/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CONTINUING POLICY BY OTHER MEANS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
youtu.be/qselBDr9rHA

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
youtu.be/4ZK9SwI2nyc
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcQKr6TJax8
>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
youtu.be/8ymA5IPlY9A
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
youtu.be/3YdFby7y6D8
>2nd Lady/Charlotte talk about Marlon Bundo 3/23/18
youtu.be/PVzeOA59w0U
>AG Sessions (partial) in Birmingham AL 3/23/18
youtu.be/SHucBuJ7eCs
>DepAG Rosenstein on Cyber Law Enforcement 3/23/18
youtu.be/As5fCYER0fE
>FCC Commisioner Pajit on Robocalls 3/23/18
c-span.org/video/?442990-1/
>HHSDep video: Opioids abuse 3/23/18
youtu.be/CNeunLGqzxo
>USDA video: Sec Perdue BackToOurRoots Tour 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcwG4iwN6Fk
>This Week @State 3/23/18
youtu.be/ol8mjOfPPDs
>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442965-1/
>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/mAp-EDD_iqk
>Pres Trump signs Memorandum on China Tariffs 3/22/18
youtu.be/k9mwk-lx05Y
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Manchester NH 3/22/18
youtu.be/VXiHKjF49SQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Saud Prince MbS 3/22/18
youtu.be/V1zSNCr6cAI

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MAGA

REMEMBER DON'T RESPOND TO TROLLS
TROLLING ISN'T FUN IF NO ONE RESPONDS

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ANIME #1

AWOO #1

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actually if a nigga is posting azumanga daioh, he probably is a real nigga

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>chezia
:-\

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aaaAAAWWWOOOOOO!!~

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I tried making friends with them a few threads ago. They don't like that.

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>the general threads need a troll PSA to soothe their tender sphincter

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RICK AND MORTY #1

Okay, they screamed and stamped their feet all day long, can this be over now?

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>Shitposting therefore is an act of violence to compel our opponent to fulfill our will.
Kind-hearted people might of course think there was some ingenious way to disarm or defeat the enemy without losing your sides, and might imagine that this is the true goal of the art of shitposting. Pleasant as it sounds, it is a fallacy that must be exposed: shitposting is such dangerous business that mistakes that come from kindness are the very worst.

>Shitposting is an act of violence which in it’s application knows no bonds.

>Shitposting is merely the continuation of politics by other means.
We see, therefore, that shitposting is not merely an act of policy but a true political instrument, a continuation of political intercourse carried on with other means. What remains peculiar to shitposting is simply the peculiar nature of it’s means.

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Tfw I come here to fap to anons

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Have some botes on the way out. I'm going to bed now.

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>he says as he gets beat by virgins like that

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those portraits are so fucking gay... Did you vote for a President or a king?

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damn degenerate go to bed.

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Its a living

awoo posters are NOT welcome
please leave, thank you

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>its ok to be a roasty.

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Could you please not swear? That language is unkind.

NEW BREAD ,MIGRATE HERE

>tfw I come here to funpost and get away from Sup Forums leaking onto my other comfy generals on different boards

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What are you doing here faggot?

just a reminder that even the "losers" in here don't care about you.

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Voted for a God Emperor

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Not even the majority of high school students

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Reminder- Hogg changed everything with his stunning speech...

Millions of millennials loved his message.

When Hogg runs for office, you jerks here will be done away with.

Even boomers like Rick Wilson called David the "mlk of this generation" on msnbc.

Face it -- you old fucks are done for. Jump on the Hogg or get ran over.

faker, you want more frens, I can tell!

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>an entire generation of moderate - conservatives will come of age
>vocal and resolute after spending their youth being bullied and cowed into submission by their nonwhite, ultra-liberal peers
blood isn't spilled domestically by the boomers, it comes when Hogg and the Kike Krew get shoaed by former classmates who just wanted to be left alone

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>Futoshi/Kokoro officially busted
>Milkman officially queer
>Ikuno officially dyke

Darkest Hour

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enjoy those murderous tulpas, you autistic random piece of shit

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I hope youre not fapping right now.

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And yet, you're still here.

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>Why did you make us do thid? We just wanted to watch Hickok45 videos in peace.

lol at the anti goth gun mommy shills think bullying will stop anyone from posting

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Not posting the original

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I'm masturbating to you
Not your images
But thanks for encouraging me to fap harder regardless

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Both.

I like to awoo, gives me a sense of purpose. makes life comfy.

What are you doing here?

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i forgot what tulpas are...wuzzat?

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Abslute unit

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what turns you on about anons?

Schizophrenia

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>I'm masturbating to you
Kinda disturbing.

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>crisis actor runs for president

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please stop being a pervert think of the need to be b& children.

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>I like to awoo, gives me a sense of purpose.
Why lie?

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Threads seem slow, are we out of missile strike mode?

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maginary frens
>just like all my frens

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Put your hat on and get in the box

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>Moortuguese education does not include philosophy, children left behind unable to comprehend modern politics, MANY such cases
SAD

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henlo fren

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>he actually replied

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(((fact checking)))

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This must be none American, what's the country of origin for that slang.

>You will never have a short stack gf
It's either hot for her to be way taller than me
or shorter than me

but bitches the same height as me?
Fucking move out da way.

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might as well keep the fags in the despensible franxxx

Why would anyone lie on the internet, user? I don't.
There's no harm expected with being honest and being honest is a virtue.

You never answered my question,

Why are you here?

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hi goth mommy.
>love you

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non bots and shills have vented their frustrations at the total zionist subversion of everything, resume normal ptg astroturfing

>Snopes

It's all so tiresome.

Which user is your favorite?

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Ooooh what a sexy nevertrumper Israel #1

But why is being a virgin bad, it's almost like it says someone has standards and won't fuck anything that moves.

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>tfw no submissive amazon gf

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>I just wanted to go to college, marry Jessica, and have some kids before my folks got too old
>why did you make me kill all those people, why couldn't you just shut up and stop acting like such a sperg all the time David?!
>I NEVER WANTED TO PURGE THE WEST COAST GABRIELLA, I WANTED TO WATCH COLLEGE BASKETBALL AND GO TO MEDICAL SCHOOL

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ARYAN MASTER RACE

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82nd for ISRAEL

why are you enabling him? I accuse you of being a homosexual due to this.

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or they're clocking out because they don't get paid for overtime.

>Tfw i come here to get up to date news about the presidency and whatever dumb shit or good shit it does, while also trying to keep everyone up to date about the basic sort of political shit the Middle East is up to

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>submissive amazon
What?

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ignore this goy it's beyond schizo
you literally partition bits of your soul onto you external emvironment, and as it grows independently it will loathe you amd will kill you (that is, if you weren't being responsible enough)

she's also replying as if his pride about being hite is a personal attack on her

almost as if someone is defensive about her life choices

getting sweet talked by black and muslim youth isn't uncommon.

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Hail the Shitposter in Chief
imagine destroying the NWO with Tweets
legend

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I'm just hoping the skank can turn milkman straight
and Ikuno can whip Fatasshit into Fitasshit and Ikuno turns straight from being around him.

I hope that Abe meme is true. Which really would be a good lesson that sometimes the people we think we love or we think are "the one" aren't and it isn't until we find someone who is truly complementary that we reach our best.

I know, most walked out either via peer pressure or because hey look I can skip class and pretend it's for a meaningful cause and look good when my parents complain.

Tall but submissive

It's a nice change of pace, but too short means you can't have sex standing up, and a womanlet is risky for your children. Definitely worth a try, I did enjoy it, but a woman just a few inches shorter is best. Ideal is she has to stretch just a tiny bit, or stand on her tip toes to kiss you comfortably

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>kloss 6'2"

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>There's no harm expected with being honest and being honest is a virtue.
Yet you're still lying and trying to deflect with suggestive questions. If theres no harm in honesty why would you hurt me?

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Good luck, user.

i'm not big into paranormal stuff but that sounds really scary

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That's quite the can on that .50.

What model is it, don't recognize with all the mods.

>>tfw no submissive amazon gf
where my /ss/bros at?

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