PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - RISE AND SHINE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
youtu.be/qselBDr9rHA

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
youtu.be/4ZK9SwI2nyc
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcQKr6TJax8
>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
youtu.be/8ymA5IPlY9A
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
youtu.be/3YdFby7y6D8
>2nd Lady/Charlotte talk about Marlon Bundo 3/23/18
youtu.be/PVzeOA59w0U
>AG Sessions (partial) in Birmingham AL 3/23/18
youtu.be/SHucBuJ7eCs
>DepAG Rosenstein on Cyber Law Enforcement 3/23/18
youtu.be/As5fCYER0fE
>FCC Commisioner Pajit on Robocalls 3/23/18
c-span.org/video/?442990-1/
>HHSDep video: Opioids abuse 3/23/18
youtu.be/CNeunLGqzxo
>USDA video: Sec Perdue BackToOurRoots Tour 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcwG4iwN6Fk
>This Week @State 3/23/18
youtu.be/ol8mjOfPPDs
>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442965-1/
>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/mAp-EDD_iqk
>Pres Trump signs Memorandum on China Tariffs 3/22/18
youtu.be/k9mwk-lx05Y
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Manchester NH 3/22/18
youtu.be/VXiHKjF49SQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Saud Prince MbS 3/22/18
youtu.be/V1zSNCr6cAI

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What is Trump even doing?
No wall, no nothing

OHH THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER THREAD!


AWOO!!

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wow....
so powerful.......

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He's done. He will never recover from incestgate

>be Turkey
>use jihadists to invade the Kurdish area of Afrin, Syria
>Kurds run away
>immediately the jihadists start infighting

Meanwhile in silo in the middle of Siberia:
- Ключ нa cтapт!
- Ecть ключ нa cтapт!
- Пpoтяжкa oдин!.. Пpoдyвкa!
- Ecть пpoдyвкa!
- Ключ нa дpeнaж!
- Ecть дpeнaж!
- Зaжигaниe!.. Пpeдвapитeльнaя!
- Ecть пpeдвapитeльнaя!
- Пpoмeжyтoчнaя... Глaвнaя!.. Пoдъeм!

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He's been awake for hours and we haven't heard anything.

Lookin good /ptg/

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trump the GOETUS always comes through

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>What is Trump even doing?
ur mum

jk, your mom isn't a 10/10 model, btfo

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MAGA

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(((((/ptg/))))))

>I know, I'll announce on Twitter my intention to use military funds and manpower to build my wall, thereby giving my many opponents time to formulate counter strategies and narratives, instead of finalizing an incontestable plan with the military in secret before announcing it to the world

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Negroes with guns kill 16,000 people a year. Hispanics with guns kill another 10,000 people

Still waiting on pictures of that big, beautiful fence.

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We've arrived at a place where children and porn stars are stronger role models than the people we elected.

>implying he has any intention of doing it

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Well, not necessarily "people".

Jerk

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We're done, enough of this shit. Go away.

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With leaders like Trudeau and Trump, what did you expect?

>children and porn stars
Since when did you start making distinctions between those two?

Yep 92% of these murders were intra racial

liberals are so fucking annoying

FUCK

FUUUCK

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this tbqh, even my pornfu is starting a family with some gaijan after retiring

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They got incredibly scared of this image. Our psyops win, every time.

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Yeah, only Russia would do such a thing.

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Russians are rigging robo 50. cal tankettes to patrol their border with afghanistan to stop heroin. Rather just have dudes who have mastered the art of polonium.

>russia

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>is on record saying how great Hillary and Bill are
>says how friendly he is with them
>shows off his tree of life jewish award
>marries off his daughter to a jew and brags about her having a beautiful jewish baby
>based secret anti-jew according to /ptg/
These threads really replaced the YLYL threads for me, they never fail.

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I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

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im an expert and i say that Americans can use remote piloted planes to assassinate terrorists in countries accross the wor- oh

Not the burger orders! Russia has crossed the line in the sand, nuke them right now!

>expecting the Turks to do anything right
>Joenigger

They're scared of that image because it's the closest thing to the truth. Jews hate the Constitution

lol they dont even have too do it. It just has to happen during Trumps terms and they'll just blame russians.

>getting indoctrinated in tranny schools .
what's with these ever increasing trannyfaggots anyway?

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Gun homicides figures are 1/3 of the gun death toll. Those people deliberately play with words and statistics.

The CIA killed those people in the UK

Satire is bad if it is not used by liberals.

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60% of these deaths are suicides.

Our world is sick and dying. Being killed really. Little known fact is that the ones killing it have names and addresses.

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How long did /ptt/ last?

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I wonder if they realize that they are the bots

deep

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www.orlandosentinel.com/news/pulse-orlando-nightclub-shooting/os-noor-salman-pulse-trial-day-16-story.html

It had been reported that the FBI interviewed Omar Mateen. Now it's coming out that his father Seddique Mateen was working for the FBI.

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Checked, also why does she have a penis? isn't that against regulations?

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Vermont just passed a gun control bill.

-expanded background checks to private firearms sales
-prohibits those under 21 from purchasing a firearm
-bans high-capacity magazines that can hold more than 10 rounds of ammunition and bump stocks

Make no mistake, the 2nd is being destroyed 1 state at a time. The media will continue to manufacture consent & outrage until they get what they want. If you want a gun and you live in a good state, get it now.

Hogg with some HeadCount volunteer called Andy Bernstein who wants you to register to vote, and somebody called Valerie Jarrett.

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>Donald tells Stormy that she reminds him of his daughter
>immediately fucks her

Does the Don secretly want to fuck Ivanka?

he's clearly EAS'd years ago, you cant have zero muscle density like that and still have fucking jump wings, operate a Javelin and do morning PT

By Preet Bharara's logic, you're losing if you're attacking Nikolas Cruz

Gun laws have gotten less restrictive since the 1980s

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What level of niggertry is this?

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>Only Russians would disagree that all white Americans need to be disarmed and killed because a bald lesbian indio demanded it

do you not?

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>read the first 3 points
>wow that's pretty retarded
>reach the 4th and laugh so hard that the roommate wakes up

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Yeah, that was until the modern left took control of everything and feeling's over facts was programmed into retards. We're going backwards on gun control now.

>-bans high-capacity magazines that can hold more than 10 rounds of ammunition and bump stocks
a non-retard can switch magazines fast enough for this to make no difference in school shooting etc.
>so why do it
IT CRIMINALIZES POPULATION

>-prohibits those under 21 from purchasing a firearm
yeah but you can sign up to die ini a desert war #35 at 18?

Who wrote this???

Umm, no sweetie that's not true

no she ugly

I'm PRETTY Sure you're supposed to get more masculine after entering the service, what the hell was he doing?!? how stupid. what a waste.

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I like the sound of that user

>fucking a jew

Hard pass

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"Bolton has vocally, consistently supported the establishment of an independent Kurdish state, arguing that the Kurds have proven their ability to govern themselves & earned the support of the U.S. through their reliable cooperation with Washington."

..

>TFW pizza kills 600,000 people a year
>TFW you get no pizza

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>30,000
Wut?

It is true someone should find the GIF. Also until Bill Clinton Republican passed every gun control law. Funny really people say that everything has been pushed to left but if we look at these 80s Republicans we can see not very many are actually conservative to begin with. I think the only reason fag rights weren’t expanded in the 90s is because of AIDs

Omar Mateen’s father was an FBI informant for a number of years. He also was being investigated for taking foreign money.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM

Literally one law. In a DEEP BLUE state

While in reality Russia wants the opposite of that. Knowing how many dealings Democrats have with Putin it is not that hard to imagine.

taking hormones that fuck your body up after EAS'ing would make him look like that.
i'd still fuck him, though, the mentally ill get my dick hard

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What about her milkies?

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lmao, that's not going to happen anytime soon

The Passion. So long at Mass yesterday..

das rite

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>ATTENTION

If you're not eating pomegranate for breakfast you ARE a POOR person!

>AWOO

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>Florida
No doubt this salam sandnigger had shalom sandnigger handlers.

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No

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Holy shit I'm voting democrat now

Illuminating, Mr. President.

>Have a wife named Stephanie
>Name daughter Stephankie
>Everyone thinks that's retarded

>Have a wife named Louise
>Name your daughter Loiuske
>Everyone thinks that's retarded

>Have a wife name Ivana

>pomegranate
>breakfast
????
wtf pls tell me 'people' don't actually do that

>not realizing this is satire

What different does it make
GOP passed gun control garbage and boosted Obama's projects in Omnibus.

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>not realizing that I did realize it was satire

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What is wrong with you? I have come to believe that being Australian is a mental condition.

Those NICs background checks don’t stop anyone from buying guns most of the time and I’ve just recently bought my bump stock. Go lurk r_/thedonald/ Zionist Twitter pig.
>T. American

>not realizing that I did realize that you realized it was satire

>the mentally ill get my dick hard
that's a good point, I'd say I would but morals would get in the way, I definitely see the attraction.
I was just testing to see if that'd get (you)s, thank you

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