Umm, no sweetie, any hard-working (50+ hours a week), young ( Under-30) British man should be able to add this comfy property in Slough (34% White British) to their real estate portfolio.
Slough is a shithole, and absolutely rammed with Asian men trying to sell you second hand cars.
Also, £360k would buy you a comfy cottage in somewhere truly nice like Cornwall, Devon, Cotswolds.
Are you trying to sell your house on Sup Forums?
Justin Powell
> Paying any amount of money for what is essentially a garden shed
Jeremiah Rivera
The neighbourhood is full of pakis and that 'house' is no bigger than Harry Potter's cupboard under the stairs
Dylan Peterson
what a fucking dump
William Cruz
>half a million US dollars for a shithole
Carter Martinez
Pic related in the us with an acre cost me $242k. Roof is shit in the pic, but seller replaced.
Kayden Diaz
Haha why do British men still live with their parents instead of paying off the mortgage Jew or the renting Jew? Insane
Ayden Price
wtf that shit is horrendous
Justin Gomez
Those satellite dishes, we know what that means.
Owen Barnes
fpbp
Adam Gutierrez
It means you pay Rupert Murdoch £75 a month to watch endless repeats of shit.
Christian Wood
That's fucking insanely expensive for a tiny shithole in slough. Buying houses in England is cucked. I'm gonna save up some money and buy a nice villa out in Spain. Fuck this cuck nation
Tyler Jackson
>polluting the purehearted Spanish with your ugly Br*t genes absolutely disgusting
Ughh I know right?!? Like, ummm, time to grow up BOYS!
If my MAN doesn't have his own home, car and a respectable job (£40k+ a year minimum) then I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to pass :)
Ayden Gomez
£360k ??? Come to Belgrade and buy 100k euro flat in center,old town and live rest of your life like a king. >also absolut madman would give that money for that brick gray sadstone garage.
Logan Hernandez
>tfw your American and have a 90 IQ
Wyatt Taylor
Its a detached shithole, BURNIT.!!! >The land and what's underneath is worth more you cunt. >SACK THE CUNT.
Michael Morales
>34% face
Daniel Perez
1st one on the left, right leg crayon drawings busted her cover, shes a single mom.
Andrew Ortiz
Implying that Spain is cheap
Dominic Moore
the flaw in your plan is i would have to like in the balkands
Josiah Thompson
For the same amount of money, I can build a house three times that size in Belgium.
Also, fuck non-white neighbourhoods.
Christopher Hernandez
>mfw I'm 28 and live with my parents >They don't even mind because they know the mortgage and renting Jew are insane >All of my wagecuck friends fell for the renting Jew and have £5 expendable cash per month lmao guess i have to "be a real man" :)
Jeremiah Johnson
OP is trolling with his hard work and youth definitions.
Brayden Powell
Well I'm not even ancestrally British, my mother is German and my father is French. I'm certain that I'm better looking than your mongrel ass
Isaac Gray
What does the same money buy in Paris? I bet it's no better, pal.
At least in toronto you can get this for the same money.
>360k >For a crack den >Basic wages after tax for most of the UK are £1500-2k >40-60% of this goes on housing costs, before extras like food or local taxes >Rental costs higher than mortgages >New mortgage laws mean you can't get one without being interogated
Nothing can go wrong with this economy.
Camden King
If you pay a Sky subscription to watch BBC and ITV, you are a cretin. Enjoy being poor and continuing to make terrible financial decisions.
Evan Parker
>Slough
When I first heard that name on the Office (UK), I thought it was a joke and laughed.
What the fuck is named Slough? Sounds like residual product you feed to pigs.
Evan Thomas
Ummm, *wow*, sweetie, I just....ugh....how are we supposed to have sex if your parents are like....right there babe? What if I'm in heat sweetie and really need it and you can't give it because mummy and daddy are talking in the hall? Hun I can't live like that, I deserve more than that :) Everybody deserves to Live, Laugh and Love and be happy all the time :) So what should I settle for a BOY who lives with his parents when I can hunt (claws out girls, hehe *rrawwr*) for a dominant MAN who has his life in order? Maybe, just maybe sweetie I'll give you a chance if you take out a mortgage in Slough (34% White British as of the 2011 census, probably around 25% by the 2010 census) TODAY and treat me like the queen (crowd emoji) I know I am. But hurry up sweetie or someone else will claim me hehe :)
Theyre not properly caucasian because the tele doesnt show muh ethnic programming
William Diaz
I bet you dont know how downtown Belgrade even looks bong. >be bong >live on a island that has 379 rainy days >ugly women >mudslimes everywhere and increasing in numbers >cant buy single cell lego block house,lives with his mom >wrong side driving lanes >noone that speaks english understands him because of his stupid accent,subs needed >queen is a lizardman >will likely get glassed by russians Whats not to love about bongistan. Also,like we would want you anywhere near here.
Gavin Butler
Fucking Slough! Mate, I could buy a 3 bed flat in central Barcelona for this.
Blake Peterson
*walks into your thread unannounced*
Sorry sweeties mummy has to hoover your room. There's fluff all over the carpet sweetie, as long as you're living under my roof I'm going to keep things clean okay sweetie :)
Is not go for the villa lad, all sorts of shit happens. Better a flat in a comfy cheaper city.
Henry Morgan
>working 50+ hours a week for the privilege of owning some dreary looking building in britbongistan Mister Noseberg thanks you for earning him another yacht this year
Someone else will pick up the rubbish. They might get infected though as its highly toxic.
Lucas Barnes
Its to mask the semen smell of your wank rags
Easton Moore
>implying having someone to clean your room for free is a bad thing
Caleb Baker
>mummy just wants you to get laid sweetie
Charles Anderson
fuck that , im moving to kirkwall, far away from any niggers on my island
Anthony Brown
>be me >living comfy in muh huwite neighbourhood, the town is surround by sandnigger ghettos though. But then again, so is every other huwite town in beglistan >wake up one morning, walk my doggo >had morning shift so it's 4am >shouting across the street, couple of men stumbling around 2 cars >ignore >suddenly those 2 cars race past me with blue policelights >wut.jpeg >run into old lady neighbour after work >user, did you see all that police this morning? >well I saw 2 unmarked ca.. >THERE WERE A BUNCH OF REGULAR COP CARS WITH MILITARY GUNS N SHIEEET >oh well 2 weeks later >newsflash: 2 isis members arrested literally across from your front door there goes the neighbourhood
Lucas Butler
Were you living in Brussels?
The only way to be left alone in Belgium is to live in the countryside.
Lucas Green
Good job you have a dog, they won't come near you.
I always laugh when Muslims practically throw themselves in the road to get away from my dogs
Owen Cooper
*performs a cheeky little knock and barges in*
Look matey, I know it must be difficult having a new man around the house. But I love your mother more than anyone on this earth, and so I'm going to need you to toughen up, man up, roll your sleeves up, grow some balls and take out a £200,000 mortgage on a two-bedroom house in a majority non-White town. Is that alright matey?
*leaves the room*
*barges in again*
Oh, and sorry about the noise last night matey. We had oysters for dinner, and you know what they say!
At least this bait is fun to read, good job. Surprised so many are taking it seriously. You even mentioned the white British % in the OP lol
Aiden Foster
I mean it was inevitable dont you think? >import millions of middle easterners >they pop out whole generation of lazy degenerate criminal scum >just as shit was about to go south fir the huwite pipo because those lazy shitskin kids didnt feel like they fit in properly into the huwite lands >wtc is attacked, america bombs middle east where their fathers fled from >now murrica is the enemy not the wite pipo >and here we are
Chase Gomez
Funny thing is I've never met a woman who actually cares if you live with your parents or not They see your bank balance when you go to the ATM and suddenly the thought of you living with your parents doesn't bother them Also if a roastie doesn't have a boyfriend she absolutely WILL live with her parents at age 30. Women are fucking useless and can't live by themselves at all
You will never post in a place like this again. This is brilliant. FACT. And you'll never have another poster like me, someone who is basically a chilled out entertainer.
Gavin Martinez
Stop with these garbage threads bongoloid
Joseph Bailey
This thread is copy pasta. It's been posted here dozens of times already.
>So what's your excuse now, hun? Right in your post >34% White British >50+ hours a week
Nathaniel White
>YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS?!?!!? >lives with her boyfriend while she has no jobs, no kids and is in debt >This somehow makes her a better person Womynlogic always amuses me.
David Anderson
I thought Slough was mainly Indian rather than Pakistani. Demographics have changed though.
Gabriel Garcia
I stayed in the suburbs of amsterdam near schiphol first time was in 2003 neighborhood is all senegalese people, i go again in 2009 and its all arab. 6 years
Nicholas Lee
Limburg. Don't pretend there is still a fairly large area that isn't infected with sandnigger subhumans. true. It's one of my favorite passtimes to walk in sandnigger infested towncenters and watch the vermin dispers lol. My doggo is a good gurl so I can let her off leash most of the time, you should see the shear terror in their eyes when they see her off leash hahaha. >be me >visit parents >they have yard sale in the neighbourhood so they decide to get rid of some junk. >doggo is off leash as always >sandnigger family is going through our worthless garbage, already trying to haggle for shit that's priced 50cents as I arrive >female sandnigger spots doggo, eyes open wide, visibly terrified >mom goes, user please leash the doggo >why? >because, err... >proceed to walk through the stinking horde of sandniggers that appear to be 1 family >doggo was formerly a therapy dog, so naturally she wants to greet everyone. The retard doesn't know these humanoids aren't actual humans... >crowd disperses, only the alpha seems unbothered but still keeps a good distance, niglets start crying >mfw when shitskins shit their pants because of an old therapy dog >mfw when this old good doggo chased away shitskins by being nice and sociable She got a lot of treats after that.
You could punch in "Park Street, Slough" into Google Maps to see exactly why it's as expensive as it is, but instead a shitflinging escepade of "muh affordability" will take place instead.
Cameron Nelson
Ummm, just wow hun, you aren't a REAL man unles you're working at least 50 hours a week babe. How are you going to pay for our wedding? Our first home? Our little munchkins (hehe)? Our three or four holidays abroad a year, a new car, restaurant dinners, theatre visits (I just loooooove the theatre, it's so classy hehe), our trips to the countryside, presents for christmas, state of the art consumer technology appliances and gadgets and so on sweetie? Better start thinking quick because my bags are already packed sweetie :)
Austin Bailey
No we take home-ownership very seriously - which is why the enormous expansion of credit has pushed prices up so much.
The travesty of it is of course whilst people think they're making money from the increasing house prices once you sell up unless you plan to live in your car all the other house prices have gone up too. The only ones who end up winning are the banks who get a longer and larger siphon of a person's wage serfdom through bigger debt service.
Meanwhile of course the younger generations can barely afford housing - so it's hard to start families, which depresses birth rates. However that's fine you just import people who don't mind stacking 7 children in one room so they're entitled to have their rent paid by the native people who can no longer afford to have kids.
Living standards drop, wages drop - someone's winning but it's not us.
Henry Anderson
Achmed that rapes your daughter stole my job. Mohamed,his friend, eyes your ass from across the road and smirks gladly.
Aiden Moore
Quintessentially british
Adrian Powell
clicked the wrong ID, see
Carter Parker
I love this meme.
Benjamin Walker
>Achmed that rapes your daughter stole my job >shitskins >doing any kind of job fake and gay
Bentley Hill
-sive.
Kayden Foster
op is the only decent brit poster on this website post more british houses in british cities were i wont see any actual british people
Jacob Perry
>t.slough estate agent
Jaxon Evans
Fukin Japan with the bantz
Robert Jenkins
this
Blake Young
Can attest belgrade is 10/10 but i'm going back to trasilvania once i'm tired of big city life
Hunter Thomas
Oi ya got ya sarcasm loicense dooya?
Ryder Jenkins
I was unaware until the past few years that dogs are classed as a 'white person' thing. I've also seen it claimed that dogs are racist.
I worked with a guy who had a Rhodesian Ridgeback. Fucking massive thing, but absolutely lovely. Never went for anyone. I was told by the owner that the only time it has ever happened was when he saw a black guy (I live in a very white area). Maybe there is something to it.
Joseph Reyes
You can't compare men and women, it's just unfair on them. Of course society has lower standards for them.
Charles Cooper
>fake and gay
My bad, he is still underage to work, dont worry when hes out of jail hes after your ass and my job.
Jonathan Torres
>Slough >dead skin falling off
Why not Little Sodbury? Or Old Sodbury?
David Moore
Me too,only somewhere in Vojvodina or Sumadija ,regions of Serbia. City life is cancer for mental health.