We went from Han shooting first, to shooting second, to not shooting at all. We George back right now!
We went from Han shooting first, to shooting second, to not shooting at all. We George back right now!
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No shit
Star Peace
>giving the slightest shit about or sliver of attention to the animated corpse of Star Wars
John Wick is next.
Star wars has become a souless medium to push propaganda.
shut your god dam mouth.
Remember what you have lost
Remember what they have taken from you
>trust nobody not even yourself
Make America the wild west again. Bounty on Nigger and Mexican scalps at $20.00 US.
How the fuck do wookies wipe their arse after taking a shit?
They must stink of clinker all day long. I betcha that chair on the falcon was permanently soiled
Good point, swap Hollywood in for Star Wars in my post. Also, checked.
imagine my shock
Truly, THIS is the tipping point! If Han Solo doesn't shoot, then White People are offically dead! This was supposed to be OUR movie! OUR answer to Black Panther! How could this happen?!?! Han Solo not shooting first is jewish symbolism for ILLEGAL ALIENS shooting their sperm first into White Women!
like to see those replies
Cuck Wars
I hope we get a scene of hands clipping dried shit off of chewies ass like you'd do for a dog
I saved it from here, I would go find the original comment if I had a normiebook but I suspect the soy creature has already deleted it
Fuck off back to Sup Forums faggot
America!
It is time to ban your blaster rifles!
Think of the poor defenceless Rodians who are losing their lives in these shootings.
>Russia killed star wyrs!
Jeeze louise
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It's literally sad how spot on this Red Letter Media satire is about the men who still really care about Star Wars.
I didn't lose star shit nor was it taken from me. I never liked that trash. It wasnt made for people like me. It was made for children.
Tired of seeing art on the politics board?
Then stop politicizing art you fucking embarassment
Fuck star wars. Fuck hollywood. Fuck george. He's very likely a pedo like Spielberg.
haha dude what nobody gives a fuck about Star Wars
Do thet poop in star wars? I never seen a bathroom. Even when I played the games like Knights of the Old Republic
the mods tend to ban anything with remote political connotations from their respective boards, even if its relevant to the subject
see: /k/, Sup Forums, Sup Forums
Only the sith poop. It's a collection of the dark side leaving their bodies.
...what?
EU is better than the original trilogy
I hope we get a scene of Han clipping the shit off chewies ass.
Or walking around with a giant pooper scooper because of all the wookie shit in the corner
It also had neat female characters that SJW:s wish for like Mara Jade. But they all had to go, because they got flaws and moral conflicts and that's not how feminist writing works.
> I'm sooo outraged about le Soy Wars
The entire Soy Wars franchise can die in a fire.
Nice try at being funny
I never thought about it but now I am convinced no one poop in Star Wars. Unless someone can show me evidence otherwise(a toilet in the games or comics or movies). As far as I can remember the condos in KOTOR just had single room condos with no toilets and there was no bathrooms anywhere in sight.
No wonder yoda walked like he was in pain all the time, fecal impaction is no joke
>like our shitty propaganda or we will beat you
You hateful bigot Nazi
If he said that to me in person id murder him in a fit of rage. Most likely strangulation
So, it's no longer "Star Wars", but "Star Non-Violent Struggle", huh?
this has comedic potential.
Star Wars has been dead for years. A Mauser C96 wouldn't have saved it.
I have feeling that they mentioned chemical toilets in Jedi Apprentice series or I'm confusing it Marko Kloos Frontlines series.
This. Star Wars is dead. And the left is eating its innards
hahahahahhahahahahaha no
Also The Last Jedi wasn't bad for what it was.
(((Star Peace)))
>Star Non-Violent Struggle
>'Use the SOY Luke!'
Why don't they just replace the guns with walkie talkies
this
They really tried to cram as much diversity and feminism in this pile of crap, huh?
hans and this pug are the 2018
memetic team
we should place them both together
Good to see childhood heroes being totally castrated
>Implying it was ever anything else.
Disney is all about absolute morality.
>IS THERE A RUSSIAN FORCE BEHIND THIS?
Wookie anuses prolapse into a hanging tube so they dont need to wipe
Alas poor Star Wars, I knew thee well.
will i am not a Star War fan this is absolute bullshit
special effects were state of the art and the macro filming still beats at least some of the cheap ass CGI they are doing today
acting was neither better nor worse
how the fuck would that even be affected by time, did acting evolve or wtf is the pasta nigger talking about?
and if anything writing was far superior as nobody gave a rats as about any of the PC bullshit and virtue signaling they put in each and every script these days
it was the very reason you could still enjoy watching a movie as nobody was bitching and moaning because the fiction on screen doesn't match with their real world political believes