/ptg/ President Trump General - Reddit Not Welcome Here Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
youtu.be/qselBDr9rHA

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
youtu.be/4ZK9SwI2nyc
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcQKr6TJax8
>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
youtu.be/8ymA5IPlY9A
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
youtu.be/3YdFby7y6D8
>2nd Lady/Charlotte talk about Marlon Bundo 3/23/18
youtu.be/PVzeOA59w0U
>AG Sessions (partial) in Birmingham AL 3/23/18
youtu.be/SHucBuJ7eCs
>DepAG Rosenstein on Cyber Law Enforcement 3/23/18
youtu.be/As5fCYER0fE
>FCC Commisioner Pajit on Robocalls 3/23/18
c-span.org/video/?442990-1/
>HHSDep video: Opioids abuse 3/23/18
youtu.be/CNeunLGqzxo
>USDA video: Sec Perdue BackToOurRoots Tour 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcwG4iwN6Fk
>This Week @State 3/23/18
youtu.be/ol8mjOfPPDs
>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442965-1/
>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/mAp-EDD_iqk
>Pres Trump signs Memorandum on China Tariffs 3/22/18
youtu.be/k9mwk-lx05Y
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Manchester NH 3/22/18
youtu.be/VXiHKjF49SQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Saud Prince MbS 3/22/18
youtu.be/V1zSNCr6cAI

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MAGA

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Don't forget to support Israel and join ANTIFA, anons!

AWOOOOO!

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Have you ever seen a leftist use "post truth" more than once before?

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What do you guys think of the Cameron Bancroft ball tampering scandal. Looks pretty bad

Is Touhou the fastest way to induce autism?

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>Reddit Not Welcome Here Edition
Then 98% of this board can't post here

REVELATION 4:7
And the first beast (better, in each case, living being) was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf (comp. Ezekiel 1:7; Ezekiel 1:10), and the third beast had a face as a man (or, its countenance as of a man), and the fourth beast was like a flying eagle.—These are living beings, not “beasts,” as in the Authorised version. The rendering “beasts” introduces confusion of thought, and violates the laws of Apocalyptic, indeed of Bible imagery. The evil powers are described under the emblem of wild beasts; for thus brute force, and unrestrained passion, and self-will, &c., are symbolised.
>TRUMP FIRST HORSEMAN

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Today I will remind them: Praise.

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r8 this Trump

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AWOO

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I just want him to stop he's been derailing threads all day

Hahaha, yeesh

Jews control the world.

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*blocks your path*

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Did stormy daniels and Mueller impeach Flumpf yet?

Sonic causes autism, Danny Phantom causes nihilism.

MAKE ISRAEL GREAT AGAIN, GOYIM!
MIGAPEDES ASSEMBLE!!
SHADILOM
ALL HAIL THE ZOG EMPEROR

What's up with all these meta faggots trying so hard to hijack this general?

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Some foreigners here can go to jail for that.

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>le fake christian who follows mysticism instead of Jesus

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turbo-virgins

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give me the good news, what did trump do today? NTNN?

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>165426252
I don't care about anyone but America. I literally just want to watch everything else die. First you and then the sandniggers.

You JUST posted the actual fastest way, fag.

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make a white baby instead of participating in the drama, then.

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t.Q faggot

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>MAKE ISRAEL GREAT AGAIN, GOYIM!
>MIGAPEDES ASSEMBLE!!
>SHADILOM
>ALL HAIL THE ZOG EMPEROR
lol you're pretending to be Moarpheus, right?

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Jesus, that's depressing.

Where does weird hobbies like model trains or watching actual trains rank?

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is that the black cube?

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then maybe it's time to purge 98% of the thread

if you're not from around here, you're not welcome here, and I will make sure of that, in the next few months

summer is coming, and I am tired of all this newfaggotry

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>exposes Q
>gets called Q

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>Danny Phantom causes nihilism.
i thought it was constipation

He tweeted about using the military to build the wall under the pretense of a national security crisis because the drugs and all that.

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>Cites Q when presented with bible
Revelation 6:16
And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:

>all these
1

I'm doing my best damn it im only 18

>tfw I have a model train set I just finished building to hatch my Pokemon Go eggs while I am sleeping or shitposting

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I thought it was but I'm trying to get more opinions.

Trumps strategy, use Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile blackmail ring to control USA interests.

Making Trump a pedophile himself.

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>when your president loves big tits and shark week
2nd term guaranteed

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lily white liar.

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>You have to go back
Surely "Back to the Shithole" would be a better title for that meme?

I don't think train spotting is a real hobby dude

>reddit spacing
I'm sorry to break it to you but...

>i cant make a charitable donation so my name will be on the wall, so mexicans know exactly who wants them out of here
aww man

Then simply not becoming a degenerate will suffice, for now.

lol, the FREE PALESTINE faction of antifa is about to shit the bed hahahahaha

left literally eating itself

this.

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Your theology is off.
>pic related
Trump isn't a Horseman, boomer.

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Serious, or shitposting?

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They think Glumpf! is going to resign tomorrow, or something. It amuses me that faggots report tweets that don't conform to communist rimming before coming over here to piss in the ocean of piss.

You have to believe in Q to expose Q retard. Q isn't real.

The borg are really stepping up their game.

>he doesn't know about the Sup Forums faggot who killed people including himself
Beats me.

just like you have the power to take Trump out of office, huh champ?

thats some high level chess, user

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You've obviously been here for ages then, tell me what it was like in the good ol days?

Get It!

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Trainspotting killed 25 people, read link related
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Chatsworth_train_collision#Text_messaging

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But Trump says he's just not a fan of sharks

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>What's up with all these meta faggots trying so hard to hijack this general?
You tell me, user, I was doing nothing when pic related happened.

Pure autism, but I am glad that the user showed me this "Nuclear Option", I think I really like the sound of that

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>tfw played a meme game and instead fell in love with an AI because I hate normie women that much
Hopefully we get artificial wombs soon!

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>reddit not welcome
>all of this trumpanzee sewage came directly from reddit
What do these cognitively dissonant fuckbags even mean by this?

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REEEEEEE THIS RAID FROM REDDIT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS NOW

I dunno. Shark Week has turned to shit in recent years.
What was the year that she insists this all totally happened, again?

You believe that Q is a ZIONist, while I contend that Q is a faggot sitting in his mom's basement. Your argument presupposes that Q is real in the first place, mine does not.

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>98%
was it already this bad?

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Post the catalog pic with all the /ptg/s

Qanon is prob a close tie to Trump, paid by Trump organized by Trump.

Trump Trump Trump (the swamp)

You're delusional m8, seek help

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So did anything interesting come of the Stormy Daniels interview? I've been out all day.

No for real; I have it set up across the back wall of the living room which is the longest indoor contiguous linear distance in my house but it's only ~10 meters so the train actually runs much more distance than the game clocks, which is irritating. I can still hatch all my eggs from one day overnight though.

Rev 6:2
And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.
>Trump never presented himself dishonestly of his peronal character
>Bow symbolizes projection of power
>Crown given to him, Presidency
>Conquering.
Bolton INC. Status: SOON

2006. Shark week was still pretty good then.

Oath of Avarice

I pledge allegiance to the corporation:
A "person" as the judges have proclaimed,
And place this "him" or "her" above my nation
Whose Constitution "he" or "she" has maimed
Pursuant to no legal obligation
Except immunity, however named,
For those investors in their campaign suites
Who'd rather that we call them our "elites."
Michael Murry, "The Misfortune Teller," Copyright 2014

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that was weaksauce compared to april fools

would love to see this happen again

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Qanon a fraud?

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he does love filet o fish sandwiches from mcdonalds which makes me believe he is partial to aquatic animals

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Q has protected Israel. How can't I conclude he's a Zionist?

hell

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>he doesn't know
yea i know it was about the butthole thing you dingus

You only need Monica.
Only Monica.

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The ones he made? He was making them at fucking ten posts in "for the next one", we had 6 in the catalog. Naturally the American one reached bump limit first.

I just want you reddit boomers to go leave, that's all. Instead of critically analyzing Trump, you cock suck him and think he is le 4d chess saviour of mankind.

Sup Forums does not need any of that.

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote Corporate Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Consumerism to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Corporate States of America. . .

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No. Your theology is rooted in Judeo-Christianity. Your faith is kiked, m8. This isn't Christianity as Christ presented it. Just stop. I feel bad for you.

of /ptg/? it was comfier but it was also literally villian of the week during the election because trump wouldn't stop and the shills could barely keep up. I hope he works CNN to death by making them write so many bad headlies.
the good old days of the world?
Comfier but less fun probably, until ww1 hit and fucked us all

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Only rural and suburban retards voted for Chinkers. City people all voted for Eva

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Q isn't real. It is a 4chinz larp to attract boomers

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