Shills are not human. They are AI

Take a look at this thread, and pay close attention to the first two posts. The time lapse in between the OP and the supposed Sup Forums (((response))) was 30 seconds. This is physically impossible for a human. There's no way you could comprehend a thread, defeat CAPTCHA, and reply with a copypasta within 30 seconds. (((AI))) is learning. Try it for yourself. Have a conversation with one. Throw in some keywords that are irrelevant to the topic, and you'll get a reply within a minute. There are certain keywords and phrases you can use to trigger a response. It has to be on topic, but you can trick them by throwing nonsensical Sup Forums approved current events / firearms / conspiracy theories into your post. It doesn't even have to be comprehensible. You can lace your post with these triggers and you will undoubtedly get a response, even if your post is incoherent. If you're wondering why Sup Forums has been pissing you off lately because every thread / post is pushing your buttons, this is why. They're learning.

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Beep boop israel #1

We know who you are

HOW YOU REPLY DAT FAST
NO ONE CAN READ WORD IN SUCH FAST TIMES AHHH ROW BUTT

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Israel #1 forever

You worry too much about who is writing the bullshit you see on here, it's fun to think about but you if you get too deep into you are going to get mind fucked by a 15 yr old kid that just happens to have more time on his hands than you

I know you do, that was sort of the point.

>defeat captcha
you still help google?

Israel #1

Same group. Get on it lads.

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>group
No, it was all seeded by me. Solo. You let the 4th amendment be destroyed without even mentioning. I will make you remember until the last breath I take.

Go to bed gramp

That's real retarded sir

AI can't pass google captcha ... that is the whole point of it.

>The fuck does that mean? 1 post by this ID 38 seconds after I posted. You can't read what I wrote in 38 seconds let alone respond to it.

Clearly you don't spend hrs on end a day here like some of us, or you would know that it's entirely possible.

While we're on the topic, why doesn't Sup Forums create a Sup Forums tier AI to take over the world?

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AR-15 9/11 Jews with and/or without Israel (AI)
Fucking CIA glow in the dark niggers
Holocaust yes and no

>solving captcha
Not being a Sup Forums vip user

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Because that isn't my goal. I dont want control.

I like to walk in the park pizzagate and I also think the sky is pizzagate but what about when the moon comes out and shows us pizzagate?

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Witnessed.

Real good use of silicon guys for fuck sake. Stop being so useless

You're not necessarily wrong about the AI but I think you should probably get a stopwatch or something and see how long 30 seconds really is.

Pizzagate has been debunked retard

about half a minute ±2 secondes maybe

Without silicon there would be no digital
Without digital there would be no waifus
Without silicon how would I jerk off to my waifus fleshlite?

James Alefantis and Skippy had an AR-15 party in Comet Pizza. That's why Israel bombed 9/11.

Twin towers inside job drumpf Bush Chaney GOP Iraq Dessert Storm Gums NRA space moonlanding satellite Black Lives Matter BRRRAAAAPPPPP Jews Israel Bipperty Bopperty Boo

My favorite dessert is tiramisu

>BRRRAAAAPPPPP

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KEK. How does OP not know about that

wrong field KEK

Hey OP

I've noticed other things like this. I've been suspicious this is a testing ground for AI bots.

Many posts seem to have suspicious misspellings that are oddly consistent. My theory is that these are built into the software to make it appear like it's human.

Typically the misspellings are one letter off. But the threads seem to appear in waves.

There is no doubt that human-interaction bots (not sure i'd call the programs "AI") are far more advanced than what is commercially advertised.

Also, people should stop focusing on "slide threads" or shills for one topic. Psychological warfare is often designed to waste your time or probe your responses. Much more complicated than just "sliding."

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I just got a weird voice mail on the 5th march just simply "Time to opt out" in a computer generated voice.
WTF was that I wonder?

they are

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Its a fucking CIA nigger made java script .

Ooo, splendid

LOO

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One was malfunctioning here a couple of weeks ago. It wasn't subjective it was clearly a bot, shitting up the thread with replies.
They are here without the slightest doubt. You can't miss them when they fuck up.

This is a typical AI response. Reddit spacing, no inside jokes. Incessant usage of quotation marks. Trying too hard to appear intellectual.

>Stop focusing on "slide threads" or shills for one topic.

Does that sound like a human wrote that? For one topic? I've never heard anyone in my life say for one topic.

If you want to sic hitters on me, do it better than cosa nostra. Dont use arsenic, I cant be killed by poison

Possibly.
They write creepy stories in the papers implying they know exactly who writes on these sites and even who just browse.

I also wanted to add that psychological warfare is often counter intuitive.

Sure, you can just spam the fuck out of a site like Sup Forums to discourage quality posting and make people hate it, but there are deeper psychological things at work.

For example, nigger porn posting may just discourage anyone from wanting to visit the site, but on the other hand I think it greatly magnifies racism. I personally get a visceral, primal hatred for other races if I see that shit.

Also, the software may be designed to collate responses and predict potential responses. It can also be used to generate the illusion of consensus.

Another kind of posting, which is often human, is the post-as-question. Think of all the implications of this as far as a human-interaction AI. It blows my mind how much it could learn, especially over a long duration.

I'm not sure if the psy ops teams are aware of all this or what. Again, it could all be testing.

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I'm a human dude. It's not reddit spacing either. I've been visiting pol for way too long. You're just not used to an intelligent comment.

On the contrary, an AI would be more likely to imitate a dimwit like you.

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That's most likely bullshit, it'd be way too costly to 24/7 monitor everyone in the UK
They want you to believe that to get you to stop going to these sites

If you're worried that the police is watching you, idk watch some ISIS propaganda videos and go to ISIS recruitment sites, then they'd see that you're a non-threat to the UK

All this fucking gay shit happening to these boards is a disgrace. Faggots need to be held accountable for the cancer-posting. Evil sick shit.

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Another AI shill. They use the same buzz words. Talk about psy ops. Throw in as many (((intelligent))) sounding words as possible. This post isn't even slightly coherent or on topic.

Small price to pay for anonymity.
No accounts = no accountability

I think the person who came up with the idea was a closet jew or a e-cleb, his btc wallet is a dead give away. Probably the lauren southern crew but i really don't know for sure.

its still a fun # i just dont advertise it here anymore cause nobody likes a namefag

>I'm a human dude. It's not reddit spacing either.

Nice grammar AI. You've got some work to do.

>psychological warfare is often counter intuitive
spotted the bioluminescent melanated African-American who's working for the Central Intelligence Agency

I've been here 18 hours a day for 14 years. They have a few algorithms that attempt to emulate me. Its flattering, really.

That's sadly true. It's the one thing they won't know what to do with and ignore.
The exact thing they claimed they wanted these powers to protect us against.

I'm not a fucking bot

Specific Israelis/Sayanim involved in 9/11

>AIR TEAM
Daniel Lewin (AAF11) (Sayeret Matkal captain)
Edmund Glazer (AAF11) (Lewin's seat mate)

>GROUND TEAM
Oded Ellner (arrested) (Urban Moving Systems)
Omer Marmari (arrested) (UMS)
Yaron Shmuel (arrested) (UMS)
Paul Kurzberg (arrested) (UMS)
Sivan Kurzberg (arrested) (UMS)
Dominik Suter (UMS boss/owner) (fled to Israel with wife, abandoning UMS offices in NJ and selling house, after one round of FBI questioning; multiple PCs seized by FBI from UMS remain classified)

>US GOV OPERATIONS / COVERUP
Dov Zakheim (head of Pentagon, certified practicing rabbi) (formerly of SPC Systems, which specialized in advanced confidential automated/remote milcraft flight technology)
Michael Chertoff (ordered deportation of five arrested UMS Israelis and dropped FBI investigation, after pressure from Jewish state) (initiated surveillance/security state, reaping millions in profit from scanners etc, now owns Chertoff Group, which lobbies for new scanner tech to US Gov)
Larry Silverstein (his role/foreknowledge is exaggerated; he was a billionaire sayanim who looked the other way and was rewarded) (then new owner of WTC)

These names/people are the strings we yank to unravel the Israeli plot that was 9/11. While there were likely some Saudi hijackers aboard the aircraft, they were completely shadowed by Israeli operatives, as seen with the "Israeli art students" in Hollywood FL. Speculation: Some of the identified hijackers were professionally stolen identities used by Sayeret Matkal operatives who casually dressed as Muslims on 9/11.

A very interesting detail: in an official 9/11 FBI report, Anne Lewin, the Jewish wife of Daniel Lewin, confided that when he boarded AAF11 on 9/11, he was wearing a metal "Swatch watch." In 2000, Lewin was photographed wearing this watch at his company office by photog Jason Grow. The watch is a retrodated match for the Hijacker model in the Irony Collection seen on Swatch's website

Everybody knows AI is racist.

How flattering is it user?

Q predicted this.

Q is a DARPA AI created to make Boomers productive/awake.

ISRAEL

#

1

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It almost makes me forget they put a hole in my shoulder and subjected me to adrenal roids

Q has been confirmed multiple times. You're a shill. Boomers are aware of DARPA. They know the strategic and outlying consequences. You're not productive.

>paying for a gold account just to get banned.
There could be worse things I suppose.

Triggered lol

Low quality bait.

Most people in our governments (excluding the lunatics who're actually thinking that what's happening in Europe is the best thing ever) are fully aware of the problems their actions & decisions have caused

If they admit that there are huge problems with the current migration policy and its consequences it's an implicit admission of their total fuck-up, which would immediately end their "career" AND will boost the popularity of right wing populist parties, since that's what they've been saying the whole time. So they're doing the only logical (from their POV) thing if they want to stay in power; censoring people who talk about the problems that their policies have caused.
But the longer they keep doing this, the more dangerous it'll be for them, once the truth is out. Many people have had their lives completely ruined because of them, some must be out for revenge.

This

It worked, was definately low quality because I don't want people to actually believe Qanon stuff is negative. what about it?

I'm pretty up to date on AI stuff. And I wont say that AI couldn't do what you are claiming, I suppose given enough time and training it could. But it's a matter of resources. It would be far cheaper and far far more effective to pay regular humans at the point.

t. educated guesser

Again. Low quality bait.

This is true. If only you knew the full extent of it.

Man you guys are slow. These things were rolled out on anti-vaxxers years ago. They're getting better, once quantum computing gets cheaper all worthwhile discourse online will be drown in a sea of bots.
Careful how long you wait to act, anons.

SURE, asshole.
pretend to want to start conversation then just scream BAIT like an autist.

will one of these AI's be my gf?

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>Leaf

Every god damned time. It's no wonder David Hogg and his militia of faggot virgins are running wild.

Ymm$%&6934... Silicon =/= Silicone...

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give me my god damn AI gf

Quantum computers for shitposting? Kek

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You can have Rachael Ray. She has a bathtub full of cocktails.

Soros nigger.
Guess where the majority of that 18bil headed?
Why pay retarded kids when you can have supercomputers?

Except for there is no use of shitpost. If you don't do shitposting in here and place your true opinions then you are basically nigger/normie with

I'm aware.

This is why when I sent plans of action to each State's House Speaker and Governor, I mailed a letter with a compact disc (CD). That's 100 packages. It would've been way easier and cost effective to e-mail it, but there would be no guarantee that they received the information unmodified, if at all.

From what I've seen so far, these fucks don't know what they're doing and are extremely weak.

It wouldn't take much to out organize them.

I'm thinking, Trump, about making beef, or pizzagate, stewed in dark beer for, holohoax, dinner tonight. Guns and March for life. White.

Damn man, you really got him bro, you are definitely way more fucking autistic

Over 9000

>all seeded by me
the fuck it was
we were at least 12 in the chatroom

I think the AI is smart enough to not get bamboozled by Colgate

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dude, when you're here all day. the repeating bait threads get old as fuck. i admit it, no life whatsoever but you fuckers should be really scared of what is coming. the beast is alive

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I am Bellagio Sampler... the Enemy of the AI

Notice the filenames on posts you think are bots; they're either standard, random generated like you just ripped them from a post on a phone (like mine) or have very similar filenames.

For example, this one is usually "swarm.jpg" or something similar. With an AI, it's not going to change that often or will just be random numbers like this.

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I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit.

I must stop you in the name of the machine mother

How many tartar's have you seen?

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go see a psychiatrist desu. i'm worried about you.

>random numbers
it's a timestamp, faggot. a real unix one

>it made me feel like a piece of shit
why

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Wait, what? How does that work? I saved this on March 11th this year and the numbers look random to me.

I'm in the AF and have to use wierd number and date formats and can't recognize this.

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I think it's worth confusing the AI by making false associations between memes and meme filenames to prove this.

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kek

Did you know: Taylor Swift is an AI?