/ptg/ - President Trump General - Love Missile F-111 edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
youtu.be/qselBDr9rHA

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
youtu.be/4ZK9SwI2nyc
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcQKr6TJax8
>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
youtu.be/8ymA5IPlY9A
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
youtu.be/3YdFby7y6D8
>2nd Lady/Charlotte talk about Marlon Bundo 3/23/18
youtu.be/PVzeOA59w0U
>AG Sessions (partial) in Birmingham AL 3/23/18
youtu.be/SHucBuJ7eCs
>DepAG Rosenstein on Cyber Law Enforcement 3/23/18
youtu.be/As5fCYER0fE
>FCC Commisioner Pajit on Robocalls 3/23/18
c-span.org/video/?442990-1/
>HHSDep video: Opioids abuse 3/23/18
youtu.be/CNeunLGqzxo
>USDA video: Sec Perdue BackToOurRoots Tour 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcwG4iwN6Fk
>This Week @State 3/23/18
youtu.be/ol8mjOfPPDs
>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442965-1/
>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/mAp-EDD_iqk
>Pres Trump signs Memorandum on China Tariffs 3/22/18
youtu.be/k9mwk-lx05Y
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Manchester NH 3/22/18
youtu.be/VXiHKjF49SQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Saud Prince MbS 3/22/18
youtu.be/V1zSNCr6cAI

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>Recently, I had an ominous dream. It was noon on a grey, cold January 20th, 2020, and Donald Trump was being sworn in for his second term as president. Massive inaugural crowds cheered him exuberantly as a gentle snow fell upon a sea of MAGA red-hats and TRUMP banners waving in front of the Capitol.

>In my dream, however, the Capitol wasn't quite the same as I remembered it from my days stationed there as a young Navy sailor. It seemed almost war-torn as clouds of dark smoke billowed up on the horizon and the sound of gunfire could be heard somewhere in the distance. In my dream — don’t ask me how — I could also hear the terror-filled voices of people screaming or crying out for help as ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) agents, clad in black uniforms, stormed local Washington homes and businesses, arresting people and loading them onto large unmarked cargo trucks.

>Meanwhile, those inaugural crowds — I have no idea if they were the largest in the history of dreams — were flanked by military Humvees as heavily armed soldiers in unfamiliar camouflage uniforms stood behind the president while he delivered his second inaugural address. I could even hear his words eerily reverberating through the Capitol. “The enemy,” he exclaimed, “has infiltrated our great nation because of weak immigration laws allowed by treasonous politicians!”

>At that very moment, he told the exuberant crowd, he was already singlehandedly purging “those terrorists and their enablers from our ranks.” The MAGA banners waved ever more frantically and the crowd roared as he declared, “Law and order are now being restored to our great nation once again!”

>I awoke in a cold sweat. Unlike the sort of nightmare I’d normally shake off as a fantasy of slumber, the result perhaps of that late night dose of Ben and Jerry’s I had meant to resist, this one stuck with me and, I’m sorry to say, recurred.

DEFEND THIS!

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Make a white baby today!

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Good morning frends

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Stay mad kid

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>that hand gesture
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT

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>tfw Ameriba will be South Africa in one generation

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What if I already made 5?

okay now thats just retarded

first, it was obvious Trump would win, second even if Hillary had won the world would not have ended, it would just have meant that the US kept declining

NEVER BUY A PRE MADE BUG OUT BAG

YOU'LL GET RIPPED OFF.
140 PIECE BUG OUT BAGS COUNT THE 50 Q-TIPS AS PART OF THOSE 140 PIECES.

Plus it is fun to put it together yourself

lmfao

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Kremlin: "#Russia's response to the expulsion of its diplomats will be based on the principle of reciprocity."

Now that's banter.

I unironically had this same dream but i awoke to sticky sheets

why would you make an edition this cringey

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Why not kill urself at this point?

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I can sew canvas though. I have to buy a bag that’s already made.

donate sperm? idk

>trying to #hashtag on Sup Forums
Check out this newfag

How is Trump going to use the military to build the wall? Can he just order the Army Corps of engineers to go down there and do it as a matter of national security? Is this something that can actually be done, or is he still just trying to look effective despite publicly capitulating by signing the omnibus spending bill?

I wanted to preserve history before it was rewritten then compare.

Lots of interesting facts in there. I liked learning about antibiotics and medical things. Downloaded so many SHTF books early November.

>OP made a we are the maga pedes ms paint tier image thread

stahp

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Youth participation in politics is going to be cringe no matter what. At least they're shitposting rather than virtue signaling.

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He can do it, but he won't.

I DONT EVEN

The Russian Embassy literally just started a poll to vote for what US Consulate General should close: twitter.com/RusEmbUSA/status/978273613349556224

WHAT LEVEL OF SHITPOSTING ARE WE CURRENTLY AT IN INTERNATIONAL POLITICS LMAO

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Were there ever more pics of this girl found? Nude ideally?

I believe it can be done. It would be walking the tightrope of legality, however.

youtube.com/watch?v=DHhy2Gk_xik

What?

MAGA

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Stop reposting twitter on here, you fucks.

why would he? hes living on wellfare and raping swedish women without consequences all while making newfags butthurt on Sup Forums

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Has the wall started today?

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>it's just a dream... for now

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Agree, Fren. Also, use an old Android phone to make a trail GPS!

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this is a hard question, but i think i'll have to go with st. petersburg

The absolute state of the media

This is what I voted for

He won't do anything. It's not going to happen. They'll build a little fence in one part of the border, he'll go there for a photo op and try to say this is what he wanted all along.

>Tfw this will never happen

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Guys can we break this poll? Please?

>ALL OF THEM

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Make new consulate in northern siberian town. Close the rest and force all of them to move there to be eaten by bears.

as much as I hate Russia, you have to admire their lack of giving a fuck

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how? there are literally 3 options which are just cities in russia with consulates. Who cares which one of the three they pick?

It's extremely petty.

I filed my taxes this weekend. When I got to the question of whether I had served, I wanted to say that I had served in the great meme war. But then I remembered the IRS has zero sense of humor.

No one does. I still want to do it though.

I have a bunch on a hard drive I can't get to at the moment.

And niggers are the Boers

>In some dark corner of my mind, given what we know about what we human beings are capable of, I can almost imagine some kind of Muslim-American version of the Holocaust, the ultimate nightmare that immigrants and Muslim-Americans have dreaded since Donald Trump’s election victory in November 2016, but dare not whisper. There’s nothing sadder to say than that such fears do not completely lack historical precedent: the world has, of course, been here before.

>If the fate of the millions who perished during World War II, thanks to Adolf Hitler and his minions, doesn’t seem real enough to you, just pay a visit to the Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington, D.C. There, you can witness the haunting images of our human brethren who, by virtue of their faith or background, were destroyed, some by their own countrymen.

> of course Donald Trump isn’t Adolf Hitler; White House adviser Stephen Miller isn’t Joseph Goebbels; White House Chief of Staff John Kelly isn’t Hermann Göring; and former CIA Director and next Secretary of State Mike Pompeo isn’t Heinrich Himmler. Yes — but Pompeo, a major Islamophobe in an administration filled with them, has insisted that all Muslims are potentially complicit in terrorism and that “people who deeply believe that Islam is the way” are a “threat to America.” He has also received the “National Security Eagle Award” from a noted anti-Muslim hate group, ACT for America, and has been interviewed more than 20 times by Frank Gaffney, “the country’s most influential Islamophobe,” on his radio show. And when it comes to Islamophobia (and Iranophobia as well), in this administration Pompeo is hardly alone.

>Still, not even bans, insults, and a visible loathing for those of us who don’t look like and pray like the president and his men, not even torchlight parades by Trump-supporting American neo-Nazis, get you easily to anything like an American Holocaust.

AMERICAN HOLOCAUST!!

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This reads like my wet dreams.

Never forget

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If society collapses, you’ll have a mob of thousands crash your rural homestead. You can’t defend against that.

The pain of knowing this will never happen. I'm not ready for that feel.

Trump can do a lot of things, but he won't.
No idea what he is scared of.

now THATS shitposting right here.

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I met Mike Pompeo last year. Really nice guy.

2015 and 2016 were so much fun. the memes were incredible

Please close them all and save use the money, thnx

>Trump-supporting American neo-Nazis, get you easily to anything like an American Holocaust. But know, when you read this, that there are those of us out here who, in the dark of night, are indeed haunted by such thoughts anyway and by thoughts as well of those in the 1930s who dismissed the fears of the worst to come as so much hyperbole.

>Speaking just for myself, I can’t help but believe that, in our 241-year history that includes a bitter civil war, two world wars, and the Great Depression, this could turn out to be the most crucial moment of all. I can’t help but wonder, at least in my bleaker moments, whether there will be any coming back from the dark destination, whatever it turns out to be, that we, as a nation, now seem headed for. And if not, just remember that no one will be able to say that we didn’t know what we were doing, that there were no warnings as people like me were demonized in our own country.

>Whatever hell might still come, for this veteran at least, Donald Trump’s America is already hell enough.

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Why reply then

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Brothers in arms for life

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Thats where my McNukes come in

>our (((((((((human brethren)))))))))

ryan and mcconnell, the two turds of congress?

drumpf btfo
#Dumbledore'sArmy

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Nah, if society collapses they arent going to somehow find your specific homestead and raid it. And it wont be thousands. What are they going to do? In the middle of a chaotic city of cannibals do a google earth search, find where someone has a homestead in the middle of nowhere, all drive out 200 miles into the rural areas just to swamp one dudes 10 acres?
Get real

Trump completely cucked on the wall. He'll talk about the military building but never will.

He'll never build the fucking wall, ever. What a pussy.

Bets on today's happenings?

Roll:

1. Wall construction starts
2. Trump tweetstorm
3. Islamic happening of peace
4. CNN new interview with former playmate
5. Russia retaliation
6. China tarriffs
7. More US tarriffs
8. US stock market surge
9. More national embarrassment from the UK
0. A celebrity dies

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You underestimate all the fertiliser farmers have for explosives.

>ID: DoJ
i suddenly feel so tired and sleepy. You feel it too, don't you?

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Is Poland gone? Please tell me he's gone.

Also muh the bubbles popping goyim sell all your stocks

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>that pic
fucking disgusting

Reading this has given me Stage 4 eye cancer.

FINALLY IT TOOK 2 FUCKING YEARS

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Roll

Well before cannibalism sets in, the millions+ in the city will start fanning out like locusts.

>our history
>our

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This thread is moving so fast nobody will notice I met Mike Pompeo.

I too, believe this.

SESSIONS WAKE UP THE COUNTRY NEEDS YOU

Albert Belle driving drunk and flashing his cock to bystanders is happening enough for me kek

In that case, can it be Matt Damon?

Not when they close the major highways and bridges. When shit hits the fan, urbanites are going to be on lockdown

Nothing will happen.

F

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>doesn’t understand modern ammonium nitrate production renders it a poor oxidation source for explosives

The ID doesn't lie

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>Is Poland gone? Please tell me he's gone.

For now.

>our 241-year history that includes a bitter civil war, two world wars, and the Great Depression
>doesnt mention pioneer spirit
>waging a war for independance against the strongest empire on earth
Yeah this is a nu-american if there ever was one.

It would be childs play to destroy the roads. Are the mobs really going to walk a hundred miles uphill to get my can of beans?

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How the fuck do they keep forgetting that Order of the Phoenix, the biggest book in the series, was about a group of students going ''SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED'' after the government tries to ban them from practising their defending magic, and that Harry had to use the Wizard equivalent of Infowars to get the truth out to the world?

Obama implemented many more tariffs than Trump

Trump always achieves more with less

>Joke about the autistic dogeater getting a free hat
>he REALLY WAS pissed about it

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>zzzZZzzZZzzzz

Who is going to lock them down? Face it, your fantasy of being some kind of apocalyptic warrior king is never going to work.