Things I learned from watching CNN today
-Trump likes large breasts.
-He is nice after sex and offers his sex partners gifts.
-CNN reports there are pictures of Trump's penis and they are working extremely diligent to acquire them.
-Trump has had quite possibly thousands of female lovers.
-Trump liked to lay down when sexual favors were performed on him.
Don Lemon just said Trump should be impeached for his mysoginst sexual behavior, is it all over for the Trump train?
Wtf i hate trump now
t. incel
>He is nice after sex and offers his sex partners gifts.
>Trump likes large breasts.
>Trump has had quite possibly thousands of female lovers.
CNN might as well just hand Trump the next election on a silver platter.
>breaking news: really, really, REALLY rich guy (ALLEGEDLY) has lots of sex with money hungry prostitutes
poor melania. she's a smart, attractive woman and trump fucks some sluts. absolutely shameful.
Didn't watch. Did she mention his dick size? If she didn't that means it's huge.
The man is 70 for fucks sake.
10months of the time he's spent on this earth doesnt mean shit.
>He is nice after sex and offers his sex partners gifts
>mysoginst sexual behavior
He has my vote
>Many dozens of times
Guess the monster Trump cock meme is true
>man has sex
>IMPEACH
good grief, left has such regressive views of sex.
>Trump liked to lay down when sexual favors were performed on him.
Dear god, the horror.
Aberigan peoupoli, dang you for elegting me.
Although part of dat haz been due to my benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Not quite,these are all women he fucked before he married her. Nice try.
Irony is that every fucking roastie that is offended by him also want to be fucked by him.
Irony is that 99% of the women being shocked about this are degenerate sluts themselves.
>believing a women
ever
They are slut shaming the president!
WHA-WHA-WHA?!?! A MAN LIKES SEX?!?!?! WTF IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!?!?
>Trump banged the objective hottest playmate of the nineties (which is saying a lot)
>Surely people will now demand he leave office
Also why is Don Lemon in charge of understanding male-female dynamics?
Imagine if Hillary had one, and Fox news researching and interviewing men claiming to have fucked her. Imagine the outrage.
>leftists can’t atop thinking about trumps dick
>they desperately want to get their hands on trumps dick
This timeline... I don’t deserve this.
Don't hate the player hate the game.
Also, smokeshow, would adulter.
>who is stormy daniels
meanwhile
i think its there dream
> most chad president ever
all women gays and soyboy "hate" him
> they hate what they can't fit all the way in the back of there mouths
Trump is best president
keg
They are treasonous. What do you expect?
>trump bangs porn stars and playboy bunnies
>all agree he was good and treated them well
Oh yeah, he's done... people hate it when an alpha male bangs women they'd legit give their left nut to fuck. They only really appreciate a president with a bent dick who rapes interns and wives of his guard detail, that are getting killed off as he bites their faces like an animal.
lol
wtf I unironically love John Bolton now
What, you want them to cover ACTUAL news?
Who exactly did he raw dog again?
Someone post some playboy pics. After all this isn't a blueboard.
...and this SOMEHOW qualifies as news...?
Adam fucked the holy shit out of Eve.
Whooptie freeking doo.
Kek
>there
This board is truly filled with morons.
>Trump having lots of sex with models and pornstars
WTF is wrong with Trump?
>he watches CNN all day
get a job you fucking parasite
so trump is JFK?
to the pit with you jew
He gave me HIV
I also have it on good authority that OP's father had sex with his mother.
Oh my God.
Stop the presses - we have to shove this mind blowing truth in before the paper goes to print tomorrow.
Methodist
So, you're a Jew if you recognize a place is full of illiterate morons who can't spell?
Is Trump gay?
The most trusted name in bewbs.
>Oh shit, our Russia narrative is failing. We couldn't trick the middle class to believe our retarded excuse for losing a winnable election!
>QUICK, go after his marriage and his family!
Absolutely, 100%, despicable as fuck media. Every single one of these cretins will burn in hell. I will never trust mainstream media again in any way, shape or form for the rest of my life.
I expect the pictures to prove there is no problem there. Daddy Trump always delivers.
Think of his rally speeches.
"Ive fucked so many models and they all say im the best. The best lover and the best to make america great again."
Wins 95%of the male vote
>Don Lemon
>Talking about anything that isn't ((( poop chute ))) related
Trumps seems to bang only thots.
JFK banged any girl.
>sources say
Trump is almost 70, can you imagine what its like for a woman to fuck an extremely out of shape 70 year old dude?
You have to be one money hungry piece of shit to do that.
I mean good for him, We can all only hope to be that blessed at 70 but holy shit those type of women are nasty.
I wonder if he gives them a gift basket like Derek Jeter.
"sometimes they even try to pay me for sex, but unlike hillary i can't be bought!"
Is this supposed to make me hate trump? Because it's doing the opposite.
I want pictures of Penisman!
Absolutely nothing
lmao wish that would happen
"sometimes they even try to pay me for sex, but unlike hillary i can't be bought!"
>cheat on your wife ash she is having your son
>trumptards will defend this since they are fatherless niggers
no morals
no brains
are trump supporters even human?
Trump is the nasty one.
>cheats on wife with whores
>don't even have the balls to admit to it
He is still silent about stormy and trying to bury her interview.
>change flag to summon KEK so he may rid us of the orange cheeto
Begone Drumpf!!
WOA WOa Woa woa
Are you trying to tell me a billionaire playboy known for his sexual escapades had sex with women?
This. These r-tards STILL don't realize that normies, even the politically indifferent ones, eat this shit up.
Men: "Wow, Trump really is a fucking legend, I wish I could live that life"
Women: "Wow...he's an alpha dynamo in the sack...AND he's a gentleman after"
What if they have an open marriage? Why are you assuming their marriage status? Do you assume genders too?
>no morals
we used to have morals.
used to.
Quit pretending like you care.
>future US President
>future
leftists have no actual principles. This faggot probably actually convinced himself he does.
>Democrat
>pretending to care about morals
Is this what passes for bait nowadays?
As long as he's not using POTUS resources to do it, so fucking what.
Imagine if the media worked this hard digging dirt during the Clinton years.
HE HAS MY VOTE
>Good evening and welcome to Anderson Cooper 360.
>Breaking news tonight indicates that Trump may have engaged in anal sex with Stormy Daniels.
>For our viewers who may be unfamiliar with what anal sex is I've prepared a visual demonstration with the help of of these African American gentlemen who I found on Craigslist.
Wtf i hate Trump now.
>open marriage?
What are you?An ultra liberal?
>pretending to care about morals
I don't have to pretend.I may be many things but i am not a cheating slime like Drumpf.
Well he is.
He’s current too, but also will likely be president tomorrow which is the future
Imagine when they release dick pics and it turns out he's ~9 inches.
Are you slut-shaming user?
Kennedy was fucking Marilyn Monroe and Democrats love him.
I didn't know it was illegal to have sex if you plan to run for public office in your future.
Then the DNC might as well throw in the towel for 2020.
>B-b-b-but muh family values, you should hate drumpf goy!
>Melania is smart meme.
She's clearly just another dumb fucking gold digging bimbo if she doesn't separate herself from this creepy sleeze ball at this point out of principle and self respect. If she tolerates this degenerate behavior she is nothing more than a female cuck.
>Proof that Trump is a fucking pimp
Black vote secured. GG Dems. No re.
What a Chad!
Every time you see a 'smart, attractive woman' remember some man is sick to death of her fucking shit.
Clinton was a womanizer. Or do people forget this fact?
You misspelled 'serial rapist'
I don't think CNN realises they are giving him 'street cred' and the nigs are gonna be like
>"OH HOL UP, MAH BOI GETS HIS DICK WITH MODELS?!?! LEAVE MAH BOI ALONE CNN HE DINDU NUFFIN!"
It's like pottery... CNN BTFO's themselves once again
Can we think of another woman that just hung out after her husband fooled around?
Who's the female cuck?
And Clinton never fully recovered from it. His successor was Bush whose win was fueled by moral Christians disgusted by Clinton's shenanigans and deciept. If Bill had kept it in his pants no doubt Al Gore would have become the next president. His cuck wife meanwhile could never get national support to fulfill her own presidential aspirations. Clinton was a disaster for the Democratic party and the country. He has just about normalized this shit because now we have Trump whoring around and all people can say is well... Clinton did it so it's fine I guess. Her derr.
fuckin hell you get spared on the day of the rake
They are trying to turn the married white woman against him.
And I agree with you. See post above.
Oh! So he's cooler than i thought he was. Drumph is finished!!
Married White women will listen to their husbands lmao lmao lmao
>How can they be THIS retarded?
For future use.
why are they trying to make Trump look so good?