/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FLORIDAWOMAN EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
youtu.be/qselBDr9rHA

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
youtu.be/4ZK9SwI2nyc
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcQKr6TJax8
>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
youtu.be/8ymA5IPlY9A
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
youtu.be/3YdFby7y6D8
>2nd Lady/Charlotte talk about Marlon Bundo 3/23/18
youtu.be/PVzeOA59w0U
>AG Sessions (partial) in Birmingham AL 3/23/18
youtu.be/SHucBuJ7eCs
>DepAG Rosenstein on Cyber Law Enforcement 3/23/18
youtu.be/As5fCYER0fE
>FCC Commisioner Pajit on Robocalls 3/23/18
c-span.org/video/?442990-1/
>HHSDep video: Opioids abuse 3/23/18
youtu.be/CNeunLGqzxo
>USDA video: Sec Perdue BackToOurRoots Tour 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcwG4iwN6Fk
>This Week @State 3/23/18
youtu.be/ol8mjOfPPDs
>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442965-1/
>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/mAp-EDD_iqk
>Pres Trump signs Memorandum on China Tariffs 3/22/18
youtu.be/k9mwk-lx05Y
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Manchester NH 3/22/18
youtu.be/VXiHKjF49SQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Saud Prince MbS 3/22/18
youtu.be/V1zSNCr6cAI

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MAGA

Goodmorning to everyone who supports trump for signing the spending bill

Oh and hail BOLTON

Think some people here need this reminder

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AWOO!

NO MORE HOMOS IN THIS BREAD!

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REMEMBER DON'T RESPOND TO TROLLS
TROLLING ISN'T FUN IF NO ONE RESPONDS

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nice paid actors

Told you it existed

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They should make murder illegal. Enough is enough.

Is Florida Man welcome in this thread too?

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MAGA #1

Dude I could fuck you up

DONGLOAD PUMP #1

I don't see the swimsuit on the website. :(

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What is that? Mayo and ketchup?

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Did you make piece that you are the neocons now?

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Why did trump betray us? Omnibus bill, bump stocks... what’s next?

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...

IRAN #1

I WANT SOME WINNING. I SAID I HAD ENOUGH BUT I WAS LYING. I NEED SOME WINNING

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>implying anyone is straight
>Even silverdaddy Pence

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Is there a white pill on this fucking omnibus? Pretty fucking pissed.

THIS MEANS AWOOS

goddammit florida

>tfw have to write blues lyrics for my humanities class
welp /ptg/ i'm fugged. Randlet save me

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ITS TIME TO SLEEP /PTG/
*yawn*

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>want to post a webm
>file size: 3.08 MB

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>when your general needs a troll PSA to protect your raw buttocks

Yo fluffy you don’t have serious opnions. Also any reason this pic looks like a construction worker with braces

>using your neices, nephews, sons, daughters and students to have an emotional whine about "hurr durr ban da gunz, they are bad"
gun grabbers are fucking scum, i hope neither Trump, The NRA or GOA bend to these howling cunts.
bump stock ban is bullshit and should be slashed.

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CHINKERS...
GET THE CABLES

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Thats a heart attack for me.

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While I thank you for your baking, you shall be punished for not posting my image. I will check back with you soon. Know that I am not evil. I simply hold those due accountable.

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Chili, cheddar, sour cream, crumbled Fritos, finely chopped jalapeños, onion, and no clue what the red shit it

>Army Corp of Engineers constructing remaining border fortifications
>vital to national security, can't be helped
>Executive has final say in spending
oh noooooooooooo, that sucks :^)

OP HAS FALLEN TO ONE OF THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS, DRINKING DURING REAL LEWD HOURS
>NEW BAKER NEEDED
>NEW BAKER NEEDED
>NEW BAKER NEEDED

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My mom loves those fucking lemonade cups, I really don't understand. Hates the lemonade but loves that big ass cup.

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I might be wrong about it being official merchandise

It's for newbies, we take care of our own!

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You have literally 0 reason to even claim this. Why are you making random things up?

post the image you forgot

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Stay mad kid

No wall
90% ICE reduction
Dems get everything they want

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Bush 3.0 is in effect. Cant wait till they draft your asses to fight for israel. You will be awooing in the desert kek

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>not gay
>but I would take a boyfriend right now
>or girlfriend.

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41st for ISRAEL

There's a rule about ketchup on hotdogs.

how much money does it cost to rub my pebis on a gril body like that

fuck off retard, jesus christ you contribute NOTHING
if you dont get paid to do this, your life is pathetic
you do nothing all day but spam your manchild awoo shit and avoid discussing politics at all costs

inshallah

youtube.com/watch?v=Kk6Ao2K76ro

youtube.com/watch?v=Kk6Ao2K76ro

Best hotdog: ketchup, mustard, sweet relish, mayo, dill pickles, onions, jalepenos(optional)

>Join a cult becasue your so fucking retarded you can't stop betraying everyone.
>get murdered while destroying the race you claimed you were protecting


ooops

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Where is that one piece of shit shill at? I'm going find you tonight.

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cause your mom likes big things in her hand

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wuz whites neanderthals n shiet?

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Moar

AWOO
W
O
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Will also be drunk but I'll bake.

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>thots

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I think I could boomer
The dems can’t touch the money and ICE capacity is increased

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>I-its 4d chess
Says the desperate magapeed for the 7th time this week

Pharaoh Trump has granted you an audience in front of his divine presence. Make a wish or ask a favor, but it shall only be granted if you roll a 0 or 9.

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I wanted to give a grill one. Such is life.

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height and weight, and i'll consider it

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Will you give me one more rare Gabi, please. Please?! PLEASE!

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Less words. Human brains are wired to support the most succinct response. Short and sweet.

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What's wrong with just a simple hotdog? Just ketchup, sweet relish and a light touch of mustard?

Drank to slow to be drunk, I'm just sleepy now; if I get drunk on /ptg/ I might accidentally post that ultra-rare saran wrap valentine's Trish and then what would I tease my fren with?

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You slut

Replace each of the hole flags with a flag with the name and picture of a dead Stoneman student, and have the 18th flag say "You have the power to stop the next 17 from dying. Americans will love you for saving their children."

Stay mad kid

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i love when ever women feel threaten they attack your sex life. lmao what points do i get with fucking harlots?

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Don't wanna

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SWAMPED . COM

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trump is fucking useless piece of shit

IGNORE THE GOD DAMN SHILLS AND LOOK HERE FOR 2 SECONDS PLEASE.

>vote here
>strawpoll.com/dh8k1y2k

The DeepState can not allow Trump a Second Term because he will be completely unrestrained. He will be able to do one of many MAJOR ACTIONS nearly immediately with little political fallout. He will not have to worry about reelection or a phony (((Russian Probe))) as the investigation will be well over by then. He will have the backing of the people and the mandate to do incredible things.

What should Trump do first during his Second Term?
strawpoll.com/dh8k1y2k

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>165304706
Are you paid to hate on AWOO, or do you do it for free?

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i said height and weight, nothing lewd about that

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>dems can't touch the money I signed away
Denial. Next comes anger.

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>6'1"
>190lbs
>blue eyes.
>ever so slightly goose lookin

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thanks for the link, however superintelligent AI will have to realize later on that being connected to the etheric sea of life will temporarily prevent their premature death from entropy

imagine spamming r/Democrats lines at 2:15 AM EST

roll out tanks against the next astroturf from (((them)))

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I would shoot the kids myself i it meant I could slap you

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STFU

Trump is a Soros plant. A long con to mobilize the youth and the left, so the democrats can have all three branches in 2020. Btw, ids Stormy day today! Popcorn time.

Stay mad kid

Did he died?

>Trump hires bolton
(((Unrestrained))) as fuck!

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You like what you see?

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>went back to the start of her instagram to rip but it was from 2014 and in HS
I didn't rip a lot because even I've got standards about being a dirty old man (kinda), not sure if any I've got are rare anymore, but maybe this one?

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sometimes you gotta go big or go home. When I get a hot dog I get every topping available at the concession stand and call it a garbage dog
I only ever eat hot dogs at sporting events

Well im going to ""sleep"" /ptg/, see you tomorrow.

seriously stop responding to b8

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>On March 16, I spent the day with my family waiting to hear whether I would be fired, after 21 years in the FBI and one day before I qualified for my long-planned, earned retirement.
washingtonpost.com/opinions/andrew-mccabe-not-in-my-worst-nightmares-did-i-dream-my-fbi-career-would-end-this-way/2018/03/23/5ff8fd8c-2eb9-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html

Imagine being trump and letting some guy wonder if he will get his retirement package for 90 days and than fucking him at the last minute. than tweet about it to make sure that salt gets rubbed in good and deep

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are you angry? You really won't like what's next. :)

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Physically remove leftists.

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Lol shut up boomer

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>LOOK MA I POSTED IT AGAIN!