Why can't she become the king?

Why can't she become the king?

>stick-figure
Not bountiful enough.

Because she has no plans for Britain's economical depression. Her campaign is just one huge smear campaign against the current King, but she has no real plans of her own.

Because nobody voted for her.

Being fukken awesome is Mordred's plan. And economy doing bad? Go pillage France, or Spain. It's not complicated. Hell of a lot easier to do than go on some mystical fukken quest to the ends of Christendom trying to find the Holy Grain with Sir Lancelot's son. Something real fishy about that shit, by the way, what the fuck is Lancelot doing fucking the Queen while the cuckold king doesn't seem to even care but is always hanging out with prettyboys like Galahad and Bedivere?

I wish tittty saber was my mom.

you don't vote for kings

I want to fug mordred's butt

Is Mordred the Trump of her generation?

I hear Arthur's best friends with a French Saint. Also, I hear he's been sleeping with some peasant from the east.