How would you bully a cake?

How would you bully a cake?

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Cakes are for loving, not for bully.

How does it feel knowing that your eggs are dying, bitch? That SMV is slipping fast and no man wants you.

Take her home after a date and not fuck her.

Roll on her loot.

Damn

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Date her for five years and then dump her for a 22 year old.

Pretty easy

Cakes are good

Cakes with glasses are horrendous

Acting lovey dovey with your younger girlfriend in front of her.
Bonus points if you try ''not in front of the old lady''

There's bullying and there's fucking people up.

Wearing a condom in the sex act.

Make fun of her age.

I stopped watching this at episode 4 because of the hinted ntr, did it went that way or not?

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Reject her advances because she deserves better than me.

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no, there's definitely NTR, but I don't think she'll get together with Koiwai

DO NOT BULLY CAKES.

Don't give her the umbrella

treat her nice for all my life and then at the end when were really old I just die LOL
TROLOLOL

Ungently walk her home.

How do you find a cake waifu in real life?

Find a nice career oriented women who doesn't entirely realize how badly she needs hand-holding and dick

>Cakes with glasses are horrendous

Being a good Joe

>Career oriented woman
Fuck, everyone I work with is a sweaty film maker.

Catering to their rape fantasies

youtube.com/watch?v=zs5RV4GW01U

kek

Hugs, in public.
I'd let other people stare and wonder about the nature of our relationship.
Is she his mother, is he being paid to do that, should I call the cops, and so on.

Imagine unironically being this much of a faggot

chariot deserves a quick death

delet this

Don't eat it.

If you look that young you should maybe not be here.

>you`ll never find a cute japanese cake girlfriend for cuddling and handholding

>ywn put a baby in Ursula

I'd take her shopping and tell her how cute she was in whatever she picked out. Then we'd get lunch and beers, then crepes, then go out for drinks.

Then you walk her home, give her a friendly embrace and tell her. "I had such a great time tonight. Dating is nice, but sometimes it's better to just hang out with a good friend"

You've gone too far this time, user

with my dick

Hitting a little close to home?

By setting up a girls night out with all their high school and collage friends who are now happily married and won't shut up about how cute their newborn kids are.

That shit makes cakes suicidal depressed

Pinch her rolls

I want to marry a cake.

Make her dress up in her old high school uniform.

>Looking for 2d in 3d world

user please...

Have her brap in my face

Maybe it is (You) who needs some bullying.

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It won't be too bad. You'd be bullied home gently.

I'm not sure what you mean by this.

This image makes me feel bad about myself.

>ywn be a cake's house husband
>ywn welcome her home and have a bath, dinner, or yourself ready for her
>she will never bully your dick while berating you for being a hikki neet
>ywn make a cute loli with her
>ywn dress that cute loli in cute little outfits and raise her to be polite and well mannered and help her with homework
>that loli will never hug you while carrying her and tell you she loves you for being a good papa

By proposing her and say cute things to her

I'll let others do the cake-bullying, I'll handle the cake-comforting

By pretending I like her and treating her to some wine

What would you do with your cake on your day off?

How would you propose to her?

Remind her every day that she's a cake.

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>wasting a condom on some dusty barren womb cake

By not pulling out

You only get to do it raw after you've used up all the condoms, so you better hang in there

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teasing about cumming inside

The only thing I do with cakes is eat them.

What is a cake? Am new

Yes I would

Well aren't you just adorable? Do you need anyone to pick you up and burp you? I could pick you up and cradle you in my arms and rock you back and forth, would you like that?

>Am new
They sure aren't!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cake
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hag

So an old, unmarried woman

RUDE.

>The ancient Greeks called cake πλακοῦς (plakous), which was derived from the word for "flat", πλακόεις (plakoeis).
How things change.

offer to impregnate her! then pull out

I would never do such a thing you monster. Cakes are for tender loving.

that's not a cake

28 is not cake? Or is because she's a widow?

Wow I sound like an ESL poster. I need some sleep.

Are you all happy with Sakurai being the end game?

they are everywhere bro

they are all used up whores tho

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By claiming Lily as my waifu before she does.

I'm 36 yrs old khv.
I'm not worthy of cakes. They are out of my league.

Did translation ever pick up on this again?

>khv

What does this mean?

It means fuck off.

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It means marry me

>khv
>An self-describing acronym for Kissless Handholdless Virgins. It is most commonly seen on Sup Forums's /r9k/ board and on Wizardchan. I'm a 25 year old KHV.
>/r9k/

Oh, it's an /r9k/ term.

You girls are mean.

carlos pls

normalfag show for normalfag people and girls

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