Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Höckekuss Edition

Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/seehofer-kuendigt-null-toleranz-politik-an-afd-mann-zitiert-koran-toetet-die-unglaeubigen-sie-sind-schlimmer-als-das-vieh-a2382580.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174823319/Deutschlandtrend-AfD-verliert-in-Umfrage-deutlich-SPD-im-leichten-Aufwind.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=15BDENi280k

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=yPMYlxso2UU
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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academic.oup.com/humupd/article/16/6/590/743745
youtube.com/watch?v=odjqACt7ZvU
indexmundi.com/switzerland/total_fertility_rate.html
youtube.com/watch?v=VK4it0VpxFU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>Spread flyers and stickers in your city
i hate flyers and stickers. they give an filthy impression to every lantern they are plastered on

bump and heil hörtler

youtu.be/wQnGtO7Po0o

bump

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wanna hear something uplifting?
>my house
>top floor (3 children)
>top floor 2 (3 children + 1 in the making)
>3rd floor (3 children)
>3rd floor (2 children)
>2nd floor (me and gf)
>2nd floor 2 (new neighbours incoming including SEVEN children)
>1st floor (2 children)
>1st floor 2 (first kid in the making)

1 house - 22 kids
all german
>"hey user i know that it could get loud from time to time because my kids are stomping while playing around. i hope you dont mind"
>tfw
>"no way! their laughter is the soundtrack of the future! congratulations!"

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>2nd floor 2 (new neighbours incoming including SEVEN children)
Time for you and your gf to catch up user.
Seriously though that sounds like a perfect environment to raise children.

>Noisy neighborhood

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yes i will start in 5 years when i become 30
i certainly want to surpass göbbels score

>yes i will start in 5 years
topkek nigger, just pump them out already. your attitude towards your neighbours is nice

wut?

Afd = cuck

Redpilled some family members.

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will do
i want to send them to private schools tough

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details please.

>tell my Schwager that where i study all of the school children that pass by the studentshall to go to the school the next street are 50 percent non germana and that half of the foreign girls where muslim headscarves, starting at the age of 6 (kindergarten children with headscarves already!!!)
>one time sperg out in front of family with sister and Schwager
>everybody is angry at me for being so aggresiv and straight out telling them they are blind to the world around them
>think i have overdone it
> ffw 1 year
>Schwager approaches me
>you know user... i have been riding the train lately, and if you pass by certain [city with high density of immigrants you have talked about] they train is filled with foreigners, who don´t even speak german to each other
interesting...

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>kindergarten children with headscarves
makes my fucking blood boil

looks better than expected

>not perfectly vertically positioned
i hope you are fine with gas chambers

i actually wouldn´t do that. they need to inhalate the red pill themselves, like i did

Thx to the Kraut who made this pic!
It's a great red pill, and a painful one.

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>they need to inhalate the red pill themselves
oh i will raise them to be aware of the manipulation attempts they will face just like my father did
he always told me "user my son always remember to be sceptic and to raise questions first before believing any facts"
literally the best advice he ever gave me

>literally the best advice he ever gave me
very true

Shit like this is why we need the Three Seas Alliance/Intermarrium. We're once again caught between a rock and a hard place (Russia and a deranged West; both will be highly muslim in the future).

Next item on the list is a nuclear arsenal.

bump for paying my respect to infographic user

Hallöle

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> 1 house - 22 kids
> all german
german or "german"?

i discussed with my brother and his family about islam and islamization of europe.
i used the facts and projections from the pic in this post

german
like german german

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that´s not sütterlin
who are you, what have you done with sütterlin-user and why is your nose so bid and why do you hiss with your tongue?

well done

hey beloved sütterlin

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völkisch

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>gas chambers
Come back in 30 years and im okay with that...

if you have procreated and support our cause, i may spare you. but only if you can solve my ethical dilemma. you have two buttons. one kills yourself. the other one kills 10 german traitors and normies.
muhahaha what will you do?

Damn, it's so fun to provoke normies so they begin to question their world view.

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hi

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Traitors first

thread ded? you faggots ain´t getting a free pass for leaving this site
BUMP

>"beloved"

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Bump and you do better, you semite bioluminiscent afro-european gentleman.

Does some have some scientific resources, links, studies for the reasons
why the native birth rates are falling across Europe.

Thanks in advance!

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fix: Does someone

Trump has pretty well betrayed America, Germanons. As a German America, I'm thinking about moving back to my ancestral homeland.

Thoughts?

Deutschland über alles

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Lärm ist widerlich und ässi, entweder Kinderlärm oder nicht.

Go and shill someplace else. That spending bill doesn't matter as much as people think it does.

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>As a German America

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You're right. I should go to Austria.

Being this delusional. Bolton is just a part of his plan too?

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Bump

feels good!

>uplifting
>boasts about having a house full of Germans in Germany
I think you should set your standards higher. A house/village/city full of Germans should be the fucking norm.

If Senate had the votes to overturn his veto he could have decided to avoid the fight. So what? Jews get money to kill nigger babies for another 6 months. I really don't give a fuck about it. The bill doesn't improve the status quo but it doesn't get any worse.

Trust me user, everyone will basically think I'm German. I'll fit right in.

>It doesn't get any worse

That's the spirit, fellow German. What's another trillion dollars of debt? The second amendment was going to be abolished anyway. Better now than later. And God's chosen? Of course they need to fend off those crazy Palestinians in the Gaza Strip!

Latest stuff:

youtube.com/watch?v=eoZPJFaQlA0
>GeLaber mit Hagen Grell

youtube.com/watch?v=eIBppb-kczk
>Malenki beim Kongress Verteidiger Europas

youtube.com/watch?v=9_hM6vjvehI
>Vulgäre Analyse

youtube.com/watch?v=CgynpDhA2HI
>Teflon-Curios latest speech

youtube.com/watch?v=QiOIIFhReTU
>Laut Gedacht 075

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You actually think that anyone will repay that debt? Just default on it and the problem is solved. The second amendment stuff is just hot air in my opinion. Srsly, go shill someplace else.

This. And it is just a bump stock, Bolton is only here for NK, why should I care?

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Tja, viel Glück damit.

I'd like to add the Kandel demo.
youtube.com/watch?v=-Qy_IPjJshY

>Der Flüchtling macht beim Liebesdienst an der Helferin fest die Augen zu und kann sich freuen ihr toleranz Geschwafel nicht zu verstehen.

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Just found a recent study about the low fertility in Europe.
I hope I will find some reasons why we are so stupid and unable to reproduce.

> Europe the continent with the lowest fertility
academic.oup.com/humupd/article/16/6/590/743745

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fucking nice

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KANDEL
Maria statt Sharia

>youtube.com/watch?v=odjqACt7ZvU
youtube.com/watch?v=odjqACt7ZvU
>youtube.com/watch?v=odjqACt7ZvU
youtube.com/watch?v=odjqACt7ZvU

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>Of course they need to fend off those crazy Palestinians in the Gaza Strip!

Whats wrong with killing mudslimes, you fucking leftist apologist?

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>

Big if true, folks.
I can imagine how our government would screech at egyptian government officials for doing this, because merkel wants that POZ-cock

Typically low fertility happens when a country industrializes and urbanizes. Low fertility doesn't just affect Europeans, but East Asians, Latin America, and even Middle Easterners increasingly. There are tons of articles and studies out there documenting fertility drops across the world. Some drops even more rapid than Europeans.

People weren't meant to live in metropolitan shitholes. However, I do think that the "lower'' or dumber the race of people, the higher their fertility is even as the nation transitions to an industrial economy, as a sort of survival strategy.

Millions of mudslimes have invaded your (soon to be our) country in the last few years because of things like this, fellow (soon to be) German.

Here's also a pretty good site on studying fertility of all nations: indexmundi.com/switzerland/total_fertility_rate.html

I want you to look at Saudi Arabian fertility since the year 2000, and see if you notice something.

Is this true krauts?

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Let's hope it's real. When even Egypt is concerned about the european situation then shit hit the fan too often.

What do YOU think? Is one post representative for all Germany? Activate your brain if you have one...

Apart from the rampant lefties, no one looks for the blackos.
Most do a double-take when they see Niggers.
It's not normal in Germany to see them

how the churchbells go apeshit
fuck i hate them so much

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WTF!
I love Nafris now.

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They only love it for the Kike jokes, man

Gay lefty Bavaryan here, can confirm.

Das klingt wie die Nachbarschaft in meinem Studentenheim, nur dass die Leute da keine Kinder haben und auch nicht deutsch sind

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>Gay lefty Bavaryan here
oh my god

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Be nice. Asshole.

Those bavarians were always queer to me with their extreme love for weiners, but naive ol' me thought you meant Food.

>BEE NISE

You are aware this isn't Reddit, right?
You are aware this is not a place for a leftie, right?
You are aware that your feelings don't matter here, right?

>thought you meant Food

What a disgusting accusation. Food leads to obesity, a single serving of pasta can make you spring another chin on the spot. My like the teachings of the Catholic church, I have renounced food years ago.

I'd do anything to maintain my perfect body.

Confirm that german women are nigger whores or that you prefer black over white?

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>You are aware this is not a place for a leftie, right?
What are you gonna do about it?
>You are aware that your feelings don't matter here, right?
Ironic.

God I hate kids. Obnoxious little shits.

Women are nigger whores. I don't find blacks attractive. Not because I'm racist, but because they smell bad.

Nope, they invaded Europe cause our leaders opened our borders.

Try to stay with the truth, you fucking cuck.

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>love for weiners
youtube.com/watch?v=VK4it0VpxFU

>What are you gonna do about it?
Take something you like and write "faggot" all over it.
Or in this case, make it inedible for you.

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Thanks Yankees and Deutschland Besatzer.

Thx for the explanation!
Thx for the link. I'll read it!

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>Take something you like and write "faggot" all over it.

Great, now I have a boner. CHOKE ME HARDER, DADDY

Just ignore this specimen >165212523

>Gib Merkel keine Chance

Whoopsie :^)

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I'd be more than happily choke the life out of you, Sister.

Oh. You're Muslim? Should have said so.

Eben warst du doch noch ein Linker?

I won't lie. My nipples are so erect right now.

Bro, just ignore.

Ich hielt Schulz für unwählbar.

Is there a specific reason they prefer blacks?
Also are you that bavarian Troll that once said he would rather miss his parents funeral than miss an opportunity to anoy people on the internet?

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