Frenchman here. Why are we so pathetic?

We voted for a globalist during the populist surge. We refuse to speak English because we’re jealous Anglos are more important. We are 40% black. We never win wars. We’re EU slaves. JUST

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OP must be French because he says so

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Because you might have the worst boomers

STOP EATING FROGS

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Mime your way out of your Islamic invasion Pierre.

>We never win wars
t. Algerian under memeflag

>euro flag

oh it's the butthurt brit again

goatfucker spotted. Go back to your desert and marry your 7 yo cousin

We Frenchmen were the first socialists.

We Frenchmen were the first Facists*

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Before reading the thread, i wanted to answer : "socialism", however :
> We never win wars
Not french poster
>We refuse to speak English because we’re jealous...
Bullshit

exchange with a hostage woman yesterday
be dead now

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miam miam
c'est bon les grenouilles
( it's like chiken but better )

>We are 40% black
You maybe, not french people.

>We voted for a globalist during the populist surge.
Macron is more right-wing than most "conservative" leaders in Europe.

>We refuse to speak English because we’re jealous Anglos are more important.
Good. Embrace your own traditions and culture.

A true hero, Rip based dude

Inequality? Youre all poorfags who think theyre rich?

c'est l'heure de retourner en Afrique Abdel.

most brits dont care about france other than food desu many dont even know you used to be powerful,its probs a turk or nigger

Remember when the Anglo crushed Napoleon? Remember when the Anglo had to free us from Germany?

It hurts being so weak compared to rosbifs

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fuck i hate baget

KEK
Because of French Vietnam become Communist. France Empire invade Vietnam before Vietnam can change modern Imperal just like Japan did.
It's all karma
Vietnam detroyed muslim+Islam
France detroyed Vietnam Empire
Muslim destroyed France
Circle of Shit

cause you need to remember la revolucion and start chopping heads

I dunno but you draw some great cartoons.

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Don't be so harsh to yourself, frenchbro.
Historically you are the mightiest european military force.
Anglos only conquer third world shitskins.
French culture is awesome and unique and your language is beautiful.
Please kick muslims and niggers out though, yes? Come on, we do it together :) :*

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This is coming from an Englishman, so I'm pretty sure this is treason.

But you frogs aren't half bad, you built some decent tanks back in the day, the Maginot line was a beautiful work of craftsmanship. You just lacked the foresight that the Krauts would walk around your impenetrable wall rather than actually try to penetrate it.

You gave us a good rumble, but Waterloo sorted you right out. Your a frog, but that doesn't mean you're useless, look to your heroes who selflessly hand over their own lives for the safety of others. Remember who they were, stand up, sing "Les Champs-Elysees" and campaign to get back on your feet old chap.

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>We are 40% black
Barely 30% non white

I thought Macron was upping deportations and making immigration stricter. Seems pretty based so far.

If only we could, good sir, if only we could..

Idk i envy the dedication to drinking lots of wine, going on vacation and fucking slender brunettes