/ptg/ — President Trump General — Noobs edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
youtu.be/qselBDr9rHA

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
youtu.be/4ZK9SwI2nyc
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcQKr6TJax8
>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
youtu.be/8ymA5IPlY9A
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
youtu.be/3YdFby7y6D8
>2nd Lady/Charlotte talk about Marlon Bundo 3/23/18
youtu.be/PVzeOA59w0U
>AG Sessions (partial) in Birmingham AL 3/23/18
youtu.be/SHucBuJ7eCs
>DepAG Rosenstein on Cyber Law Enforcement 3/23/18
youtu.be/As5fCYER0fE
>FCC Commisioner Pajit on Robocalls 3/23/18
c-span.org/video/?442990-1/
>HHSDep video: Opioids abuse 3/23/18
youtu.be/CNeunLGqzxo
>USDA video: Sec Perdue BackToOurRoots Tour 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcwG4iwN6Fk
>This Week @State 3/23/18
youtu.be/ol8mjOfPPDs
>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442965-1/
>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/mAp-EDD_iqk
>Pres Trump signs Memorandum on China Tariffs 3/22/18
youtu.be/k9mwk-lx05Y
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Manchester NH 3/22/18
youtu.be/VXiHKjF49SQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Saud Prince MbS 3/22/18
youtu.be/V1zSNCr6cAI

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Trump pumped his jizz directly into Stormy Daniels without a condom.

Based OP!

MAGA

Gib guns gringo

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>thread deleted

What the fuck?

What the fuck happened to the non trip one?

Fucken niggers

WTF?
Surely this will let gun owners give up their guns

Eva did you seriously report the other thread until it was banned??? What is wrong with you???

I don't know, I just want the splitting to end.

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SUCK MY DICK YOU NIGGER MODS

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and right after stormy's dilated ass pupils were posted

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ARE WE UNDER ATTACK?

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.........
what?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Same. Today has been a shitshow.

Eva on a proxy made the last thread
BASED OP WINS AGAIN, FUCK EVA KIKE!

wow

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>deleting the thread with 200 posts

MODS

go back to twitter then?
Sup Forums is a natsoc board.

call in julian fucking assange

Amphetamines and/or methamphetamines

Stuck at the airport see this
What do?

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Mods are probably just flipping a coin at this point to decide which one to delete.

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Getting sick of this cuck
Please can we get an actual baker next thread

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Speaking on Fox News Sunday, Mnuchin said U.S. Trade Representative Robert Lighthizer reached “a very productive understanding” with South Korea on the tariffs to reduce imports and the existing trade deal known as Korus, and added that he expects "to sign that agreement soon." The resolution means that the US now has tariff exemptions with the EU, Australia, Brazil, Argentina, and South Korea.

As a result of the agreement, which he called "an absolute win-win", South Korea "will reduce the amount of steel that they send into the United States."
>youtube.com/watch?v=QSdX-FIb4a8

Will china bend the knee? Stay tuned and see!!

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wtf mods

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journal-neo.org/2018/03/18/teetering-on-the-edge-of-nuclear-war/

Turn them over goyim! Think of the children!!

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Holy Shit

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Trump will be done when stormy tells her story.

I propose a new slur for the negro. Dickwasher. Remember that screenshot with the Dutch guy?

Lets all take a moment to thank the assmad chinkerpedes for the shitshow.

you opened the pandora's box. it's okay to split people you don't like, now, don't be surprised when shills do this to you on regular bases

Hope it was worth it, whoever was involved

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Nah, Mods just took out one of the duplicates. With the Stormy story the board is more flooded with garbage than usual so duplicates are being deleted.

Carry on

This thread was a fucking mistake fuck you.

kek this was written by the dossier-user wasn't it

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Eva we should work together sometime

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MODS

>Sup Forums is a natsoc board.
Sup Forums is for cute anime girls and the advancement of liberty. Akko is dumb, don't be like Akko.

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>Trump will be done when stormy tells her story.

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/ptg/ died
HAHAHAHA

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I JUST BOUGHT SEA OF THIEVES AND THE ONLY PIRATES YOU CAN BE ARE NIGGERS MEXICANS TRANNYS AND WOMANS!!
SEA OF THIEVES IS JEW KIKE PROPAGANDA!
NO PIRATE WAS EVER A NIGG...
oh wait, carry on

IMPEACH!

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Hahaha "calm before the stormy" sticky on pol. LOOOOOL such faggotry.

Way to go you worthless tripfag

I WILL BAKE NEXT
WE CAN'T LET EVA KIKE BAKE AGAIN, WE HAVE TO STOP HIM

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/ptg/ is unironically a complete shitshow. It's been this way for hours. I'm leaving forever. See you tomorrow.

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pixelatedboat probably

her pupils are fucked
for reference here's how they look normally

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not meth, she's not sweating enough. crack or regular cocaine is my thinking

/ptg/ is immortal

checked and keked

More likely to just be good old cocaine

>finally comfy thread deleted

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???

idc if eva is doing hyper ironic shitposting and trying to drive away newfags, universally he fucks up threads every time he bakes and makes mods start intervening
i liked eva all throughout the election and put up with his autism but he's been increasingly more of a problem every time he comes back

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I thought Stormy had DVD footage
What happened to that

See

FUCK OFF, EVAPOLACK, NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU
WE'RE GOING TO BULLY YOU OUT OF HERE, YOU HEAR ME?!

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Sup Forums-x completed the captcha and posted it automatically.

Wow, they're going all in on the "Trump's lawyer committed campaign finance fraud" angle
This is just sad and pathetic, Trump wasn't fucking running for the election when the deal was made, the lawyer used his own money, legally this is a big fat juicy nothingburger

Well from his tone I don't think tripfag is *va. So we should be safe at the moment

Also mods fuck off, last thread had a decent OP

They'll either bend or die. China has been cheating a bunch of countries and Trump knows it.
All he has to do is give them a better (and fair) offer and they'll attack China just like America is.

>forever
>see you tomorrow

what the fuck

>the state of moderators

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I'm excited to stay up and watch Joe for the first time in weeks because of this nothingburger fucking stormy interview.

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>Trump wouldn't be in office if it wasn't for me. I have the power to send him out too.

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David Gergen. Jesus, how embarrassing.

No one click this faggots shit ever

When aren't we under attack, user?

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Nobody ever really leaves forever.

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t. Eva

>and murder them with traps
my brain is melting how the fuck did they think this would fly on tv

>excited to watch joe

you need a life

russians hacked it I bet

>Eva reported the last thread under different proxies until it was pruned

I took a quick break from pol, a couple days

can you give me an update on what happened? in particular 2 topics:
>müller
people even here in shitzerland are constantly talking about how Trump will fire müller and how it will be a constitutional crisis. so, has müller been fired yet or is he about to? I do not expect müller to be fired. whats going on with the investigation? when will it finally end?

>stormy
didn't she say a couple months ago that if it was true she would have already published a book about it? so why is this fake stormy shit popping up again? what the hell is going on there?

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>implying the mods weren't just fucking with us.

Calm down guys.

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>The worst of the shill thread stays up

Thanks mods

what is going on with mods?

I'm joking, I will probably retire for the night in a few hours

This general is a fucking kindergarden, you sort it out today, if I'm not welcome here

Their theory is bunk too:
> The lawyer did to benefit Trump's campaign indirectly

It won't work but if democrats get the house back they'll use that as the excuse for impeachment procedure.

Huge win. KORUS has been an absolutely horrible deal in terms of trade reciprocity. Big deficits. Not much access. Ultimately a weak deal that capitulated to South Korea's demands in the interests of *promoting international free trade* (so typical of Obongo admin)

Mods did good taking down most of poleshit's autistic spam threads, occasional collateral damage is to be expected

>people even here in shitzerland are constantly talking about how Trump will fire müller
Didn't happen, won't happen

>stormy
just a porn whore after some more money

You obviously haven't been here long enough

Mods are kikes

you're dealing with literal redditors, they don't get it

>implying that is the news of the day
you missed/are missing some shit, user.

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You're not, go away, the crowd has spoken

Yes, yes, user. And HE will return, cloaked in Glory.

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Nothing of any significant long-lasting noteworthiness

if theres a discord server dedicated to fucking with Sup Forums, infiltrating, then why arent there people infiltrating the discord server

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