ITT: Shows that are literally devoid of any value whatsoever

ITT: Shows that are literally devoid of any value whatsoever.
I'll start.

whatever your favorite anime is

I don't have one.

Its a pleasure to look at someone so much assblasted.
Do continue your show, little sad clown. I'm having a ball here

I think the Kumiko VA is good, still won't watch the show though

All this meme shit Sup Forums tricked me into watching

Sure thing, Pablo.

THIS IS A FUCKING BAIT

...so, you going to start or what? I have a busy schedule of jacking off to chinese pictographs to attend to, Sup Forumsnon. I don't really have time to wait around for you to get your shit together.

>I hate anime
We know. Maybe Steven Universe is more your speed.

No one actually likes Rakugo. They just want to be seen liking it. They want to be seen as mature for watching a soap opera because it has adult main characters.

>Uchouten Kazoku
>meme shit
What even is this? The official shit-taste thread?

>no GabDrop
>no KemoFur
>no Umaru
>no HnK
I mean, if you're going to start calling anime "meme shit," at least use it appropriately.

>No one actually likes Rakugo
Hi, Sup Forums.

Hey. Monogatari and Shoujo Shuumatsu are good shit

Uchouten Kazoku is a facile attempt at magical realism by the known hack, Morimi. It's an utter exposure as to how he shamelessly regurgitates his shallow familial themes, tedious and repetitive anticlimatic plotting and juvenile dialogue juxtaposed with the awful compositing of P.A Works, the worst anime studio ever made.

I agree

>watching a soap opera
How is Rakugo a soap opera?

P.A. Works produced Canaan, so they can at least make some quality animation

They also animated Angel Beats, didn't they? They're hardly the worst out there

So this IS the official shit-taste thread. Thanks for the confirmation.

Yeah there's nothing better than a pretentious harem pedobait with cliche, gimmicky shaft directing and overly indulgent "self-aware" dialogue masking itself as a narratively clever ensemble cast exploration despite its one-note tone, structure and weak conclusions that never go past known truths.

Girls Last Tour? It's as if someone picked up entry-level philosophy and simplified it into the mouths of two generic moeblob characters with no chemistry. Not to mention the fungible directing, overuse of slow average shot length, delayed dialogue delivery and dull art direction lending itself an artificial sense of atmosphere that leaches off of better iyashikei fiction.

Amazing how you can type so much but say so little.

Is this some pasta from Sup Forums or something?
It seems like a total word salad.

It literally STARTED the signature Shinbo/Shaft directing style. How is it cliche when it did it first?

You can try to deflect all you want but the fact of the matter is, I'm right and you're in denial

Whats wrong with HnK?

Nope.

How do people fall for bait of this caliber?

If you haven't noticed one person has been spamming bait threads and shitting up the actual threads for some reason.

You can still have a thread on the subject of terrible shows even when the OP is a baiting joke. We don't have to let it ruin the whole thing

>jumpy low framerate animation
>cheap 3DCG aesthetic
>overused gradient backgrounds
>surface level nods to mysticism or philosophy that don't address the issues in any way
>terrible dialogue
>character designs are barely differentiated
>overused bloom effects and filter effects
>overly-bright color palette that feels at odd with the forced melancholic tone
>weak worldbuilding
>QUALITY 2D in jarring places
Pick something, really.

I hope to see you saturday when you continue to watch it.

>Average Sup Forums poster.

I don't think it's physically possible to enjoy Rakugo unless you have a cuckold fetish and enjoy soap-opera tier drama. Most people just pretend to enjoy it because they want to appear sophisticated and mature despite watching anime; which is incredibly ironic considering anime is probably the most childish and trashy visual medium watched by adults, short of actual children's cartoons.

Oh really? Can you show some more 2D quality? Or some examples of your other points. I can only take what you say at face value without it coming across as opinions.

>look an old man dancing xD
>loudly explains joke by shouting
>insert Dragon Quest reference
>dismisses every sincere moment with irony
>obligatory toilet humour
>insert loli fanservice
>fucking masterpiece

>anime is shit!
>you guys can't like something I don't, you must be faking!
Also, you don't know what "soap opera" means.
It's not just a term for any drama. I know that can be confusing if you haven't really been exposed to anything besides anime and video games.

This it's literally Lifetime tier but for fujoshits.

>This anime is ugly so I think that it's trash
>Also I don't know what else to pick at so let me just say the setting is trash

>This anime is ugly so I think that it's trash
Yeah, and?

Then you just like anime or you shitposter who doesn't even watch anime.

I don't have a favorite song or movie either.
I think picking "a favorite" of something is forced and dumb. There are tons of anime I have a fairly equally high opinion of. Simple as that really.

???????


you need to watch some Hidamari Sketch or SZS. Christ, even Pani Poni had way more abstract things going on long before Monogatari series.

Honestly, nah

But it was Ef: Memories that had the best direction.

When will people stop with the "RWBY Universe is good" already, I won't watch it, I rather actually watch RWBY first.

SHAFT anime just look like watered down plastic shit compared to actual Shinbo like Tenomonya Voyagers or peak Dezaki like Gamba.

You are admitting to being a brainlet. If you only watch an anime for the aesthetics you are 100% looking at the wrong medium for art.

Then hurry up and watch RWBY?

If you are watching anime for writing then you are looking at the wrong medium for storytelling.

What are some you like user? From what I noticed, shitposters never want to answer this.

I was talking about Shinbo's style in particular

That's funny because Houseki is more AESTHETIC than any TV show this year

Honestly had no idea Shinbo had any part in that. Haven't seen it. Is it directed the same way as Monogatari though or were you just saying it was his better work?

>I rather = I want to
That's some pretty good reading comprehension pal.

Saying stuff like this immediately outs you as a Sup Forumsermin who only watches anime ironically.

Thanks. Nice proof reading.

Urusei Yatsura and Mahoujin Guruguru, if you want an older one and a more recent one.
I don't really feel like listing every anime I like.

Only a Sup Forumsermin could claim to enjoy Rakugo because they'll use it as a stepping stone to say "see look mature anime can be!" or "I don't watch moeshit"

It's the dudebro tier of anime (where broteur films like Godfather, Taxi Driver, 12 Angry Men reside)

Monogatari is where the shaft directing style went to die

Guruguru is pretty great. Haven't checked out the other one. Did you watch any of the original guruguru runs?

Yeah, I just finished them recently. The '94 one was great. The '00 series was okay, but not as good as the first or more recent series.

>films like Godfather, Taxi Driver, 12 Angry Men
I have no problem with you disliking Rakugo if that's the tier of film you compare it to. Thanks.

I really love 6, 7, 11 and 13, the rest is crap, haven't seen Uchouten Kazoku though, I think nobody did, there's like 5 cats and their moms that watched it and won't shut up about it though.

>all this garbage

Maybe its for the best if the superfags take over the board.

GuruGuru fags can never refute this

>guys, critically succesful and popular thing is really bad!
>pay attention to me!

What does that have anything to do with whether or not Shinbo's work on Monogatari was clichéd? I don't give a shit if you don't like it, I was just saying that Bake monogatari started the trademark style he uses in stuff like Madoka and Zaregoto.

Also thanks for the gif, I think I'll finally watch Hidemari after all this time

So no more examples? Is that picture the only one?

You'll just keep asking for more and more examples, or say I'm cherrypicking. I'm not really interested in playing this game with you.

I've taken down and exposed the Rakugo fanbase countless times before. It's just the sacred cow people will pretend is good because they don't have any real knowledge in film and can only judge by criteria of close readings and surface level narrative observations.

Right. I've heard that before many times. It was a genuine request as well but I can see it's just a bulletpoint list of opinions.

>Calling me Sup Forumsermin for enjoying anime with less than stellar animation
Uninstall whatever browser you are currently using so I won't have to interact with you again.

If you're so confident with your list of complaints you should be confident enough to back them up.

>I've taken down and exposed the Rakugo fanbase countless times before.
I don't give a shit about Rakugo, I'm talking about those movies you just threw under the bus.
>can only judge by criteria of close readings and surface level narrative observations
Good, that's a perfectly fine way to evaluate a show.
I'm deeply skeptical that you have "any real knowledge in film," aside from some shit you read on Wikipedia and Sup Forums. Honestly, if you don't have a degree in film studies, you basically have no leg to stand on.

>I've taken down and exposed the Rakugo fanbase countless times before
Can you post a picture of the certificate they gave you?

>I've taken down and exposed the Rakugo fanbase countless times before.
Only a truly hopeless neckbeard could type something like this unironically.

>Good, that's a perfectly fine way to evaluate a show.
No it isn't. It has no basis in academic writing and is pretty much not allowed. The real depth in art lies in form.

He only did the storyboards for one episode, I believe, but the entire show is obviously inspired by his directing style and it uses a lot of simular visual tricks as Monogatari in a more frantic but greater effect.
Though it's a bit more out there in it's directing than most of monogatari.

What were your favorite anime this year? Name three.

New Game!!
Urara Meirochou
Kemono Friends

The Yuasa films. The good commercial anime list ends there.

So you don't like anime. Good to know.
Lu Over the Wall was a terrible film by the way.

You just have pleb taste, sadly.

>look an old man dancing xD

It's subversion of gender stereotypes.

>loudly explains joke by shouting

It's based on traditional Japanese comedy, as they're being the straight man to the funny person.

>insert Dragon Quest reference

It's meta.

>dismisses every sincere moment with irony

It's subversion of heroism.

>obligatory toilet humour

It's obligatory.

>insert loli fanservice

It sells DVDs.

>fucking masterpiece

It's 10/10.

>I've taken down and exposed the Rakugo fanbase countless times before.
I'm literally crying right now. I can barely type. Thank you, that was great.

No show is devoid of any value as they can all be used as an example of a bad anime in order to discuss how to make better anime.

Therefore OP is wrong by default.

Says the faggot that thinks Walmart Flash Ponyo is better than Rakugo.

>started
Shinbo didn't even really direct Bakemonogatari. The guy who did Kizu did. Shinbo just put his name on it.

This is also why Bake and Kizu are by far the best looking Monogatari.

Stop replying to ironic weebs.

What a superficial and shallow comment as expected from an uninformed proletariat such as yourself. It's one of the most aesthetically dense anime of all time. Impressionistic UPA inspired sequences, experimenting with traditional anime-esque multiplanarity, tradition vs modernism, art vs commercialism, avant-garde focus on the spectacle, character acting reflective of the Golden Age animation, a celebration of the history of Western and Eastern animation informing Yuasa's own particular style.

>What a superficial and shallow comment
I mean, look at the post he was replying to retard.

Are you having a manic episode?

>I've taken down and exposed the Rakugo fanbase countless times before.
You "took them down"? Was it a fucking sting operation? Did you go undercover? Catch them red-handed?

I'm a great fan of these two series, but is right (well, on some points). You are in denial.

...

I honestly don't care if it's bait or not. This thread is hilarious.

Japanese humor is fucking awful and I'm pretty sure you can compile at least an hour film of the old man dancing. God, what an aggravating show.

I'm not sure if you're baiting or not but either way this is the best post today.

The thing is I probably agree with you, too.