Well well well, wot ‘ave we got ‘ere?? wolking on the soide wolk without a soide wolking loicense, yea?

well well well, wot ‘ave we got ‘ere?? wolking on the soide wolk without a soide wolking loicense, yea?

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I loled but in England they don't use the term sidewalk. It's called a footpath

Its almost like they invented english

aright then love gonna need you to get down and spread your arse cheeks while I do a proper search for any kind of plastic weaponry

It's called 'the pavement' actually. Footpath would be a path through a field or park or whatever.

Do they really ride around in those cuck karts

They call it the blacktop

I feel we need an actual English flag to confirm. I've lived there but I can't be certain if i heard that term there.
Top of the line mate.

DON'T ME A MOLE! BIN THAT STROLL!

Footpath is actually correct, it's what people use. NZbro is correct.
No they drive a Ford Focus or Vauxhall Astra usually. Equally cucked. Traffic units get BMWs but you rarely encounter one unless you commit a minor offense like in OP.

It looks like you can just flip it over with him in it and run away

>Mole
Not
>Prole
>Troll
>Arsehole
C'mon Aus.

footpath is a dumb term and I'm embarassed we use it in NZ. I make a point of using murican words like "sidewalk", "elevator" "gas station" as much as possible.

>be American
>get fined for wanking

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fuckin KEK. One of the better ones I've read.

What are the words for elevator and gas station over there?

stupid nigger its called the pebbly adjacents

You got a loicense for those synonyms guv?

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Stop making fun of our police just because they're actually friendly and don't just pull their guns out on every encounter.

>Be mutt
>Cross not on a crossing
>Get fined for (((jaywalking)))
Wtf man?

Brb getting arrested for making an online joke.

>Be Brit
>Circulate images without context
Seems like something a limey would do

Lift and service station.

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Lift
Petrol station

And we (I'm British) don't call it a footpath. We call it the pavement. Other uk poster was probably just some twat from London.

lift and petrol station(at least thats what boomers call them). Its not uncommon for other young people to use the american words like me tho.

OI wut are we 'avin ere? The mooslims have edy write to ba ear guv

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Oh wait he's missing the C18 armband

Yeah we know know they're friendly. I just saw a video of some nig throwing one of your cops to the ground and handcuffing him. The friendly police officer was kind enough to offer him his right hand to make the process easier.

oi btev u gawcho ambulayten' paypas?

We use this in india too

>Ford Focus or Vauxhall Astra usually.
yea WTF is with the pansy ass cars the UK cops drive? at least they drive big manly gas guzzling sedans over here.

Brainlet
youtube.com/watch?v=Zed4Z4D51kg

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You're right. Footpath is the actual term but most people just call it 'the pavement'.

Fucking pathetic

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Budget cuts so we can spend more on paying Europe to leave and benefits for single mums and importing sandniggers. Haven't you paid attention to news from our second world shithole?

But yeah they can't catch anything with such resources. Apart from minor infringements by your average Brit. After all arresting non-Brits is racist, isn't it?

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Dead serious question here
I get that Sikhs have to carry a dagger or some shit like that for whatever cultural reason
Wouldn't it be, dare I say, racist to make them bin it ?

No, it's pavement.

Even using his radio

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I live in Essex and everyone here calls it a footpath, or just "path". Where the fuck you live? Fucking posh nobberland?

Do you have any idea how pathetic you sound? This is autistic af.

I live in Essex and it's pavement. If someone called it footpath I'd think they were a bit bent desu.

Fucking probably. Should tell them to GTFO like Aus but they won't do that either.
Ya startin' m8??? I'll call Muhammed and Jihadmed oh ya

>Essex
>not posh

You ever been? It's basically council estates and benefit cunts everywhere.
Strange. Guess it might be generational.
>Get onna parf m8 an stop walkin' inna road u pissed cunt

yew wankers got loicenses to post on 4chin???

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she should tell him shes a muzzie then the cop will be arrested.

Well, nobody is going to take some cunt from Essex seriously are they?

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>Footpath
And bongs call us uncivilized

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Kek

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OI

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