/ptg/ - President Trump General - Here's to you edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
youtu.be/qselBDr9rHA

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
youtu.be/4ZK9SwI2nyc
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcQKr6TJax8
>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
youtu.be/8ymA5IPlY9A
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
youtu.be/3YdFby7y6D8
>2nd Lady/Charlotte talk about Marlon Bundo 3/23/18
youtu.be/PVzeOA59w0U
>AG Sessions (partial) in Birmingham AL 3/23/18
youtu.be/SHucBuJ7eCs
>DepAG Rosenstein on Cyber Law Enforcement 3/23/18
youtu.be/As5fCYER0fE
>FCC Commisioner Pajit on Robocalls 3/23/18
c-span.org/video/?442990-1/
>HHSDep video: Opioids abuse 3/23/18
youtu.be/CNeunLGqzxo
>USDA video: Sec Perdue BackToOurRoots Tour 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcwG4iwN6Fk
>This Week @State 3/23/18
youtu.be/ol8mjOfPPDs
>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442965-1/
>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/mAp-EDD_iqk
>Pres Trump signs Memorandum on China Tariffs 3/22/18
youtu.be/k9mwk-lx05Y
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Manchester NH 3/22/18
youtu.be/VXiHKjF49SQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Saud Prince MbS 3/22/18
youtu.be/V1zSNCr6cAI

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The official russian embassy twitter account is holding a poll for which US consulate they should close.

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WHY IS TRUMP SO QUIET?

I was sure that the Stormy stuff was all lies and fake but Trump's silence on this matter makes me wonder if it actually did happen which would really disappoint me. He has countless great tweet options:

>Being married to the beautiful Melania, why would I lower myself to someone so nasty?
>link several months old articles where Stormy denies that it happened
>link articles where it is revealed that women were paid to claim that Trump sexually abused them
>I wonder how much did they pay her to spread all these lies?
>link article where man says he had sex with Obama

Instead he tweets pic related. Weak!

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say goodbye to your guns, Drumpftards

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I'm not trying to get pussy while in the house of God. I'm simply looking for a cute gf. Don't assume I'm some heathen.

I'm a Wednesday. I said I'm not some fat neckbeard. They belong to Fat Tuesday, aka Mardi Gras.

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twitter.com/GOP/status/977915293514248192
>GOP youth marketing

my absolute sides
its going to crash and burn so fucking hard in midterms

BREAKING: SENATE MAJORITY LEADER MITCH MCCONNELL TO INTRODUCE LEGISLATION REMOVING HEMP FROM LIST OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES - AP

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should I put "Allah is Gay" posters around U of T?

I don't have any money to print them but I could set up a go-fund-me or someone here could donate to my paypal?

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I already do that every day I leave my home.

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Why arent minorities into the outdoors

why even give it attention. just let his lawyers handle it

Trump not talking about you, is the biggest insult of all.

Omar Mateen, the mass-shooter of Pulse, directly linked to the FBI.

cbsnews.com/news/pulse-nightclub-shooting-gunman-father-fbi-informant-seddique-mateen/

Yet another mass-shooter directly linked to the FBI.

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Just stick to segments with Tucker, Mark.

>weed lmao
I hate (((principled conservatives))).

Post your rarest and spiciest memes
Hilldawgs whale-cum
Just lost at least 1000+ images

KIM JONG UN IS AT BEIJING MEETING XI
twitter.com/jwkim9758/status/978273636564975617

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fuck yeah Trump 2020!!!

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nice. makes this whole thing look as childish as it really is.

>tfw no japanese gf to sing me anime songs to sleep with her soft voice
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Come and pry them from my cold, dead hands, commie.

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Do your duty, raise that birth rate.

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???? there's no literally no such thing as houses in africa
eternal camp

Trump 2020!!!

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Kim Jong Un has made a surprise visit to Beijing on his first known trip outside North Korea since taking power in 2011
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-03-26/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-is-said-to-be-visiting-china-jf8ehb97

MAGA

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They're inferior.

Just post "it's ok be to be white"
Easier to make and far more effective

okay

youtu.be/H0XiOvNo24Y
I miss them so much already

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Will you be taking them? Do you have a good life insurance policy?

many times I see a young white couple I autistically yell at them to get married and ensure the future of the race... I've gotten mixed reactions

cant, impotent af

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hey guys!!! Trump 2020!!!

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I don't think they did that by design user

>Omar Mateen, jihadist who killed 49 people in Orlando, worked for the security firm G4S since 2007. G4S was/is contracted w/DHS & DoD. Omar was interviewed twice by FBI in the past & they failed to act. Oh & Omar’s dad was an FBI informant from 2005-2016.
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This shit glows so freaking much.

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You couldn’t make this shit up if you tried

well no, the government will, honey

Finnshill the others are right about Montana. Turnout in the special election was extremely high and the Dem was a le blue doge. Yet the Republican handily won.
Also I think that there are certain districts which appear vulnerable but aren't and there are some that don't appear vulnerable but are.
And you are forgetting about senator bonus. Good candidates keep vulnerable seats red.

not as edgy also I like rustling muslim jimmies

there are so many hijabis here with their scarfs too tight

That looks comfy

vote TRUMP!!!

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you got that one cartoon music video with the cheerleader cartoons on loop?

Because Dems are probably looking for their perjury moment to fire up impeachments like Republicans did with Slick Willy - even though nobody cared about Bill getting blowies in the white house from 4/10 interns either.

Pure coincidence goy.

Well, no, the government won't be because the 2nd Amendment forbids it.

Helllll ya
I love me some furries
And the Soviet Union!

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>According to Schmid, who is openly gay, media industry professionals had advised him for years to keep his HIV status a secret.

>“So here’s what I say, stand tall, and stand proud,” he continued. “You can’t make everybody happy but you can make you happy. And so long as you tell the truth, you will never have to remember anything. Labels are things that come and go but your dignity and who you are is what defines you. I know who I am, I know what I stand for and while in the past I may not have always had clarity, I do now. Love me or hate me, that’s up to you. But, for anyone who has ever doubted themselves because of those scary three letters and one symbol, let me tell you this, you are somebody who matters. Your feelings, your thoughts, your emotions count. And don’t let anybody tell you otherwise. I’m Karl Schmid, and I’m an HIV-positive man!”

YAAAAAAS. That’s what we need! HIV positive role models who have no shame.
I wanna get POZZED!

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hehhee
not doing things by design is the essence of africa

I heard you weren't voting for trump?!

>unsheath blade

You sure?

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Fuck them. It's something that needs to be done if this means it's being rescheduled. Currently researchers can only use weed in limited applications due to its classification and this is a step in the right direction if we are fighting bug pharma. But again fuck mcturtle he started us too hard already

Who's "the government"? Will Sheriff Wilson be knocking on my door? He goes to the range with me and babysits my kids so I doubt he would want to shoot me...

Enjoy
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It's ok to be an infidel?
It's ok to be a Kurd?
It's ok to be a salafist?
It's ok to be wahabbi?

A lot of stupid people are going to start smoking blankets

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I was browsing /ptg/ at university today when all of a sudden i hear the squeaky fire door open up behind me and a rather large short haired xer walked through into the computer lab. I saw xer small dark, beady eyes look aggressively around the room, scanning for anything that xe might take offense to, then suddenly they snapped to my monitor, the anime and swastikas alerted xer right away, xer shitlord alarm went off! Waddling over to me with a huff and a puff, pins clinking and clanking together, ripped pantyhose streching to the breaking point under the pressure of xer's girthy legs, at least a foot in diameter. Xe comes up to behind me and stand with hands on xer hips, "GET OUT." xe screamed at the top of xer lungs at me. "GET THE %@$& OUT OF THIS LIBRARY!" I was stunned, mentally i had thought i was prepared for this, but once confronted with it in person I buckled: "uhh M-ma'am I'm just browsing some anime f-forums" I stumbled with the words, intensely cowed by xer powerful oderous presence. "I KNOW WHAT THAT SITE IS IT'S THE Sup Forums AND I KNOW YOU ARE A N*ZI! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LIBRARY BEFORE I CALL FOR MUSCLE!"
I didn't know what to do, so I apologised, quickly logged off the computer grabbed my binder and pencils and left, forgetting my recharger cord for my cellphone attached to the computer.

I wasn't ready for xer, /ptg/ and i folded under pressure, now I feel like a shell of a man, thinking I should just an hero.

Breaking news: Jeff Seasions slays Mitch McConnel!
They hate nature.

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>nothing personell kid

Daily reminder: It's legal in California to give people HIV without telling them because a gay Jew made a bill and it passed.

It's also legal for gays to donate blood in California without telling anyone of their HIV status.

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After an ACLU consent decree with the Chicago Police Department dramatically reduced the number of stop and frisks, homicides significantly increased as a result.

papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=3145287

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vote trump in 2020 guyz!!

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Natives here are good trackers, we have an Army unit called the Rangers which are eskimos who patroll the north, better in the cold than you viking.

The only cure to Chicago is the nuke.

P-please! I'll vote for trump!
You can put the wakizashi away!

??? why the hostility
it's been posted many times - there's this one cartoon character that keeps popping its head out from the corner - cracks me up

>people care more about hemp than Omar Mateen being confirmed as yet another FBI asset
The absolute state of /ptg/

Holy shit you found it. And it's actually worse than I remembered.

The ACLU got what it wanted.

>"Whether
the redistribution is effected through private actions such as theft or through governmental
action such as taxation and regulation
>taxation is not theft

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Lol, love it! Generation Z really adopted the trump movement, has a great sense of humor, and is BASED!

yeah, more lawyer hours clocked

if this is some way for you to get the blonde on your on, you can go to hell.

I got the tisms.

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Chicago police got what it wanted. less dead cops and more dead niggers.

Why the hell are they here 20 years after an earthquake?

>the 2nd Amendment forbids it
no one cares sweety

>"Hey everybody! I'm a walking meme and like to read Sup Forums! Look at me! Look at me!"

they want gibs not life

I'm into redheads.

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They will when they get shot.

0/10
Not "MAGA Milk"
This liberal could have done so much better
No camo
No Dip
No Wife and Children

lol retard you didn't link either

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Shadilay pede!!

He sticks around longer when you give him attention. Just simply don't fucking respond to him

I seriously just learned recently that the ACLU wasn't a University.

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it will be a military operation, making use of both law enforcement and the US army

Who is the best anime girl?

You should screencap those for evidence later. Don't forget he's also requested loli porn and his excuse was chemo for redditors. So he's a deranged pedophile who fantasizes about raping and killing toddlersin addition to everything else he's done.

the 2nd battalion of the proud boys regiment will defend the ballot boxes from ANTIFA attacks!

so based!! #MAGA #TAXCUTS #DEGREGULATION #ISRAEL

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you're gonna be the one getting shot retard

By who? You?

I love posting with you lads! You all make me proud.