Why is the princess carry so romanticized in Japan? You look like a fucking baby

Why is the princess carry so romanticized in Japan? You look like a fucking baby.

Doesn't he fuck that loli?

That's not how you carry babies though.

It's not like OP will ever find out.

Easier "BIG STRONK MAN" cliche to use then some.

It's a pain in the ass to try to make a girl or girl(male) notice senpais masculinity in a more realistic way since realism is hard for viewers to self-insert or daydream about.

So they just throw it all into cliches like the princess carry or having senpai otherwise rescue them.

Princess carry skinship moments are by far the easiest to do though.

It means the girl is ripe for manhandling.

IMAGINE

But that is a baby

is this the Shoujo ramune thread?

I wish I was carrying her towards my bedroom

Anal status: devastated.

Ep. 3 when

But user that girl is just a child

>size difference
>Dom/Sub
>learned helplessness//shibatori
>skinskip
brainlet

yeah, I just want to tuck her into bed. after I tuck my penis into her vagina x9999

There's already another thread.

It's been up since yesterday.

No, you are thinking of piggy back rides. Every girl with a broken shoe gets one.

Neat

kids are heavy so I always princess carry my nieces in that way i could hold them firmly

Do you ever accidentally grab her butt while doing this?

I want to be carried by a strong girl.

>You look like a fucking baby.

It's cute! CUTE!

>romanticized in Japan
what shithole are you from where this is not romanticized?
This may come as a shot, but girls actually like strong men

but I'm not strong enough to carry anything besides my small dog...

Which is why you have a small dog and not a hot bitch.

stop sexualysing the ramunes, they are pure

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4th is in january?

It's a good way to emphasize a size difference in a couple, and that makes it hot.

4th is in every month dude, crazy, I know.

The west also do it on their wedding day though. My cousin got married and tried to do it but failed, is there anything more pathetic than a man that can't lift his wife?

Possible, but accidental sideboob grab is more likely.

I LOVE Amelia!!!!

There needs to be more girls princess carrying boys.

personally I go for the sideboob grab on purpose

>there are anons itt right now who've never carried, been carried or even been around a carrying scene
not even as a joke between friends?

Amelia is best girl

We need more guys fireman carrying girls in mangas. I know I've seen it in at least one where the girl thought it was going to be a princess carry but ended up

>but ended up
a-user?

I've carried a fat bitch before just to prove to her that I could do it
it made her super wet

something happened to him

I've been carried by and carried the same person.

I princess carried a girl just yesterday. It was my sister.

Give her the dick

blood related...

I repeat, give her the dick

same here.
She twisted her ankle so I princess carried her all the way to her bedroom and she kissed me on my cheek

so?

did you hold hands with her?

Kiss her on the womb

I find it's just as cute when a boy does it with a girl the same size as him, though for a different reason.

She's my little sister anons. Besides, I feel no attraction to her. That's what my cousin is for.

Don't be a bitch

Did she wrap her arms around your neck without you asking her to? Out of the three times I've done it, they all did so, so I'm wondering if it's instinctive.

wasn't she a boy?

based user

burger spotted

I had to do it for a drunk passed out girl once. She was only like 90 lbs but she felt heavy as fuck. I think the girl putting her arms around your neck takes a lot of the weight off. I'm a pretty strong guy and I couldn't have carried her like that for more than a few minutes.

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she did, but probably because she was afraid of me dropping her.
nope, but I'll give you a clue. my ppl are close to Hitler

>too weak in school to do it
>Start lifting at 19
>All the girls in my hometown got fat after school
>Still can't carry anyone
Anyone have experience with literally picking up highschool girls? It's my only option at this point to get one young and try to prevent her eating herself deaf.

nah, I used to give my female classmates a piggy ride because I was the tallest and stronger of the boys bck in the day, but never had the chance to princess carry and grab someone's butt.

>his cousin is a 6'2 bara chad who he can always count on with a huge bulge
i see user. yesssssss I do.

But why? 3d high school girls are garbage. Stick to 2d.

You don't grab their butt when you princess carry them, user.

>mfw all my cousins are female and all of them made me play with onies and dolls.
I wish I had a chad male cousin to play with in my childhood user, I wish I had.

I know, but at least, I wanted to try that.

>That's what my cousin is for
Did you fug

Spoken like an underage. Highschool freshies and sophmores are the golden age. Take advantage of this you mentally deficient retard. Roasties are not even in the same league as being young and having fun.

She did. She's always clinging to me though.

>not banging your female cousins
are you a fag?

>I want to be carried by a strong girl
Same.

In America fugging your cousin is worse than murder

Remember to savor it while she's still a good imouto. It won't last forever.

I don't have an imouto. I have an onee-san.

>actually falling for it
It's a meme that got shitposted to death until some of the animefags actually started believing it, anyone who's actually read the manga knows how obvious it is that the bun has a cun.
He also carries Riko around in many different ways including but not limited to the princess carry, which is also really cute.

I want to be carried by a Loli.

Nanachi uses male speech patterns in Japanese so it's not hard to see why a lot of people would assume s/he is male.

it's romanticized everywhere
girls love that shit

But what if they're the same size?

Fuck off and don't come back.

>Nanachi uses male speech patterns in Japanese
Did she?
I though they purposefully made her speech paternosters neutral.

>>mfw all my cousins are female and all of them made me play with onies and dolls.
Me too. Have 6 female cousins, plus their friends and cousins that used to play with them who I also changed out with when I was 8-14yo. Had so much manga style fun that I only appreciated afterwards
>Sleep in same bed with like 8 girls piling on top of me
>One tomboy had an s&m fetish or something, used to put a collar on me and I had to pretend to be her dog.
>One played with my dick a bit once and I had my hand in her panties once as well (she's the coisin in the closest to, even now we sometimes watch hentai together because she can't at home)
>was the first boy in a couple of their friends room, girls really do care about that when they are young.
>Swam with them in damn and rivers while wearing underwear or t-shirts
I wish I watched anime earlier so I could appreciate these things instead of just realising now how good I had it back then.Maybe I was an irl dense harem MC

>paternosters
fuck off spell checker, I don't need your "help"

Way too late for any of that my dude.

as far as I know, some states allow cousins to marry.

Once.
She asked me to massage her back, I did it but slowly started to reach her lower back. She then got aroused when I rubbed her buttocks and she let out a moan.
She was from a catholic family and she despise orals so we went straight to the point

babies are writhing little shits if you try to carry them, and also you wouldn't carry a baby like that, no support for their backs/neck

princess carries are done all the time in other media, generally for lovers/newlyweds, sometimes in tragic positions for the deceased/injured

You'll regret not taking advantage of your highschool years you underage weenie. Or are you too fat and slow to attract even the most average of girls in your class?

Her speech is gender neutral which is hardly uncommon to the point of seriously implying anything. Secondaries think she's a boy because the author likes to tease about it but the anime missed a lot of her distinctly female body language, most notably the fact that she never blushes around girls no matter how touchy they get with her but she burns up bright red every single time Reg comes within three feet of her. It's really, really cute.

>she despise orals
aren't 3dpd good cocksuckers?

Oh fuck.

Reminder that once you're 18+, you will never feel the body of an underaged girl ever again, unless you become super rich or a republican politician from the south.

Same here. I wonder what being princess carried by a girl feels like. I was once light enough for my imouto to bear hug me and lift me up. It felt weird.

or a democrat in league with the clinton foundation

Nanachi uses words like omae, zo, ze, etc, that are very typically male and not at all gender-neutral, so I assumed it was a male bunny.

>he thinks republitards diddle more underage than demorats
You just have to be a slimy politician to have diddled underage moron.

How badly did he wreck her(his) her asshole?

no user, not every girl behave like girls in porn

I'm 26 you inbred faggot. Blog about 3D shit on a board that actually believes sex makes you cool like Sup Forums or Sup Forums or /lgbt/, this board is supposed to be for anime.

I'm sure it felt incredibly emasculating, but that won't be a problem for many anons here.