How do we fix women?

How do we fix women?

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why would i want jesus to be my savior when i could be saved by beautiful women instead

sorry just joking around jesus if youre reading

Even though right is THICC I’ll take left due to the great facial structure, would breed

A little nip there and little tuck there

Don't give them attention, don't have anything to do with them, and absolutely refuse to propagate degeneracy by breeding with them.

Because Jesus won't steal your money

When you start fixing yourself.

Deport white roasties to Africa (to be killed raped whatever) and replace them with East Asian qts

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Treat them like property. They like it.

it's ok my son you are forgiven

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technically i would be getting saved by beautiful women if i had to pay them tho ideally as jesus would they'd do it from the kindness of their hearts

how can anyone/anything but Christ save you from hellfire?

Without Christ, every being that bears any sin will be consumed in the fire of it being destroyed when the Father obliterates all sin forever.

WITH Christ, if you accept Him, his blood consumes your sin and you are left innocent and blameless and ALIVE.

thank u jesus appreciate the memes too

beatings. take away vote rights

you feel comfortable jesting about such things?
indeed about the more important issue there can ever be?

Based Jesus

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ahahah yes hilarious your eternal existence on one hand or oblivion on their others are laughing matters, just so funny!

You mean how do we fix ourself to make such women choose you as sexual partner? Just be confident, this is a secret method.

Women, kikes and christfags need to be gassed. Faggots and Muslims too.

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>your wife will never be a titcow

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Younglings will not understand that Jesus can never be memed.
God bless you all!

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my god is a cool dude bro, otherwise i wouldnt wanna worship him right?

im a nice guy why would jesus wanna kill me for crackin a couple jokes? dont ya think the guy who is known for forgiveness and loving human life would be all for that sort of thing?

Ass>tits though.

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also the godly 606 digits

Stop rapidly comsuming their fucking vapid and base content and maybe they'll not find it such an attractive option. Fuck thots and sluts, stop moving along the sexual deviancy agenda by taking a stand against overindulging in base sexual desires. Or jack off more, I heard some jews said it's better for your prostate.

You don't, manlet!

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interesting opinion
factually wrong though

>he doesn't want to see huge tits bouncing everywhere as he fucks her

Whatever you say, peewee.

Disgusting.

thanks jewt, you were right about aussies all along

Women just follow what ever the powers that be tell them to do. If the far right gets into power for a long time women will naturally follow. The biggest Nazis and commie fanatics were the women.

Mutt living in Baltic's, you have to go back

I don't see anything wrong with this pic. Nothing to be fixed.

And here he is, like fucking clockwork

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>wants to fix and reuse disposable objects
You greedy kike. Get a new one.

Christianity.

guys have low fucking standards. usually guys will fuck girls 3-5 points lower than them. this shit leads to women thinking they can do better even though they dont realize theyve been getting played. basically cease hook up culture and women will be "fixed"

>degenerates whoring themselves on social media
>everything is fine
Fuck off kike

>leaf meme
I just have good taste in women, pastanigger.

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*most

>he likes fake tits

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thats frivolity
vanity, making light of the greatest sacrifice there ever was or could be

and then even making mocking joke of "justifying it"

im sure the adversary very much approves

theres no such thing as fake tits

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plenty of niggers and mudshits ready to step up to the plate. and make no mistakes, you WILL be paying for their children

Imagine being unironically sexually attracted to this

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i think you are WAY out of line attempting to speak on behalf of jesus for the sole purpose of trying to stem my love for him and his ideals/values

you have your opinion i have mine, attempting to accuse me of being one with the adversary for being fun loving and lighthearted is blatantly hypocritical. in other words: fuck off

Fix white men.

>i think you are WAY out of line attempting to speak on behalf of jesus for the sole purpose of trying to stem my love for him and his ideals/values

the Bible says otherwise
it is wickedness to be a coward to fail to speak in the face of sin

try learning the Word

>you have your opinion i have mine,

the Word of God is not an opinion

> attempting to accuse me of being one with the adversary for being fun loving and lighthearted is blatantly hypocritical.

only a person such as that would jest and mock Christ and anything about Him or His sacrifice, ever

You are of this world and adore this world, Christ is a punchline for you.

You need much prayer.

>in other words: fuck off

ah yes, Christ certainly shines through you!

God made women to be whores.

Stop complaining and fuck them.

>implying any of that matters at this point

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make birth control pills illegal.

p.s.

>i think you are WAY out of line

>i think

immaterial
egotistical
etc

and you average about 1 fallacy per 3 to 4 words

go one, make another "joke" at the expense of the only being that can save you from Gehenna.

Im sure it will be alright if you justify it to yourself at least and bloviate about what you and your ego think about it.

start with outlawing abortion, ending no-fault divorce, and abolishing sperm banks first. Next sex outside of marriage has to be made a criminal offense with severe penalties.
That's all it takes to end the days of the roasties.

Legit

>you cannot fix them..they were corrupted by Satan from the begining...enter at own risk.

and you are a prideful son of a bitch, pharisee

>it is wickedness to be a coward to fail to speak in the face of sin
that is why i am standing up to you my friend for trying to accuse me of being one with the adversary when i know i love god more than anything in my heart

>the Word of God is not an opinion
what do you truly know of the word of god? was i wrong in saying jesus was forgiving and loving of human life?

>You need much prayer.
you dont know anything about me or who i am in real life bro, to say that anyone who jokes about something is automatically a mocking and evil individual is downright shameful

>ah yes, Christ certainly shines through you!
i never said he did, only that i loved him and the ideals and values he stood for but thanks for attempting to put words in my mouth!

long story short, turns out I missed to wipe a spot after I shat this morning.

no pride whatsoever
but rather joy in righteousness
no cowardice before sin
fear of God and of wickedness
your spite is the universal response of any ego of a non-believer that a righteous person tries to convict and turn toward Christ.

Spite, anger, resentful, indignation, defensiveness, hate, etc etc etc. Thats the nature of the beast, of every unsaved person, of sin that has been accepted and is a part of you.

When someone comes along and tries to point out your wickedness, the beast fights back as though it very life is threatened, which it is, for salvation in Christ basically kills this beast, this beast of sin in one's heart(mind)

You're lecturing and condemning while pretending you are a conduit of truth. The spitting image of a pharisee. My righteousness is telling you to sit down and shut up, but of course you already have your judgment ready for me too. You're getting off on it aren't you?
>joy in righteousness
Joy in condemnation

Stop with this cringe LARP already

It's okay Sven, it's hard to get all the cum out

white sharia = problem solved
you can also deport non ethnic ppl from your countries :)

Shariah needs no adjectives... Muhammad was sent to all mankind.

>that is why i am standing up to you my friend for trying to accuse me of being one with the adversary when i know i love god more than anything in my heart

which is absurd in the highest when you freely mocked Christ and tried to make light of it

>what do you truly know of the word of god?

I have a Bible, and I know it well. Have you not one?

>was i wrong in saying jesus was forgiving and loving of human life?

strawman
you were wrong in trying to justify making light of Him/his sacrifice with that dark sophistry

>you dont know anything about me or who i am in real life bro

anyone who would crack such jokes cannot NOT be in desperate need of prayer, simple fact

>to say that anyone who jokes about something is automatically a mocking and evil individual is downright shameful

strawman, not "just" joking, joking about your infinitely loving creator, savior and redeemer then making light of it and brushing it off

so please, seriouslly..

>i never said he did,

Oh, so now you claim not to possess Christ, as you indicated?

> that i loved him and the ideals and values he stood for

then you would not have by ANY means have jested as you did
this is pretty simple stuff.

>but thanks for attempting to put words in my mouth!

*pop, meet keetle*

Wow, the ironing!

If you really think such "humor" as you displayed is truly harmless then it will likely take the Holy Spirit intervening with your directly to have a chance to reach you.

My goodness, jokes about Christ, then claims to know and love Him, and have some iota of knowledge of his Word.

You are a very sad case indeed.

No no, all that Somali cum can give you diarrhea

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lol i'm not larping anything dude i never claimed to be anything. if some internet stranger is gonna accuse me of being satanic for lightheartedly joking when i actually do believe in god and find a lot of perspective in parables like prodigal son and solomon and the two mothers im going to articulate exactly why he should fuck off.

Might as well take the pressure off of it man, it can't possibly help to get all anxiety about it

by fixing yourself

>How do we fix women?
Same way we fix everything else. Get rid of the Jews.

"vanity, making light of the greatest sacrifice there ever was or could be"

People have suffered much longer, crueler and painful deaths than Christ's crucifixion - and all without the perks of divinity. I'm not devout nor well-read when it comes to scripture, so bear that in mind, but "the greatest sacrifice that ever was or will be" sounds like an awful stretch.

Kill them.

Man this always makes it feel hard to believe in a god

Why make a creature half sex addicts and half whores? For what purpose?

>you can also deport non ethnic ppl from your countries
Too little too late m8. Half-ethnic mutts are everywhere in Europe now. What can they do with those?

How can somebody like this?

>how do we fix women?
How do we fix you?
Grow a dick, be a man.

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k whatever dude, i dont need to argue with you and prove you wrong or myself right. i know i love god and why, my grandmother has preached church sermons her whole life my family is deeply religious and i went to CCD as a kid so. you should step back and try to reflect on what purpose your words truly serve as you try to make me feel guilty for making a very simple joke.

the godly digits again, thank you jesus

>You are a very sad case indeed.

thanks bro, appreciate the backup

>You're lecturing

yes, I very much do have knowledge and wisdom to impart to any who would jest about Christ.

> and condemning

no, God is, these condemnations are from Him, not from me

> while pretending you are a conduit of truth.

>pretending

aha, mind reading.

>The spitting image of a pharisee.

ah yes, but certainly not of one saved who thirsts for righteousness!

righteousness & widsom is an affrontery to you, an insult, but I am the pharisee
that is a terrifying and sad situation to behold

>My righteousness is telling you to sit down and shut up,

it is no such thing if it wishes to use force and hate, that is the opposite of the nature & way of Christ

but what righteousness can you have siding with one who joked about Christ?
use your sense.

>but of course you already have your judgment ready for me too.

covered this already, not mine, but His: those from the Word.
Heres an impossibility for you: Humility.
Bet you cant.

>Joy in condemnation

only in the case of the dragon and his ilk, but nowhere else

another mind reader

Ass culture is black culture. Become a based tits man please.

>waaa why won't women sex me
pathetic

> this is what sheltered amerimutts seriously believe

You mind-read your way into calling me an atheist, and you claim your sermons here are only wisdom and righteousness and not your own. You have no humility at all but it occurs to me you're just trolling for shits and giggles.
>theres no such thing as fake tits
Anyway you believe that you are speaking the word of God while judging and condemning left and right, so I'm gonna follow my friend's example and ignore you and your pride. Go fuck yourself pharisee

I like this post number.

Very nice

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You must know achmed. How many wifes do you have?

posting in your little safespace board will surely save women. good job guys.

> i know i love god and why, my grandmother has preached church sermons her whole life

then you wouldnt have made the jokes you did
simple as that
no matter else you may say, that fact undermines (entirely) all of your claims

you do very much need extensive prayer and faith

sin and death are the ultimate sadness

and yet these remain:
You cannot claim any piety, any faith, any righteousness , any wisdom, with those posts sitting there in plain view.

You are at best an "armchair" "christian". It is a casual afterthought to you "you know, if its convenient", the only type who would say such things as those linked posts and imagine they are defensible but to the mind of an unsaved secular person is an apex hypocrite and mindless heathen.

Whatever you may reply, those posts remain right there for anyone to read.
No words, nor indeed anything, can justify them.

If you had any part of Christ it would have hurt you to even READ such things, as it saddened me.

I don't even want to give a shit about sex anymore because women have become so cancerous. What was once fun, stress reliving and great has been spoiled by the way women use their vagina as a weapon and a bargaining chip.

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Wow you took this way out of hand. Sorry for larping as Jesus ma dude.

Watch this and quit elevating yourself above others.

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Flex tape.

Just look at this monkey and his efforts to see himself as better than his fellow man. What a waste to see faith abused for superiority like that.

>You mind-read your way into calling me an atheist,

no one said that

> and you claim your sermons here are only wisdom and righteousness and not your own.

yes? you read correctly

>You have no humility at all

not before men of course, but before the Almighty

>occurs to me you're just trolling for shits and giggles.

mind reading

>Anyway you believe that you are speaking the word of God while judging and condemning left and right,

you got caught in sin, and your ego doesnt like that

you show me where in the Word one is to tolerate and not speak up about sin, or to not preach the Gospel, or where it is allowed to mock and jest about Christ.
Good luck!

>example and ignore you and your pride.

we covered that

no more jokes about your savior?