This is a fat legbeard's requirements to date her

This is a fat legbeard's requirements to date her.

How many criteria can you cross off, Sup Forums?

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wew lad

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is this satire?

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>Must meet 88%
I will meet all those criteria but am a neo Nazi. Should be g2g

I don't think i've ever failed a test that badly in my life.

Yeah nah I’ll just pay a hot prostitute and give zero fucks

What this poofter said Do these fatties realise their loud mouths are creating a golden boom time for brothels? Everytime they speak another whore becomes a millionaire, take that patriarchy!

Lol @ this thirsty bitch having to put in so much time and effort to get some cock. Her cunt must be sour as all fuck

The absolute state of lazy fat stupid fuckwits

So this is what eternal loneliness looks like.

Yes but it smells like cat urine

Sounds like a recipe for dying alone. Good riddance.

I prefer grindr, it's much easier to pass the tests

The good news is that when her heart finally gives out at the age of 41, her corpulent bulk will feel her house full of semi-feral cats for months.

fell at the first hurdle

Biocunts will soon be obsolete

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>Fat
2 words in and I'm already not interested.

this is why vanity is cancerous to the mind

Kek

Top kek
Imagine being so fucking fat that it’s easier to spend the time writing and thinking like this and brainwashing yourself as you deny reality rather than not eating cakes and doing a fucking sit-up

This is why American feminism is the worst most venomous feminism, pure fucking laziness and sloth

>health is a social construct
lost it kek

I fit like 2 of those requirements.
>having sex 5 times a week (wouldn't mind, not that I currently do.)
>have a job

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I stopped being able to tell

I think I got over 90% failure rate,,
>beggars can't be choosers eh'

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Tl;dr tbhfamilia

What state a woman must be in when even an Italian refuses to fuck her
SAD!