>housing in Britain is too expen-
Umm, no sweetie, any hard-working (50+ hours a week), young ( Under-30) British man should be able to add this comfy property in Slough (34% White British) to their real estate portfolio.
So what's your excuse now, hun?
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Slough is a shithole, and absolutely rammed with Asian men trying to sell you second hand cars.
Also, £360k would buy you a comfy cottage in somewhere truly nice like Cornwall, Devon, Cotswolds.
Are you trying to sell your house on Sup Forums?
> Paying any amount of money for what is essentially a garden shed
The neighbourhood is full of pakis and that 'house' is no bigger than Harry Potter's cupboard under the stairs
what a fucking dump
>half a million US dollars for a shithole
Pic related in the us with an acre cost me $242k. Roof is shit in the pic, but seller replaced.
Haha why do British men still live with their parents instead of paying off the mortgage Jew or the renting Jew? Insane
wtf that shit is horrendous
Those satellite dishes, we know what that means.
fpbp
It means you pay Rupert Murdoch £75 a month to watch endless repeats of shit.
That's fucking insanely expensive for a tiny shithole in slough. Buying houses in England is cucked. I'm gonna save up some money and buy a nice villa out in Spain. Fuck this cuck nation
>polluting the purehearted Spanish with your ugly Br*t genes
absolutely disgusting
Stop eating you fucking fatso.
Would you mind not re-directing them fucking here please?
That would be about 100 grand tops in my area. About 5 years ago my Nan's 2-bed semi went for £86,000.
My genes are top tier, mutt. Perhaps I can bleach some of the moor pollution out of a Spanish girl
RUPERT MURDOCH DOESN’T THE BBC OR ITV YOU FUCKING SOCIALIST MONG.
>moving to Spain of all places
Fucking kill yourself chav, you’ll never be able to afford it.
yes british people are known for being good looking right?
Ughh I know right?!? Like, ummm, time to grow up BOYS!
If my MAN doesn't have his own home, car and a respectable job (£40k+ a year minimum) then I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to pass :)
£360k ???
Come to Belgrade and buy 100k euro flat in center,old town and live rest of your life like a king.
>also absolut madman would give that money for that brick gray sadstone garage.
>tfw your American and have a 90 IQ
Its a detached shithole, BURNIT.!!!
>The land and what's underneath is worth more you cunt.
>SACK THE CUNT.
>34% face
1st one on the left, right leg crayon drawings busted her cover, shes a single mom.
Implying that Spain is cheap
the flaw in your plan is i would have to like in the balkands
For the same amount of money, I can build a house three times that size in Belgium.
Also, fuck non-white neighbourhoods.
>mfw I'm 28 and live with my parents
>They don't even mind because they know the mortgage and renting Jew are insane
>All of my wagecuck friends fell for the renting Jew and have £5 expendable cash per month
lmao
guess i have to "be a real man" :)
OP is trolling with his hard work and youth definitions.
Well I'm not even ancestrally British, my mother is German and my father is French. I'm certain that I'm better looking than your mongrel ass
What does the same money buy in Paris? I bet it's no better, pal.
At least in toronto you can get this for the same money.
>360k
>For a crack den
>Basic wages after tax for most of the UK are £1500-2k
>40-60% of this goes on housing costs, before extras like food or local taxes
>Rental costs higher than mortgages
>New mortgage laws mean you can't get one without being interogated
Nothing can go wrong with this economy.
If you pay a Sky subscription to watch BBC and ITV, you are a cretin. Enjoy being poor and continuing to make terrible financial decisions.
>Slough
When I first heard that name on the Office (UK), I thought it was a joke and laughed.
What the fuck is named Slough? Sounds like residual product you feed to pigs.
Ummm, *wow*, sweetie, I just....ugh....how are we supposed to have sex if your parents are like....right there babe? What if I'm in heat sweetie and really need it and you can't give it because mummy and daddy are talking in the hall? Hun I can't live like that, I deserve more than that :) Everybody deserves to Live, Laugh and Love and be happy all the time :) So what should I settle for a BOY who lives with his parents when I can hunt (claws out girls, hehe *rrawwr*) for a dominant MAN who has his life in order? Maybe, just maybe sweetie I'll give you a chance if you take out a mortgage in Slough (34% White British as of the 2011 census, probably around 25% by the 2010 census) TODAY and treat me like the queen (crowd emoji) I know I am. But hurry up sweetie or someone else will claim me hehe :)
You're good at this, you know.
>Umm, no sweetie
If I ever find you, I will kill you.
Theyre not properly caucasian because the tele doesnt show muh ethnic programming
I bet you dont know how downtown Belgrade even looks bong.
>be bong
>live on a island that has 379 rainy days
>ugly women
>mudslimes everywhere and increasing in numbers
>cant buy single cell lego block house,lives with his mom
>wrong side driving lanes
>noone that speaks english understands him because of his stupid accent,subs needed
>queen is a lizardman
>will likely get glassed by russians
Whats not to love about bongistan.
Also,like we would want you anywhere near here.
Fucking Slough!
Mate, I could buy a 3 bed flat in central Barcelona for this.
*walks into your thread unannounced*
Sorry sweeties mummy has to hoover your room. There's fluff all over the carpet sweetie, as long as you're living under my roof I'm going to keep things clean okay sweetie :)
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There we go. Now go you can go back to talking with your friends in peace sweetie :)
Is not go for the villa lad, all sorts of shit happens. Better a flat in a comfy cheaper city.
>working 50+ hours a week for the privilege of owning some dreary looking building in britbongistan
Mister Noseberg thanks you for earning him another yacht this year
Someone else will pick up the rubbish.
They might get infected though as its highly toxic.
Its to mask the semen smell of your wank rags
>implying having someone to clean your room for free is a bad thing
>mummy just wants you to get laid sweetie
fuck that , im moving to kirkwall, far away from any niggers on my island
>be me
>living comfy in muh huwite neighbourhood, the town is surround by sandnigger ghettos though. But then again, so is every other huwite town in beglistan
>wake up one morning, walk my doggo
>had morning shift so it's 4am
>shouting across the street, couple of men stumbling around 2 cars
>ignore
>suddenly those 2 cars race past me with blue policelights
>wut.jpeg
>run into old lady neighbour after work
>user, did you see all that police this morning?
>well I saw 2 unmarked ca..
>THERE WERE A BUNCH OF REGULAR COP CARS WITH MILITARY GUNS N SHIEEET
>oh well
2 weeks later
>newsflash: 2 isis members arrested literally across from your front door
there goes the neighbourhood
Were you living in Brussels?
The only way to be left alone in Belgium is to live in the countryside.
Good job you have a dog, they won't come near you.
Thats genuinely funny. Have a (you)
>Slough
I take it you didn't like cleaning toilets?
I always laugh when Muslims practically throw themselves in the road to get away from my dogs
*performs a cheeky little knock and barges in*
Look matey, I know it must be difficult having a new man around the house. But I love your mother more than anyone on this earth, and so I'm going to need you to toughen up, man up, roll your sleeves up, grow some balls and take out a £200,000 mortgage on a two-bedroom house in a majority non-White town. Is that alright matey?
*leaves the room*
*barges in again*
Oh, and sorry about the noise last night matey. We had oysters for dinner, and you know what they say!
See you later matey
At least this bait is fun to read, good job. Surprised so many are taking it seriously. You even mentioned the white British % in the OP lol
I mean it was inevitable dont you think?
>import millions of middle easterners
>they pop out whole generation of lazy degenerate criminal scum
>just as shit was about to go south fir the huwite pipo because those lazy shitskin kids didnt feel like they fit in properly into the huwite lands
>wtc is attacked, america bombs middle east where their fathers fled from
>now murrica is the enemy not the wite pipo
>and here we are
Funny thing is I've never met a woman who actually cares if you live with your parents or not
They see your bank balance when you go to the ATM and suddenly the thought of you living with your parents doesn't bother them
Also if a roastie doesn't have a boyfriend she absolutely WILL live with her parents at age 30. Women are fucking useless and can't live by themselves at all
America bought you europeans a few years
You will never post in a place like this again. This is brilliant. FACT. And you'll never have another poster like me, someone who is basically a chilled out entertainer.
Stop with these garbage threads bongoloid
This thread is copy pasta. It's been posted here dozens of times already.
Anglos, Is it wrong that I only use milk for my tea?
You sound like a retard.
>asians
call them what they are, paki rape gangs
Are they both room temperature?
Then go back.
>412k euros for this dump
Does everyone just rent in Britain?
Jokes aside, women are *supposed* to live with their parents until they marry.
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£360K for a two up two down in Slough? The Slough, right? As in "Come friendly bombs fall on Slough" Slough?
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>So what's your excuse now, hun?
Right in your post
>34% White British
>50+ hours a week
>YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS?!?!!?
>lives with her boyfriend while she has no jobs, no kids and is in debt
>This somehow makes her a better person
Womynlogic always amuses me.
I thought Slough was mainly Indian rather than Pakistani. Demographics have changed though.
I stayed in the suburbs of amsterdam near schiphol first time was in 2003 neighborhood is all senegalese people, i go again in 2009 and its all arab. 6 years
Limburg. Don't pretend there is still a fairly large area that isn't infected with sandnigger subhumans.
true. It's one of my favorite passtimes to walk in sandnigger infested towncenters and watch the vermin dispers lol. My doggo is a good gurl so I can let her off leash most of the time, you should see the shear terror in their eyes when they see her off leash hahaha.
>be me
>visit parents
>they have yard sale in the neighbourhood so they decide to get rid of some junk.
>doggo is off leash as always
>sandnigger family is going through our worthless garbage, already trying to haggle for shit that's priced 50cents as I arrive
>female sandnigger spots doggo, eyes open wide, visibly terrified
>mom goes, user please leash the doggo
>why?
>because, err...
>proceed to walk through the stinking horde of sandniggers that appear to be 1 family
>doggo was formerly a therapy dog, so naturally she wants to greet everyone. The retard doesn't know these humanoids aren't actual humans...
>crowd disperses, only the alpha seems unbothered but still keeps a good distance, niglets start crying
>mfw when shitskins shit their pants because of an old therapy dog
>mfw when this old good doggo chased away shitskins by being nice and sociable
She got a lot of treats after that.
Another day, another bait/slide thread.
You could punch in "Park Street, Slough" into Google Maps to see exactly why it's as expensive as it is, but instead a shitflinging escepade of "muh affordability" will take place instead.
Ummm, just wow hun, you aren't a REAL man unles you're working at least 50 hours a week babe. How are you going to pay for our wedding? Our first home? Our little munchkins (hehe)? Our three or four holidays abroad a year, a new car, restaurant dinners, theatre visits (I just loooooove the theatre, it's so classy hehe), our trips to the countryside, presents for christmas, state of the art consumer technology appliances and gadgets and so on sweetie? Better start thinking quick because my bags are already packed sweetie :)
No we take home-ownership very seriously - which is why the enormous expansion of credit has pushed prices up so much.
The travesty of it is of course whilst people think they're making money from the increasing house prices once you sell up unless you plan to live in your car all the other house prices have gone up too. The only ones who end up winning are the banks who get a longer and larger siphon of a person's wage serfdom through bigger debt service.
Meanwhile of course the younger generations can barely afford housing - so it's hard to start families, which depresses birth rates. However that's fine you just import people who don't mind stacking 7 children in one room so they're entitled to have their rent paid by the native people who can no longer afford to have kids.
Living standards drop, wages drop - someone's winning but it's not us.
Achmed that rapes your daughter stole my job.
Mohamed,his friend, eyes your ass from across the road and smirks gladly.
Quintessentially british
clicked the wrong ID, see
I love this meme.
>Achmed that rapes your daughter stole my job
>shitskins
>doing any kind of job
fake and gay
-sive.
op is the only decent brit poster on this website post more british houses in british cities were i wont see any actual british people
>t.slough estate agent
Fukin Japan with the bantz
this
Can attest belgrade is 10/10 but i'm going back to trasilvania once i'm tired of big city life
Oi ya got ya sarcasm loicense dooya?
I was unaware until the past few years that dogs are classed as a 'white person' thing. I've also seen it claimed that dogs are racist.
I worked with a guy who had a Rhodesian Ridgeback. Fucking massive thing, but absolutely lovely. Never went for anyone. I was told by the owner that the only time it has ever happened was when he saw a black guy (I live in a very white area). Maybe there is something to it.
You can't compare men and women, it's just unfair on them. Of course society has lower standards for them.
>fake and gay
My bad, he is still underage to work, dont worry when hes out of jail hes after your ass and my job.
>Slough
>dead skin falling off
Why not Little Sodbury? Or Old Sodbury?
Me too,only somewhere in Vojvodina or Sumadija ,regions of Serbia.
City life is cancer for mental health.