No

No...

Nonono....

Nonononononononononononono....

NO.

NO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jews
www2.census.gov/programs-surveys/decennial/2020/program-management/final-analysis-reports/2020-report-2015NCT-Race-Ethnicity-Study-Plan.pdf
census.gov/prod/cen2010/briefs/c2010br-02.pdf
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism
youtube.com/watch?v=cmIrq1bOafA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Fuck off schlomo

better a pure blooded Spaniard than a 56% moor.

congrats bro youre a chosen one

Man, i feel

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reminder that these faggots taint tests on purpose to "help prevent the rise of nationalism"

"You dago twit."

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Into the oven you go

chill out and get out the knife, dude, im gonna show you how to moyl like a champ!

>whiter than u muhammed

Hahaha wow you're a retard

I'M KILLING MYSELF

BETTER TO DIE THAN TO LIVE AS A BEING LOWER THAN AN INSECT

SO LONG Sup Forums

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hello brother! iberians are arabs, come home arab man

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>killing yourself over being .1% Jewish
Damn, I'm 50%, what the fuck am I supposed to do? Build a mini concentration camp in my apartment and then gas myself?

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they add

>pic of me irl

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>0.1%

You won a golden star

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Say goodbye to your foreskin

Fucking hell mate, you've been all over the place, lol.

YOU A KIZAR BABY

you and i both fucked by horny dutchmen somewhere down the line

Why would you believe this jewry? They probably know you browse this board and want you to gas yourself

>Falling for the ancestry meme

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Kek, yeah.

Bud they put in the 0.1% Ashkenazi for everyone who takes the test.

shalom, are you coming to my bar mitzvah?

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>this

I'm pretty certain I have Jewish blood even though no one in my very large family has ever pointed it out. I believe it comes from my mother's side who is from Portugal so I'd be Sephardic. Any Sup Forums Jews wanna tell me if you become an Ashkenazi if you are part Sephardic, part northern European (French)?

Spaniard+Jew= El Marrano

also, no I've not done an ancestry test.

daddy is that you?

Askenazi and Sephradic are two separate things

If you are sephradic stay sephradic

it's true, they add in khazar or african just to fuck with people

um I'm no father but I guess you could call me God.

yes my son

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Why are americans so obsessed with muh percents?

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You will forever be a jewmerimutt

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They actually do to quote "Screw around with the racists"

COUSIN!

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Aha, cheers. Isn't it great that anti-Semites can just give Jews the information they want peacefully as if we were both just human beings.

t.mutt

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Yeah don't you know mutt's are healthier and less inbred?

Why the fuck would you even pay for this you had to have know you were a pureblood Spaniard.

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Fuck off Shekelberg

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yeah good luck with your ethnostate if you treat 0.1%ers like that. Not even Hitler was that harsh. Dumb fucks.

An employee got caught bragging about it a couple months back.

I'll sign you up for a Sup Forums banter license.

I've never felt so honoured.

With so much vital and contested ground in the realm of "things which we chose and/or can change", I wish the board would get past the race shit.

Go spend some time in /sig/ and watch how little your race really matters.

i bet you are brown as shit

You can still convert to Christian.

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remember, they add that shit to fuk with you

Judaism = religion
Private site = irrelevant

1.)Jews are a social construct:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jews
>Sometime in the early medieval period, the Jews of central and eastern Europe came to be called by this term
>In Israel, the term Ashkenazi is now used in a manner unrelated to its original meaning, often applied to all Jews who settled in Europe and sometimes including those whose ethnic background is actually Sephardic

2.)Race is a social construct in USA:
www2.census.gov/programs-surveys/decennial/2020/program-management/final-analysis-reports/2020-report-2015NCT-Race-Ethnicity-Study-Plan.pdf
>an individual’s response is based upon self-identification
>generally reflect social definitions recognized in this country, and do not attempt to define groups biologically, anthropologically, or genetically.
>998 Religious Responses
>998 Jewish

census.gov/prod/cen2010/briefs/c2010br-02.pdf
>The race categories included in the census questionnaire generally reflect a social definition of race recognized in this country and are not an attempt to define race biologically, anthropologically, or genetically.

>“Hispanic or Latino” refers to a person of Cuban, Mexican, Puerto Rican, South or Central American, or other Spanish culture or origin regardless of race

>“White” refers to a person having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East, or North Africa. It includes people who indicated their race(s) as “White” or reported entries such as Irish, German, Italian, Lebanese, Arab, Moroccan, or Caucasian.

3.)Judaism is a religion
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism
>Judaism (originally from Hebrew יהודה, Yehudah, "Judah";[1][2] via Latin and Greek) is an ancient, monotheistic, Abrahamic religion with the Torah as its foundational text.

bruh I would honestly be more worried about the Sub-saharan african

welcome to the Iberian family

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Anything with 0.1-1.0 needs further studies/more advance DNA-tests, so don't kill yourself just yet.

Marvelous

Top kek

based moor

youre not a semite fags arabs are semites
also if youre actually really jewish and religiously jewish from the torah you cant support israels horrific war crimes

A semite is a member of any of the peoples who spoke a semitic language which includes Jews. I'm not religiously Jewish clearly since I've only recently made the judgement that it's in my genes.
When did I say I supported Israel?

>Why Lawd!? Why!?
youtube.com/watch?v=cmIrq1bOafA

muh pic!

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Good. Fuck off pol he's our guy now

fine next time someone criticises an arab i'll call him an antisemite
also im just giving you notice

I couldn't care less bro. And yes you would be correct in calling them an anti-Semite.

None of this means a damn thing without confidence intervals. Shit like 0.1% this or 0.8% that is in all likelihood just statistical noise with no basis in reality.

>Speculative

>pure blooded
>Spaniard

whitest man ITT

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Lend money to yourself and then don't pay. Then sue yourself.

fake, there is no emu dna in there