AUS/POL SQUALOR EDITION

What`s up cunts?

Quartet accused of supplying a shotgun to an ISIS-inspired terrorist who shot a woman dead and injured three cops are charged with firearms offences

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5530787/Men-accused-supplying-shotgun-terrorist-face-court.html

QR denies deception on low driver numbers

unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/qr-denies-deception-on-low-driver-numbers

Eight people in a one-bed unit: International students living in 'squalor'

unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/eight-people-in-a-one-bed-unit-international-students-living-in-squalor

Dozens of Sudanese in easts-versus-wests basketball stadium brawl

unv.is/theage.com.au/national/victoria/dozens-of-sudanese-in-easts-versus-wests-basketball-stadium-brawl-20180322-p4z5rb.html

Chinese students angered by visa delays as state media issues 'red alert' to not enrol in Australia

unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-03-22/chinese-students-angered-by-visa-processing-delays/9574838?section=politics

You might soon have to pay a $7 tax every time you buy something online from overseas

unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-03-22/online-shopping-tax-being-considered-by-government/9574920?section=politics

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Alright you cunts, which ones of yoose is this?

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I for one look forward to the mission to put a man on uranus

What are you doing today to ensure your rights to freedom of expression and freedom to criticize the state of affairs is guaranteed?

Also sorted out those roudy youth gangs yet?

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An easts-versus-wests daylight brawl erupted between two gangs of Sudanese Australian men armed with knives, baseball bats and other weapons when the rivals gathered outside a Melbourne basketball stadium
>outside a Melbourne basketball stadium
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whats for dinner ya pricks?

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AHAHAHAAHAH JUST FUCKING END IT ALL READY LIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KIM, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO NUKE US NOT DISARM YA STUPID MANLET

Why does your banks push this whole LGBT shit so much?

Poofters
All the real men are over there impregnating your monkey like women

Any brissy bois gonna go to the march for south african refugees this weekend clivey palmer is going.

cock

you sure sound like a lefty mate

people with jobs are too busy to stand around on a street shouting holding signs

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How do I become an ASISnigger? Third and final year of international relations at ANU

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nice, same as me, my fellow Labor voter

maybe get the fuck off Sup Forums lad, aren't we all on a watchlist or something? With those kind of things I figured they select you

crikey mates, wtf is going on wif sum of ya's

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Can't you just apply online? Even for being a spy you apply online.

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who's that faggot hanging out with his mum (left) and sister (right) in your pic?

fair point, guess the most powerful tool you have to protect the future of your country is not worth protecting lol

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>Quartet accused of supplying a shotgun to an ISIS-inspired terrorist who shot a woman dead and injured three cops are charged with firearms offences
What? I was told there was no more gun violence in Australia since Port Arthur

> no more gun violence in Australia since Port Arthur
All that did was get the legal guns off the street. You do the math. Banning guns is very effective.

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Are any parts of Melbourne salvageable? I'd like to think some of the people who have to live around the niggers must be pretty redpilled.

there's no need to get nasty & jealous

Did you ever play Nintendo or super Nintendo? Do you know the konami code?

What you have to do is email the attorney general with the national security portfolio a cam of you beating off the konami code to prove you're a cryptocracker pro. The directions are apparent enough but start is a pinch vertical to you nob, select a pinch horizontal and A is flick your nuts from behind and B is bust in your hand and flick it at the printed photo of a boat load of reffos. Your welcome mate.

Jesus Christ, the autists will blow their balls off over that.

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yeah pretty much all of it.
few select areas that are full of shit cunts but its like any town there is always that one or two places you want to burn.

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>jealous
he's got a receeding hairline something shocking senpai

I'm keen to go. Gonna bring some Aussie flags and some Bundy, it'll be fun.

Are you expecting the great unwashed green supporters to turn up?

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I was thinking (((Hungry Jacks)))

HR departments full of women ran by women pushed by women

>receeding hairline
it could be worse

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>You might soon have to pay a $7 tax every time you buy something online from overseas
>this is on top of 10% GST applying to online sales
I fucking hate this shit greedy stupid country. Why the fuck should I pay GST on a services and goods not provided by Australia? Eat shit.

We not gonna talk about what the fuck is happening in Dapto rn?

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i don't know but i like it

>it could be worse
it could be, but for his age its not great..
why are you defending him if you posted his photo here?
NYPA pham

Steak on the Barbie and some beer

Also can you stop fucking shilling for the daily mail

i mean it could be worse when he could have receding eye shape

Sausages. I'm sick of steak I find it easier to take a shit if I just eat sausages.

Obama is here in Sydney, getting paid $400k for a speech at an art gallery, sponsored by Mastercard.

No wonder credit card rates are 20%

Are you gay or something? He looks like a Chad trust fund kiddie and he's had so much pussy he's bored with it.

Rape the young and dumb. Fuck I can't talk I had a credit card once and maxed it.

>Are you gay or something?
nah, but you sound pretty camp..

how are you celebrating $38 billion being wiped off the stock market today lads?

>tfw me later on this evening

more info

this is Sup Forums not /gif/ retard.
we dont care.

you seem incredibly triggered for some reason, would you like to share with us why?

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>these people are allowed to drive
do i have to join the military and become a fucking fighter pilot to get away from thots?

Anyone going?

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Is this gonna be one of those cases where 20 people turn up and the media laughs at them?

probably, that's why I'm asking

Be headin to straya soon gonna shag some of your slags too cunts

You'll fucking get glassed cunt

Authentic Australian curry.

Piss off cunt

You better run over an abo or 2 or you'll get deported, thems the rules.

Women down here like their alpha males.

Alphas don't speak like a drunk drongo, and we certainly do always use punctuation.

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obamas is here WTF

Fuck off we're full.

Fucking seppo scum.

>invite only event
Definitely not code for "secret satanic pedo cult meeting"

Going to USA got the same plans

I guess the finance industry gets to look better by paying famous lefties to talk shit for an hour.

don't get shot bro

I want to drive across the USA. Any of you cunts done that?

>hurr triggered lol
its just not /gif/ mate, you're a normie

are you really sure you're not triggered?

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we are officialy getting obama-ed what do you do guys

Yeah, avoid blacks and don't buy any fucking dope

news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/chilling-last-words-of-australians-shot-in-new-orleans/news-story/42e7570e0bada50dfb33d1c910413d53

Crash the party with a live streaming gopro and columbine the sick pedo fucks

It's BARACKED
change your flag cunt

>Obvious anti-American sentiment in the media
>Throw that out the window when king nigger Obama shows up
So fucking sick of it. I honestly like a lot of things about rural America and all that shit, can't stand these lefty cunts that keep coming over here though

>Mandela
>not wanting white genocide

haha heh baracked
go git you american george washignton motherfucker

shhh leftists and boomers don't know that

melbourne is more of a disease than a former us president

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you must think i am, youve said it twice now.. hey if you cant handle the banter get outta the kitchen

I think it's more likely than not that you look like pic related right now

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the problem is that former us president has more influence than a hundred melbournes

We dont say slags. We call them two holes.

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that is not a problem it is reality bro the queen of england has more influence than 10,000 sjw's lol

>all meat diet
>wonders why his shits are sticky and smelly

user please

I think it's more likely than not that you look like pic related right now

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That kind of deserves a Darwin award. I wouldn't go to nig orleans anyway. Keep it was white as possible. It's just a pipe dream anyway.

It's not all meat I had sprouts and mashed potato. Poof.

yes but ironically, good looking and intelligent white males do happen to be a persecuted minority in this land

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this but unironically

Just like Brazil....oh yeh no.

Its a perfect example of what happens when you disarm a citizenry who live side by side with niggers.

>the left wonders why they are getting so jewed financially
>their own deity is getting $400k for doing not much more than lifting his finger

Why is it so hard to work out? The dumb just hurts.

If the left was like old style Labor the Liberals wouldnt get in at all for decades.

>Leave my workplace, a shitty call centre. I step outside, there are odious bearded men patrolling the streets - they give me dirty looks, some call me scum and a kuffar. Litter and rubble is everywhere and pale, skinny hooded chavs comb the streets for cigarette butts

>Approach the bus stop, the first bus had been reappropriated by the local Islamists and ploughed through the last group waiting for it - there are body parts all over the road and the blood stains still haven't been cleaned up since yesterday.

>My ride approaches "LOVE IS THE ONLY TENET OF ISLAM" is emblazoned across the front - luckily this one hasn't been hijacked Get on the bus and pay the bus driver £5.50 for a ten minute journey there are women in niqabs and burkas on every seat so I have to stand. They all go silent as I enter.

>Arrive at the bus stop and get off, there is the daily beheading taking place across the street from where I get off, looks like they finally got Vicar Williams. People are walking past and cheering before kicking the poor Vicar's head into the gutter

>Get mugged of my phone by a pack of black men as I wait around. They back me into a corner and stab me with a short blade. They missed my vitals this time, luckily they missed the last £20 I had in my show.

>Get home, turn on the telly. It's Saif Al Islam F.C versus Roadmen Ting F.C. at the Muhammad Saviour Stadium! GO ON MY FUCKING SON, GET US OUT OF THE KUFFAR LEAGUE, COME ON LAD KNOCK A CHEEKY ONE INTO THE BACK OF THE NET. YES YOU FUCKING LEGEND, GO ON NGUBU! HE FUCKING HAMMERED IT! GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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archive your links gook faggot

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>the problem is that former us president has more influence than a hundred melbournes

Without Obama's speech for the remain campaign, I don't think that we would have voted to Leave.EU

kek
as if the white chavs still exist though
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Luck Cuckold is a UFC fighter and a bit of a faggot

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This.

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