Mister, why are you hiding from me?

>Mister, why are you hiding from me?
>Let me in, now.

Fapping to your doujins. Real women are all whores, you know.

Joke's on you! You'll never reach me before the cyanide kicks in!

I'm not entirely sure who you are, but because of this, you've automatically made me fall in love with you. I just want you to know that.

Please no, stay away! My palms are still sore from all the forced headpats.

>Time for a tea party, let's get the princess out of her dungeon!

Never again.

Gonna kill you~

Why is her expression so blank?

It's called realism. Women don't have emotions, they just fake them for attention

So you mean that image doesn't show true love after all? How tragic

I-i said I'm not Home!

Don't fall for it! You'll get thrown in the loli gulag.

Quick! Activate the Emergency Medical Hologram!

Got ya covered famalan!

Why is the door chain so long? They are short for a reason you know, its so people are not able to do that shit.

S-STOP!

But she seems like a yandere! I must love.

DON´T DO IT
SHE DINDU NUFFIN WONG

STOP STOP
I can't headpat anymore. What else do you want from me? You small monster.

But she's trying to break in!

You only say that because you are not aware of the horrors of the loli gulag.

She's cute, tho

Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!

I'd rather die than be unloyal to my comrade in love.

But she looks dangerous.
W-what to do

>tfw no yandere gf
Why even live

Hey I remember you, you were that person who was always asking "Why X though?" to any person who was apprehensive about dating a yandere. I'm still suspicious of you for your information

This is the reason why we need the 2nd amendment.

I want a cute yandere who protects me from bullies and loves me but without trying to kill me.