Have you finished positioning for the crash of 2018?

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I am ready for the anarchy and then for trump to start numerous unwinnable forever wars for distraction a la george w bush

Why isn't 2008 plotted as well?

These wars are a necessity. For the future of the petro dollar

Post yfw the Dow drops below 20,000 tommorow.

Feel free to add it

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Because it wasn't really a "bubble" as such.
It was caused by an external factor.

Yeah I'm just gonna keep buying monthly. Time in market > timing in market.
If it crashes that only means my next few buys will be on a discount. It always recovers long term.

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THISSSSS

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You'll be wishing you had invested your money in things like food and ammo when the Greater Depression begins, not paper equities.

>It always recovers long term.
>forgets about how his faggot tulip fetish destroyed the world economy, and how tulips never came close to their peak value again

I just started trading options last month and now I'm about to experience the biggest crash ever while holding nothing but call options after the market spent an entire year doing nothing but skyrocketing for no reason. this is my life.

mite b cool. I've been waiting since the shemitah.

I'm always ready.

Pic related SP500

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>a single speculative asset with no underlying value is equal to partial ownership of a wide variety of companies making billions a year
It must hurt to be this financially illiterate.

So how do we profit off this? Buy gold?

>So how do we profit off this? Buy gold?
Short Facebook

This is correct

Shills are trying to shake out normies. Q1 earnings are going to come out in a few weeks and the market will rally. You can't have winners without losers so the bigger fish are trying to scare the little ones. Just stay on course and enjoy.

Help I don't know what to do.

Depends how much money you have and how much are you willing to risk.

Best bet IMO are 2x Inverse ETF's
Margin trading is just too risky.

I hope the housing market goes bust. I’m 26 and would love a good deal on a house. Boomers who are about to retire can piss off.

I just put some money in too. Not enough to care about but it feels bad man. Might pull out and throw it all in a defense contractor.

lol

short everything

>not realizing housing crash is caused by the pandemic of 2018

yup, the market is totally controlled by pictures, and definitely not related to the earnings of a company

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imagine if Sup Forums had a complete false marketing team (usual fashion) to spread this and scare big boy investors and recreate the wall street crash

>past performance is an indicator of future performance

Look for something big to go down in November. Until then, relax.

more or less, yes

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buy inherently valuable industries - back to basics people
companies that can make things with inherent value, like tractors and hydrolics and shit

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Will it be the housing or the student debt bubble? I think student debt poses a larger threat on the long run, we all know the damage universities have done/still do. Yes there are faggots who deserve to get fucked, but there are also naive kids who either go bankrupt because they have no parents to guide them through such decisions and/or are needlessly converted into leftist slaves.

the coming pandemic will wipe out most of the kids, solving student debts and the housing bubble at the same time

futures are up at open...I'm scared but not selling. gotta trust Trump even if it kills me.

>Have you finished positioning for the crash of 2018?
What a question...

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Yea history never repeats itself

I've got a small hedge that will net 5-6m if deep state can fuck shit up. I'm fine losing it though.

please give to my paypal thanks

exactly. Market unchanged on the year after a gonzo 20 plus percent return in 2017.

Comfy af.

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Yeah as long as you're diversified you're going to be fine in the long run, just like you were when you bought in 2008 or in the 80's.

futures rarely mean shit unless it's by a substanial amount
besides they're down now and if you havent noticed, 90% of the activity occurs between 15:30 - close every single day

Can't tell if this is supposed to be sarcasm but if you bought at the absolute peak right before the 2008 crash you'd still be up 70% or about 5.5% annualy. Dollar cost averaging brings the worst case up to 7-8% at least. Not to even mention buying in the 80s. Crashes are literally not an issue if you're buying for the long term.

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That's almost always true

I cant help but wonder if the Saudi / Yemen missile attack has something to do with tomorrow

Already in. How rich will I be short 20 shares in tesla? I'm thinking I'll be a millionaire.

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go with put options

So options make more?

finance.yahoo.com/quote/FB/options?p=FB&date=1526601600

I already looked at fb options but they were too expensive. Already have puts in 4 different stocks.

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Both years had actual recessions, while economic indicators are very strong for this Q1.
It's not going to happen, folks.

Calm. All things are going according to plan

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A depression would be awful. All those years spent on my RuneScape account would be for nothing

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I have $87,500 on the market, been riding short since this shit storm started

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Yeah tomorrow is going to be bad with kikebook's continued problems, the petro yuan, and how china isn't buy as much of our debt anymore. I don't think that it's going to be as bad as people say though.

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Normally, this makes, sense. Now, however, everyone is in indexes. So a lot of stocks in those indexes are bought because indexes are bought. Nobody really buys stocks anymore, so there is no discrimination. Every stock in indexes is bought. So everything in big indexes is overvalued. When it drops, you will be buying a lot of zombies. That whole passive index investment is blowing up. Individual stocks rallied in Japan too, their index was in 30 year bear market, and is only going up because BOJ is buying indexes. US indexes are fucked too. There is hardly any flow into winners except for a few tech stocks. It's a form of socialism that's blowing up. Most of those stocks may not make it with real interest rates. Companies are massively mismanaged. There was a shortage of companies. All of this came together and created the money flow rally. If it all reprices, it will take a long time for indexes to recover after this massive outperformance. They were risk asset, nobody looks at actual stocks. Sort of like CDOs were. Nobody looked at what was in them. Indexes will not come back until people stop investing in indexes. Nobody thinks like that, and it will be major issues. The derivative and underlying traded places.

Reminder
Buy high, sell low

About damn time.

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Armed and ready.

>being a sodomite
Hell is for ever!

Hello friends.

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This was posted Jan. 06, 2018. Not much attention was paid to it at the time. Wat do?

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>if this becomes true this fucking graph will become the most reliable instrument in predicting the future

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I've been guilty of doing this. But the way mine is done is by sectors of the S&P. Which is slightly better maybe?

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That's the issue. No one really knows. Student loans cannot be discharged in bankruptcy, and Americans in general are more cautious with credit card debt but throw all caution to the wind when it comes to cars, homes, and other assorted things that don't involve a rectangular plastic card.

I've heard it as the "everything bubble", because people are poorer and just diversified themselves into all sorts of trouble rather than just a house.

It's our time to shine

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Stock prices are determined by those institutions and individuals that do actively trade. The index buyers don't really set the price. If a company is shit, there is money to be made by shorting it or dealing in bearish derivatives, and so it will be done and the price will correct.

Maybe I'm wrong and indexes are a ticking time bomb, but I really don't think so.

Same shit. The internals are fucked. Weights are based on market cap, so you buy past winners. I see some outright ridiculous stuff when money flows to small cap indexes. You'll be left with some grade A in all of them. You can't replace market discipline with commoditized stock trading. f indexes are sold, there will be no bid at all for a lot of garbage.

no, its chinas time to shine

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>check zeroshit everyday
>OMFG MARKETS GONNA BLOW ITS GONNA BE CIVIL WAR N SHIET
>never happens

fuck this shit nigga, I don't give a fuck about dumbass graphs anymore its all shit talk to scare people.

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I think it's going to be an everything bubble.
Just car loans alone is almost equal to the student loan debt (1.2 vs 1.4 trillion I believe)

I love Trump.

But I love money even more.

Burn baby burn. Let the plebes panic, and I'll be waiting for them at the bottom, an oasis in a storm of misery. Let them sell low and unload all those equities right into my lap for pennies on the dollar.

Not really. You push up stuff that has no offers. So you have a ethanol factory for over $1B because nobody wants to offer this with waves of buying. Market markers really front run orders now. There is no value in trading individual names. The liquidity is too low for individual names. You can't do size in them.

So what would be the solution besides doing active trading? Are there some institutions that do active trading like this?

>car loan you say?
Lots of leases too. Auto manufacturers have caught on to this and just pump out whatever they can to squeeze as much money as possible out of a lease. Quality of automobile has gone down significantly too, even if it does feel softer to the touch and give a little extra punch on the press of the throttle.

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>mfw I'm all index funds.

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I don't know. I do very little stock picking. I mostly trade statistical boxes. There is no point in picking individual names, because it's either all good or all bad. I used to pick stocks, but shorting fucks you in this market. You can't have balanced portfolio. There is more money of just doing across the board quant trading. If things change I would start picking longs and shorts. Now it's all about money flow.

Nope - Stocks and house prices go up forever, everyone and everything gets in more debt to pay off interest on previous debt.

It's the new normal.

I fucking love /biz/

>positioning for the crash of 2018?
>benis exposed : check
>bottle of baby oil : check
>book on actual modern cannibals : check
>bag of charcoal & a grill : check
i was born ready

Lets meme this! Haha we can do this

>quant trading
So no hope for a brainlet like me :(

Cant wait for the crash, actually.

I finally have money to invest

wow fellers who knew 5% growth day after day was unsustainable

03.11 Podesta sealed indictments come unsealed.... is whai i heard. With aaaaall the others.
04.11 shoukd be the beginn of the storm...

In what ? Against what category precisely ?

Go back to /biz/