/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD -REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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The shilling on this board is off the fucking charts tonight. Anybody else want to get comfy and ignore the bullshit?

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>he's going to drive his scooter into the wall

>yelling and screaming and keeps running his electric scooter into the wall.

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5th for ISRAEL

Gonna be a good night, guys.

>sex offense, other

What the fuck even is that?

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Public exposure maybe?

>good morning

>there's nothing good about it.

What's wrong, sassy?

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I'm guessing it's something that almost defies belief, Chicago denizens being what they are.

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>4 shots fired
ah ah ah

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>3.... 3 shots fired in the alley

Ah Ah Ah

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>all trains shut down on the red line

Something going on or just some junkie passed out on the tracks again?

ATTENTION BOOMERS

EAT SHIT

13th for ISRAEL

Evening Roberts. /comfy/?

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Forgot my namefaggotry when posting OC.

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>male beaner
>gunshot wound to the thigh
>good condition

>Male hispanic
>shot in left side
>good condition

Reckon this beaner has health insurance or is the American taxpayer going to pick up a quarter million dollar hospital bill to patch this shitbird back up?

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Who even knows.

Someone hit their head on a moving train or something is what I caught. Probably a fatality if they shut all the trains down.

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Good morning, Robert. You missed some outstanding coonery Wednesday night.

Also I made some OC out of some of the pictures you posted last week.

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Looks pretty awesome. Can I get a quick rundown?

>death investigation
>19 year old female passed

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Prostitutes out working with their babies in strollers. Some old fashioned hammer time. Nigger trying to sell a couple handguns to random passers by. Other niggers selling guns and assault rifles in an apartment. The count was very busy with shots fired. Male Hispanic with his pants down jacking it in front of a store window.

That's the highlights as I recall. Definitely a busy night for coonery anyway.

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>gangbangers hanging out with guns
>known to shoot

>hanging out at an abandoned building
>known to shoot

Be careful, Robert!

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>got one in custody

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>they are sending electrical signals through caller's walls to shock him
>he demands to speak to the police.

>neighbor is sending electric signals through his wall to shock him

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Sounds like a normal Wednesday to me.

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>DOA
>enrique rodriguez
>23 year old beaner
>body in the car

>6 shots then a break then 3 more shots

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>SIX
>SIX SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
>then a break
>THREE
>THREE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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>>DOA
>>enrique rodriguez

MAGA

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>3 or 4 gunshots in the area

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Pretty much. Oh, there was also a brawl in the emergency room... friends of whatever nigger had been shot.

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>male was pepper sprayed by 3 females


Why do niggers cry during sex?
Pepper spray

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>drunk roastie in a cab

>electronic discharge weapon

Damn i've missed these threads.
pure comfiness

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>beaner throwing rocks at the building

>Mohammed got robbed by Jose

Doing the jobs Americans won't do.

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>male hispanic robbed muhammad and beat him with a stapler

>callers son is cutting himself and burning holes into his skin
>biracial
>drug addict

>video of him doing drugs and stabbing himself
>going to need to break the door down.

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>male shot on the steps outside
>he is crying

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Just started listening. A few different stops

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Stolen car left in an ally. Dispatcher sounds sexy

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Damn listening but this is my summer jam tbqh

Large gathering but it isn't an issue. A few pullovers and licence checks. Domestic violence, a few bad parkjobs.
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
Join us, summer is better but spring is still pretty good. The urban youths getting out of school are what make it fun

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bodysnatchers being called

That's what, 4 corpses tonight?

Did she say 72 hours to get back to them??

Any of you guys read that old "Chicago police dept." stories about a series of crime scenes that had blacks with missing hands and grenade fragments at the scene?

Turns out some guy had been selling grenades to the local gangs and was using fireworks fuses. There wasn't any sort of delay on the fuses to the gang members would pull the pins and the things would instant blow up in their hands.

janitor acting crazy!

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Things are slowly heating up. Memorial Day weekend should be a bloodbath and the whole summer will be nonstop mayhem through about November.

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>Turns out some guy had been selling grenades to the local gangs and was using fireworks fuses.

I hope they gave him a medal for crime prevention.

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>Muhammad's the caller

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Police dispatched to wrong house

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>Mohammed is the caller

Mohammed should piss off back to goatfuckistan where he won't have to deal with Male Black.

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Roger the robbery Robert

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Male black with a gun black jacket dark blue

>male arabs in a BMW making gun gestures

Male black's firearm may be fake. It has an orange tip.

"unarmed teen" shot in 3....2.....1.......

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>several shots fired

How many fucking shots!

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>person shot

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Shots fired and person isn't responding to EMS
This guy is well into his 50s

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Yep

Bounce outta here Doug

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>person shot in the chest in the alley

ISRAEL #1

They think they know where the shooter ran off into. MORE SHOTS IN THE ALLY FIED. Black hoodie. Unknown number of shots, unknown number of vics.
Hit and run on a parked car
I am cozy with my gf by my side listening to some sweet CPD
quads of truth

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Someone's shot and bleeding out in an alley?

One gunshot to the chest, but this may be about the other guy

>pulled a knife on him and burned him with hot grease

>gunshot wound to the chest

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Battery in progress in front of a laundry mat.
Drag racing

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Been waiting to see this one again. Thanks!

>>pulled a knife on him and burned him with hot grease

Welcome to Real Robert Hours.

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First name is literally osama?

YES BABY
THE CHIRAQ IS BACK

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>last name is Al Rami Osama

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>male white

First one of the night

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>8 to 10 loud reports

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>3 shots fired

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>Dammit, Robert, watch your keys!

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body in a white blanket in an alleyway

>something wrapped in a blanket
>the size of a human body

>something wrapped in a white blanket
>looks like a body

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Damn, the kid dispatcher sounds like she's having a rough night.

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Haven't seen one of these in a while. Glad you're back.

>7 shots fired

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some good coonery tonight. I'm going to sleep but there should be plenty of comfy left tonight

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man /cpd/ is not what it used to be

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anyone watching the Sacramento chimpening/party?

youtube.com/watch?v=zSGEUON8Wkc

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