If white people are so evolved why do they poop and have back hair?

those seem like very primitive features

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Me grandad made baked potatoes yesterday and I ate the skin, so I took a massive shit, so satisfying

Neanderthal DNA.

I need one of those :(

white people don't have back hair.

Hmmm... possibly because being brave enough to venture out of fucking Africa exposed us to colder temperatures resulting in the need for lighter skin to absorb more sunlight and more body hair to keep warm. Fuck off loser.

>he belives in evolution

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>invent plumbing for poop
>invent a fucking laser wand to remove back hair
that's evolved

>ate potato skin
>shit was cash
the absolute state of british cuisine

If white people are so advanced already why do they have to keep inventing civilization I mean they must be pretty primitive if they have to keep advancing like this

The sad truth is that whiteys are just regular apes.

Fuck i wish my shits were thanksgiving tier year round.

You need only look at the history of our domesticated species to confirm the existence hereditary traits. The fuck is wrong with you?

No need to be jealous because the soy hinders your ability to grow respectable hair.

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white people are no more evolved, we just adapted to a colder environment... duh

because we invented razors

Because we created machines to solve those problems (Shavor, toilets)

I fucking get pimples on my back, I'm so hairy to the point that one hair pore has like 2-3 hairs growing out of it.

How the hell do I make myself bald in one specific spot?

we're working on it

we're all the same ape adapted to different things you fucking idiots

If we are not evolved why do blacks flee to white countries and not black or arab ines?

>what is the UAE
>what is Saudi Arabia
>what is Kuwait/Bahrain/Qatar

white people look like monkeys

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umm sweeties

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OOOO OOOO OOOO AAHHH AHHHH AHHHH

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protruding mandible?

check

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dang look at that mandible protrusion dangggg

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Have you ever checked your mental health?Also get checked on your eyes.Go buy some glasses

bro do you even understand what a protruding mandible is???

i never said it looked "bad" just primitive.. nothing wrong with looking primitive

>he thinks that is white
sad

Hahahahaha I know the guy who "modeled" for this. He's actually Persian.

Eat more fiber and leafy greens faggot.

everyone poops. except for girls.

>inventions are a white people thing
>total burn

What is climate?

>selective breeding producing the same kind of animal proves we came from a rock 3 billion years ago

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Patrician whites choose elective colostomy, you fucking pleb.

It is masculinity

If you have little body hair, you're a literal nigger

He's right you know...

So blacks dont get back hair?

ye nogs are the least hairy humans on earth believe it or not. OG native americans can't grow beards at all.

Irish on a UK IP.
This.
Quit being Jewish?
>t. Muhammad

I have body hair but it's transparent

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Chinks and gooks and niggs have least body hair and they are all subhuman.

Your masculinity is transparent.

>He doesn't like potato skins
You're missing out on good bar food.

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Kys

n-no

White men have neanderthal genes, blacks don't, so whites are more better and Sup Forums was right again

I feel like this is a just a really good example of Poe’s law

Neanderthal DNA

Donde compramos?

dont you guys agree that authoritarianism is holding back human evolution? Do you think ayys need laws to cooperate???? We are preventing telepathic communication from evolving!

Would you rather have children that you have to threaten with punishment in order to get them to behave? Or would you rather have children that adapt to less rules and become more mature and take care of themselves?

If we reduce government gradually humans will adapt to the less amount of authority in a positive way and eventually we will all live in perfect harmony just like space niggers.

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it's because of commies and nazis that we still poop