You wouldn't fight a 5'5" 126lbs high school girl now would you?

You wouldn't fight a 5'5" 126lbs high school girl now would you?

I'd fight that midget

I could because I'm 5'6 126lbs, so I have the advantage.

I can just tickle her into submission.

can someone please recommend me anime about school?

K-On

with cute girls

>implying i havent hit a kill before

I’m 5’7” 100lbs. So i would be quite the worthy opponent

She's taller and heavier than me so fighting her would be super scary.

She's 4 inches taller than me but I would still probably win.

K-On

I would, then I'd greet her the Japanese way...

Shinka is over twice my size so it's pretty scary to think about

Kancho?

>165cm
She's so small. Why are japs so smol, or am I just gigantic?

Height?

he said with cute girls

195cm, which what I believed to be slightly above average in my area.

>asians are small
wow did you have you head shoved in your ass since your birth? do you know that water is wet at least?

What's life as a midget like?

Scandinavians I swear. Not even once. g
Gå tilbage til

けいおん

Where do you live? im curious.

Not true, a couple of my Asian friends how do basketball are as tall as me.

Can i fight her with my penis?

C-Copenhagen.

I'm 6 feet so I can BTFO easily but I would probably serve jail time though.

This manlet is on the edge.

She'll fight you with hers.

I swear denmark is repleted of big guys 4 (you)

>195cm
>slightly above average
It's well above average my dude. What's it like not fitting onto your bed properly?

I'd fight her with my witty, whiteknighting cuckery.

>lanklet thread

Do you manlets literally sleep with your legs straight out without bending?

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>183cm
>manlet
I can indeed fit onto my bed with my legs straight out, thanks for asking.

no i wouldn`t,i can keep having troubles with the law,i don`t want to go back to jail,is horrible in there

Sup Forums is too submissive to beat Shinka, one punch from her would leave them crying and unable to continue.

I'm kind of jealous since my single bed is rather small so I have to bend my knees like this but the left leg isn't completely straight.

>ywn join anons in holding her down to the floor and lifting up her shirt to blow raspberries all over her ticklish belly and then do the same to her vagina bones after lowering her skirt and pantsu

I feel ya, I can have a hard time being comfortable even though my bed should fit me just fine. I can imagine it being annoying if your bed's too short in addition. Sometimes wish my bed was a little wider actually, to stretch my arms out.

I think i can oneshot her.
Punching her womb.

>then do the same to her vagina bones
>her vagina bones
>vagina bones
OK. The rest of that sounds fun though.

> tfw 5"9
> can stretch like a starfish on muh queen sized bed.
Sometimes being /sm0l/ isn't half bad eh?

I can but I can't imagine why a person would want to.

I see you are confused, young user. Here, a brief tutorial.

You can do other things on your bed besides sleeping, user.

Only image of her I know of that shows it.

I would not beat up a frail girl. Maybe some rape if she pisses me off.

Is this it? The elusive vagina bones?

>5'5"
>126 lbs

That's pretty heavy... Especially for a high schooler.

>frail

Then you'll have fun fighting Shinka, she's full of energy and prone to violent outbursts.

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Such a well built body, I bet she could take a beating.

Weak should fear the strong

>weighed less than that at 5'9

She'd probably kick my ass.

What would fighting Shinka be like?

Like beating up a teenage girl. As in she'd kick you in the balls and you'd lose, obviously.

What would fighting Shinka in the cheerleader locker room after cheerleader practice while the other girls watch be like?

>fighting

Not the same guy but I'm 193cm so same thing goes for me. I also happen to be Scandinavian, but Swedish.

Its actually pretty frustrating, I really want to buy a longer bed buy they're hard to find and they're usually really expensive too. Wouldn't recommend.

It is reassuring knowing that I could manhandle Shinka though.

What else would you do with Shinka?

Give her a love letter.

For what purpose?

Get her to meet me outside the school, then ambush her. What were you thinking about? Fucking perv.

That wouldn't work, Deko ambushes her all the time.

I wanna FUCK that CHILD if you catch my drift.

>What's it like not fitting onto your bed properly?
There's extra long beds you know. I'm 210 and fit into mine just fine because the bed is 220.

No way. I'd call my Great Dane instead.

Garbage off-topic thread.

>5'5" 126lbs
1.5m long cock and a dozen burger?

Yes

165cm, 57kg

She's got a solid 10lbs extra from her chest.

I would beg Shinka to kick me in the balls 100 times and crush them completely.

Why do you hate your balls so much?

He probably knows his genes aren't worth passing on.

Balls produces poison known as testosteron.

Soy products are a lot less painful.

>it's pretty hot to think about

fixed for you

i weighed 125lb at 5'10
right when i joined the army and then shot up to 160lb after i got out of basic training

I am only 183cm 174lbs. She would beat me.

Shinka is heavier than me, but I'm taller. Who would won?
176cm
50kg

Mr. Skeltal plz. Today is turkey day put some meat on your bones.

Auschwitz aren't we

Shinka would break your back.