STOCK MARKET SELLOFF CONTINUES DOW JONES DOWN 700+ POINTS
NIKKEI FUTURES ABSOLUTELY DECIMATED, USDJPY IN FREE FALL
ECONOMY ON VERGE OF TOTAL COLLAPSE
INTEREST RATES SKYROCKETING, THE DEBT PONZI IS IMPLODING IN REAL TIME
IT'S HAPPENING
Ayden Brown
Matthew Powell
Translate to English?
Lucas Rodriguez
It's happening
Isaiah Moore
Not good. But whatever, I have my money in my mattress.
Kayden Mitchell
Mr Bones is selling more tickets to his Wild Ride.
David Butler
>Kike fed raises interest rates
>happening
Pick one
Logan Rogers
>money
Literally worthless garbage not even good for burning because it's plastic now or some shit, the collapse is going to be so fast and severe not even gold and silver will have value, people trying to barter with precious metals will be eaten by roving gangs of cannibals after the petro-agriculture complex falls apart
David Ortiz
english nigger, do you speak it?
Owen Price
Why havent you filtered these threads out yet user?
Owen Evans
Aiden Sanders
US allies were exempt from tariffs, except for Japan.
Markets will rebound in a few days.
Oliver Gonzalez
Jason Collins
we need a good collapse so the inner city nigger just eat theamselves
Eli Reed
Robert Morris
All this will have to wait. I have a wedding to go to.
Wyatt Morales
A step ahead of you user, Ive already invested all my money in rubber dicks and fleshlight cock strokers.
Charles Nguyen
NUUUKE US
NUKE US PLEASE
Asher Jackson
Wow this is just like the Great Crash of 3 weeks ago. Sage
Nathaniel Campbell
It's Trumps trade war he's gone to far this time
Aiden Lee
Ayden Long
A lot of chatter on 8991 right now. Hard to understand though
Jeremiah Sanchez
It just keeps going!
Anthony Hill
>Just got into stocks like a month ago
>Have already experienced 2 'crashes'
I have no money left
Kayden Moore
If you are a cutie girl I am willing to import you into the US
James Rivera
wake me up when do is below 20k. Until then, this is just a mild landscaping job for overvalued soylicon valley
Julian Gonzalez
man is Trump not including them, just because of their superior cars? WE WANT OUR ANIMU CARS
Landon Hughes
Horseshit.
Charles Gonzalez
black thursday
the debt chains have begun to unreel
commercial enterprises can't pay debnts due to fall in consumption sue to stagflation
attempts to forestall the interest rates hikes required to maintain it have further worsened the situation
the real question is
will it be a slow crash or a quick flash lads?
and what will we be left hodling after?
Jose Bailey
Market's are being panic buttoned deliberately using the tariff news as an excuse, knowing full well that like all happenings, it'll end up a big nothingburger in the end.
Meanwhile, you get an ezdiscount on stocks you want to buy and a bonus on gold and such if you want to sell before the market returns to it's usual recovery and rise.
Lincoln Wright
fed raises rates to a range of 1.5 - 1.75 .ten year notes provide a more reasonable return now despite it still being shit and ties up money. banks decide there is to much volatility and dump shit ipo's stock shares
Lincoln Nelson
>before the market returns to it's usual recovery and rise
thats what they said
>IN 2007!
Noah Gray
WOW I LOST 2.5% TODAY OH MY GOD MOM I GOTTA POST ABOUT IT!!!
Fuck Leafs, Jesus Christ.
Eli Sanchez
Oh, go suck more dicks prepping for your next anal spelunking, you miserable fag hag.
Did you not notice the repeated dips/corrections we've had already this year alone? The market is volatile, people keep setting it every time there's a decent nudge in the news to do so, market drops a few thousand, news passes and people realize the world isn't going to burn, market recovers and begins climbing again until the next opportunity to dip, buy, and profit off the fearful.
Grayson Nelson
someone give me the bogpill
Joshua Ortiz
>DOW JONES DOWN 700+ POINTS
You do realize this happening because facebook is plummeting right?
Jack Powell
fb was ydays news
today is about the impending trade warz dummy
Adam Long
It's going to be awesome. I have enough credit to make one last trip to the stores, max the fucker out on food and supplies. Then, as the chaos breaks out, break out the chain saw and start felling trees to block the roads and clear lines of sight to cover the foot paths with. And if there are enough totally super bad people, dont do this, that are smart enough to immediately target power lines.. wew nelly the whole fucking beast will gorge on itself over night.
Carter Price
You should write a book on your struggles with mental retardation!
There is no chance of a recession within the next 25 years thanks to lord Trump's progress of the economy. Recession is about as likely as president clinton.
Austin Price
fascinating.
keep these thoughts for sleeping hours. when your conscious, at least try to live in reality
James Hill
>No housing bubble
>No securitization bubble
>No derivatives gamble
>No tainted financial industry
Literally the same
Joseph Bell
FB is down by 2% today, on top of 6% from the beginning of the week.
Ian Miller
Legitimately the only thing that could realistically lead to WW3 is potentially happening at this moment specifically.
Austin Kelly
so the fugg what
THE ENTIRE INDEX FELL TODAY
DOWN FOR THE YEAR 3,5%
THERE IS NO FUTURE
THERE IS NO HOPE
Aaron Long
What are my chances of survival guys?
- Manlet
- Chinlet
- Bonlet
- Wristlet
- Never got into a fight
- White
- LIve in poor area of city
Aiden Long
market fags btfo
not expected to survive the night
you know what to do faggots
Brayden Ross
i-is this real?
Andrew Green
Is anything 'real'?
Carter Collins
idk mang (tbdesu)
Jace Davis
Jesus Christ shut the fuck up leaf
Samuel Miller
When was someone nuked?
Samuel Phillips
Pause the vid and frame by frame it. There are some super cool frames that show you he literally blew his head clean off, with nothing but his nose and mouth still attached.
Luis Stewart
cant be fucked; only watched once
just wanted a y/n answer fampack
Daniel Anderson
Anyone else buying the shit out of this dip?
Im going to retire at 40 when it rebounds
Every day i wake up, see red and see dollar signs.
If youre selling, youre a fool
Colton Jackson
Soon if trends continue.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
just do it, toughen up
Ethan Hernandez
i dont like gore :
David Scott
What he say?
Daniel Mitchell
cringed hard
Kayden Hernandez
No one likes gore. It helps you rationalize death though.
Henry Roberts
Kayden Rogers
thanks
John Rivera
NO REALLY GIZE THIS TIME ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!11!!1!1!
Cameron Hill
>China challenging Petro Dollar March 26, 2018
The petro Dollar now has a direct competitor.
Aaron Green
Calm down the stocks are just going down a bit.
Lucas Ramirez
what did you invest in?
Joshua Diaz
Yes it is
Matthew Gray
Basically this. DRIPing and dollar cost averaging as the storm rages. Been sitting back with dry powder just for an event like this.
Camden Anderson
Roll for the destruction of Toronto.
Kevin Rogers
thank you based crashi-chan
Charles Lewis
Were u in coma?
Hunter Powell
Alexander Ramirez
no i work during the day
Ayden Reyes
>Nasdaq 2.5% down
>Dow Jones 3% down
What does it mean?
Justin Johnson
Me too.
Juan Stewart
stock market crash can meme only one thing -
WAR!
Luis Allen
i heard about that one
Nathaniel Ward
go on
Aaron Peterson
Yup
Easton Gomez
bump for the happening.
who here /comfy?
Wyatt Lewis
>Nikkei 3.5% down
What the fugg?
Carter Thomas
THROW YOUR MONEY AT DROPBOX AHHHHHH
Tyler Sanders
really makes you think
Isaiah Jackson
>nikkei -3.5%
>ftse -1.3%
>because of drumpf
Yeah...
Anthony Kelly
Thank you based crashi-chan
Austin Williams
TN here, max comfy in this brisk weather.
>tfw just asked out a cutie redhead and she said yes
Feels damn good
Jose Hill
It's time.
Ryan Hughes
WELCOME. TO THE DRUMPF DEPRESSION!!!!!!!
John Morales
Xavier Clark
>Another so called Sup Forums happening
Looks like its nothing
Grayson Williams
Thomas Reed
Moneylenders got financially BTFO
>BTFO
Nicholas Foster
Neat
Evan Gomez
SNIIIFF
Sebastian Young
Literally nothing
Ethan Richardson
nah Moscow first
Owen Miller
WHY WHY WHY WHY DIDN'T I FALL FOR THE CRYPTO MEME REEEEEEEEEE
at least im still up 300%
Robert Jones
We got a long way to drop.
Jayden Harris
thank you based crashi-chan
Jace Ward
going down the ladder will get there. Next, all of Roach country Don't worry. KGB niggers soon.
Sebastian Baker
Idk, gore is entertaining sometimes