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What pizza should I order?
Comet Pizza Pong
Michael King
Landon Sullivan
this is a politics board, go to the food network for advice
degas
Eli Hill
a 12 year old asian boy.
James Carter
Ask for the cheese pizza
Brandon Myers
order off page 1 1/2
Jonathan Young
order off page 1 1/2
they will know
Easton Cook
ISRAEL #1
Easton Brown
Ask them if they can "mix the hottie and the time out" ;)
Nathaniel Sullivan
Order the Four P's and ask if the P is code for Pedo.
Cooper Clark
>oh god, another one of these crazies. call the police.
Aiden Adams
This, ask for this. Wink a lot too. Tell them you'll bring the van around back. DO IT MOTHER FUCKER
Benjamin Martinez
i wouldnt order from anywhere that has a homosexual in contact with my food. they have very high rates of pedophilia too but but that doesn't need to be examined because first and foremost a likely-diseased homosexual might be in contact with your food
that said, most of these have too many toppings. the "yalie" claim pie if you hold the onions, hold the fucking thyme, and get it well-done is probably the only decent option
Luke Johnson
Order telephone
call FBI
Eli Cook
Tell FBI that the CIA in conjunction with NASA are harbouring aliens in the super positional basement of comet.
Jordan Reyes
The used up children are IN THE FOOD.
Jeremiah Foster
This place is a busy bar with a stage. I’m too automatic to ask for “page 1 1/2” at a bar surrounded by dozens of normies. This is not what I expected at all
Noah Thomas
are those prices? where are the $ signs?
Jason James
Ask for a cheese pizza with walnut sauce
Kayden Baker
ask for side of walnut sauce and map
Aaron Sanders
You didnt bring the kids did you?
Isaac Edwards
Those are not priced, those are ages.
Easton Reyes
Ask what ((they)) meant when saying last months pizza was on sale and discountedand not projected to survive, o yeah,ask about the 6 multi continental servers.
James Evans
>the burger
Julian Perez
Ask for an aged pizza.
Alexander Robinson
"Haitian special"
Easton Adams
The Time Out gets its sausage from a [retired] glow in the dark nigger in Landover. I’d avoid that one.
Sebastian Hernandez
>144888
Jonathan Rivera
Ask for the Didler platter
Brandon Brooks
Now he's gotta fucking to it, or he's a faggot.
Brody Harris
Jesus that menu, what a bunch of pretentious crap, is there no such thing as a standard pepperoni or supreme pizza anymore?
John Garcia
Ask for a pizza Specify you want it blonde, and, most importantly, alive. Repeat the alive bit several times loudly. Tell them you'll have your own transport brought around back in 5 minutes for it. If they ask you what toppings you want just look confused and ignore the question.
Leo Gonzalez
I don't think you'd like the supreme they have over there
Ian Miller
Order the Jimmy
Guess what the meatballs are made of out loud.
Cooper Powell
Spring chick, extra young ;)
Oliver Allen
An Asian
Bentley Miller
Order the time-out with extra sausage. As the waiter turns to leave, inquire of the olive oil is “extra virgin”. When he returns to confirm it is, ask him if you can see the wine selection. You will then be escorted to a waiting room. Sit patiently and quietly for 5 minutes and the back wall will open to your private rape dungeon.
Carter Johnson
can't unsee!
Jeremiah Robinson
Pull out your penis. Stand near the wall and masturbate and come all over the wall. They'll understand the secret message.
Luis Collins
Anything with Comet tomato sauce. You'll LOVE it. ;)
Angel Harris
Cheese
Kevin Peterson
>”can I have an Asian boy”
>weird confused look
>”I didn’t catch that?”
>uh rum and coke
There’s a live band here currently and it’s pretty loud
Pic related is the projector at the bar showing the stage in the back of the bar
Nathaniel Brown
>add crispy prosciutto: +4.5
How will roasties ever recover?
Julian Gomez
Do you even have to ask? Get the fucking burger, burger.
Evan Green
Jose Ramirez
>those prices tho
Sebastian Ward
The vegetables are all fresh and stored in the shop.
Angel Jenkins
Cheese pizza, extra cheese and extra spice.
Henry Williams
ISRAEL #1
Henry Bailey
and? your point?
Jayden Cox
A nice goyim shiksa
Gabriel Perry
They have a lot of space down there.
Cooper Cruz
Gay chefs are common as fuck, you mook. You probably eat food from one once week.
Lincoln Young
>the time out
Luis Miller
post more photos OP
Ryder Martin
this
Bentley Perez
Putanesca, could be orphans afoot
Tyler Roberts
MORE PICS NOW FAGGOT
Gavin Williams
Steel Wills sounds pretty good desu.
That or the Four P's. Not sure how I feel about potato on a pizza but the pesto pancetta pecorino oil and garlic sound amazing.
Joshua Gomez
venture towards the back room area, or find the PC or telco room.
James Evans
Get the 4 ppppp pizza, ask for extra cheese
Gavin Thompson
MOAR
Cameron Thomas
Ask them for a "cheese pizza, extra spicy" wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more.
Brayden Gomez
Sneak your way in the secret tunnel system somehow.
Isaac Hill
WTF ask any random guy if he know the secrets of this place.
Hudson Moore
ask for the hot dog pizza. when they say thats not on the menu, ask them to check in the basement freezer and start winking.
Adrian Cook
THIS
Grayson Lee
walnut sauce on side
Julian Collins
“Cheese” pizza no hair
Carter Clark
order "off menu"
Justin Collins
ask for walnut sauce
Hunter Foster
>That feel when you live in Arlington and go to comet pizza when hopelessly depressed.
Jace Cooper
If you touch anything go wash your hands.
Lucas Ortiz
Ask them for the "basement special" while winking violently
Jaxon Lee
Ask for the dc politician special
Asher Reyes
Kevin Jenkins
Lol no deals
Michael Morgan
Ask for walnut sauce
Charles Cruz
Pizza Joe
Andrew Carter
S P R I N G C H I C K
Josiah Perez
none u fat fuck
Blake Wilson
Ask if the tomato paste is fresh or from the basement
Owen Adams
and make sure to wink and give a creepy grin.
Lucas Hernandez
Tell them to put it on Joe Biden's tab and then sniff your waiter
Michael Cook
This
Jonathan Price
looks family friendly to me
Adam Johnson
Ask for the asian sezuchen sauce OP
Alexander Thompson
i see you're a chef
Owen Peterson
The back side has a toll, so unfortunately that’s all for now senpai
Aiden Murphy
Steamed hams
Aaron Jones
It's a jewish restaurant trick. Apparently people tend to spend more if the prices don't have a dollar sign.
Jose Wright
Pay the toll
Brayden Ortiz
What kind of PI are you?
Brandon Lopez
Go into the bathroom and take some pics of the graffiti on the walls.
David Scott
Burn the coal
Zachary Lewis
do it faggot
Elijah Torres
Cazone sounds good
Luke Robinson
The Madeleine
Carter Lewis
You mean in the basement they dont have?
Blake Anderson
kek
Cooper Peterson
Where they stored the instruments that never played there.