/ptg/ President Trump General - Tick Tock, Where Is That Trump Cock? Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
youtu.be/qselBDr9rHA

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
youtu.be/4ZK9SwI2nyc
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcQKr6TJax8
>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
youtu.be/8ymA5IPlY9A
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
youtu.be/3YdFby7y6D8
>2nd Lady/Charlotte talk about Marlon Bundo 3/23/18
youtu.be/PVzeOA59w0U
>AG Sessions (partial) in Birmingham AL 3/23/18
youtu.be/SHucBuJ7eCs
>DepAG Rosenstein on Cyber Law Enforcement 3/23/18
youtu.be/As5fCYER0fE
>FCC Commisioner Pajit on Robocalls 3/23/18
c-span.org/video/?442990-1/
>HHSDep video: Opioids abuse 3/23/18
youtu.be/CNeunLGqzxo
>USDA video: Sec Perdue BackToOurRoots Tour 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcwG4iwN6Fk
>This Week @State 3/23/18
youtu.be/ol8mjOfPPDs
>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442965-1/
>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/mAp-EDD_iqk
>Pres Trump signs Memorandum on China Tariffs 3/22/18
youtu.be/k9mwk-lx05Y
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Manchester NH 3/22/18
youtu.be/VXiHKjF49SQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Saud Prince MbS 3/22/18
youtu.be/V1zSNCr6cAI

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MAGA

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ARE YOU READY TO HEAR ABOUT SEX WITH TRUMP ON 60 MINUTES!??

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Devilish

Posting in a dick thread?

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>when your general has been reduced to the same 3 boomers botting shitty /jp/ ripoffs

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Today is Palm Sunday anons. Don't forget to make it to a service today

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>FAKE NEWS thinks its good to smear me with this pornstar's PHONY allegations. Why would I touch her below-average self when I had my gorgeous wife at home? Ridiculous!
I hope that tweet comes to reality

Thanks, Conductor

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What's Palm Sunday about? I'm not religious.

Barron > Ivanka > Don Jr. > Eric > Tiffany

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Daily reminder: The jews own the gun lobby and the anti-gun lobby. They are profiting no matter who wins, and in the meantime turning us against each other as they have for centuries. It's a two-pronged attack:

1) Stage mass shooting
2) Raise protests and marches everywhere on the left
3) on the right incite people with crys of "they'll take our guns!"
4) raise tons of money on anti-gun sentiment from the left
5) raise tons of money on pro-gun sentiment from the right
6) distract the public with a new "scandal" ala Stormy Daniels DVD of Trump eating nigger cum out of her diseased asshole
7) wait for the storm to die down and repeat.


If your response to a (((mass shooting))) is to go out and buy shit that (((they))) own, you're just as much of a cuck as the guy who goes out and buys a "never again" shirt that (((they))) made.

The rothschilds and all the rest spent centuries getting rich by funding both sides of wars. How is this shit still happening but you people are so blind to it because it's not wars anymore, it's cultural/social issues that they can monetize both sides of.

Easter in a week.

>When the shills have been reduced to the same 3 boomer bots replying to each other
Sad! Filtering you today cause we got /comfy/ divegrass today

Why is /ptg/ so fucking obsessed with stormy Daniels?

Breitbart, 2018

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twitter.com/FrameGames/status/977785688597913600
Molyneaux just swallowed the red pill no going back now. his followers are sharpening sticks as we speak

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>Palm Sunday
Palm Sunday is a Christian moveable feast that falls on the Sunday before Easter. The feast commemorates Jesus' triumphal entry into Jerusalem, an event mentioned in each of the four canonical Gospels. It initiates Holy Week, the last week of Lent.

is the NDA suddenly not a concern?

i think people we'll be sorely disappointed by the interview

>actually believes William cooper

Fuck You paddy

Fucking Based

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We get together on Easter for dinner still. BBQ some food and shoot some cans.

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Holy shiiiit!!! Is this real!!?!!? NOWAY, this has to be a photoshop! Someone tell me this is a photoshop!

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MAGA

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Thanks.

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I can see that really.

It's a woman with bolted on tits. Why else?

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It's clear they're trying to bait Trump into breaking it. I hope they take her for every penny and then talk about how it was meh sex.

Did you have waffles this morning?

AWOOGE!

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What a minute your A mestizo yet you look like that. Is your father the one who is white??? Are you from Oklahoma???

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>tiny hands
>tiny benis
Oh, these kids are gonna be sorely disappointed.

Why is Trump fanfic so popular among liberals?

No,just soup

Indecent exposure, young lady!

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I asked if she has a nice as I got no response. She seems kind of beat. Also I’m still going to drop you

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It is called "Palm Sunday" because Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a donkey, and people welcomed him as a king by waving palm branches in celebration

Breitbart, the rightwing Buzzfeed.

>mestizo
>looking for cameras
Are you CIA? Mom is white as bread.

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>the storm is coming
Q PREDICTED THIS

I love how adolescent gossip + Russia is enough for ANY anti-Trump conspiracy to find a welcome home.

Where's your hat young lady?!

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>shillbot needs a safespace from the bad thoughts
And yet you're still here

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Reminder to all casual Pedes: don’t believe the shills. Trump never wanted a literal wall. It has always been a metaphor for increased border security. Don’t let them try to black pill you. Trump never wanted an actual wall, so he hasn’t broken a promise.

Is he meming or have all his pills turned black?

Then how do you not look like this???

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No spoony, he's not that kind of president (kudos who gets the joke)

Religious Jews, Arab Christians, and Black Muslims voted Drumpf what is your point???

>ironic Trust Trump posting
I want him to literally build this wall just so I can laff as you eat crow.

NIGGA STOLE MY BRACE!

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Come catch me, coppa!
This guy stole it

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user, the democrats are posting record turnout in every election so far. Trump can't win by "not pissing off the democrats".
Take Saccone. He didn't (presumably) lose because he's a bad candidate (although he is) or for lack of funding by the party (they tossed 10M into that fire). It happened because
> the GOP has no balls to forcefully defend Trump from the "FUCK TRUMP, FUCK WHITE PEOPLE" messaging that is getting democrats to get out and vote It's not rocket science
> Trump got elected to build the wall and deport illegals
> democrats are making the centerpiece of their messaging "vote democrat to impede the wall and defend immigrants"
> GOP on the other hand refuses to counter that message with "vote republican to fulfil Trump promise on the wall and deportations"
Instead, they're "countering" with
> well, we don't care too much for the wall as well, vote for us for low taxes and against abortions

Here is the thing: democrats and moderates, having to pick one of the sides saying they don't want the wall, will pick their own side
Republicans on the other hand, they didn't vote for Trump for "low taxes". They did voted for Trump for the wall and like hell they'll vote for a house or senate candidate not pledging to fulfill that promise

Here is the thing: Ann Coulter is right.
> ANN COULTER WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG, FROM THE START

It pains me to admit that but as long as the GOP continues to try to advance their own pet causes and ignore the one Trump campaigned on they won't make headway against the "fuck Trump and fuck White people" democrat messaging

And I don't mean Trump, god knows he's trying. But any republican candidate not saying loud and clean
> BUILD THE WALL
> END SANCTUARY CITIES
And other "controversial" and very successful campaign pledges won't win either moderates or republicans.

ANN COULTER WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. Let that sink in.

> economic populism is failing
> it's time for regular populism
> BUILD THE WALL
> DEPORT THEM ALL

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You have me confused with someone else, gramps

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Shut up dogPoo user

Well, I guess I'll come back in about 5-6 hours when /ptg/ gets better.
Sucks that for half the day this general is shit.

I’m 18 years old and I am probably fucking your sister

boomers can't meme, they just shoop hats

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Could it be that Donald Trump is running a pedo/blackmail ring out of the Whitehouse.

Watch the "Conspiracy of Silence" when you get the chance.

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Poland bakes at 280 to prevent others from baking and is a known shill. He larps under meme flags and then pretends it isn't him. Do not enter any Poland thread, can we get rid of this faggot once and for all?

>Shut up dogPoo user
Do I want to know?

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Skin is a about like that I guess. I don't tan tho, I burn. Got mom's genes in that regard.

Waffles are not for breakfast.

This Moarpheous you are right.

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>half a day
It's been like this since the Bolton hiring, over half a week ago. It's gonna be a little while.

be glad the mentally ill pede/the canadian aren't whining about me for 30+ posts again instead of talking about politics again
filtered

A feast to celebrates Jesus' triumphant entry into Jerusalem on the back of a donkey

It was predicted in the Old Testament that people would recognise the Messiah when he rode into the city and lay palms at his feet.

Here is what Bill Clinton and Donald Trump have said about Jeffrey Epstein a registered sex offender.

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Lol I don’t burn at all and I am 100% genetically White

>Waffles are not for breakfast.
Seriously? Wow.

Close the coffin when you're done

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Heretic!

blow it out your ass. God, the ego on this guy.

She says she is a Bernie supporter though. Probably not your sister

>Belgium
>waffleposting

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found the immigrant. Howdy there Bruno!

Not even right wing at this point, just going with the MSM

gotta love everyone ignoring the only actual woke post in the thread.


Since the dawn of time (more or less) jews have waged war against the rest of the human race in 2 ways:

1) By banding together with zealous nationalism and helping members of "the tribe" over gentiles while poo-pooing anyone who does the same

2) By never losing wars. Instead of fighting in conflict, they fund both sides of it. Instead of picking a side, both sides pick them. Then whoever wins, the jews win.

This is happening RIGHT NOW. The NRA is in the jews' pockets. Soros is a fucking jew. Both sides working as a whole to ultimately improve their standing at the cost of everyone else.

says the reddit faggot that complains about hatting which has been here longer than he has.

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Looks like they control both sides.

RELEASING THE K9

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No wonder your country is fucked. Hand sovereignty over to the Hapsburgs, right now.

Too bad the Jews didn't get the message. The ones in power that is.

My mom is sickly. My dad is like a lion. He's like mahogany in the summer.

There is this disruptor whose bit is to pretend to be a completely retarded "pede". Essentially he tries to be nothing but the virtual equivalent to dog Poo, sitting there waiting for someone to step in it and get soiled.

>doesn’t recognize IRA VPN posting

What are they for then? Dinner?

Nah Honestly orthodox and Hasidic Jews are mostly Lower middle case and don’t associate with others

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Think about that, Sup Forums.

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so, he's related to fluffy, or what?

Also
>So many filtered posts

OH SHIT NOT THE DING DONG I GIVE UP

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Breakfast is good no matter the time of day. Belgians didn't get the message.

"IM LE SUCH GOOD BAKER"
"WHY DO U GUISE LIKE AWOO, HE LEFT MONTHS AGO"

I'll take Cognititve dissidence for 900 Alex.

no

Does Trump's order that trannies are banned from the military "except for special circumstances" mean they're putting together a Special Forces unit of big dick traps?

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