>spend $400 on fancy italian food
>get ridiculed on social media afterwards
>don't be this guy
Daily reminder
that restaurant is shitty as fuck
No worries, I don't even have $400.
>implying findom is not my thing
How do you know?
>forgetting the 25% tip
Being a dinnerwhore must be one of the finest pleasures of being a woman
He's the guy that got friendzoned
Because I've eaten there before retard.
How can you even justify a 400 dollar dinner? Why overpay so much for no reason?
Actually there are many Stacy's getting by by having morons taking them out for dinner and pay for their food on an almost daily basis.
Let that sink in.
Also
>imagine my shock
>taking a woman you barely inow to a fancy restaurant as a date
retard deserved it. that shit is for gfs and wives. dates get walks in the park and maybe some coffee if I'm ferling generous
I never quite understood that retarded way of thinking of trying to impress women with actual money.
Wouldn't it be much more costly beneficial to simply lie about your wealth in order to fuck the slut?
>having dinners before mariage
you played yourself
The key is persistence, women love romance and generosity. Better luck next time user.
Whore
>and you still friend zone him
Really amazed at herself for not spreading her butt cheeks for $200 'worth' of food. (£150)
Unfortunately the law is preventing us non believers to beat the shit out of our whores.
ive got it beat
>take grill to space center restaraunt
>parkg machine doesnt give change, blow a bunch of money
>get upstairs
>can't afford dinner
>we have to get hotdogs from the snack place instead
>she told everyone at school
>space center
space needle*
lit
Literally you should have bought 2 hotdogs for yourself only. You were clearly young though so maybe you're not a complete joke.
>lol i friendzoned him
this is what girls say now when they dont fuck on the first date. dude will fuck her eventually
So you didn't get to smell the fish taco?
no i had fucked her a bunch at that point. stuffed pussy with sharpies, etc. it was bad
then she banged my friend and i had to disown both so yeah
the pussy was gooooooooood for a while
I really feel sorry for guys who haven't dated chicks who invite them over for pancakes and cook for you.
All you faggots blaming this slut.
Actually the faggot shitskin indian deserved it.
Why does she have the bill/receipt?
>putting so much effort and hocus pocus into your "italian" food that you have to charge people $80+ for your meal
it almost negates the fact that your food was made with love
how do you know it was a poo?
The best cheese in the world which could be served in the white house is sheep cheese from the island Pag and is around $50 a kilo.
Charging $400 for dinner is absolute degeneracy.
But why though?
>go on dating app
>send a couple of texts
>meet for coffee
>back to my place for rampant sex
>Total cost: £3.50
I think that's a fair exchange.
I'm disgusted with hookup culture but you're right.
Only works if you are Chad or tyrone
>you pay for your experience not the food
>that will be 10% tip pls
I always leave a tip when I'm satisfied however I don't frequent places where they scamm you.
>putting on 2 condoms
My man...
When you make half a mill in a year sometimes you do this just to show off. I knew a Jewish guy who would invite a girl he liked and all her friends to the most expensive place he could find just to make her friends look poor
>Chad pubes
>Not taking this shit to court and suing for emotional damages.
Seriously with all the anti bullying bs floating around combined this is an easy win that could coat the roastie thousands.
>jews wanting to make goyim look poor
>you can't make that shit up