HAN OVA DA CANDY YA GIT

HAN OVA DA CANDY YA GIT

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She has a squirt gun, she's bluffing. I wouldn't give her anything, and instead would grab her arm and restrain her while calling for help to try to have her arrested.

I don't have money, but my semen is worth its weight in gold.

>little loli.
>Talking like a giant ork warboss.

>he doesn't know about the stranger-danger whistle
Yeah, that sounds like a great course of action.

Dont trust lolis anonymous! Roving gangs of ravenous little girls prowl the streets and molest innocent older men!

Does anyone here actually have a physical loli stash?

Is that loli a fucking ork?
hot

>give up the yummy cummies

All of Sup Forums does, user. Even you.

>I want yummy cummies in my tummies.

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Do it, you won't.

>ded

STOP IT

>trap
What will that do? He's an adult.

its a shota

AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO

-strangles the little brat in cold blood-

>held hostage by an assertive crossdresser shota
I already won.

I AM A FREE CITIZEN OF THIS WORLD
ACCORDING TO THE ARTICLES OF CONFEDERATION
W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

This actually happened to me once in real life.
[spoiler[ and they nearly drowned me

Of course not, it's just a few GB of nature themed wallpapers and piano sheets

>one two three four
>I'm onii-chan's princess but I'm also a whore

>HAN OVA DA CANDY YA GIT
Why are you talking like an orc? Are you american loli?

I almost fell for the rock/metal cds. I got suspicious when they tried baiting me with Metallica.

Oi ya git opun up da zoggin door or me'll smash yer brains in

I believe I experienced a group of stalker lolis recently. I got immediatelly wierded out when they offered me the exact beer that I like. I still see the van near my house sometimes but whenever I try to dial the police, it dissapears, as if my phone line is tapped.

Stay safe user, the same happened to me and I had to move to another city.

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You lucky bastard.

I do not consent to being searched!

if this happened to me in real i would punch her and run to mexico without stoppinjg for tacos

>run to mexico without stoppinjg for tacos
TOO FAR

Do pictures of imouto count?

Slow day officer?

No, that's called being a good brother who loves his Imouto

McMichael claimed this post was a joke.

Fuck you, I'm going to the police.

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Don't make any sudden movements.

>Fetishizing rape whistles
This is some next level lolicon

It's as dangerous as it can get.
Like fucking a tiger or a bear, one wrong move and your dead.

Why are lolis so sexy?

No, you are in my jurisdiction!.
You can't arrest me, I am a king

Can you order from Japan with no repercussions?

Depends on which side of the planet you're on

Under any circumstances DO NOT OPEN that fucking door.

What is it with lolis and Converse?

Source for this user?

What exactly are those things?

Bugger off ya' bluddy ankle bitter

YOU'Z AIN'T DA BOSS O' ME
You ain't even green

rape alarm

Daily reminder that police aren't as serious about this anymore due to too many kids making false alarms; a boy cried wolf scenario

drown you In what?

I don't live in a shithole where 2D is illegal so no since poorfag ;_;

loli juice

isnt that corrosive?

Does it count if it's all (pretty much) SFW?