Aqua is ready for the evening

Aqua is ready for the evening.
Are you?

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I’m ready to take advantage of her

>implying anyone here would end up being in that spot, top or bottom

Yes.

That feel when you'll never be in this situation in real life.

>the feels bar is open

Can aqua get pregnant considering every liquid she touches turns into pure water?

I used to have a normal love life until the internet and facebook became popular. Before I was one of a hundred and replaceable in a second.
Make mine a double scotch. Leave the bottle.

I'm up for a boxing match against her.

She would not be able to purify anything once she loses her mind.

>ready for the evening
Of puking and making a fool of herself?

>And then it happened.

Aqua is for feeding frogs, not babymaking.

Well since she can get drunk it seems her insides don't change liquids to water sooo, yes.

I want to make passionate love to Aqua-sama.

Semen is pure

You just need to try harder

Aqua is ready for the evening.
Are you?

Just need to hire a man to fuck her while I watch

I mean I'd do it for free, but if you're paying.

Yes.

That would make you a whore, wouldn't it?

A whore for Aqua-sama.

Good user.
Water is life.

What are her three sizes again?

her fucking face ruins what should be the perfect body, only aqua can do this

I don't know, does her breasts count as her waist when she's not wearing a bra?

I love that guy and his works.
I still want more.

is it strange one of my takeaways from this is that it'd be nice to be able to earn a house like theirs from adventuring

I'd like to fuck an Aqua.

>annoying
>complains
>needy

Aquafags are the worst

I spotted the Megumemefag

Name ONE thing that she has contributed to the group.

I can wait.

Face it, your slut goddess is nothing but a parasite.

>only an x-fag would dislike y

kazuma

She is the main reason of almost everything that happends in the series, aswell the solution.
The quickiest thing that I can think about right now is that without her, Kuzuma's party would be still living in the stables and not in the mansion that Aqua exorcised by herself.

I would be terrified if this happened.

>hate aquafags
>come to aqua threads

That reminds me, where can I go to find a Aqua?

Please refrain from posting pictures of my wife touching that parasite.

Don't call my demon wife a parasite!!!!!!!

Please answer my question.

>trying to get the booze is clearly just a ploy so she can keep fondling Aqua

clever girl

Purify the house they live in

unrelenting comedy gold situations which make the anime a fun watch

i'm ready for my date with megumin!

You'll need a lot of fucking oxigen since she is literally 50 levels over you kiddo

Why does she wear no pantsu

she's a slut user

It's DEEN ain't gonna explain shit

W-would it be rape

Going to need some source here, friend

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just came back from the store with lunch and some snacks, awww yeah

Who doesn't want to poke an Aqua in a phallic penile state? She's dumb too, so that helps get you in her real quick to dick.

at least that way they get to feel how their mom felt like raising them

...

Spotted the cuck

Jesus Christ, my fucking eyes.

Look, never ever post this in my face ever again.

Please delete this

you can tell her pussy stinks

Aqua a shit, Megumin best girl.

what do you think it smells like? haha

Different hole, same answer.

Gtfo

Fuck you, shit bag.

What would a meeting between Rance and Kazuma be like?

Awkward

OBSESSED

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hey at least he didn't make a thread about it

AUTISM

>Walk up each other
>Stare at each other for a second
>pic related happens
>every pair of female panties within town mysteriously go missing the overnight.

One of the things I like about aqua is that if she farted her farts would come out totally purified and smell like nothing; there'd just be wispy vapor coming out of her ass and tickling your nose.

ha ha

What does Aqua's pussy taste like?

My semen.

>water pollution

And I doubt Aqua would be able to get her old job back

>ywn impregnate a goddess and be the father of a demigod

So this is how Kazuma and Aqua spend their off days.

Aqua seems to get featured in a lot of instant loss 2-koma.

She's so beautiful.

Is that a new release from the CHOYGEDO/CHOYKUZU series?

No, it's from Tam-U. New doujin being released at C93.

Thanks, user.

She can.

No she isn't OP. She's drunk, even worse she doesn't have any panties on, she never has any panties on LOOK, you can clearly see. She's in no shape to go anywhere. I'd give her some water and throw away all the liquor honestly.

so much for job security

With a lot of drunken happy fucking?

She's resuscitated Kazuma a bunch of times, even if she was responsible for a few of those times.

Pregnancy doesn't happen in a day, retards.

>Wake up
>See this
wat do?

Check if it has a penis.

If so, kick out and lock the doors. Possibly call the cops.

If not, rape.

>aqua isn't always ready

Get them a better drink.

does aqua free bleed?

It's unlikely that goddesses have periods.

R A R E
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But Aqua is not skinny

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But she does