You will never be the Texan eating his Whataburger at 1am.
Why even live?
You will never be the Texan eating his Whataburger at 1am
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>Eating carbs past 7pm
Stay amerifat
woah dude. I dont want to see your vomit. Clean up after yourself.
Oh sheeeeeiiitt. California throwing it down with animal fries to boot.
>not knowing what animal fries is
Might as well kys
Texas-T[rans fats]
We got in-n-out in the DFW area.
>believing retarded information from retarded physical trainers
The only thing that matters is you burn more calories than you consume.
Feels bad man. How's the weather there
Why is burger eating burger at 1am?
Also whataburger isn't anything special, don't fall for the hype. Texans just love to hype it up like they do anything Texan. I mean it doesn't suck, but you won't be blown away by it.
We have those here too, it sucks. Its a greasy BK burger.
Here too but the fries are shite
Oklahoma What-a-Burgers are better.
It’s the best fast food burger.
To soak up the beer.
Did you shart on your chips
To any Texan right now, if you see suspicious roadblocks on the high way or roads, drive past them immediately. They have been reported from Houston, Austin, all the way down to Waco Laredo and even the RGV. They are likely cartels so just stay safe
cannibalism is fun
Why not? I live a minute away, girlfriend is asleep, I couldn’t eat meat all day so I’m starved, and I can stay up a few hours later afterwards and shitpost with my Eurobros while the Americans are sleeping
Ya bro your body will wildly change its process of metabolizing carbohydrates past a designated time on the clock. Like it knows carbs before bed, lard in the morning.
This. I bet OPs cholesterol level is over this niggers ID
Cure the munchies*
You will never live in the woods and do this.
Holy shite, is it happening?
The Steak ‘n Shake nearby just closed due to health code violations. No more 3am 7x7 steakburgers. :(
1 am is too early. Best whataburger is after 3a
No, not at all.
What is?
Send us a pic of your man tits
this, local burger joints BTFO the "premium" chain franchises and often at a cheaper price
over 9000 lmao
>pattymelt
I see that your also a CHAD with 12+ inch cock.
Are you wearing shorts and a tshirt? I haven't worn those outside since October.
American unironically thinks people are jealous of his "culture"
This.
I am very skinny actually.
At 1am?
Yes sir
I don't really wear pajamas outside the house. I am wearing pajamas and a t shirt but definitely could be wearing shorts. I even have my window open.
What's that weird fucking red soda you Texans worship?
>I don't really wear pajamas outside the house
lol I mean shorts
Big Red!
Sage
A thread died for this crap
Sorry commiefornia but in-n-out is shit and Whataburger is art
i hate big red
Not Cheerwine so it doesn't matter
its the ultimate expression of freedom
>girlfriend is asleep
>couldn't eat meat all day
>munchies
Go to confession user
Lol yeah Big Red. It's not bad but people go nuts for that shit.