Celebration thread. Wife knows about jq and I did my first part. I love you all and will be back
I'm having a white baby
Isaac Butler
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Connor Morgan
Good for you user
Noah Price
My first born died before me, user
My first born.
Connor Ortiz
kid* using the world "baby" only makes your larp even more stupid
Henry Davis
Sieg Heil
Elijah Smith
>white woman
Enjoy your divorce
Brody Morgan
Make sure it knows Israel #1 by age 5
Ayden Powell
I was the kid after a miscarriage. Never stop trying. I exceeded all expectations and now I'm the happiest man that there could be
Jonathan Walker
Lol enjoy paying for her expensive meds too
Tyler Garcia
Man the satisfaction that I am bringing a child into this world orders whatever you are thinking. Today is a good day
Cooper Price
t.cuck
Lincoln Williams
Adam Howard
Nice job on not being a homo. Get as much sleep as you can before it gets here.
Parker Jackson
Was your wife a virgin when you met her?
Liam Roberts
No. Nor was i. I'm just happy man. It's good to bring life into this world
Zachary Cox
Congrats, user. Make sure you make more if you can. And teach them well.
HEIL VICTORY
Adrian Richardson
I am also. Cheers, user.
Liam Ward
Good job!
One down, five to go.
Hunter Clark
>Get as much sleep as you can before it gets here
THIS. LISTEN TO THIS MAN, user.
Blake Richardson
I wish you the best, buddy.
Jacob Nelson
this unironically
Kevin Turner
>White woman
LMAO it ain't yours should have gotten a qt 100% loyal asian babe
Isaiah Carter
what does jq mean in your OP?
Dominic Roberts
someone tell me how bad babies are
i would like to have kids but imagine screaming at all hours of the night
Asher Hernandez
I'm ready for it and you should be too. You once were that crazy child
Jonathan Price
Your real live start's now. Congratulations, user.
Sebastian Williams
how is it relevant that your wife is into racist conspiracy theories?
Bentley Price
God speed user!
Cooper Barnes
Hi Schlomo.
Oliver Diaz
Yay! Congrats, best wishes!
Liam Sanchez
Congrats, user!
Cuzão.
It means she has the same opinions OP has.
Cameron Lee
Congratulations user
John Campbell
Damn, I'm sorry, user.
From what I've seen because of my married friends, it isn't easy. But they love their kids. So I guess in the end it's worth it.
Andrew Gray
Congrats bro.
Carson Morris
how come terryposting always gets me digits *thinking emoji*
Liam Butler
Omg are we realky having this thread, Reddit?
I'm in tears right now, I couldn't be happier omg omg omg
Evan Lopez
Googoo
Seig Boob
Anthony Ward
HE BREEDING
THAT VERY IMPRESSIVE
ONLY EVERY OTHER LIVING THING ON EARTH DO IT
Luke Gonzalez
you dont know its white until you see it come out.
seriously good job , hope all is well
Thomas Davis
I get your joke but man, am i happy. I hope you find happiness best of luck user
Ayden Campbell
trebles and i get to name it
Joseph Phillips
Have you started thinking about names, OP?
Logan Powell
re roll
Eli Thomas
fuck. last one
Chase Brown
Congrats user!
Josiah Howard
Why you don't have kids yourself? Then you can pick names.
Daniel Rodriguez
My son is 3 months old. Blonde hair blue eyes pure Anglo Saxon. I have succeeded in life
Tyler Morales
congrats user. Raise him well
Austin Cooper
yeah, but i want to fuck anons kid up , not mine
also checked
Jordan Price
if triples name it tyrone after it's father.
Christian Brooks
I'm having a baby that is 72% white.
Do I get to celebrate?
Isaiah Jenkins
William or Owen. If I made a boy
Chase Walker
Point taken.
Evan Rodriguez
Jeremiah Hall
This.
Not even Kekking.
Jaxson Ward
Yes you have.
Elijah Miller
This pic made me laugh. Ty
Landon Martinez
And girl names? It's best to at least have one in mind, just in case.
Jackson Young
jewish question
Cooper Nelson
fuck that, call your boy Sue.
Chase Young
Kek'ed
Jordan Stewart
If my first born is a female will treat her as a princess. Name, not too sure yet. Diana or Katherine would suit her
Anthony Jones
You have boy or abortion?
Jeremiah Campbell
D'awww.
I think Katherine is better. I wouldn't pick Diana because of that British princess.
Jaxon Edwards
Camden Sanders
Don't be a cunt. Abortion is a sin.
David Foster
>If my first born is a female will treat her as a princess.
Princesses have responsibilities live a life of regimented duty.
If your going to inflate her ego for 18 years your going to turn her into a slut.
Hunter Wilson
Avoid (((hospitals)))and ultrasounds if possible, read her blog and Twitter:
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Charles Moore
And vaccines obviously.
Nicholas Turner
>something something satanism
The absolute state of Polish Catholicism.
Jason Rodriguez
>Don't give stupid advice to OP, there is nothing wrong with ultrasounds.
Xavier Miller
Greentexted by mistake.
Michael Cooper
MORE WHITE KIDS
MORE WHITE KIDS
IF YOU SEE A FERTILE WHITE FEMALE JUST SHOOT CUM IN/AROUND HER AND RUN
MORE WHITE KIDS
Landon Richardson
roll for this
Aaron Martin
Tank you for your cervix
Bentley Davis
>just shoot cum in/around her and run
Next step: go to jail.
Only a nigger would suggest something like this.
Adrian Richardson
Buddy no daughter of mine, if I am blessed with one, will ever consider being slutty. Stop projecting your problems
Evan Ward
WRONG. Newer studies are coming out showing it’s not safe.
bitchute.com
The medical system is literally run by them. It’s all fucked. Anything that has to do with women is also even more fucked because they follow doctors’ advice even more.
Joseph Perez
Call it Adolf
Hunter Robinson
PRESS C TO CONGRATULATE OP
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William Carter
congratulations
Daniel Morgan
Good luck. It gets pretty bad but it'll be more or less over in 18 years.
Owen Robinson
Praising a female with a constant barrage of attention and self reinforcement turns them into sluts.
It removes negative consequences for behavior.
A porn star for example, is an induced mental state brought about by a flood of positive reinforcement.
So yeah, treat her like your daughter, not a 'princess'
Xavier Watson
Congratulations, OP. Me and my wife will race you to 7 white kids. Winner gets a Sup Forums gold account.
Bentley Fisher
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Julian Edwards
This isn't something that is difficult to avoid. A father has to show his daughter that she can count on him but at the same time be a figure of authority that must be obeyed.
I remember my father praying the Lord's Prayer and the Hail Mary with me and my sister and then putting us to sleep.
Jose Perez
dont forget to snip-snap the foreskin
Jordan Robinson
I'm past military
If it's a boy or a girl, my kid will do we
Kayden Morales
>I remember my father praying the Lord's Prayer and the Hail Mary with me and my sister and then putting us to sleep.
Comfy.
Jayden Williams
go make as many white babies as possible. congratulations and heil hitler
Blake Edwards
Based
Dylan Morales
Lincoln Bailey
Tripled. Understand she'll start acting crazy and be prepared.
Alexander Flores
Get a genetic test
Elijah Rogers
god bless you user
Mason Young
Same here due in 3 months but remember 1 isn't enough. 2 for replacement, 3 for growth. You need more.
My wife understands this and is happy to become a baby machine
Leo Roberts
That is a memory of my childhood that I really cherish. I'd love to marry and have kids so I could have such a moment with my children.
Christopher Moore
The only way to know if a baby is developing as it should is through a ultrasound. My friends had them during their pregnancy and nothing wrong happened.
Ryan Smith
Totally worth it, fag. They'll scream and puke and cry (belly aches from digestive system development - unavoidable) and you'll feel love when you hug and whisper to them and they feel better.
I spent 2-3h every night walking with my son in my arms until he fell back asleep and I regret nothing.
Aaron Jenkins
>belly aches from digestive system development
This happened to one of my friend's kid. It got better with time.