Nofap autists BTFO'd

Nofap autists BTFO'd.

>literally not fapping because autistic Redditors say so

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I still don't have prostate cancer so it must be working

I never actually figured out how to masturbate. Seems like it would be fun to do once you get the hang of it.

That's weird. Didn't your dad teach you how to masturbate when you hit puberty? Wouldn't hurt to ask.

Things really are different in Canada.

The best people to ask for instructions are old men sitting near schoolyards. They tend to be very wise

A better thing would be reading "The Multi Orgasmic Man" and taking the lessons to heart.

I think that method can damage your bits desu

If you start feeling pressure you can always just ejaculate to vent the excess energy

How can someone not understand how to masturbate? I thought it was instinctual.

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In fact that's recommended...otherwise you run the risk of kundalini syndrome

Personal experience says this isn't true


Also look at your brain on porn. Gary Wilson compiled fuck tons of studies showing jerking to porn fucks up your frontal lobe and dopamine system

My life was better before masturbation

illias porn is good

It's healthy to fap once every other day. Any more than that is bad.

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When in doubt, rub one out.

I'd rather be a ravenous rapacious lover filled to the brim with life giving seed, and then use it in an orgy. Your idea sounds nice, but I really relish the idea of inseminating your girl OP

56th day nofap.

I don't feel any different.

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This is dopey, there's tonnes of research in the ill effects of fapping. What it does to your brain in terms of training yourself to give into pleasure at will, basically becoming a nigger. Your hormonal balance is fucked too from it.

Shouldn't my brain be mush by now? I still feel the same as a decade ago.

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>How to spot a soyboy 101

My daddy taught me how not to rip the skin... by using the inside of someone else's mouth.

>inseminating your girl
>op
You mean his mom? Op is gay, you know.

true change is where you stay the same

Just like smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol right? and video games and buying things online and having sex too much and feel good drugs like marijuana. Don't forget stress eating, Not only does it screw with your dopamine system it causes obesity. Should probably avoid TV and cell phones as well. Just avoid all forms of entertainment honestly, Dopamine is released when you do anything you enjoy so it's really too risky.

Would you show me?

I honestly had no idea of what masturbation was until I was well into 14. All I knew was that I was horny as fuck and I used to wait around bus stops and follow girls home.

But after I would out how to jerk off I became super beta.

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I'd be right happy to!

They will raise a big desu little brother whose wide in the chums

then fuggin do it, fag

How? There is surely no correlation between fapping and testosterone levels.

Men who masturbate are "beta" because it makes us content, Our hormones don't rage and make us illogically chase skirts or have sex with prostitutes. These shitty ass "social science" therapist approved studies need to stop.

Who the ruck jacks off to cartoon animals with human looking vaginas...

Try not fapping for 3 months, then note the difference.

Be very careful. I've fucked some regrettable women on account of nofap. But I suppose it is better than being a cucked wanker.

The mind governed by the flesh is death, but the mind governed by the Spirit is life and peace.
Romans 8:6

Reading the nofap shit on reddit really put me off to it. They way they talked about it sounded like every horseshit cure-all broscience thing out there. But then I actually tried it years later, and fuck me if I don't feel a million times more confident and alert when I haven't jerked in a week or two, or longer. But god damn do I get horny sometimes. Thankfully I'm married; if not I would be out hitting bars weekly.

I know some people are full on no-cum-at-all (Steve Jobs did at one point), but there's something about a good fuck that satisfies the monkey-brain that masturbation does not.

Also, 21st century porn is mind-poision. Even if I did jerk it, I wouldn't watch that shit.

As you pointed out. Hormones and pent up sexual energy will accumulate if u dont release every so often.

Penting up your sexual energy by not fapping is not necessarily a good thing, nor is it bad. Sure you will have a higher sexual drive if you store the energy but that can lead to irrational decisions concerning woman which can lead to bad situations.

There are 2 things you can gain from not fapping usually. 1 is more pent up sexual energy and drive which can be converted to willpower and other energies but its very difficult to do so. 2. You will have a much increased desire to chase women which could help or hurt you.

The trick as I see it is to have a balance. Too much pent up sexual energy isnt that much of a good thing unless you do something with it. But if u have a regimen or parameters on how you manage ur sexual energy than that will work out the best for you.

Long post I know but for example. I jerk no more than 1 per day and some days I skip which is weekends. I choose to jerk in the morning before my college assigments and work for the day so I can focus on my work and not opening other tabs and stroking on and off since im itching for some puss.

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I enjoy doing it in a dream.
I just woke myself up to minimize the mess.

What Happened in the dream:
>Reading a thread on Sup Forums on a laptop
>someone posts a photo of a naked girl with her hands tied kneeling in front of a tv.
>Police walk by the car in the dream as I'm looking at the image.
>think to myself, I wouldn't ever let this happen irl so it must be dream
>"teleport" to me being in the room with the girl
>think to myself, she probably got raped, I'd provably do it like this
>next frame she's laying on the bed facedown with her legs spread
>...
>wake myself up just as I begin, and minimize the mess.

NoFap works. Do not let (((THEM))) tell you otherwise. Getting a dopamine high for nothing is bad for your productivity.

When I wank I am less likley to visit a prostitute so wanking has a negative social effect on my life but a positive financial one.

as long as you fuck modern western women, you are always cucked

>there's no science behind it
If all they're going on is anecdotal and circumstantial evidence, I can tell you that not fapping or at least heavily limiting it had nothing but positive effects for me

Top tier troll

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masturbating got me through college
i would study and get writers block
unzip dick and masturbate
feel good and i start to write like a genius

Fapping is good in some cases I believe, it can be used to manipulate your primitive side of your brain to be forced to like something or dislike something.

Or you could just not be a weak faggot that looks for anything to blame for your own shortcomings.

He's not the only one. I genuinely never knew how to do it.

guess all this extra energy and these gains were just in my head then

>things aren't bad for me because I don't acknowledge it
what a fool

I knew how but never wanted to, I still don't want to but do it anyway for fear of losing the ability.

This. Nofap is good for guys lusting over their coworker for 6 months that never found the guts to talk to her. Its not so good for guys focusing their life on their career or their schooling. Depends on your life situation and your short to mid term goals. That said, pornography is an evil weapon meant to hijack the aggressive energy of young men and turn them into docile wankers. Pornographers should be shot in the streets

>Your hormonal balance is fucked too from it.
Sounds like 18thC nonsense for shittalking Indians.

Fuck you, piece of shit. Only a retard takes real advice from leddit.

yourbrainonporn.com/ has been around for a while now. As early as 2013, neuroscientists have been researching the effects of porn consumption on brain activity, and most preliminary results point to effects similar to addictive substances and gambling.

No, masturbating and porn must be defeated entirely to return to normalcy.

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I tried no fap this week. Day 4 all I can think about is deciding if it's worth it to get a prostitute while at work, get home and take a cold shower to feel better. Day 6 I'm thinking about hiring strippers to come to my place but then I'm feeling more productive and doing reading which I had been wanting to do and feeling motivated. Day 7 (today) I'm driven mad with online dating, end up getting a hot 18 year old mega-thot exchanging nudes with me on snapchat which I just installed (I'm 32). I had already blown the biggest load of my life shortly after I had first messaged her with a description of my cock and financial assets, then two more shortly after that before the snapchat. Still perform for the snap chap cumming for a 5th time and she's DTF. WTF am I doing with my life.

And if you don't fuck them ur getting cucked.
So what exactly is ur point genius?

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stoned leaf here

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Yea I am on Nofap and noporn right now. I got too 23 days and I relapsed when i was drunk to some porn.
I just want to hit 90 days. So I will keep trying. There is a major problem with being to horny though, the best strategy is channeling that energy to creative work somehow.

I just fapped right now and I will keep doing it. Enjoy your cancer

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I bet everyone in this thread is secretly fapping to porn while saying this shit. Also got myself some doubles

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Because surely one faggot completely understands brain function when multi-billion dollar research organizations still don't have a full understanding of how the brain works.
By your logic 99.9% of the population would be brain damaged.
Speaking of brain damage, here's your average nofap tard.

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Yeah, only a real genius does shit like this.

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shes kinda ugly but has fucking amazing feet

I'm not seeing how to channel that, when I'm horny all can think about is getting laid, it was affecting my ability to work, I'm an engineer and I couldn't focus. When I'm not horny it works well, but again, don't see the path to channeling it. I tried no fap because I would fap more often than I would eat and want to not waste my time, but instead that time and a fair amount the energy went towards chasing thots instead. I know a Catholic convert who's been fap free for a year and does courting (no touching and you ask the father's permission), don't know if I can be like him.

what the fuck , just removethe doorwhy do you remove the whole frame. fucking reddit

Shit son, half removing the jamb as well? Fucking why? It would look fine if he just removed the door, this is retarded.