
Luis Gutierrez
>mfw I doored a hipster cyclist one night and he went flying into the road >mfw he just picked up his shitty bike and limped away
I got a ticket years ago for riding on the sidewalk, and the cop was really angry for some reason.
Eli Garcia
>ride at their own risk
They already are you fucking mong
Evan Miller
Why are you so triggered by spandex? Insecure about your sexual orientation?
Spandex is purely functional, any loose trousers would chafe.
Camden Turner
just get yourself a self driving Uber cab and have at it. Blame free.
Hunter Allen
Yeah it's not legal. Tell them you didnt know and you wont redo
Julian Edwards
Bikes are the white man's transportation. Why do you think Black people never ride them, apart from when they are stealing them? It's because a black man can never become in tune with a bike, as it is the very model of aerodynamics, efficiency and purity. A black man riding a bicycle is like a chicken trying to manoeuvre a blimp. Black people target bikes so much when stealing as they know this and are jealous of the white man's relationship with bicycles and want to hurt whites by taking them and trading them for skag. Blacks hate bikes because they don't offer no gibs. A car will do the work for you, a bike requires temperament and concentration, two things Blubberlips Bazonde will never possess. Is there anything more quintessentially white than a bespectacled gentleman gliding down the street on a penny-farthing, his overcoats flapping in the wind as he salutes the gentle women by the side of the village green? With a gentle tip of his moustache, he causes embroidered lady-knickers to fill with clotted cream from so many delicate and noble quims. Have you ever seen a jigaboo ride a penny-farthing? Checkmate. youtube.com/watch?v=91VJ4JTTubk
>race currently on from Freo to Sydney >working at a roadhouse in the middle of nowhere >cyclist walks in yesterday and pisses in the bar
Why are they so retarded?
Austin Gonzalez
I have my special pair of jogging with a mark of oil from the chain on it that I use during the winter You have no excuse for looking like such a fucking flaming faggot. I don't even wear helmet in part for that and here you are with your dominatrix suit, no way
Jayden Wood
No if you're wearing spandex it means you are riding a bicycle for recreation, which means you could go ride your bike in a park, or a road that HAS A FUCKING SHOULDER.
If I see someone on a bike that has normal clothes and a backpack I understand that maybe they don't have a car and just gotta go somewhere but if you're wearing fucking spandex riding on a road with no shoulder impeding the flow of traffic it means you're a giant fucking faggot that deserves to be roadkill
Easton Flores
It's true. Niggers are not good with tools in general, it also applies to cars. They're not as evolved, we tend to be better for aerospacial perception and what not
Angel Perry
>I don't even wear helmet in part for that
You don't wear a helmet because you're too worried about your looks? You probably are a faggot then.
Gavin Allen
That's not what you said before.
With that I agree. Well.....mostly - unfortunately sometimes you have to use a difficult road to get from one recreational area to the next.
Kayden Morgan
Why do they wear spandex tho??? One time i honked at a cyclist because he just came off the sidewalk infront of me as traffic was moving so he threw a water bottle at my car and took off down an allyway.
Brody Nguyen
Well plan your recreational faggot ride somewhere else and stay off my roads that I maintain with the gas I buy for my cars.
If I see one of you spandex clad faggots clogging up my backroads I will pass within an inch of you and not dare touch the centerline because you faggots should know better then to think you're a car.
Jackson Stewart
you know you'll probably get a much more entertaining thread if you post this in /n/
