Hello Sup Forums,
We often have discussions about the roastie problem that is ruining Western society. Well, it turns out that waterslides are a fun and easy solution!
Roasties banned from waterslides
Jordan Brown
Jack Cruz
>girls get water in vagina
>guys don’t get water in butt
So if the implication here is blown out vaginas getting water damage are gay guys also banned
Blake King
They probably should be, but most of these injuries aren't water blow outs to the vagina, it is roastie labia minora getting torn by the friction.
Angel Moore
roasties btfo again
Xavier Jones
If they were wearing shorts like men instead of bikinis this wouldn't happen to their dangling bits.
Dominic Sanchez
How in the fuck is this politics? Slow day or just another Kremlin slide thread?
Delete this shit and take it to Sup Forums!
Juan Williams
At risk of sounding like a dumbass, what's a roastie?
Matthew Cruz
ugh JUST! it's like you are a roastie apologist or something. I can't even right now
Ryder Perez
Good, women should stay away from pools before they start making sexual emergencies.
James Richardson
A pork roast
Jace Reed
Roastie detected. Roasties are a political issue as they are ruining society with their shit behavior that destroys the family unit. They tend to support destructive social policies like no fault divorce and alimony too. it is also political because women are getting banned from waterslides for having roast beef sandwiches.
Grayson Richardson
>Kremlin
your nose is showing jew
Nolan Turner
The degenerated condition of the average sexually-liberated western female's vagina, as a result of riding the cock carousel through her teens and 20's before hitting the wall and trying to get one of the beta bux -- who she denied while it was still tight and she still looked good -- to put a ring on her finger and lick her recycled Arby's; which he will, because the world is full of thirsty beta enablers stupid enough to marry women who have had their capacity to love atomized into obliteration over a decade of getting shaken like she's in a paint shaker and then painted by cocks whose names she doesn't even remember.
It took me 1 click away, dont be lazy shit user.
Easton Cooper
fucking lmao
god damn rosbifs
Benjamin Bennett
free waterslide enema. hope they run to the bathroom to expel at least.
Aaron Wright
its what virgins call women or at least those without the genitals of an 8 year old anime girl
Ethan Lee
Hello newfriend, it's slang for a used-up vagina, or women themselves.
Nolan Fisher
Christopher Nelson
Try urban dictionary
Samuel Bell
Adrian Allen
low quality shitpost, any Sup Forums knows damn well what a roastie is. Anyway, in case you are actually retarded, a roastie is a cunt that looks like a roast beef sandwich.
Matthew Thompson
Christopher Reed
> that definition of roastie should be in the oxford english dictionary
my fucking sides
Jaxon Morales
so what are the injuries? What causes them?
How the fuck do you post this and no details?
Michael Scott
my goodness, didn't thing it could get this bad
Hunter Ramirez
Lurk more you insufferable new faggot.
Adam Roberts
>men and islam team up against women
what a time to be alive
Jonathan Jackson
you are a dumbass.
Jack Cook
poor guy thought it was dinner time
smelled fancy feast beef and gravy from across the room
Lincoln Clark
Civilization-destroying cunt detected.
Charles Hughes
PRO TIP JEANS SHORTS.
Kayden Johnson
>quotintimate
Holy fucking shit can you newfags fuck off too?
Nathaniel Howard
Jesus Christ, what is this beauty?
Kevin Jackson
Yep. It should be 1st thing teached at sex ed classes.
Cooper Edwards
Hello CNN journalist. Came to do your weekly research, i see.
Alexander Walker
Is there an end to the degeneracy?
This is like the neverending story.
Colton Allen
Base Serbia
Isaiah Howard
>The degenerated condition of the average sexually-liberated western female's vagina, as a result of riding the cock carousel through her teens and 20's before hitting the wall and trying to get one of the beta bux -- who she denied while it was still tight and she still looked good -- to put a ring on her finger and lick her recycled Arby's; which he will, because the world is full of thirsty beta enablers stupid enough to marry women who have had their capacity to love atomized into obliteration over a decade of getting shaken like she's in a paint shaker and then painted by cocks whose names she doesn't even remember.
David Phillips
Stfu you inclusive incel, Sup Forums isnt a fucking cult.
Justin Sanders
Based Serbia we bombed the wrong side
Caleb Rogers
read up on weimar germany, every society has a breaking point. maybe it's best not to delay ours? the only reasonable solution is to undo women's voting rights somehow -- look how they've destroyed thousands of years of civilization despite having the vote for only 100 years.
Leo Lewis
You should've bombed yourself
Mason Butler
the weak should fear the stronk
Nolan Lee
Leave. Now. Take your delicate womanly sensibilities to reddit with the rest of the thin souped human queefs.
Luke Hernandez
Maybe if women didn't wear g strings as an excuse for a swimming costume they wouldn't get hurt by friction and water. Injured by their own absence of modesty.
Leo Diaz
Anime will always be superior to this
Alexander Bell
Tyler Torres
not sure if batwing or empty scrotum
Tyler Peterson
Dude.. I'll bring the popcorn and you can bring the wine because this shitshow has almost reached its breaking point.
Jaxon Turner
Are you stupid? Their roast beef labia are getting torn by the friction of the slide.
Samuel Reyes
triggered
Ryan Clark
This is why roasties can't ride a waterslide
Hunter King
I thought they were getting a jet of water up their cooter at 45mph
Evan Jenkins
Yeah but it's not the swimwear that hurts them, it is roast beef labia. I think innies don't fear waterslides.
Jonathan Flores
I live nearby. The slide also rips off women's bras pretty frequently. Happened to my girlfriend once.
Juan Flores
Cameron Gutierrez
I dont see a problem with that. Less roasts, better lives
Cameron Brown
>cuckservative boomer sissy worships loose, meaty roasts
Jaxon Cook
SERBIA YESYESYES
Ayden Price
You can get one at Arbys for about $3.50
Asher Fisher
kek that is so funny
youtube.com
Dylan Reed
>lurk moar
Ryan Reyes
Both, but lots of roast beef pussies are getting torn up by high speed friction. Pic related are twitter comments on this topic
Jack Lopez
fuck off weeb trash
Jason Brooks
Much agreed, that is why I am drawing attention to this, we need more waterslides.
Ian Walker
What happens when white men people chimp out. I hope to see it in my lifetime.
Weimar Germany (1919-1932)
> Germany was no exception; women began to hold demonstrations for women’s suffrage there as early as 1910. They succeeded in 1919, when Article 109 of the Weimar Constitution stated that men and women have the same fundamental rights and duties as citizens, including the right to vote and to hold office. During the years of the Weimar Republic, the majority of the electorate was female, in part because so many men had died in the war or were so physically or psychologically wounded that they were unlikely to vote. In 1919, the first year women could vote in Germany, they held 10% of the seats in the Reichstag, and their numbers continued to rise throughout the next decade.
Nazi Germany (1933 onward)
> Women in Nazi Germany were subject to doctrines of Nazism by the Nazi Party (NSDAP), promoting exclusion of women from political life of Germany along with its executive body as well as its executive committees. The Nazi party decreed that "women could be admitted to neither the Party executive nor to the Administrative Committee." The Nazi doctrine elevated the role of German men, emphasizing their combat skills and the brotherhood among male compatriots. Women lived within a regime characterized by a policy of confining them to the roles of mother and spouse and excluding them from all positions of responsibility, notably in the political and academic spheres. The policies of Nazism contrasted starkly with the evolution of emancipation under the Weimar Republic
Caleb James
Watch it pal, you disrespect anime again and consequences will never be the same.
Dylan Campbell
That is a beautiful picture, have a gif
Kevin Brown
When the new roastie protective swimwear for water slides becomes a full circle fashion trend.
My sides
John Robinson
Already roasties by 9 years old, the absolute state of western women...
Easton Ross
how new are you
Adrian Scott
Exhibit #1
Xavier Gonzalez
I prefer 1933-onward
I mean who in their right mind wouldn't?
Levi Thomas
Ill be saving that one too, thanks leaf.
Juan Perez
>What happens when white men chimp out.
Aiden Sullivan
das nasty
Nicholas Watson
We must ban patriarchal assault slides.
Eli Bennett
My fucking sides dude
Charles Perry
Look at that last post and think of the sheer weight of entitlement behind it.
Lincoln Bailey
jesus
Brayden Russell
>There's Muslim men hiding inside who rape them
Hmm, I wonder what the cause could be?
dailymail.co.uk
David Davis
Ho Lee Fuk
Lucas Barnes
when i first came here i thought it was just a meme that we fought for the wrong side during WWII. funny and sad to say i now unironically believe that.
Hunter Collins
This might sound crazy but is there any hope left?
I know hope is for suckers but still.
Can the feral women be domesticated again?
Levi Martinez
why did you post this
why did i click it
Mason Cruz
I'm not, you're just a weeb faggot.
Jayden Smith
I feel you bro. There is not one ww2 documentary I haven't shed a tear or two over which makes it even worse.
Thomas Garcia
I'm holding out that maybe the next generation will be better. Women my age are worthless as a rule
Ayden Davis
Noice
Isaiah Green
>A Professional Association of Gynaecologists spokeswoman called into question Maier's claims, saying water slides were not known to cause vaginal injury.
SQUAWWWWK! YOU WOT NOW? WOMEN CAN'T RIDE YER SLIDE NOW? YOU WOT? MISOGYNIST! WATERSLIDES DON'T HURT WOMYN!
>But this slide is literally hurting women and only women
SQUAWWWWWK!
Liam Allen
>german girls so stretched out from immigrant dick their vagoos take on water like scooping water out of a lake with a cup
Logan Sanders
It's like roasties should start wearing proper swimsuits again
Noah Adams
you tell me, user
Gavin Wright
>a literal slide thread
Ryder Phillips
>REAL WOMEN LOOK OLDER THAN THEY ARE
>THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW I'M NOT A NONCE MATE
>LOOK AT HOW I AM THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF A PEDOPHILE
>MUH 20 YEAR OLDS THAT LOOK 40
>t. guy from a nation known for child molestation
Hmmm I think this guy is not into geriatrics but actually a pedo lying through his teeth
Normal men have no issue with preferring innies but closet pedos do, like closet gays have an issue with manfaced women
>oh no people might realize i like manly features
Zachary Ross
Just gonna leave this here as I do a 360 and head over to /r9k/
Adrian Johnson
No pity for sluts who don't dress appropriately.
>thicc pic related
Jace Robinson
The patriarchal waterslide is raping them.
Wyatt Bennett
kek this
Adam Torres
I'd hit it once t b h. not very sightly but interesting at least. sort of how I want to hit one of those super black african women once in my life, like the fucking charcoal colored ones. feel like fucking a star trek space alien.