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A typical shounen protag reaches the big evil boss. There he sees a bunch of other heroes, with every of them being like they were protags of it's own anime, but from different genres. A robot, mahou shoujo, a hard-boiled policeman, a demon, an angel, etc, about 30 of them, and everyone wants to defeat this evil guy. Rest of the episode is them trying to defeat him, but they're just interfering each other. A half-hour comedy OVA/ONA.

Huge ass ecchi

A nerdy kid and meteorology freak somewhere in the times before the internet is the only one to realize that it rains more often than explainable when he goes home from school.

He uses scientific methods and statistical measurements around town to track down the path of an elusive and mysterious local rain source which turns out to be some kind of weather/fertility god girl his age that lets it rain wherever she goes.

But that was the easy part, the hard part is befriending her!

Nerdy love romance with a focus on moody weather effects and educational funfacts about meteorology.

ED by The Weepies: youtube.com/watch?v=1Gp1r2vGi18

Four high school girls

loli fanservice with 2 older motherly girls with big plots. Sup Forums would love it

In this story, the cold war ended on much friendlier and agreeable terms between the east and the west, somewhere in the early 80s.
The leaders of the world all come together, sincere in their wish to create a better future for all of humanity.

The only problem is, what should the bloc powers do with their secret arsenal of weaponry and surveillance equipment, not to mention the army of spies, terrorists, black ops, courtesans, torturers and assassins, most trained from a young age to deeply hate the ideological opposition and being extremely distrustful, paranoid and scheming by nature of their job?

The answer is, to not disturb the peace preparations, they are all sent undercover to a small-medium italy/croatia-esque fictional mediterran island with very unclear (some say entirely made up) instructions and the strict order that leaving the island before the end of their (most non-existant) mission is punishable by death. Were they just disposed of here to rot? Is this whole peace project a sham? Is there a much deeper secret to be uncovered?

Focuses on a mix of classic Frederik Forsyth-esque spy techniques with stylish mediterran SoL about a bunch of dangerous and paranoid people, many ideological arch enemies, having to live in close vicinity to each other - as well as the individual coping or deny strategies about their situation.
Featuring MKULTRA, Gladio, the RAF, the japanese red army, all kinds of three letter agencies, various LSD and mind control experiments and a cameo appearance by Carlos the jackal.

A grim-bright setting anime about a Not!Catholic spreading the good word, fighting corruption of all kinds, and redeeming those lost and forgotten by the world.

>Mobile Suit Gundam White Wolf

700 years ago near the end of the Sol Age where the various human factions united after years of constant wars, humanity managed for the first time go beyond the boundaries of the Sol System and discover new worlds. The Celestial Age began and the Terran Federation came into being, resulting in a new era of peace, prosperity and progress.

However, with time, the Federation grew more and more corrupt. This resulted in heavy taxation and oppression of the colonies furthest on the edges of Federation space. Thus 700 years since humans traveled beyond their home system, war has come back and the War of Stars begun. The colonies tried to fight the Federation and their Mobile Suits, yet they could barely fight them...that was until an unexpected turn of events occurred.

The Death’s Head Legion, the most brutal and battle-lusting soldiers of a independent faction known to humanity, fought on behalf of the colonies after witnessing how rotten and atrocious the Federation became. The Death’s Head soldiers cut bloody swathes of Federation forces, yet ultimately perished due to attrition and traitors in their midst. Their sacrifice however, gave the colonies the time to develop their own weapons and win their independence, forming thus a unified front and dividing the Terran Federation into the Inner Sphere Federation and Outer Sphere Alliance.

30 years passed since the end of the war. Ragnarr Radulf is a simple farmer living with his adopted son Rand and daughter Alf on the colony of Silf of the League of Independent Planets. The three simply want to live a quiet life, yet their peace is shattered when the colony is attacked by an unknown force. Little did anyone know that Ragnarr is in fact not human, but an android who is a extension of a machine that was one of the Death’s Head Legion’s Honor Guard. The legendary Gundam White Wolf. And this sentient Mobile Suit will fight so that he and his family can live peacefully.

Mc comes on group of lolis. The end.

I just want some urban battle royale anime like Fate/zero or Darker than Black.
>high octane battle scenes and comfy city stills with jazz music in the background.
>each contender isnt some high school bitch boy playing the whole "i dont wanna kill no body"
>people are betrayed, alliances are made and broken, keikakus are formed and acted out.

id die happily if something like this exists
>pic semi related

Our story follows a regular guy of about high school age (1st year or third, depending upon the demographic you're trying to sell to), he's completely average in everything except for his girlish looks and deceptively feminine name. A cute girl approaches him after the entrance ceremony and asks him for help fixing a bike chain, assuming he is a female in male dress. While he is fixing the chain, she pricks him with a needle and puts a drop of blood onto a runestone or some other magical artifact, which then begins to glow, and time around them stops as the girl explains that the world is in great danger from some evil or another, and that they are in great need of a hero. In her speech, she will use a female specific pronoun, and MC-kun will correct her, telling her he's actually a boy. At hearing this, she will become visibly flustered, and then explain that the drop of blood was to seal the contract to make MC-kun a magical girl, who will transform at the "call for justice" into a typical magical girl outfit. Shenanigans ensue when some time passes and he's almost forgotten about it, when the stone she gave him begins to glow as he changes out of his gym clothes. Two boys walk in, and immediate embarrassment ensues. The anime will be one season of cross dressing gags and an exceptionally lecherous main villain who is constantly after MC-kun. In the final episode big bad is defeated by embarrassment at finding out MC-kun is a boy.

Bonus if main villain knows he's a boy and lusts after him anyway, and says things like "cute is justice!"

It would be nice to see what kind of evil boss would end up going against so many different types of heroes. Besides that, genre mixing is fun, even though I can't recall any recent good examples.

Like, an ecchi about girls with huge asses?

Would probably need other girls.

Things like that don't sound right for an anime

An average high school boy transfers into a new school. Unexpectedly his childhood friend who he hasn't seen in years transfers in on the same day. However, his childhood friend whom the MC thought was a boy turns out to be a girl. Stranger still, the childhood friend had thought the MC was a girl. A quirky romantic comedy of mistaken identity begins.

Is it just crossdressing or does he actually transform into a girl in mahou shoujo form?

add some marriage issues and scheming bastard half brothers and it sounds like something Shakespeare could have come up with on a bad day.

An average high school girl is hit by a deadly Japanese truck. She wakes up in a fantasy world that runs on game mechanics. However, she finds that she's no longer a cute girl, but a rough looking male knight with full plate armor and an axe the size of a horse, that she(male) can lift effortlessly. Looking around, the MC spots a dude wearing wizard looking robes. He explains that the body she's in is an artificial creation, a golem that is insanely strong and nearly immune to magic. However, it's normally unable to move unless the soul of a person from another world is housed inside it. He assures he MC that after completing the task of slaying the demon lord, he will return her soul to her own world. The MC embarks on this quest to regain her life and cuteness.

The wizard dude lied, powering the body is slowly draining her soul, and once it's gone completely, the MC will cease to exist entirely with no chance of reincarnation or any afterlife. The story is mostly the MC discovering the truth and deciding if she should finish her quest despite this, since the demon lord is really irredeemably evil and doing shit that would make dark eldar think is going a bit too far, or take revenge on the wizard dude and let the world burn. The demon lord adds to this conflict, by offering the MC a way to survive and even regain her female body if she agrees to become his servant.

How abut a scheming bitch onee-sama? When they were little she forced the MC to dress as a girl frequently which is why the childhood friend thought he was a girl. She's still trying to get the MC to crossdress for her through blackmail and in exchange for favors.

Ronin failes his second university entrance exam in a row. Fearing that his parents will cut off his funds. He creates a fake college to fool his parents. As he ropes more people into his scam. He ends up attracting other ronins looking for a college. Then ends up going legit and his fake college is accredited.

Wasn't this the plot of an american comedy movie in the late 20-aughts?

some dude finds some small portal in his school's science lab or whatever and he can throw shit into it, but only inanimate objects. little does he know that this portal leads to the past into the house of some guy. This guy thinks he is in contact with some kami and they try to communicate with each other. They decide to help each other by having the edo guy influence events in the fiture by changing things while the modern guy gives the edo guy modern goodies to aid him. Hilarity ensues.
You can see what this is inspired by.

indeed, it was called S.H.I.T.

>Virtual Sky Lanterns
It was once tradition for people to create sky lanterns, sending their prayers along up towards the heavens and hoping their messages would be answered. An app available for augmented reality devices renovates this ancient tradition: personal handwritten requests are now contained in virtual sky lanterns, publicly released into the night sky.

People carrying AR devices, such as contact lenses, smartphones or glasses, can see these messages under the viewing options. The plot follows two individuals encountering each other in a city, competing to answer these sky lanterns.

One of the individuals is a young woman volunteering for the recognition. She desires to improve her karma profile, a popular online trend designed to record altruistic actions. The second character is a heartbroken young man answering the sky lanterns to cope with separation.

Discovering these motives fosters concern. The young woman sees the young man answering the sky lanterns as an excuse to neglect the losses he suffered. The young man sees the young woman as a lonely person using the sky lanterns in hopes of find meaning in her vacant life.

As the two characters work together for certain requests, they begin to understand each other, eventually leading them to answer one another’s sky lantern request: helping the young man accept separation and finding a purpose in life for the young woman.

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Black mirror but with anime(every episode is standalone) satirizing and subverting the shit out of anime tropes and modern japanese society.

Akira Ōhashi is transported to Daisuru after making a post on an internet forum focused on paranormal phenomena. In this universe, a war between Ghosts and humans has been waging for the past 1,000 years. Akira is attacked by a ghost soon upon entry but is rescued by Googi Boyma, one of the humans who fights against the ghosts.

Humans who fight ghosts are called "slides". In this world, the soul can be understood through quasi-scientific means... when the body begins to die and the soul is "released" from it, it produces a "bathos" or sinking field that pulls the soul toward the underworld. However, cases where the body recovers and re-attaches the soul to itself, the bathos field can be re-activated and used to fight ghosts... hence the name Slide.

Akira was apparently pulled into the parallel Earth of Daisuru by a rougue Slide currently being hunted by Boyma named Reich. This Slides unique power is to pull objects from parallel worlds, but Boyma has never heard of him bringing in a person. The two set out two find Reich and hopefully find a way for Akira to get back home.

A boy whose family is part of the Yakuza makes money by charming clueless young girls, physically and mentally abusing them, then sending "tips" to social workers(who also work for the Yakuza) to come take the girls away from their "abusive parents", then they are relocated to "foster" homes where they become prostitutes.

Samurai in space

Iyashikei?

how about an anime show about nothing?

Lolis skateboarding competively.

cute girls doing cute underground rapping battles

>Loli Hawk Pro Skater

>A boy in his mid twenties, was a Chuunibyou in his younger years.
>Still a little, but never expresses it physically.
>Has short day dream sequences that goes on his head while he does mundane things at work or at home.
>whenever he sleeps he's always in his make-believe form.
>One day he he notices his body changing little by little
>his Chuunibyou form is slowly becoming part of his real life.
>Story is about how a normal human being is slowly developing super powers, being terrified of it, and not knowing what to do with it.
>He has no enemies to fight, and whenever he uses his power many innocent people die since things like double jumping in real life is technically space/time breaking.
>First person who sees him is is work crush and he accidentally kills her.
>Slowing going mad.
>Tries to kill himself several times, but since his Chuunibyou is immortal, he cannot die.
>still no way to exert his power. Has to release his power or else it will come out on it's own, potentially killing innocents.
>still has to try to live a normal life.
>while the government/police investigates what's going on.
>if he reveals anything he basically explodes and destroying the world.

Goes from comedy/slice of life to drama/psychological

Loli E-sports: The Anime

Just cross dressing, much to his embarrassment.

A man is caught up in a fatal traffic accident that leaves his body completely unviable. Fortunately his brain survives and in a stroke of genius the doctors take it and implant it within the chassis of a service droid meant for private ownership.

Due to an administrative error the cyborg is accidentally disposed of and sold off at a flea market to an incredibly misanthropic christmas cake who hates humans and has isolated herself in her mansion surrounded by robots and machines to keep her company. The cyborg plays along with his role as her personal assistant and the two slowly develop a strong emotional bond based entirely on his lie of not being human.

We watch the woman slowly grow old with the cyborg by her side keeping her company and eventually becoming her caretaker when she becomes too weak to take care of herself. In the final episode the woman, now confined to her bed and on the verge of death, calls the cyborg forward and puts her withered hands on his cold, rusted, cheeks.

"If only you could've been human" she whispers with tears in her eyes. The cyborg then regrets everything he's done and rusts away.

I'm the protag, I am VERY cool and succeed at eveything.

some random dude sees a calamity happening. He goes back to the past with some time traveling shit. He mutates while going back to the past and ended up a deformed monster.

He tries to warn people about the calamity that he saw. They ignore him and are afraid of him thinking he's a monster and some people are attacking him. Outraged, he takes his revenge on people who just wouldn't listen,making him the calamity he saw in the future.

In the earliest days of the twenty second century mankind finally emerged victorious amongst the stars.

We left the Earth with high hopes and only two real goals. The first was simple. We wanted to explore and conquer the final frontier. The second was simultaneously just as simple and yet vastly more complex.

We sought contact.

We had long believed that we were not alone, that somewhere out among the void there had to be another race, possibly many, who were awaiting our arrival. Whether as an enemy or an equal we did not know; but either way we as a species had dreamt of that first meeting for centuries.

We were disappointed.

The emptiness of space lived up to its title. Except for us no other ship traveled the cosmos. Except for us no other race spread out into the sky. There was no great enemy, no steadfast ally, no empire or confederacy spanning the galaxy. We found no sign of the little green or gray men which we had long believed to have been watching our people and visiting our world and whom we thought would be there to greet humanity as we stepped out into the wider universe.

Just us.

>MC who is in 3rd year middle school confessed his love to one of the most popular girl (also 3rd year) in school
>she accepted his confession, together they become the most lovey dovey couple in school
>before graduation they decide to enroll to the same high school together
>on the first day of high school the couple are shocked to find the school in chaos due to the ongoing war between male students/staffs and female students/staffs where they are overthrowing the opposite sex and turn the school into an all male or all female high school
>the school staff demanded the couple to break up and join their respective sexes
>to the school's shock and outrage the couple refuses to break up, unwittingly created a 3rd faction in school and almost immediately there's students and staffs who got sick of the war join their side
>now it is a 3 way war for control of the school, though the couple just want to spend their high school life lovey dovey

Mahouka is already a thing.

Another cute romance show without the excessive bullshit drama like Tsuki ga Kirei.

You can work with this.

>Tomo-Chan

>Spark
>Demographic: Battle Shonen
>Starting Main characters:
Kazumi- MC with strength powers.

Grant Iekata- Ex-Lieutenant of the 50 Hunter Force with Flame powers who joins the MC after a jumble of circumstance. MC’s second faction member.

Adrienne Frasier- Adventurer with Water powers who is later revealed to be an adopted daughter from one of the noble 50 families, that wanted to exploit her hidden powers. MC’s first faction member.

>Main Plot:
"Archfantasy" is a fabled artifact hidden somewhere in "Reverse"-- which is the opposite half of the world where shit goes down most, if not; all of the time. Adventurers everywhere set off from home - MC is of course, an optimistic adventurer.
World is a mixture of modern, futuristic, and medieval depending on location.

>Power System:
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>OP:
Man’s Not Hot - Big Shaq

>EPISODE ONE: Enter Kazumi
First Town is a "50 Hunter" Base (Translator’s note: 50 Hunters; basically people paid by the Government to hunt down those who seek Archfantasy. Founded by the 50 Nobles.)
There's a young lieutenant there with the ability to control flames, another Awakened Soul. Some small-time 50 hunter recruits catch wind of our MC, Kazumi, and attempt to take him down for fame. Kazumi beats them up effortlessly. Reactions include; "nAnI!? An Awakened Soul!?" and the troops head back to tell the Lieutenant.
By Sundown-- Lieutenant and Kazumi meet; Lieutenant introduces himself as Grant. The two battle. (Insert 1/3 Animation Budget Here.) Grant is stronger- Kazumi lands a blow; everyone is shocked. Grant finally begins taking him seriously and the two use their Awakened Souls to go head to head. Wave of Water collides with Grant just as he approaches-- sending him back while a voice calls out to Kirin from an alleyway. [Cue first shot of Female Lead grinning mischievously to MC while telling him to follow her]

rate please. i treid.

SoL of cute girls working for a JAV company.

JAV stars make cameo appearances.

MC is a virgin shy girl wanting to break into the industry.

Main character is a fat otaku who gets no womens. He hangs out with other ugly otaku in some nerd club like anime or video games, where they bond over nerd shit and their girl problems. One of their friends goes into a foreign exchange program and only comes back for their final year of high school. He's now an in shape, charismatic Chad who's able to hit up women on the regular.
However he hasn't forgotten his kinship with his friends, and being the bro he is he makes it his mission that each and every one of them gets a girlfriend, with the main character needing the most work due being the most self conscious and introverted, among other things.

>In the near future, loli sports has become the most popular events in the world
>loli baseball, football, basketball, handegg, golf, MMA etc etc exist and it's event expanding to loli e-sports
>loli sports become so popular that international sports organizations created international tournament, the most famous sporting event being the "Lolimpics"
>Japan, being one of the pioneer of loli sports have recent did very poorly in the Lolimpics as they get BTFO'd by other countries, Japan did so poorly in the last Lolimpics that they failed to win a single medal
>Japanese government is embarrassed that this shamefur dispray that the restructure of the Japan's Lolimpics Team is in effect
>MC, a lolicon sports otaku was hired to be the head coach of Japan's Lolimpics Team
>The government expects the team to be the top medals earn in the next Lolimpic held in Japan which is in 6 months or being fired is the least of MC's worries
>Good Luck MC and bring the Japan Lolimpics Team to glory!

A disgusting fujoshi NEET and a fat, disgusting otaku hikki who works at home swap bodies. Disgusted with their new looks, they both decide to get fit so they can live out their fantasies. Once they do get fit, they swap back.

Actually like this idea. And the fact that they'll both end up with each other's ideal body could lead to a romance ending.

A prince is due to ascend the throne, but on the day of his coronation, he falls off his horse and breaks his neck.
After being entombed, he awakens as a lich and comes to the conclusion that the only way to erase this embarrassment from history is to slaughter every living creature on the planet.

A harem series where our MC isn't the one with the harem, rather the obligatory best friend in one.

One day he receives a note after school saying that one of the girls in the harem is not in love with the harem lead but in love with him. Puzzled at first, he quickly brushes it of as a prank to catch him of guard since he has made no effort in trying to have a appealing personality, in fact you could say he has made an extra effort to be able to easily catch the ire of most people.

However day by day he keeps receiving the same note with the same wording. Insulted someone would think he would fall for such a half-assed prank, he embarks on a hunt to find who is sending the notes.

Determined to quickly put a end to this prank he hits an early road block since the note offers no hint, confronting anyone in such a straight up manner would probably make them lie and going around accusing asking god knows how many people if they wrote this note is a pretty good way to receive a slap in the face.

So with hardly anyone knowing what he's up tom he sets out discretely to observe whether or not anyone has any other reactions to him other than the usual disinterest, mild annoyance, one word away from being strangled, etc. that be can be taken as a clue to who is sending the note and pay them back ten fold for thinking they could get one over on him.

>he awakens as a lich and comes to the conclusion that the only way to erase this embarrassment from history is to slaughter every living creature on the planet.
Lich logic at it's finest.

Slice of life/ Ecchi anime where four high school girls go on a road trip. Maybe they're struggling musicians? In the last episode they arrive at a cliff and they decide to commit suicide. They promise to jump at the same time. But then one of them remembers how they had fun on the way there. she gets cold feet and doesn't jump. The end credits are just her sitting silently in the car as she drives home.

Do you require some psychological assistance user?

Guy gets sent to another world. Gets harem. Hooks up with just the first girl he met.

Man gets turned into a dog and amasses a dog harem. He gets turned back into a human but the dogs still want to fuck him.

Battle anime where kids fight with fidget spinners

After 1000 years of living the Isekai MC passed away, and society crumbles with him. All the structures and prosperity the world had was created by him and after his death either no one knew how to operate them or they got destroyed because the MC could not maintain them.

Several centuries later the world experienced a new dark age began as a influential church sprung around the dead Isekai MC and people are searching high and low for artifacts from the golden age to use as they try to rebuild society.

The next Keit-ai.

...

Our protagonist is shot and killed by an assassin.
But not just any assassin: a magic one.
He's cursed so his bullets turn his targets into famous historical figures, but because he never misses the vitals, this is inconsequential.
However, this time the bullet turns our protagonist into Jesus Christ, so after three days he resurrects and swears revenge.

He tracks down his killer by following the bodies of dead famous people, but finds out that because he's Jesus, he's not allowed to directly kill anyone.

So he has to get a magic spear that has the power to kill the main character of any book it impales, then follow his killer around and write a biography about him.
To finally kill him.

What title would you give this masterpiece?

>Mc gets Isakied by smartphone addicted sister after he returns home from retail work some night and bleeds out on a chair.
>He awakes in a dungeon as the boss and manages stuff by removing everything.
>Frees the trademark slave/haram characters (girls) .
>BUT WAIT SON MC DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO.
>Ends up being the George Costanza of the group of a strong but hopeless woman and a talented yet exploitable foxgirl, featuring other characters.
>MC and his hidden power of the old world (Nanomachines Son) eventually makes the dreams of his companions happen, as he is a candidate to walk in the domain of gods.

TyranoBuilder is on sale on steam.

An average high school boy has a secret. His mother is a succubus, making him a half demon. One day a mysterious girl transfers into his school. He doesn't pay much attention to her, but she's staring intently at him for the entire day. On his way home, he finds the girl waiting for him at the station. She challenges him to a duel, and reveals her true form, a succubus. It turns out she's really his aunt despite being the same age, and his mother is heir to the throne of the netherworld. His aunt tells him she's going to defeat him and then his mother so she can claim the throne for herself. However, his childhood friend stops her, revealing herself to be a fallen angel who is in service to his mother and him as heirs to the throne. The aunt flees, and the childhood friend tells the MC that he must train to use his demon powers in order to survive. His grandfather, the king of the netherworld is sick and the battle for succeeding him is already starting. Since his mother is the king's eldest child, she'd be first in line for the throne, and he'd be second. As such, any other claimants would have to kill both of them. Just then an angel descends from heaven and tells the MC that if he renounces his demon heritage and claim to the throne, heaven will ensure his safety. The angel appears to be a cute girl, but is actually a guy. Complicating things more, a Jr High girl appears before him and says she's the descendant of a powerful witch and wants to make a contract with the MC! Will the MC be able to have a normal high shcool life?

Crap didn't mean to quote, I just clicked on the last post to get the reply box.

A cute loli arrives from 20 years into the future. She tells the MC that flat chested girls no longer exist in the future. According to the loli, five years from present day, a virus spreads and all girls have cowtits by the time they're lolis. She says that MC's semen is the cure to this horrible virus, and that she needs him to cure patient zero, the source of the outbreak.
After the MC cures patient zero, the future loli thanks the MC and returns to the future, but five years from then, the outbreak still happens.
Here's where things get real.
15 more years after the outbreak, a loli with magic powers shows up and takes over the world.
The MC knows who this magic loli is, she's the loli from the future.
When the MC confronts her, she reveals that the MC's semen wasn't actually the cure, it was the cause.
Future loli had to travel back in time to force the MC to have sex to spread the virus, otherwise he would've died a virgin and it never would've spread.
Why did the future loli want to spread this virus? Because she's an alchemist that required human sacrifices in order to grant her immense power and become an immortal loli.
Oppai lolis are top heavy and tend to fall over a lot which got them into a lot of fatal accidents. These accidents were used as sacrifices in the future loli's alchemist ritual.
The MC returns to the past to save the future, only to find that him returning to the past caused a disturbance in the timeline.
The past MC of the new timeline found a cute girlfriend.
This story is battle of wits between MC and future loli. The MC has to break up the relationship before they have sex to prevent the virus from spreading, and the future loli has to keep them together to protect the future she created.

>he's Jesus, he's not allowed to directly kill anyone.

You haven't read the bible at all? Jesus as a young child, killed one of his friends. The father got mad at jesus for killing his son. Jesus, then resurrected the boy and made the resurrected boy tell his father that he wasnt killed by jesus.
The method of how jesus killed the boy but that's the jist of what happened.

What the hell are you on about?

"Have you ever punched someone so hard, that they became a door?"

One day common MC and school troupe of friends are fooling around in between classes, when suddenly...
A mean looking muscle man falls trough the window of the classroom, hes followed by another moustached muscleman wearing a tux and a small facemask.

Both start having an all out brawl in the school hallways, breaking shit and stuff

The mean muscleman throws a piece of furniture and by accident hits MCs childhood friend.
MC grabs a baseball bat and tries to beat the bad guy, but the opponent doesn't even flinch after the attack.

Using it as a distraction the elegant muscleman punch the villain so hard that the sound of the impact breaks the nearby windows

MC stares startled as the bad guy turns into a steel door. The elegant muscleman opens it and walkstrough. MC drops the bat and follows him. The door vanishes in front of all his classmates.

MC is then introduced to a strange group of masked men and women.

They fight those who they call "The antagonists", beings who seem human but follow a secret agenda. Among their strange properties is the most notorious, they become doors when defeated. But not everyone can open said doors.

Shinkai's next hit!

Shiro Manus is an exec working for Netflix. Looking around for new anime to adapt into LIVE ACTION, he shitposts on Sup Forums.

Out of nowhere a supposed femanon on Sup Forums becomes his muse as she /rec/s him the best most mimi animes this season.

He falls in love and realises that the femanon is not of this world but a parallel dimension where he is a she named Shiro Wamenus.

Together they quality post on which animes would make a great Netflix movie and bring in the muh sales. Hijinks ensure as their respective movies get actual hollywood productions, and thus they reflect on the NATURE OF ADAPTATION.

blue haired dude gets transported to a game where other weird colored underage girls follow him around and fanservice happens occasionally

he beats demons and stuff

hire me japan

In a world where one's life-worth is determined by predestined "frequencies",MC is a low-born that attempts to change his fate by starting a relationship with The Girl, a high born savant.

Despite teachers and parents who tell MC that The Girl and he are opposites which will never attract,MC attempts throughout his youth to court The Girl with no success.The Girl,being of high frequency,is unable to feel emotion;however, her goal is to feel love.MC's friend,Suzuka,tries to help MC raise his frequency,a feat claimed to be impossible.During his teenage years,MC uses magnets and other methods with no avail.

Upon returning as a young adult to The Girl's birthday,he claims to be able to raise his frequency and eventually manages a kiss from The Girl. The two walk home together.MC discovers with Suzuka that sound waves,when combined with gibberish 2-syllable words,are able to temporarily raise one's frequency.They create a phone device which,based on the atmosphere,is able to determine which words can raise one's frequency.

However, MC and The Girl discover that the words actually have mind controlling properties which caused their love. A government organization detains MC and his associates, revealing that this phenomenon had been known throughout history and was slowly forgotten. Unable to contact Suzuka, MC uses the words to paralyze his captors and escape.

He escapes to Suzuka's house,where Suzuka's father reveals that music,specifically that of Kenny Loggin,was able to balance everyone's frequencies and nullify the mind controlling power of words.Suzuka is able to calculate an equation based on music and discover that fate exists.He is able to predict the future and the destinies of others.MC and The Girl realize their love was caused by fate not choice.Finding this romantic,the two hold hands while Suzuka watches and realizes he can take over the world!

In a small town of northern Japan, Sukoshi "Suko" Mushimoro and Aika Mittsi, classmates since elementary, become high school students. During this time they begin to date and their conversations circle around the idea of what true tears really are, beginning after Suko's granduncle shares his story about a dead korean hooker with Suko.

After a trip the two take to New Zealand, Aika discovers she has key-AIDS, which limits her chances to go outside or see Suko. Once Suko learns the truth, he buys flight tickets to take Aika to Disneyland USA, a place she had always wanted to visit after missing a family holiday there, but she dies before she could board the plane.

The story takes place as a flashback through Suko's eyes as he and Aika's parents travel to USA to spread Aika's ashes in the place she had always wanted to see.

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

literally just Battle Royale adapted from manga into anime

Takumie Sudo is a 13 year old shy girl who originally lived in rural Obama,Fukui.1 day she found a boy who's a nerdy otaku and instantly "liked" him,and started keeping a diary recording all her fantasies about him and how they're going to be perfect for one another.She never found the courage to confess her love...I mean "feelings" for him until she found out he's transferring overseas.She tries to talk to him in a library on his last day in school,but instead bumps into him and drops her diary.

The boy picked up diary but never found the chance to return it back to her. After he'd moved to Paris, he opened up the diary in curiosity,and read it all in one night while masturbating... while imagining himself living the perfect live with Bob Sapp, and realises that he is in fact a massive faggot.He eventually gets a black north-african boyfriend to re-enact all the fantasies in the diary.

Meanwhile in Nihon,Takumie was forced to watch a LIVE! Nico Nico Douga video of a japanese boy fugging a BBC because her friends thought she acts too much like a virgin. She realises the boy in the video was the nerd boy she "liked". She goes into depression, but comes out of it full of rage against the penis and also she's an Androgyny Dyke now. She forms a counter-culture idol unit with other like-minded yuris , setting off on the mission to "Destroy all idols" and all 3DPD related to otakus and massive faggotry.

It's called "Love Lie!"

Dumb retard gets a second chance at life when he accidentally walks off of a 20 story balcony.
Falling to the ground he breaks his little skull right open and with new advances in technology they fix his brain and he's no longer retarded. But he's in the hospital for quite a while and all the nurses are super sluts so he gets into some real situations being previously retarded, he forgets to use protection and accidentally has about 10 kids. All his kids are females and they grow up fast, eventually they come to visit him in the hospital to say they are in love with their father. They are all now pregnant as well. His sister comes down from her business trip to visit him in the hospital and is very mad, scolding him for fucking the nurses and subsequently his daughters instead of her. She then kills him.

Anime of kumo desu ga nani ka except liveaction and the girl spider is hotblooded boy with kungfu skills .

OP by David the hasslehoff
>youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

Chio chan gets isekai'd into a game of Civilization IV, as a immortal ruler trying to take over the world. Hinjinks ensue as she tries different methods to win by muh Kulture and going into space. She starts out as the ruler of cavemen polacks.

A 30 year-old MC is an otaku and /vr/ gamer who returns back to his hometown to find it completely changed,except for a 2-storey manga rental store/house.When he enters the manga store,it looks exactly the same,like in the late 90s.He goes upstairs to browse the comics like he used to;it is also filled with random toys from the 80s and 90s.He unexpectedly sees a cute halfu(half nippon/white) loli named Meru whom he used to know and chats her up.Strange thing is,she didn't seem to have aged since the 90s,then again the oba-san running the store also looks like she never aged.Soon he meets the loli's sister who is now grown up with a daughter(Oga) who's slightly older than Meru.Oga causes awkward moments since she likes running around naked,masturbating and saying adult-like things.Meru asks MC about Oga's adultish antics,and he keeps trying avoid them and tells her to "just google it" which puzzles her.After a few days,newer post-90s manga and toys start appearing upstairs,and MC discusses with Meru about how newer manga is shit and panders to moefags with shit taste.

PLOT-TWEEST: MC eventually finds out from oba-san that he is actually dead and haunting the house while blinded by his own 3deep5u tastes.IRL the house is no longer a store,and Oga and her mom are the only real people living in the house.

Sup Forums pedo kills himself trying to escape the police and gets transported to a magic realm filled with naked lolis

But there's a catch: thanks to a strong, unknown magic he's unable to touch any of them

>Heroes rises up to overthrow the demi-humans and demons that rule over and control humans
>they gain the ability to transform into a semi-demon to fight the demons and demi-humans
>humans overthrow the demons and start to rise up all across the world, under MC's guidance
>things are going well and humans, despite their small numbers, are growing advanced and powerful
>MC starts to turn a little evil, exterminating entire villages
>entire races that he considers subhuman and a mistake made by God that he must fix
>human kingdoms are still small due to low population early on but growing
>he begins waging war to unite humanity
>starts killing peoples who were subservient to the demons in exchange for better treatment, calling them traitors to their species
>his fellow heroes were following along but they start to doubt his intentionts
>other human kingdoms gather to oppose MC's growing empire but they're not much of a match for his military and cunning, he doesn't even have to crush anyone himself
>he becomes like the demon king and his subordinates turn on him, beating him in combat and crippling him, but some of his fellow heroes can't stand to kill him, so he's cast out
>he wanders like a leper, disfigured, and without ever daring to speak his name
>when he's at death's door he's helped by people he once helped and hurt
>recovered and with a new state of mind he sets out to help humans and demis alike, without having to resort to violence and he does so for centuries, basically immortal by accepting demonic powers

But that's just the backstory. The actual series would be about him traveling around trying to reform other villains, who are modeled after archetypes.

Be more original, senpaitachi

A huge tower emerges in the outskirts of the city, and 12 people are chosen at random to become the gods of a new universe since ours is about to end.
To fully become gods they need to pass a series of challenges and tests related to the tower, while they try to understand their new powers and responsibilities as gods.
This leads to a series of conflicts between them, that ranges from personal to ideological, about the way they should act as gods, and if our world should be spared from the apocalypse and brought to the new world.
A battle royale of sorts occurs between the gods,to determine who will be the ones to actually rule the next universe.
serious ojou sama with a justice fetish, an edgy high schooler, a insane hobo, a cute girl turned cult leader, a stressed university student, a confused salaryman, Dr Manhattan if he was a innocent and playful schoolgirl, the world's most powerful neet, and some others

Infancy gospel of Thomas. Gnostic non canon work, but it addressed much of Jesus' early life.

Adaption of this light novel

Ego and Id as cute schoolgirls and Peter Gay/super ego as the final boss?

Literally Re:Creators except the plot is spread over two or maybe even three seasons, instead of being cramped into one.

If the MC nut, his mother dies

>MC-Kun gets hit by a truck and is sent to an isekai world
>It's basically a dumping ground for all the people who get isekaid
>he gets homesick immediately and mops around towns like a vagrant until he runs into a mature, busty female knight who's part of the police
>she treats him to some food and they talk about his situation
>"it sucks but what can you do, also you're an illegal immigrant"
>she takes him into custody and tells him that he can cooperate or be deported
>she's an immigration cop
>she handles illegal isekai immigration
>she says he can join them and help, or join the military to gain permanent status and then later citizenship
>he begrudgingly accepts and receives basic training and some equipment
>most of the show is him running around with the police trying to catch other isekai protagonists, including violent psycho martial artists, some loser in a tracksuit, several losers in a tracksuit, a guy playing hero when at most there are a few bad demihumans causing minor shit, a gaggle of highschool kids playing DQ
>some of them join the squad, others get sent to the military, some get deported, mainly the violent ones
>finale is an evil isekai politician who plans to lowkey take over the government by using magic to bring in more isekais until the police can't handle them and society has to acknowledge the new population instead of just deporting them

>MC is just an average dude with mild otakuisms
>busty cop is a ballbuster who's serious about the job but can't seem to realize that her sexy armor is inappropriate and bothers her squad
>lazy squad captain who's implied to be a genius and former military
>short, squirrely tomboy girl who's obsessed with the latest in isekai wrangling equipment
>cool and collected officer who frequently loses his shit in the field and lets loose his anti-isekai bias

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

9/10

A competent, swave, and likeable MC gains a harem consisting of different types of girls. Up to 12 in total. But, MC can only take one as his bride. It turns into a literal harem battle. Fights of strength, wit, wife attributes, and skills in motherhood put to the test.

Boy falls in love with a girl but turns out the girl was dead all along! Boy doesnt care because thats his fetish. After several dead undead hijnks he discovers that she was merely pretending to be dead so he kills himself for her.

shounen protagonist is confident in his abilities and never stumbles to talk to girls. he's also not a virgin

yeah i know totally bonkers i want to tear japan apart

The MC has the passive power of drawing people who could become a perfect couple to him and he also bears the curse that no one will be able to fall in love with him. We follow him on his journey of continuously getting cucked and friendzoned in comedic fashion despite him having every qualities of a perfect husband.

Already a thing.

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