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clarkson edition

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>no links

>janjan is going to force us to talk about politics

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YKTD needs to return and whip the Senate into shape already.

>rothschilds bow to the Coalition of Wealth
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control Shit/pol/ with an iron but fair fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Wealthgrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Wealthy Babies.
>both memberssaid to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>This is the Coalition of Wealth
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Wealthbots inside you right now
>The Coalition of Wealth are in regular communication with Martin Luther and Philip Melanchthon, forwarding the word of Protestantism to protect British interests
>They learned fluent French, German and Italian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Wealthknox
>The twins are 100 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In relity, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Coalition of Wealth will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
>Rumoured to be the masterminds behind 'Russian' poison attacks
>Forced Gordon Brown to sell the gold
>Influence Diane Abbott to bring down the Labour party
>Persuaded David Cameron to call the referendum
>Own the UDA and UVF with plans to create an Ulster superstate
>Use Tommy Robinson merely as puppet to gain the influence of the right

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Was QT good last night ?

>Euro-cuck edition

is clarkson the last true brit?

answer this poll lads
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Only Fools and Horses glamourised petty crime

fuck the UK

Nation of piss

Have a rare Clarkson tho

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Going for a couple of cheeky pints at the local

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We've become so powerful recently. we have hundreds of images and WEBM's to post, effectively making us never run out of ammo.

It's as if we're Caesar and Antony in Gaul, and Brit/pol/ are the powerless senate back in Rome!

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Have a good'n lad not long back from the pub myself

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>just got back from having dinner out
>bizarro couple a few tables away of a bloke with a shaved head and a Union Jack tattoo on the back of his skull with MILLWALL underneath
>black chick with him

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>voted remain

no

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Me and the gf spotted 5 blacks today
In fucking Somerset

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You bongs better have a permit for this thread

*spears you through the heart*

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>voting for brexit because nigel "send more pakis" farag said so
hahaahahahaahaha

>being this retarded

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does nigel farage want more pakis and blacks in england?
it's a simple question, laddie

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5537499/Cheltenham-racegoer-grabs-friends-penis-traps-train-door-prank.html

It was quite shit.

Only *based* members of the audience were non-white.

I debate this stupidity all the time on pol/, can't be arsed anymore. Enjoy your immigrants.

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Book idea: hardboiled cyberpulp set in Neo-Pengdon circa 20XX

Premise: Muhammad Nowakowski is a no nonsense City of London cop who becomes embroiled in a Freemason conspiracy in the Republic of England and Wales
A pastiche of James Ellroy's prose, but in addition to the American slang (which can be explained due to the ever increasing influence of American culture on our country), I will employ a liberal use of cockney street talk, a smattering of Welsh, and a hint of Polish and Arabic.

Yay or Nay you niggers?

eastmids.craigslist.co.uk/m4m/d/male-seeking-transformation/6530202430.html

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5535749/Comic-Relief-ditch-white-saviour-celebs-fundraising-films.html

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whilst you're off "debating" people with shitty memepics, there's a muslim fucking mayor in your capital
and let's not gloss over the fact that british nationalists are massive jokes historically and in general
wonder what you'd say if someone was "arsed" to go and look up worthless streetshit shitizen of the world migration into britain, that's been going on for at least 5 decades
just bin yourself already, ranshit, because even brit/pol/ is majority paki
LMAO

lads i've been turning up to work hung over but not drunk, my boss has been dropping hints that unless i smarten up i'll be out of job. What are my options, can i sue?

>meme pics

Ok faggot enjoy your beloved eu

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I don't understand what he's moaning about here. He's annoyed that Comic Relief is portraying Africa as poor, but that's what fools people into donating.

Fucking ask for advice and the thread gets deleted

wtf i'm british not american. On plusnet

>What are my options
Stop turning up to work hung-over?

Clarksons a soyboy

What's your problem? No one is asking you to come to Britain.

but legally can they sack me?

lmao

You should quit so a poor underprivileged negro can take your place.

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so my only option is to go 100% normal and drink only water, thanks.

Don't have a clue, but they probably can if you keep turning up hungover after being warned. Just stop drinking as much

Literally do not understand EU mongs on Sup Forums that defend the EU or oppose the UK's exit

Is it /r/the_donald tourists or what? It just absolutely baffles me

>David Lammy says African people are "equals to be respected, not as victims to be pitied".

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Saved, thanks burger

>please give your money to Africans
>but don't for one second believe we need your help though, fucking white scum we're doing fine without you
>give us money though

Really want a gf and not sure what im doing wrong lods

in Ontario they'd have to give you time off as alcoholism is a """"disability"""""

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>its a journalists act like owen smith is electable episode
wtf they showed this one already

Narstie

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Are normies ever going to wake up to the charity scam

It's been what 30 years since live aid and we're still supposed to do the same song and dance every fucking year

The young one's with penises are easy pickins

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Was in the corner shop and was going to buy me regular beef and tomato pot noodle

Had second thoughts because of Eddie and bought a chicken and mushroom instead

How has Brit/poll/ affected your real life?

inb4 10 million of you people get arrested for owning kitchen knives

I remember being taught at school how poor Africa is and that we should help. Nothing at all has changed and they are still saying the same things.
Ban all aid to Africa, that's the only helpful thing to do.

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But if Africa got sorted there'd be nowhere for Tarquin to volunteer on his gap year.

Ahmed Hassan is eligible for parole in 2052 when he is 52 years old.
He tried to kill a carriage-full of commuters, but we'll just put him in a hotel full of other muslims for 30 years.
When he's let out he'll receive NHS care and a state pension eventually.

How do Brits feel about all of this recent Anglophobic threads?It's a bit sad how no Non-Brit will ever come and defend you on thos threads.Goes to show how people truly feel.Even Russia was supported more.

what kind of left wing politican

>5 blacks
>In fucking Somerset

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Why was the last thread 404'd?

>Even Russia was supported more

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wonder what goes through this cunt's mind, like does he actually think he's famous for his music?

my mates cousin went up and tried to chat with him after a show and he told him to fuck off and threatened to deck him

>t's a bit sad how no Non-Brit will ever come and defend you on thos threads.
How is it? JF's will always resent us, no matter what we do. I couldn't care less about what the average Sup Forums user thinks, anyway.

They're probably civilised middle class blacks tbf

David Lammy's strongest connection to Africa is his love of Wakanda.

>Even Russia was supported more

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Austria isn’t a country

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I went to private school and there was other black people
even there not every UK black was civilised and middle class

Ive had 4 days off britpol and have returned with a new purpose and joie de vivre.
its years late but im going to do all the shit people tell me to do, im going to get fit, going to finally learn to drive, going to get a gf and put babies in her.
how long does this energy last before its sapped out of me again

We deserve to be mocked right now because we are a joke nation

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Do you hate being black? I know you took an IQ test and it was quite high, so does it not bother you at all?

Steer,
LOL I go away for a week ..
an talked with COPE before an he says brit/pol is gone now ,
Got Pube an a few other Hated trips , running wild Bah ?

>I couldn't care less about what the average Sup Forums user thinks, anyway.

Sup Forums is turning in to a Internet powerhouse.

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>there was people

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What that Powell in old dasy?

KYS m8
serious
lol
Post mums tits inb4

>What that Powell in old dasy?

shit I sound drunk

It doesn't bother me at all. I actually like it.

Why would you like being black?

Daisy doo
LOL
was a saying in my day ..
you shit on pan an sulk
or get off ..
or you millenials , you get off ur knees an stand up .. lol

oh I didn't know you were black
there was an African (Ugandan I think but not sure) kid in my primary school and he was a proper dickhead, lied and cheated and stole stuff and blamed it on others, even broke another kids ribs in a playground game of football
black people I've met through friends who are at uni have all seemed normal and well adjusted though

Is it a powell quote? Yes

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>Be Peter Hitchens
>Go on Question Time for the millionth time
>Know it's not worth giving your honest opinion out on subjects because of the chimpouts
>Question on trannies from soyhammed comes up
>Dimblebly goes to you to bait the audience into chimping out
>You dodge the transgender part of the question
>Still get twitter.com/IainDale/status/976964572610473984

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Any of you lads watching the England game right now?

WE HAVE TWO WHITE PLAYERS ON THE FIELD LMAO (three if you count the goalkeeper).

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I’m now a Tory voter after britpol convinced me they are the best choice

> watching brainletball
Jusy kys lad.

>i'll go muslim

>soyhammed
Bet he got stabbed at the mosque today Tbh

Dont LARP this Badly cos when coppers come arrest you an parents an your family for being wacist at 5am on monday 26 March , justs saying if they do , LOL I will expect you to apologise to COPE /OUR GUY when you out of prison in 6yrs ok

>isn't it a strange world where I, a former Conservative Party politician, agree with a degenerate tranny over an actual social conservative

Yeah haha like imagine that haha

preferential treatment

I'm half

>three if you count the goalkeepe
Why would you not?

How are you doing mair? Are you in contact with anyone in the real word, any medical professionals?

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this
unless if he goes to the same mosque Sadiq Khan goes to

The worst thing is Hitchens didn't say a word about Transgenders.

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I did like how peter just didn't take the tranny bait whatsoever though

Also Paris would've obviously put off a lot of women by her "desegregate ALL spaces" shit as if roasties actually want sweaty dicks in their dressing rooms. Every time a tranny opens their mouths more women get redpilled

mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3202118-BBC-QT-had-to-complain-before-I-could-go-to-bed

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