Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for a month, user?

Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for a month, user?

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These spam threads are getting dumber and dumber.

But I already am. ワン

Only if you castrate me with your feet.

I am now officially sick of the Shinka threads. So from this point on every one is now a Rikka thread.
youtube.com/watch?v=gj3yryhQzM4

was Rikka always this unsexy? i mean look at that body. it's like a tube of meat. if i wanted to see that i'd just fap.

>pretend to be her boyfriend
>pretend to be her fiance
>pretend to be her husband
>pretend to have children
>pretend to die old together

>Rikka always this unsexy
rikka has a fat ass

That's just chibi Rikka, she's thinner in real life*

* she wn be in real life, yel

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I would watch this.

She's so cool.

Only if you use your hairclip correctly and wash the dog semen out of your vagina, it smells.

Sorry, but I prefer the Deko.

Yes, but only if you're a boy.

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What whould her moving like that while sitting on your dick feel like?

Why not for life?

I guess. Can we fuck in order to make it look more convincing.

Go to /qa/ for the spamming and roleplaying. Don't pollute Sup Forums more than it already is.

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It's japanese (katakana) for wan you idiot.
He's referencing that doujin.

>English to German

Did that shit before. Rather not do it again. Girls don't pay enough.

For what purpose? making me like you then dump me afterward? Fuck you.

At least someone gets it.

Yes but the clip has got to go