Why can't she become the king?
Why can't she become the king?
>stick-figure
Not bountiful enough.
Because she has no plans for Britain's economical depression. Her campaign is just one huge smear campaign against the current King, but she has no real plans of her own.
Because nobody voted for her.
Being fukken awesome is Mordred's plan. And economy doing bad? Go pillage France, or Spain. It's not complicated. Hell of a lot easier to do than go on some mystical fukken quest to the ends of Christendom trying to find the Holy Grain with Sir Lancelot's son. Something real fishy about that shit, by the way, what the fuck is Lancelot doing fucking the Queen while the cuckold king doesn't seem to even care but is always hanging out with prettyboys like Galahad and Bedivere?
I wish tittty saber was my mom.
you don't vote for kings
I want to fug mordred's butt
Is Mordred the Trump of her generation?
I hear Arthur's best friends with a French Saint. Also, I hear he's been sleeping with some peasant from the east.
She doesnt have the capacity of a King.
Because supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses.
Well, she's a girl.
She makes the idiots of the round table look smart.
There's no kingdom for her to rule over.
She's a bastard.
Because she's a retarded clone incest baby
Women can't be kings, user.
I want to fuck the king and her son at the same time. I want Mordred to scream for her daddy as I pound her. I want Arturia to use me to teach her son how to please a man. I want the king to ride my dick like a horse and I want her son’s vagina on my mouth. I want to cum inside the king as I eat out the king’s son. I want enjoy Arthurian-style oyakodon.
Seems like you're missing a few (female) tags.
He's a fucking idiot just look at him!
Being a selfish idiot is what it takes to be a good king.
That is why Saber sucked
Because if she's a she then she would be the queen and not the king.
Holy shit instant boner
You can’t become king just because some watery tart throws a scimitar at you
Except this is wrong. A good King has to want something other than just to be King.
Because the foundation or Arthur's Camelot was that those with power, serve the good of others. Arthur's only real problem was that she took this far too seriously, didn't explain herself properly to anyone, and acted like a fucking duty robot even around the people she was supposed to care about.
Meanwhile Mordred just wants to goof off and fight and break stuff. Its not easy to build or maintain anything like that, let alone a kingdom.
is this the perfect pose for women?
Its a pose that accentuate the 3 best parts of women: ass, legs, and boobs.
The bigger issue was that the kingdom was fucked either way. There was famine, there was a crop shortage, there were constant invasions and thus endless war. Altria could stall the end but she couldn't prevent it. But this didn't satisfy the people. They assumed that once King Arthur took the throne, things would immediately get better. While Altria offered some stability, she couldn't take care of the core problems. People were still starving, foreigners were still invading and war would not end.
Altria inherited a doomed kingdom. And while she managed to keep things together as well as anyone could for ten years, things were never really gonna get better.
Well how do you become king then?
But Mordred has no ass.
It would be perfect if she wasn't as lacking in ass and tits as her father.
While I agree with most of what you said, I will never accept 'Altria' as the official localization. Seriously, how could TM fuck something like this up so bad?
Pulling swords out of rocks.
>as lacking in ass and tits as her father
The regular one, not the alternate universe one.
I use it precisely because it annoys people.
Which do you prefer? I like Arturia.
I figured.
Arturia or Artoria are both fine.
God I love Christmas cake Saber.
士郎の 嫁さん
This works too.
If I fuck the king (female) does that make me the queen (male)?
>christmas cake saber
This is some insane levels of something I never knew about and now want nothing more than.
Someone needs to lock him in a tree or something.
Yes.
Could ArcherxTittylancer work?
Or you know some sort of Tower.
I don't think they ever interact.
Yes. If by Archer you mean Shota Gil.
Ishtar could be neat too.
I don't even understand moon, but I can already guess that it was Merlin's fault again.
That all black bubble is just her screaming "MERLIN!!!!!!!!" after the Knights ratted him out for... something.
>Tittylancer's disarmed while fighting
>Without thinking, Emiya creates Caliburn and sends it her way
>This greatly intrigues Tittylancer and she keeps trying to find out more about him
>This makes Emiya really uncomfortable
>And slowly, Tittylancer mends Emiya's wounded heart...
The Knights of the Round found out about Shirou's (Gradation Air's) relationship with their King. They learned it from Merlin.
>They learned it from Merlin.
Of course they did.
1. She's a girl
2. She's a bastard child
3. Her mother is an enemy of Camelot
Pretty good reasons.
Is Caliburn considered to be divine?
At the very least, it wasn't forged by fairies.
No, it's ezpz for even fate Shirou to vomit.
Would rather have the Lion King wreck his ass and take him in as her Queen concubine (male).
Considering the whole "fated" aspect of their relationship, I would not be surprised if the other Altrias felts some attraction towards him.
That seems like a fairly arbitrary method of governance. I thought supreme executive power derived from a mandate of the masses.
Their relationship is 'fated' but also forever doomed. Redman had his chance.
You were told wrong.
Ah, but you see, he had his chance with Saber.
Lancer might be able to break through his defenses. She has less baggage than Saber, plus she's more mature, so she might be a little more willing to indulge in her curiosity. Plus, he's one of the best cooks in Chaldea.
You mean dad.
No, titty saber alter is my dad.
I wish titty saber was my dad (female)
Honestly, I just want to see Lancer A and Lancer B give into their suppressed lust and have their way with him.
Because king is a title reserved for male royalties only.
>two lancers
One thing is for sure, Archer's asshole isn't going to be getting out there in one piece.
If you say so, Satan.
shut up. she is your king
Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was King, just because some chunk of rock lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Watery tart here. Shut up, they're king.
>Fate x Monty Python
Legit my favorite shit.
SHUT UP SHUT UP
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
what do you guys think about camelot? was a nice place to live?
It was said to be doing well because Arturia was a flawless bureaucratic machine. Camelot under the Lion King however was essentially a lone utopia within a smoldering world.
>She'd still be a virgin.
As a woman at least.
it was a silly place
Why did they not make this and instead just do: "generic bald, faceless men do Rin and Saber?"
Bring it up with Jin, not me.
...
Well Arturia was king because of the watery tart's sword, so it's only logical that she only would have a claim is Arturia had given her the sword. He'll, even the spear might have done the trick.
Allegedly, it was doing about as well as it could given the circumstances. Altria did everything in her power to create a stable and relatively peaceful kingdom. But the fact of the matter was that not everyone got to eat, there was constant battle on the outskirts and there was some manner of suffering every day. On top of that, the political climate was just fucking awful, with everyone trying to undermine the King for their own ends. There were no shortage of enemies, no end to bloodshed. The land was literally dying because, as the last bastion of the Age of the Gods, Britain was basically at odds with the rest of the world. And though Altria did the best she could, the people were dissatisfied. To them, the results simply weren't good enough.
fucking bongs
give me the fuckin SAUCE
Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
Saber Grew a Dick. That is literally the title.
Because she's dead.
It's decent, but the rent is ridiculous.
Not versed deeply into Nasuverse lore, but what made Camelot the last bastion of the age of the gods, rather than say: all of America or Africa or grorious Nippon? I take it had to do with the advancement of humanity as a whole and their separation from the planet?
The Monty Python references in these threads will never stop being funny to me.
It was just luck, or lack thereof. Britain was the last part of the world where mysteries were at their strongest. That's where there were still shit like dragons and fairies around, and why someone like Altria could exist.
So you're saying it was Merlin's fault? Again?
No. It's just that the progression from the Age of the Gods to the Age of Man didn't spread evenly throughout the world. Britain was just stuck on the very edge of that line. No one meant for that to happen. It's just that, as with all things, there must be a first and there must be a last. Britain was the last.
Merlin says that Britain is like the belly button of the planet. I think Britain sharing the same coordinates as the seat of the planet's soul on the reverse side of the world has to do with it.
Ah, right, there was something like that.
In any case, it was just pure coincidence, that's all.