>*Drafts you*
*Drafts you*
Evan Lopez
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Landon Walker
>-feels a strange urge to die for Israel-
Joshua Kelly
unless you're Jewish of course.
Colton James
Luis Watson
>goes in boat around the wall
Parker Cox
surely you're ready to die for our greatest ally, my fellow shabbo goys
Noah Carter
fify
Colton Clark
>is detained by daily routine coast guard patrol.
Daniel Brooks
GUARDIAN OF ZION
A C T I V A T E
Adrian Collins
Tfw part of 65% of young adult population unfit for military enrollment. Better luck next time shlomo
Luke Reyes
Too old and only child. Have fun kids.
Nolan Clark
Andrew Murphy
>ignores them
>keeps trying until success
Connor James
no one reading this thread could pass the physical or the background check, so no worries
Wyatt Foster
>*missed!*
I turned 36 today. No longer eligible for draft. Good luck youngfags.
Daniel Stewart
Get real, we are way too fat for that.
Israel #1
Joseph Allen
Man I hope Pence ends up president somehow before this idiot starts his job. Or trump fires him before he even starts and picks JIM WEBB instead!
Levi Myers
Nope. Did my time, and I'm beyond the IRR point. Private sector pays more than DoD. He wants boots on the ground, it's double the price now.
Mason Richardson
>*Dies in battle and is considered a hero at home*
Seems ok to me bro
Camden Cox
>get drafted
>don't show up
it's not like they'll fucking come after me
John Walker
This dude is like a villain from Power Rangers
Josiah Brooks
I already served. Nope. Lmao,Dont worry, I will comfort your wives and daughters while youre gone.
Asher Myers
Laughs on you. I'm too old to draft. Enjoy death.
Easton Barnes
>Is disabled
Nice try
Carson Adams
Good I hope all you MAGAfuckers get drafted
Justin Johnson
Fat privilege when?
Angel Perez
>This dude is like a villain from Power Rangers
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Colton Cruz
Angel Russell
Is it finally that time again?
The time to watch Amerimuts die for Israel
Justin Ward
sry i suddenly became trasngender
respect muh pronouns
Gavin Jenkins
I'm a woman, I was just born in the wrong body. You can't draft women.
Camden Reed
that's not how it works at all eggnog
Lucas Jackson
>i-i just wanted to watch anime and shitpost online, I n-never asked for this....
Dylan Rogers
It's against my religion to die for Israel :)
Julian Miller
what wall?
Bentley Watson
>actually fell for signing up for selective service
Luis Parker
>falling for the "you have to sign up" meme.
Michael Cooper
i hope the entire of r/thefaggots get drafted
Robert Wilson
I meant for them not me lol, never signed up for it. didn't need the FAFSA jew since I never fell for the college jew either
Xavier Murphy
"I confess I had no desire to die in a Southeast Asian rice paddy. I considered the war in Vietnam already lost.”
Jace Lopez
Xavier Johnson
too old, good luck young fellas.
Grayson Hernandez
your still in a database that would pick you. signing up is an old formality
Jackson Anderson
>gets shot
Kevin Barnes
fuck off amerishart
Jason Johnson
Give me your specs.
Isaac Cooper
I know it's funny but people have died to wall plugs all too often
Adrian Young
>has a strange urge to buy a ladder and jump the wall to Mexico
Sebastian Sanchez
What is the maximum age for Selective Service? Asking for a friend..
Cooper Wood
20 male
155 lbs
5'11
145 bench
165 squat
105 ohp
245 deadlift
Not sure how fast mile time is probably 12 or 13 mins
Oliver Flores
L.O.L. Pretty good, m8. I'm trying to de-bulk right now, if you want to call it that.
Ethan Rivera
26 years old last I checked. After that point you can never be eligible for federal grants like FAFSA again, which you really don't need anyway, and you also can't be prosecuted for draft dodging either anymore. Of course the last actual sentencing of a draft dodger happened in 1981 to an edgy teen in a court where he actively refused to sign up even when the judge would have dismissed charged had he done so.
Carson Gomez
How big are you? Ive honestly never tried to cut because I find it hard enough to eat enough in a day to feel satisfied and probably dont get enough protein in my diet because it takes a while to add weight to my lifts, but yet i still have some body fat and my stomach sticks out a decent bit even though im a thin framed guy. Ive been told its all about cal in cal oit but im not so sure because i know a fat person who i seriously doubt eats enough to even hit maintenance calories. Its really weird
Connor Taylor
Anyone who thinks that will happen is an idiot.
Christian Lewis
42" waist but it's coming down. I haven't bothered to weigh myself : the important part is looking at physical dimensions and to save the the number-grubbing for people who get excited about that kind of thing. But yeah, even a man loses opportunities for going round fat and sloppy, especially in a society where women have gained too much prestige.
Dylan Parker
> be American
Asher Cox
www.strawpoll.me/15341796
Grayson Barnes
>Never achieved anything
>Now he has the medal of being the guardian of Zion
Adrian Hall
Man I wish. I’m ready to die in battle. But I’d rather it was here when shtf
Dominic Thomas
Boomer here. I wish he'd draft some of the "neet" trash around here. I picture most of the kids here just fat, playing video games and eating cheetos all day long. The future of America.. sad.
Zachary Scott
I would rather die fighting the ones who would take me for the draft than fighting whoever they want me to fight
Lucas Cook
To kill niggers? I'm in, lets make the world a better place.
Eli Jenkins
Oh no, come back here, burger, wtf.
Isaac Parker
Fuck you old man you can't draft me I'm autistic and fat
Juan Ward
>stay a bootlicker to avoid getting shot
>by being drafted in world war three
Jason Myers
i killed sand niggers in the 90s, not my turn now.. but wish I could kill a few more
Charles Johnson
you sound like a commie. fu asswipe
Carter Nelson
Thanks daddy
Owen Howard
>*Drafts you*
I'm not allowed to serve in the military so no.
Leo Evans
The are giving out awards to traitors of this country...
Lincoln Cox
>be american
>get drafted to die for israel in iran
>only chance is to get diagnosed with gender dysphoria
>easy since american men have all been emasculated
>vast majority of american men end up as traps
Carter Lee
Draft isn't possible anymore.
For one we don't need to.
For two it would cause the biggest blowback in history.
For three, fuck that shit drafts are retarded, if you can't field an army of the willing then you haven't done enough to earn the trust of your citizenry. And the way things have been going the last 20 years, nobody believing in the leadership of this country anymore. Right or left have both seen how irresponsible the government can be with the human lives they command.
Nathan Wood
>burger meme
Lincoln Howard
Can I get a quick rundown ?
Bentley Bailey
Kill yourself.
Cooper Martinez
If you think things have changed so much that a draft is impossible, you're kidding yourself. We're not going to have one over some Middle East adventurism like Iran or Iraq, but if we get into a war that actually matters with someone like China, you'd better believe there's going to be a draft and your happy ass will sign up for it or you can be an exile in Leafistan. There isn't one on the horizon atm but it is absolutely possible.
Jackson Reyes
>just double
Angel Ortiz
Til you get a speeding ticket.
Robert Ramirez
>*fiddles while your nation burns*
Asher Rivera
Rudy is a climber like Alan Greenspan. They don't know anything other than ladder climbing.'so when they see Trump it seems ridiculous. The ultimate ladder climber.
Oliver Stewart
Why is that mustache so evil looking.
Ryder Parker
>Drafts you
2 old to be drafted
>why the fuck do kids even register for the draft?
Brandon Gonzalez
>Why is that mustache so evil looking.
it's hiding his fangs
Caleb Campbell
>sharts himself at intake
muh draft
lol
Elijah Richardson
They force you to register if you want to get to college and things in the USA.
I was harassed about it and didn't want to get a technical degree to end up surrounded by white and black trash.
So off to college is to put you in debt in more ways than one.
You can read up on the shady behavior around draft cards.
Sebastian Reed
usa litteral bitch of israel
Cooper Evans
Jokes on you, guardian of Zion. I'm transgender, banned from military service.
Don't worry boys, ill make sure your girlfriends have plenty of cock while you're off dying for Israel ;)
Ryder Thompson
>ISRAEL #1
>DIE FOR ISRAEL
ISRAEL #1
DIE FOR ISRAEL
>ISRAEL #1
>DIE FOR ISRAEL
ISRAEL #1
DIE FOR ISRAEL
>ISRAEL #1
>DIE FOR ISRAEL
ISRAEL #1
DIE FOR ISRAEL
>ISRAEL #1
>DIE FOR ISRAEL
Oliver King
Degenerate.
Tyler Young
Aren't you late for boot camp, mister? You dont want Drill Seargant Goldstein to chew you out again, do you?
Ethan Perez
To late to draft me John.
I'm already dead.
Christian Hernandez
It's not his country.
if he's got that award then it means that he is Jewish.
No Donald. Why.
Connor Torres
What's the age limit to get drafted?
Lucas Collins
We're the bitch of abrahamic religion, and jews started that gay shit.
And of course the USA has tons of (rich) jews (in a capitalist nation that war mongers), what do you expect?
Jace Lopez
*says no, doesn't go*
Jaxson Long
*Rapes Iranian women*
*nukes north korea*
*ruskies get BTFO*
*marry Chinese girl*
>Feelsgoodman
Luke Stewart
This timeline better get shook up
Extinction by demographic cannot be id rather burn everything and retain some honour and go down fighting ragnarok than with a whimper of LGBT selfish whinging fake survivors.
I think it's the way we go.
Gods not brought Africans into creation to let them fight Armageddon so obviously we have will do it because we do it better and that's more to his glory.
This WILL happen.
I didn't realise Bolton WAS a Jew.
They probably gassed those spys.
Israel will get hers in this.
Gavin Price
>marrying a ching chong ping pong when you have access to Iranian women
What is this retardation? Are you unwell?
Samuel Harris
You are the unwell one sir
Good day too you.
Tartar.
Cameron Young
>5'4
>can still get drafted
what's the point being a manlet if i get zero advantages at all