2025

>2025
>SpaceX successfully establishes the first human colony on another world
>A month later the colony cuts all contact off with Earth , their final message clearly stating that any earth vessel sent will be shot down by the martian free state.

How would you feel?

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Where can I sign up?

>tfw you will never live in the timeline where the libertarian Martian free state battles the united fascist federation for control of the solar system.

fucking flatearthers and their mars colonies

>Dumps your burgers into space

Mars ethno state When?

1776 has commenced again!

Send a cruise missile or two with next satellite to their planet. The colony dies.

>violates your nap

A colony would need a much longer time connected to earth before it could rebel.
You’re looking at a good number of years of colonial rule before colonial rebellion could occur at least

>not being an Asgardia citizen yet

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>2025
>No more kickbacks from the green economy pyramid scheme
>Years of idiotic mismanagement by a business-illiterate egomaniac
>SpaceX has just gone bankrupt

>The moon is a harsh mistress
google it

Can't blame them we would probably try and send niggers over there anyway.

Based martians
too bad we'll send 3 dreadnoughts and a carrier to fucking nig them

Probably gonna need more resources and time...not to mention earth's firepower

Space is a meme used to launder trillions from taxpayers.

Trump's still fucking winning

>2030
>newfag boomers and edgy contrarian underagefags still mad about Elon

curiousity
>why did they do it? what did they mean by this? is there something cool? i bet it is cool. theyre creating a new world. bet its tough. but if it were, why would they attack us for visiting? how can they even attack us, wouldnt we be superior?
jealousy
>what if they are superior? why did they go there if theyre superior? they must have resources to defend themself, they must have a lot of resources. why didnt i want to go until they said i cant?
grief
>its got to be better. why invest the time and effort, and then block others from doing the same? i always loved space, but now that we are there, i cant go?
anger
>what a bunch of dicks what is the purpose of telling me I cant do thing I CAN DO THING fuck these space niggers taking all the good shit far away and then telling me i cant come i deserve the freedom to travel there if i wish. what are they hiding?
violence
>they must be planning something evil they are clearly incompatible and will annihilate us on the first chance they get we have to send infiltrators to determine the power of their forces and the nature of their goals. this threat to our existance must be stopped we must preserve the future of our people

I'd support it
cut off access to porn
all white martian ethno state
no faggotry
Christianity as the state religion
christo fascist dictatorship
Earth descends into nigger faggot singularity

obviously taken over by ayys, nuke em

lol it's not like we'll ever be capable of interstellar travel for hundreds of years, if ever, anyway

>interstellar travel
>to mars
Sweet Jesus, the new generation of newfags are beyond fucking retarded.

Ecstatic

the martian freestate would get obliterated if that were the case.

We'd literally just nuke them off the planet and start over again.

The colony would have to pump lot more resources than one months' worth to survive alone and especially if they get attacked because of their rebellion. But yeah I'd support it too, seceding is only way Martians could avoid being culturally enriched by ZOG.

>How would you feel?

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Fuck that sounds awesome

Comfy because I’m on Earth and Trump is my leader.

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the waters above and the waters below amirite? le firmament and sheeit

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i wouldn't blame them that's for sure.

are you fucking high? we can barely get unmanned shit to even fly by mars, so where are you getting the ships and resources to build them to attack a planet?

with what missile system? think that'll really fly with the international community? stfu you moron.

Note this takes place 5 years after and it’s mostly propaganda from Earths view.

The Emperor Protects.

Earth would shoot nuke and new-martians would be depressed for another 6 months before it will glass them

If they have space oil you know we are coming baby.

Idk about all that, all I know is space is a meme.

Laugh my ass off at the dumb shits that are going to die off-world.

We can't even shoot missiles out of the sky.

>getting to watch a colony of idiots starve themselves into mars garbage in my lifetime
Count me in.

with what missile system? Uhh the year is supposedly 2025, Lockheed martin made the SR-65 in 1965... you really think launching a nuke in space would be that much of a technological difficulty for us if we really had to do it?

Fucking retard

Nukes a meme.

[Red Mars intensifies]

Fuck the (((EDF)))

Anyone who believes in the feasibility of a Martian colony is as dumb as flat earthers.

>what did they mean by this?
Kek

LET ME IN

I WANT INTO THE MARTIAN ETHNOSTATE!!!