Reasons China is better than the USA:
1) There are no liberals, no conservatives, and nobody ever has stupid political debates.
2) In China you can smoke ANYWHERE. Doctor’s office, restaurants, ANYWHERE.
3) You can drink liquor everywhere. On the street, sidewalk, in a cab, ANYWHERE. (It costs about 25cents for a bottle of 56% [112 proof] alcohol.
4) EVERYTHING is cheaper.
5) They love white people (especially Americans). It’s like being a rockstar.
6) There is ZERO political correctness. You can say whatever the fuck you want and nobody cares. You could say “All Japanese men are violent dogs” and everyone would just nod.
7) No p.c. police. If someone accused you of being racist, you could just say “Yeah. So what?” (They never imported millions of slaves and never had a civil rights movement. Their culture is roughly 95% HAN ethnicity, so yeah… In China, being proud of your race and culture is a GOOD thing. It’s expected.)
8) There are 1.5 billion Chinese people and approximately half of them are women. (They use umbrellas on sunny days because they want their skin to stay as white as possible. Not Kidding. Dark skin is considered ugly in China.)
9) They do Capitalism better than we do. (Everyone always talks about “Communist China” but I’ve been living here for three years and I haven’t noticed a single communist aspect except for the flags. Their shopping centers are fucking enormous. And all they ever seem to do is shop.)
10) Relaxed environment. Getting an abortion is like going to the dentist. Religious nutbags are OFFICIALLY prohibited from bothering you about their beliefs (let alone influencing politics with their primitive ideological nonsense).
11) They have strippers at their funerals. Not kidding. Google it.
So yeah… Ironically, the best place for a white male capitalist who hates political/religious/p.c./sjw bullshit and loves to drink and smoke is Communist China.
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