Was Diogenes /ourguy/?

Was Diogenes /ourguy/?

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Now he is.

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Who?

>American education.

He was the 1st Sup Forumstard

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>promoting esoteric knowledge

Yes, he was a NEET who engaged in parody. The Sup Forumsack of his time.

He was an anarcho commie faggot

He objected to the MSM of his day and took a big old shit on the floor at the theatre.

is he the guy who jerked off in public
then yes

>Good goy, don't learn anything!

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this.
He was the first NEET

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This.

>Enjoying the simple pleasures in life while BTFOing fart-sniffing intellectuals through mockery = anarcho communism
You are retarded.

I live similarly to the way he did but I don't consider myself to be a citizen of the world beggar faggot. I make my own way.

Does that not sound similar to Diogenes?

>I live similar
>on my computer in mommies house
Diogenes would spit on you, as he would most people

Diogenes was right about everything.

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I am a crust punk, I sleep wherever and live in the mountains, beholden to nothing but what I want for the day. If I need something I go make it or barter for it and get back to my shit, I don't stand around asking for gibs me dat like he did. I am also a citizen of the united states of America.

Is doughy daniels?

>Cell phones don't exist.

Begging is cheating tho, if you wanna criticize others at least you gotta do it right by surviving on your own without the help of anyone.

The simple fact you brag how you're better than him on a cambodian basket weaving forum makes you a fucking retard.

Where do you get your internet from?

He had a doge pack, never trust a man who hates dogg. Trump hates dogg.

Smartphone.

Yes, much like Varg Vikernes, the modern Diogenes

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Nobody knows anything about him or what he thought. Those stories are just garbage written like 100 years after he died, if he even lived.

>beggar faggot. I make my own way.

Normies ruin everything.

>worthless neet poorfag loser
yeah he definitely was your guy

if there was one from greek lore that is Sup Forums down to a tee it's Odysseus desu

why

Diogenes was nobodys guy. That was his thing. Everyone wishes they could be Diogenes. Even Alexander the Great. Diogenes didnt wanna be edgy. He didnt wanna be different and shock people. He wasnt some proto-hipster or anything. The guy legit didnt give a fuck, and we would like to be that way.

He is nobodys guy.

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bretty good but the pepe head seems out of place, not he same texture and odd colored eyes

Ha, so youre a faggot phoneposter. Probably a newfag too. Yeah, just kill yourself,

I am the weirdest most autismo person I know. Being self sufficient is ultimate freedom retard. Enjoy your slavery.

This, he was a free spirited man. He lived as how he chose to live. Didn't mean he was stupid, he still had a sharp mind, but still didn't want to be constrained by how society held standards.

>thinking masturbation is cool

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if only he could shitpost

Not a newfag, remember you are here forever, smartphone+solar powered battery charger= 4chinz. I live off grid.

stop making us look bad you fucking cunt

because he was shifty, conniving, tricky little manlet who doesnt afraid of anything

I'm gonna jerk off right now just for that
This one's for you

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Hhahahhahahas dfasdjflkansdcnas ufck hahahaa kekekekekekek

post a pic of you in the woods right now if you are being legit i don't believe you

yes he was

just like this faggot here

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Diogenes was /theguy/

>comparing Diogenes to Varg
we need destruction already

Absolutely

Definitely. Diogenes is cool, but he's no Varg

> 2018
> praising voluntary poverty

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Cynics are fags and were rightly regarded as fags by the Romans

I now this feel. Didnt have solar charger but extra batteries. Had to limit use and recharge every 3 to 5 days.

He was the original shitposter, we all pale in comparison to that magnificent son of a bitch

no one on this board would survive being out on the streets like he did.

BULOWN
THUH
FUHUCK
OUTTT

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he wasn't /ourguy/
>we're /hisguys/
>and he'd hate the cult surrounding him
romanon gets it

no one would survive after insulting Alexander neither

I appreciate his input on the trap question.

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diogenes was the first prophet of kek

He described himself as a global citizen. Fuckin cuck desu

>Sup Forums is materialistic, selfish, cucked and retarded

nah, he isn't

>"just play video games instead goy"

I feel like you can tap into your inner Diogenes by just smoking weed while observing nature as you walking around your neighborhood

Not exactly. Much of his philosophy was incompatible with idealism. If anything, Plato was /our guy/. Diogenes was more aligned with anarchy than anything.

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As a former 10-year, non drug riddled hobo, all I can think to say is this;
BETCHA THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT DONTCHA?!

Your routine sounds pretty played out.
Find a way to improve Your scenario.
Have fun and take pics, cuz ten years from now either all of what You know will be gone, or most of Your "crust punk" friends will be dead.
Rise above shit instead of drowning in it.

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BOI

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You got access to Sup Forums but not google?

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He was the shitposter of the age.

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thats right goy don't learn anything

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Watching this makes me feel physically ill.

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Diogenes is Sup Forums

Plato is Sup Forums

Plato is for traps.

Diogenes used to masturbate in public, so all you nofap folks just lost a hero.

>You are retarded.

And Diogenes would have mocked you like the fart-sniffing intellectual you are

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The irony of comparing his accomplishments even though he literally did not care

A contrarian that sits around jerking off and commenting on society while not being willing to actually move away from it. Yeah, pretty Sup Forums.

>he thinks just because people born in this era who were constantly given luxury, that they wouldn'y be able to handle themselves if they never experienced the good life and only ever lived on the street

humans are hardy creatures when they don't grow in a pile of wood and windows that makes them used to safety and weakness

besides, most people loved him and he lived within the city walls, I doubt things were bad for him at all

retarded racemixed americans lmao

I always wish that Stirner and Diogenes lived in the same era. Would have been hilarious to see them interact

Diogenes was truly unspooked.