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Why aren't you mormon yet?

Just allow yourself to accept the love of Christ, and our church. You can have eternal life and everlasting salvation.

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Because I'm a Methodist
And we are much friendlier and less extreme.

No need to say a thing, I can hear you judge me and shun me from miles away.

I was mormon. I hate you people.

Because Mormonism is a ludicrous con and preaches a false Christ and salvation by works. Why pay for slavery?

Society of Friends is the only true religion

Polytheism.

Matthew 24:26-27 New King James Version (NKJV)
26 “Therefore if they say to you, ‘Look, He is in the desert!’ do not go out; or ‘Look, He is in the inner rooms!’ do not believe it. 27 For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be.

There is no return of Christ to earth between his ascension in Luke and his return at the millennium.

He literally warned us not to believe frauds like Joseph Smith who claim otherwise.
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Because it's not true.

thought u were a pirate. Isn't methodism just the rejection of calvanism? I'm catholic.

I like the white children aspect but you are just utah jews.

every time I go to mormon.org and try their chat evangelism thing, I get connected to a really dumb person. You guys need smarter chatters.

>utah jews

>salvation by works
>one man led church
>Let voice of God
>join us or perish

It's basically the hillbilly Catholic Church, albeit with a 100% fabricated history

Being dumb is literally a requirement to be lds. They cultivate gullibility

Yeah but we also say that if you live your life like Jesus would you go to heaven

So if your a genuinely good person, no matter what you believe, you go to heaven.

NKJV is like born again virginity. You're best sticking with the original KJV

For example, your verse....

26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.

27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

The problem is, with the new versions, you might miss out of the extra meanings. For example, does this verse also reference psalm 91:1 "He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty."

care to share? What is it really like? any positive aspects?

Enjoy your tolerant, inclusive, undisciplined branches of the invisible sky jew religion. Meanwhile I get to be part of a whites-only, redpilled community that doubles as a survivalist group in case of happenings, and provided me with a virgin aryan gf after I paid them a year of membership

Who cares what the flavor of bullshit is when it comes with perks like that? Preserving the white race > religion

>guys how about this verse that disagrees with BOM
>oh my shift is up let me hand you off to someone else
>guys how about this verse that disagrees with BOM
>my evidence that Joseph Smith is a true prophet is that I believe it and nothing can change my mind

Mormon missionaries are taught to memorize a pitch. None of them have anything that approaches theological training. If you don't immediately agree with them, they are taught to dismiss you and move on.

Really, you can see why they don't actually want critical thinkers in the church.

I'm talking to some Mormons, but they're having a hard time convincing me, they just keep talking in circles.

I see. What are the positive aspects of Mormonism in your opinion?

Amen.

>Because I'm a Methodist
good to see you again methodman

many mormon posts tonight v comfy

Because I'm a Catholic, a student of Christ and of Plato and the history of the early church. Mormons are Protestantism 2.0, without the actual theology and plus a bunch of fanfic. The only thing you have going for you is white women.

What on earth are you on about... those passages are not remotely related.

Many paths to one God kind of deal. I can get behind that. Vatican II was a mistake and (((francis))) is not my fuckin pope btw haha

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Tell that to God when he judges you

>Who cares what the flavor of bullshit is when it comes with perks like that?

I know you're trolling, but this is unironically what it boils down to for quite a few LDS.

been saying this again and again.

Man I really kinda wanna move to Utah

just another fiction novel written thousands of years ago. i don't understand why people believe in this.

mormons are a jew cult. they adore and emulate jews, they even have freemason rituals in their temples and believe that jerusalem will be the capital of the world, ruled over by jews and mormons.

Pre scofield KJV

>Why aren't you mormon yet?
It would be pretty shameful, despite the few advantages.

Why can't you have both? National socialists burned synogouges but protected churches by law. Commies burned churches but left synogouges... I say you can live for your race on Earth, and still believe in a higher power in whatever comes next.

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Mormons are not Christians sorry
neither are Calvinists or Jehovah's Witnesses

I can't think of any. Teaching people to act "good" and letting them think that will save them is worse than nothing at all.

>Who cares what the flavor of bullshit is when it comes with perks like that? Preserving the white race > religion

start reading the BoM every day. please don't come to our comfy religion with internet addictions. take cold showers before you come.

My concern about translations is that sometimes when you "clear up" the language, you accidentally remove hidden or double meanings.

For example, if I were to say "wearing nuns clothes is a bad habit", someone might come and re-translate it as "wearing nuns clothes should be avoided"

While that might be a fairly accurate change in words, it wold totally destroy the hidden meaning (which should be obvious to any Catholic).

This is why, short of learning Greek and Hebrew, I'm sticking to the KJV

Good post.

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>NKJV
NKJV, KJV, ESV, and NASB are all highly literal standalone translations.

Sticking to the KJV because it's somehow more "right" ignores the fact that textual criticism and source materials have improved tremendously since the KJV was translated, though.

I hear this a lot but do you have any sources? >look it the fuck up
I did but I'm always looking for other lines of thought

>genuinely good person, no matter what you believe, you go to heaven.

>Why do you call me good?" Jesus answered. "No one is good--except God alone.

You don't mean instilling values though right? I always agree with that in the hopes that one day we will push back.

>KJV
word

You may be entirely right. Maybe it's just that my traditional nature prefers things to remain unchanged.

At least you're not promoting the gender neutral bible

I just find KJV to be very subtle. And since I can remember a good portion of it, it makes it easier to grasp some of the less-noticed concepts.

Because I don't have a pair of magic golden glasses

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Religion is a proxy for race, I will support only those members who work for the benefit of my in-group, primarily my offspring and secondarily those closely related to me from family to race. Theological arguments on validity are irrelevant to me.

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Because Im already a Missouri Synod Lutheran. All the salvation, and none of the magic underpants and bullshit 'prophet joseph smith' crap.

Is this a sign that mormons are the chosen ethnostate religion??

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>magic underpants
you'll wish you had them to protect you against the race war user.

You would need it being in missouri

because mormon leaders

I do. Teaching someone to behave well in the hopes that it will improve their standing positionally with God is evil, it's what Jesus said the Pharisees were doing in making men into whitewashed tombs, nice on the outside but dead on the inside, and worse off than when they began.

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Because there is no Mrs God, Satan and Jesus are not spirit brothers, you don't have to be married to receive true salvation, and we will never be gods of our own planets one day.

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To answer your question, it's because I'm not a complete retard.

>what's the most depressing job on earth?

> Mormon archaeologist

Me too. I was in it for 35 years. No fucking way will I go back to that shit

Mormonism is as Satanic as Islam.
>For I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds to these things, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book
Your post revelations fanfiction is sending you to hell.

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LOL. Replacing one superstition with another. Fuck off, religionfag.

written by john on patmos before the book of timothy was written.

Learn about the bible and how it was constructed faggot.

>King James council

In my opinion, a natural transition would be....

> Birth to 19 years old... Catholic
This would give you a solid foundation into the idea of G*d, rules, tradition, moral foundation, and the idea of a religion being about more than the span of a single life but a fixed point in history.

>18-30 Flirting with Protestent
In this phase the individual would digest the entire bible, start to question and validate his own beliefs, start to debate the higher concepts, and start to understand the individual relationship between G*d and man.

>30-? The Revelation
At this point the individual has learned enough to where his mind gets right and he receives the final red pill, which is that the only real truth is the individual connection between G*d and man, and that this relationship supersedes all prior teaching.

> ? - death: Final Conversion.
At this point he is either beyond a single denomination, or (if he takes the time to compare all religions), discovers that the only denomination that has it almost exactly right is the Society of Friends (Quakers)

this, religion is just a lie overall.

I read the japanese edition, does that count?

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The cultlike globalism focus of the church is a little alarming. If they don't get their shit together when it comes to porn, depression and anti-depressant abuse the church will implode.

>Magic underwear
>Believing in some rando from the South became a new prophet
>Lol the Native Americans were Israelis all along
>God is an actual man who lives on another planet
>Ayy lmao we can become Gods too
>Garden of Eden in the Missouri of all fucking places
You niggers are one step away from fucking Scientology.

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I'll say that while tripping hard, amongst all religious "heavens" I seemed to experience, the Mormon heaven was the best
Still not converting though.

>lol you're so retarded for believing in Sasquatch
>the chupacabra is definitely real though, how dare you question it?!

There were no books of this or that and chapters when originally written and those plagues refer to adding to Revelation. Scripture existed long before any KJ council. You are clueless.

revelation wasn't the last book written chronologically.

Literally!

Mormons are the most trad Americans. facts

What Greek wor did John use for book?

Biblion. Singular. He’s talking about the scroll that is Revelations, not the Bible (Biblia) you twit.

That is the most low effort takedown I’ve ever seen against Mormons on pol

BYU is a v smart school, doesn't pan out

do mormons think trib has started?
do mormons think salvation is pre-trib, mid-trib, or post-trib/mid-rap?

heil God and country, ONLY GOD CAN SAVE US NOW FAGGOT

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I've listened to debates yall.. im scholary about these shit and say no to satan- i mean free mas- I mean Mormonism.

You're absolutely correct, pay no attention to these depopulation advocates and advocates for white genocide. If you really care about your racial identity, logically you would subscribe to an ideology where you can have as many wives as you want.

You can all shill and hate all you want, but whether you like it or not, Mormonism is God's plan to save the White race and all of Humanity

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>magic underware
>con-artist prophet
has no place in the ethno-state i think we can agree

I am.
I live a comfortable life within the church, read scriptures daily (something that is a rarity is other branches of Christianity, mostly Catholicism) And is married to a beautiful wife who is pregnant.

While other branches to Christianity are faltering and even submitting to third world faiths, we remain strong. Spiritually and financially.

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Mormonism: The Temple of Doom w/ Ex Mormon High Priest William Schnoebelen & David Carrico

>was
Death to apostates.

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Understanding Mormonism (Dr. James White)

Checked
Also
>Baptist
These people that leave always leave because they cannot understand doctrine or follow simple rules like "Keep it in your pants" or "Don't drink"
They go and do all these talks for other churches (ironically) to stroke off their ego. And there are even a few examples of them returning back into the church.

Who cares have you learned anything from subversion, the 2016 elections, and kek ? It doesnt matter who we are. What matters is our plan. We subvert and take over the powerful for our own purposes you disloyal shitposter

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>being apart of a pagan religion

no thanks

>Garden of Eden in the Missouri of all fucking places

That's where they should have realized that Joseph Smith was full of shit

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I'd hardly consider anyone a devout mormon if they visit a cesspit like /pol. You probably have a porn addiction :) Throwing stones to boot.

I don't understand why people like you believe their book was written thousands of years ago, when it was actually written in the 19th century!

The only thing you're right about is that it's fiction!

>Garden of Eden in the Missouri of all fucking places
>That's where they should have realized that Joseph Smith was full of shit
so you want to think it was in iraq? Nice religion you have there

While I don't agree with Calvinism, I find the claim that Calvinists aren't Christians laughable.

>Be Mormon
>Believe Native Americans are descendants of Hebrews/Israelites
>Tithe 10% of gross income to church, so they can settle child abuse lawsuits with victims
>No alcohol or coffee
>Magic underwear
>Can't watch R rated movies/tv programs

No thanks! I'll stick with my KJV Bible and my local church

Born in that church and raised on it.
Lost faith at 14.
Gave up on it at 16.
Stopped Going at 18.

It's dumb as fuck when you look at it logically, but they are nice people generally

This is Jews larping as mormons to make you hate us.

We don't speak like kikes. We speak like the zealots we are.

Death to commies

Wait! They hand out free wives?

>Why aren't you mormon yet?
I was born and raised in Layton, Utah to a family that lived in the area since the first settling. I found the internet and that is why I am not Mormon any more. My god is one of computer chip and fiber optic.

The ex and anti mormons are sjw as they come.

We are the last major armed church against homosexuality.

Guess who that's a problem for?

But user I am mormon.

You're young. Their salvation is between them and god. Their decision to cut their nose to spite face is their own

My parents were converts, I used to be Mormon. Parents don't go to any church now, I am a devout catholic now. LDS is like Catholic lite. Even though Mormons believe in a bunch of stupid shit, their church structure and rigid rules makes them much better than most protestants. I listen to NPR jew radio. They attack Mormons and Catholics more than any other religious group. They really want both churches to accept faggots and have female priests/bishops. Both groups are the strongest against gay marriage. If NPR hates you, you are doing something right.

I have a cousin-in-law who is a methodist priest. One of the liberal people I have ever met. Won't shutup about Trump, banning guns, being torrent towards gays. Its a joke.
>"faith alone will get me into to heaven",
>*preforms faggot marriage.

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